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Mr.E
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posted 11-18-2003 11:29 PM      Profile for Mr.E     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Well if you murdered them like 5 seconds ago, none of those things would be true of the dead body except a chance at #2.

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From: Munchkin Land, Oz | Registered: Jul 2000  |  IP: Logged
veloS
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posted 11-19-2003 07:39 AM      Profile for veloS     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by dAyWaLkEr:
And also velos, mebbe your girlfriend doesn't mind because you haven't told her about your experiences. but then again, would she even stay with you if you told her?

Who said I didn't? She knows I eat my seed, she even made me do it, after I came in her (she told me to eat her out... literally).

OK, I didn't tell her about the urine thing. But I was just taking a shower, squirted up, and touched the 'fountain' with my tongue. I DID brush my teeth after that, and no, I did not like the taste. Really bitter.

[ 11-19-2003, 07:41 AM: Message edited by: veloS ]

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Kazuki
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posted 11-19-2003 10:12 AM      Profile for Kazuki     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Oh god...

Everytime you try and explain yourself it just sounds worse and worse...

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LanderZRPG
Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, lads!
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posted 11-19-2003 10:46 AM      Profile for LanderZRPG   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Says the new guy.

As for the eating-out part, I get the feeling that that is a lot less rare than your original 'explanation' of the munching... As for the urine, I was expecting something more along the lines of "touched it and tasted", rather than "I peed on my tongue". That's just odd...

And since when do new guys bash older members like old members? I demand that proper respect be shown to the old farts with <MemNum 1500.

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And... umm... I joined before velos? when did this happen? I could have sworn he's been here longer than me.
Anyway, Kaz, bash on; he's only a 2600.

[ 11-19-2003, 10:47 AM: Message edited by: LanderZRPG ]

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From what we've learned, it seems like you'd prefer girls dressed in ant costumes or something... -Kazuki (Regarding tl;dr)

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dAyWaLkEr
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posted 11-19-2003 04:45 PM      Profile for dAyWaLkEr     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by veloS:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by dAyWaLkEr:

OK, I didn't tell her about the urine thing. But I was just taking a shower, squirted up, and touched the 'fountain' with my tongue. I DID brush my teeth after that, and no, I did not like the taste. Really bitter.

i'm afraid i'll go insane if i find out the answer, but it's just so damn morbid i can' stop. like a car crash, y'know?

so how does one's penis be aimed at an angle high enough that a urine can be squirted to hit an outstretched (?) tongue?

also, your girlfriend's cool. just remember to carry mouthwash along when you decide to fuck

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LanderZRPG
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posted 11-19-2003 06:49 PM      Profile for LanderZRPG   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by dAyWaLkEr:
so how does one's penis be aimed at an angle high enough that a urine can be squirted to hit an outstretched (?) tongue?

Use of the hand?

Or having a really shrimpy dick, with so little mass so that your morning hardon sticks it straight up, rather than at some obscure angle?

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From what we've learned, it seems like you'd prefer girls dressed in ant costumes or something... -Kazuki (Regarding tl;dr)

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Fluorine
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posted 11-19-2003 07:38 PM      Profile for Fluorine     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Nothing can save this thread now.
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Uiru
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posted 11-19-2003 09:24 PM      Profile for Uiru   Author's Homepage   Email Uiru   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
With the possible exception of group webcam suicide.
~Uiru

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Kazuki
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posted 11-19-2003 11:18 PM      Profile for Kazuki     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
So no bashing members with 1500 or lower, got ya.

I'll try and remember.

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kikered
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posted 11-20-2003 12:14 AM      Profile for kikered   Email kikered   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Represent.

BTW, I think we can stop asking for her pics. We all know that she posted it in the Hottest Anime Girl thread. [Wink]

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Dweedle
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quote:
Originally posted by Fluorine:
Nothing can save this thread now.

IT'S A TRAP!

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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune

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Cesar
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posted 11-20-2003 01:51 AM      Profile for Cesar   Email Cesar   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
With the possible exception of group webcam suicide.
Do we have any volunteers?

veloS has taste tested some bodily fluids for us. We can fix two problems at once if we get veloS to drink mercury over a webcam; hours of fun!

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Charmeleon42
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posted 11-20-2003 02:55 AM      Profile for Charmeleon42   Author's Homepage   Email Charmeleon42   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quoting with hesitance from beginning of thread: Claimed be to a girl, then started talking about how she had a penis.

NeoKefka? Dont think anyone's mentioned that girl/but-a-guy person yet...

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dAyWaLkEr
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quote:
Originally posted by Cesar:
quote:
With the possible exception of group webcam suicide.
Do we have any volunteers?

veloS has taste tested some bodily fluids for us. We can fix two problems at once if we get veloS to drink mercury over a webcam; hours of fun!

Oh shit i'll do it. It's just my damn dial-up ... sometimes it just logs me off. I get so fucking pissed at it.

So if I do you'll have to co-ordinate some kind of time zone shift and then mebbe. Also, since i'm dial-up I might have been dead 5 minutes ago and you'll still be seeing me slit my wrists.

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ceoalex316
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posted 11-20-2003 05:41 PM      Profile for ceoalex316     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I'll go ahead and suggest you not to go through the web came suicide thing.

Only so the newspapers can say that at least someone was a voice of reason.

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dAyWaLkEr
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Yeah, but since I'm not good at poetry, can you compose me a poem describing my pain living in the US, despite the fact that my worst day is a fantasy for people in the Middle East or Africa?

Also, make sure it sounds special so I'm distinguished from the millions of angst-ridden fuck-ups in America. kthx

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MewtwoSama
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thread necromancy

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Boodabonzi
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you just revived an aborted feotus

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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MK
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yes
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Mewone
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MK has no penis
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GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD RAARARARAAGH



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I like Jessie from Team Rocket <3

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What the hell happened in this thread u guys?

(_I_)iiiiiiiiD ~ ~ ~ [Embarrassed]

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MORE LIKE WHAT DIDNT HAPPEN

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I like Jessie from Team Rocket <3

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Mr. K
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That dog can't even scare a kitty cat.
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Mewone
I have a pokemon as my username. I mean, come on.
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That isn't a cat's tail.
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