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Anonymous
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posted 09-17-2003 10:52 PM $Profile for Anonymous$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

A while ago I jerked off but didn?t clean up the mess and ended up with smelly underwear and penis the next morning. So from then on I started to use paper to wrap around my dick while I cum inside the paper towel and clean up easy, or just jerk off in the bathroom first so when I jerk off in bed very little cum comes out.

So one day I decide to go to sleep with jerking off before hand, I couldn?t sleep and didn?t feel like getting towels so I decided to use paper. Without getting to descriptive I got a paper cut in the middle of an orgasm, on my penis. And all the blood goes to the penis during and orgasm, but luckily I didn?t cut a vain. So never try to use paper.

[ 09-18-2003, 03:31 PM: Message edited by: cfalcon ]

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posted 09-18-2003 12:28 AM $Profile for Pornbot$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Pornbot$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

put a coke bottle up your ass before you cum, oh does that hit the SPOT

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quote:
Originally posted by Anonymous:
A while ago I jerked off but didn’t clean up the mess and ended up with smelly underwear and penis the next morning. So from then on I started to use paper to wrap around my dick while I cum inside the paper towel and clean up easy, or just jerk off in the bathroom first so when I jerk off in bed very little cum comes out.

So one day I decide to go to sleep with jerking off before hand, I couldn’t sleep and didn’t feel like getting towels so I decided to use paper. Without getting to descriptive I got a paper cut in the middle of an orgasm, on my penis. And all the blood goes to the penis during and orgasm, but luckily I didn’t cut a vain. So never try to use paper.

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posted 09-18-2003 03:10 AM $Profile for 137$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Anonymous:
I jerked off but didn’t clean up the mess

Damn, dude.

quote:
Originally posted by Anonymous:
I got a paper cut . . . on my penis.

Damn, dude. Hubris?

[ 09-18-2003, 03:11 AM: Message edited by: 137 ]

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posted 09-18-2003 09:24 AM $Profile for EspeonNidoking$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

lmao shit's hilarious

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posted 09-18-2003 10:15 AM $Profile for FlameBait$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Jesus Christ. And I thought I had problems.

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posted 09-18-2003 12:13 PM $Profile for Psybro$ $Email Psybro$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Paper doesn't absorb semen you idiot

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posted 09-18-2003 01:50 PM $Profile for veloS$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I do.

No seriously, that's whack. A friend of mine once gave her boyfriend head, but she 'wounded' him with her braces/retainer thingie (spelling?).

That sucked too.

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posted 09-18-2003 03:27 PM $Profile for Boodabonzi$ $Email Boodabonzi$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I got a papercut on my eyelid.

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cfalcon
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posted 09-18-2003 03:32 PM $Profile for cfalcon$ $Email cfalcon$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

MY SUB DOESN'T TASTE SO GOOD NOW

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Perverts.

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posted 09-18-2003 09:10 PM $Profile for Blue Seed$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Congratulations. Tell me, how did this cum and blood hybrid taste? Was it salty?

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posted 09-18-2003 09:15 PM $Profile for Miko$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

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Goo goo ka choo

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ceoalex316
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posted 09-18-2003 09:37 PM $Profile for ceoalex316$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Ok, I'll admit it. I was the last Anonymous.

But I don't know who this guy is.

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posted 09-18-2003 10:32 PM $Profile for IceHawk78$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email IceHawk78$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Cowlicks, you were not the last anonymous. And you were not this one, either.

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posted 09-18-2003 10:40 PM $Profile for FlameBait$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

As long as you promise not to kill yourself wackin' next time, you can look at all the perty pictures I'm posting. K?
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cfalcon
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posted 09-18-2003 11:08 PM $Profile for cfalcon$ $Email cfalcon$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Cowlicks, you were not the last anonymous.

You sure about that?

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posted 09-18-2003 11:41 PM $Profile for IceHawk78$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email IceHawk78$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

o yse, I'm positive.

Also those pics were rather passe.

Who would whack to that shit?

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posted 09-19-2003 12:23 AM $Profile for MK$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by IceHawk78:
o yse, I'm positive.

Also those pics were rather passe.

Who would whack to that shit?

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ceoalex316
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posted 09-19-2003 01:27 AM $Profile for ceoalex316$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by IceHawk78:
Also those pics were rather passe.

Maybe to someone who just turned gay (don't start a debate on whether or not people are born gay.)

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posted 09-19-2003 06:25 AM $Profile for veloS$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by ceoalex316:

quote:
Originally posted by IceHawk78:
Also those pics were rather passe.
Maybe to someone who just turned gay (don't start a debate on whether or not people are born gay.)

They don't. [Wink]

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posted 09-19-2003 02:00 PM $Profile for Psybro$ $Email Psybro$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by FlameBait:

Jennifer Ellison is so fucking hot

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posted 09-19-2003 10:58 PM $Profile for dAyWaLkEr$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

her head looks kinda un proportional, like she's been poorly photoshopped or something.

nice body though.

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posted 09-19-2003 11:28 PM $Profile for FlameBait$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Survey says..... BOING!
I'm killing the 56k users on Azure. =/
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posted 09-20-2003 12:51 AM $Profile for IceHawk78$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email IceHawk78$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by FlameBait:
Survey says..... BOING!
I'm killing the 56k users on Azure. =/
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omfg red ecks, so sexy

[edit] Look who fixed it?

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posted 09-20-2003 09:40 AM $Profile for Jolteon X$ $Email Jolteon X$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I could get better porn in a google image search.

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veloS
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posted 09-20-2003 09:53 AM $Profile for veloS$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

True, this thread only proved that brunettes > blondes.

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posted 09-20-2003 04:51 PM $Profile for dAyWaLkEr$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by veloS:
True, this thread only proved that brunettes > blondes.

i don't think it's been proven thoroughly. please continue the debate with more pix pls. movie links are groovy too.

and if you're really opinionated you can post pages of pics [Big Grin]

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quote:
Originally posted by dAyWaLkEr:

quote:
Originally posted by veloS:
True, this thread only proved that brunettes > blondes.
i don't think it's been proven thoroughly. please continue the debate with more pix pls. movie links are groovy too.

and if you're really opinionated you can post pages of pics

Fucker has a point there, guys.

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ceoalex316
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posted 09-22-2003 06:46 PM $Profile for ceoalex316$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by veloS:

quote:
Originally posted by dAyWaLkEr:

quote:
Originally posted by veloS:
True, this thread only proved that brunettes > blondes.
i don't think it's been proven thoroughly. please continue the debate with more pix pls. movie links are groovy too.

and if you're really opinionated you can post pages of pics
Fucker has a point there, guys.

SO? FUCKIN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!

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posted 09-22-2003 08:12 PM $Profile for Cesar$ $Email Cesar$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
I'm killing the 56k users on Azure. =/

Disable pictures > you

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posted 09-23-2003 03:50 AM $Profile for 137$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

BRUNETTES

BLONDES

Brunettes > Blondes. There ya have it. Fair and balanced.

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posted 09-23-2003 03:50 AM $Profile for starCaliber$ $Email starCaliber$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

demolish yourself, shitfaucet

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posted 09-23-2003 04:03 AM $Profile for 137$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Heh.

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posted 09-23-2003 06:52 AM $Profile for Pornbot$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Pornbot$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

lawlin

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posted 09-23-2003 11:33 AM $Profile for veloS$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by 137:
Heh.

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posted 09-24-2003 01:50 AM $Profile for ceoalex316$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

My contribution to this topic:

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