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Boodabonzi
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posted 09-19-2003 03:37 AM
What's with all this "NO CLICK WHILE EATNG" tagging bullshit. Are you guys really that fat and sweaty that you have to eat even while on your computers? Jesus christ, eat while watching the football, eat while in the car on the way to your cholesterol clinic, EAT AT FUCKING MEAL TIMES but don't eat while on your computer. Apart from anything else it will go straight to your hips.
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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...
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Pornbot
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posted 09-19-2003 05:37 AM
thats so raven
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pkthunder
I look like your mom.
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posted 09-19-2003 07:13 AM
Wow, you see, some of us have full time jobs and don't have all fucking day to read the internet, so we take these moments here and there (like during lunchtime) to read stuff at Azure Heights. Of course, I'm not talking about me, because I don't do anything at my job and just read the internet all fucking day, but I know this is true for cfalcon.
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Dweedle
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posted 09-19-2003 09:19 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Pornbot:
thats so raven
even stevens
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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune
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Boodabonzi
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posted 09-19-2003 11:26 AM
I eat my lunch during my lunch break. I guess that's where I fall down.
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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...
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ceoalex316
Time for the flaming leprosy party
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posted 09-19-2003 12:24 PM
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Originally posted by pkthunder:
but I know this is true for cfalcon.
He's also the only one editing the posts to say No Eating. Its not good to assume that since cfalcon does it everyone else on the forum does it to.
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Maximum Penetration Industries.
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Miko
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posted 09-19-2003 12:39 PM
Why do you care if we eat while on the computer? ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
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Goo goo ka choo
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pkthunder
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posted 09-19-2003 12:59 PM
quote:
Originally posted by ceoalex316:
quote:
Originally posted by pkthunder:
but I know this is true for cfalcon.
He's also the only one editing the posts to say No Eating. Its not good to assume that since cfalcon does it everyone else on the forum does it to.
Whatever. I never said "everyone else". Way to fuck up the superlative, there, sport. I said "some of us", which actually does refer to me as well. I usually read Azure only on my lunch breaks. I was joking around about the reading the internet all day thing because my job is shit. Kind of. There are good days and bad days. But I don't care to explain it to you.
The other thing about eating and internetting at the same time -- It's not that cfalcon eats while he's on the internet, it's that he goes on the internet while he eats. The dude has to constantly keep busy. He multitasks. If he's not on the internet during his meals, he's eating his meals at the table with at least three books he can be reading. He doesn't watch teevee without a book to read during the commercials. And I could lodge some complaints about our personal life that relate to this but then he'll just get mad at me again or something.
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Psybro
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posted 09-19-2003 01:51 PM
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Originally posted by pkthunder:
If he's not on the internet during his meals, he's eating his meals at the table with at least three books he can be reading.
I'm sort of like that, but that's because my brain doesn't like not having something to read.
The Internet has managed to shorten my attention span whilst keeping me reading for hours every day, which is odd.
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cfalcon
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posted 09-19-2003 04:30 PM
Well, after pk got done 0wning the thread, I don't have much to say. Basically at work, when I get food, I tend to eat it while going on the net. Because, honestly, what am I going to do while eating, work? I do that most of the rest of the time. I've edited two threads that don't sound gross but are when you click on them. That is the only thing about them that I edit. This should not offend you. Perhaps you should wait for something offensive to be offended?
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dAyWaLkEr
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posted 09-19-2003 11:08 PM
there have been far worse things done near the computer. pardon me for eating an apple and enjoying The Onion's latest satirical article.
of course ... i did enjoy the notice before i read that papercut penis thing
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Anthrax
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posted 09-20-2003 12:08 AM
oh boo hoo i'm a baby i can't read about penile papercuts and eat at the same time
i browse rotten.com and eat my ramen with no problem, get over it you sissy
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Mr. K
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posted 09-20-2003 12:14 AM
THIS THREAD STARTED OFF OK THEN GOT VERY VERY LAME I HATE YOU ALL
EDIT: OK ANTHRAX MADE IT BETTER BUT I STILL HATE YOU
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cfalcon
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posted 09-20-2003 06:15 AM
ITT thrax explains much
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Boodabonzi
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posted 09-20-2003 09:42 AM
I still say you're a fat shit if you eat while on the internet. Get a goddam friend in the workplace to talk to during your lunchbreak.
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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...
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Gary Oak
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posted 09-20-2003 10:15 AM
Ok, we understand already. You are human perfection. You can quit with the bragging already...
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"You think it is done, you think all is well. Well kiss my green ass I shall see you in hell."
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SDShamshel
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posted 09-20-2003 12:47 PM
with a laptop you can go online AND talk to your friend AND eat AND set people on fire AND yell at random objects AND scare your friend away.
nerds
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Ikuse
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posted 09-20-2003 01:05 PM
I eat at the computer and I weigh a good 135 pounds. Or 9.642 stone. Or 61.363 kilograms. What now?
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dAyWaLkEr
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posted 09-20-2003 04:48 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Ikuse:
I eat at the computer and I weigh a good 135 pounds. Or 9.642 stone. Or 61.363 kilograms. What now?
now we dance ![[PBJ Time!]](graemlins/pbjtime.gif)
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Dweedle
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posted 09-20-2003 05:00 PM
I've tried to eat at the computer but it's annoying because you can't eat and type at the same time without making a mess.
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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune
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undone-backwards
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posted 09-20-2003 05:44 PM
I've tried to eat at the computer but it's annoying because you can't eat and type at the same time without making a mess.
then don't hold the fuckin' drink can in your jacking hand...
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Dweedle
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posted 09-20-2003 09:47 PM
too bad that advice doesn't correspond to my problem
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ceoalex316
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posted 09-21-2003 01:13 AM
Eating alone is boring though.
I have to do something while I eat. I can't just fucking sit in the kitchen for 30 minutes staring at the fucking wall.
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starCaliber
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posted 09-21-2003 06:00 AM
you have ADD.
further, you are a fat fuck that spends 30 minutes eating.
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Blue Seed
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posted 09-21-2003 09:40 AM
I'm eating a sub right now. I'm multi-tasking!
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dAyWaLkEr
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posted 09-21-2003 01:48 PM
also depends on what you're eating. some guangdong chow mein is a lot faster to eat than steak and a baked potato.
which sort of explains which people tend to eat a real meal at the computer. snack foods excluded, of course.
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cfalcon
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posted 09-21-2003 02:13 PM
I still say you're a fat shit if you eat while on the internet. Get a goddam friend in the workplace to talk to during your lunchbreak.
Boodabonzi : forum :: ringworm : foot
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ceoalex316
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posted 09-21-2003 02:15 PM
quote:
Originally posted by starCaliber:
you have ADD.
further, you are a fat fuck that spends 30 minutes eating.
I just eat slow. I don't like to eat, I just eat when I have to, you know, to stay alive and stuff.
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NintendoLover
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posted 09-21-2003 03:41 PM
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Pornbot
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posted 09-21-2003 04:38 PM
I fully endorse eating at the computer
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pkthunder
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posted 09-21-2003 04:48 PM
I'M EATING RIGHT NOW!!!!
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posted 09-21-2003 05:26 PM
I wish I was eating right now.
Also the point of taking time to eat is not to rush through like some fat slob and take the time to enjoy the food that was made rather than strap on a feedbag and chow down.
Also the hypocracy in my post is hilariously sad.
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Dweedle
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posted 09-21-2003 05:29 PM
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Originally posted by pkthunder:
I'M EATING RIGHT NOW!!!!
lol
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SDShamshel
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posted 09-21-2003 07:55 PM
When I'm just in my dorm and I pull out a can of tuna and use it as my breakfast, I'm not about to go out of my way to find some people to sit with just so that I can enjoy their company as I eat a can of tuna.
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Zerot
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posted 09-21-2003 09:11 PM
I can't remember the last time I ate a meal at a table. I usually eat in front of the TV or at my computer desk.
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Ikuse
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posted 09-21-2003 11:15 PM
You know what that means. That means you must be a fat fuck with ADD. Because you don't eat at the table.
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veloS
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posted 09-22-2003 01:12 PM
I don't eat a lot behind my pc. Only after watching pr0n and stuff.
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Boodabonzi
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posted 09-22-2003 04:14 PM
quote:
Originally posted by cfalcon:
I still say you're a fat shit if you eat while on the internet. Get a goddam friend in the workplace to talk to during your lunchbreak.
Boodabonzi : forum :: ringworm : foot
cfalcon : his own ass :: chiefs : endzone
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dAyWaLkEr
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posted 09-22-2003 04:36 PM
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Originally posted by veloS:
I don't eat a lot behind my pc. Only after watching pr0n and stuff.
i hope you wash your hands afterwards. extra sauce ain't cool
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posted 09-22-2003 04:46 PM
didn't catch that one, eh daywalker?
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dAyWaLkEr
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posted 09-22-2003 05:07 PM
a censored explanation would be nice
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pkthunder
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posted 09-22-2003 08:54 PM
veloS eats his own spermoS. Where have you been?
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Pornbot
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posted 09-23-2003 12:43 AM
you can eat my sperm anyday pk if you get my drift wink wink, wink....wink wink wink wink
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DoomMullet
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posted 09-23-2003 12:55 AM
I work at a foodservice place on campus, so when I come home from work with food, I eat it at my computer because I check message boards first thing. I know you're saying "lol nerd" but I check them first thing so I get it out of the way, especially because I mod two boards and it takes a little while to do that.
ok whatever I'm a nerd
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Boodabonzi
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posted 09-23-2003 12:50 PM
a nerd who's in the porn industry
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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...
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dAyWaLkEr
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posted 09-23-2003 05:29 PM
quote:
Originally posted by pkthunder:
veloS eats his own spermoS. Where have you been?
oh. shit. creamofsomenerdguy?
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