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Boodabonzi
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If you could change one part of your body what part would it be?

I'd have less point elbows. I really can't find another fault.

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Remove the flab beneath my chin. I've lost weight, and I'm down to 12 stone 4.5lbs, but it just won't go.

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Bigger dick.

I mean come on, it could be 9", flaccid , and a guy would still want it bigger.

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I am told that I am secksay, but I would like to be a little more trim especially in my upper arms and this annoying little bit of pudge I have just above my hips.

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My eyebrows.

I really don't like them.

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I want my eyes fixed. I want 20/20 vision. Also, there are some weak muscles in my left eye that cause me to have double vision. I want that fixed as well.

After that, I'd want straight, whiter teeth.

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I would push my jawbone forward, because where it naturally lies, my face looks..... weird from the side.
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It's funny because I thought this topic would be full of "oh nos" jokes.

edit: because he has a big nose, get it?

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Have you SEEN Char's nose?

Also, I would probably make myself a little bit taller. Maybe 2 or 3 inches.

I don't have any serious qualms about my physical appearance because frankly, i don't give a shit. I was discussing this very topic today, and she made a very good point. The thing with most* guys is that they pick apart women's appearances. Most* women, on the other hand, it doesn't matter how many fucked up things a guy can have, "He's got gorgeous eyes." or, "He's got a nice ass."

Yes, this was a woman who I was discussing it with. And yes, she did compliment my eyes.

We were having this discussion whilst she put on her makeup.

But that was just for her boyfriend. Heh.

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I second the notion that Ikuse has nice eyes.

Also the best part of the body for a guy to have built, are the abs. Girls go crazy for a dude with a six pack and V-lines (which work the same way as female cleavage, except in the opposite sex.) Also girls are scared of guys who show signs of a beer belly developing, they don't want to go out with someone will gain weight when they marry him.

It's not that big of a problem, since girls aren't that shallow, but if you are going to go with one tight body part, make it the abs.

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i'd like solid white or grey eyes. like in comic books.

or sharp teeth.

or extra arms.

or wings.

or gills.

or a prehensile penis.

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Wow. I haven't heard the phrase "prehensile penis" in years.
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I would like my sweat glands to take a fucking break every now and then. Gross, yes, but that's the only single thing I'd change. Everything else I'd like to do to my appearance would require multiple peripheral changes as well.

Is this related to appearance? Yes it is. I can play 10+ DDR games in a night at the arcade, and walk out to applause, but I have to have a towel on me at all times and when I get off the machine, people get the hell away from me real quick. Perfectly understandable as to why, but it'd be great if it'd stop. None of my other friends sweat, it seems. [Frown]
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I want prettier skin [Frown]

Also has it really been that long since you've heard "prehensile penis", pkthunder. It seems a common phrase (as far as uncommon phrases go).

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Let'see. My hairline is a bit uneven. It goes up on the left side for no good reason at all. When there's enough money (to absolutely blow on bullshit) I'll probably get hair replacement surgery to fix it.
My left eye has muscles that get tired when I haven't slept for about 24 hours. My eye gets a little smaller and weird. Since I do that a lot, and often run into desirable chickies on binges like that, I'd fix it. I imagine some type of exercise might fix it, but I can't see myself blinking 12,000,000,000 times an hour once a day to remedy that.
I could stand to gain some weight.
And being (at least) as tall as my dad (6')would be cool. My foot size is that of a 6'3" person, and my armspan is 6'7". I'm 5'9". I imagine starting smoking when I was 12 has something to do with that.
And I'm all good in the weiner* department, so that's it.

EDIT: *prehensile

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Boodabonzi
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quote:
Originally posted by Ikuse:
I don't have any serious qualms about my physical appearance

this is a grave, grave error

Barrierd makes a good point. I'd probably sweat less as well. Except during loving; then it's a fucking boon.

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how is it a grave error :/
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I bite nails. Till it bleeds, d00d. <girlie> I want pretty nails </girlie>

Being a bit more muscular would be kewl too.

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I apparently have super nails. Why? Girls are always like 'did you know girls would kill to have your nails' and I'm like 'wtf?'.
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quote:
Originally posted by Ikuse:
how is it a grave error :/

this may be news to you dude but however much you chat about all your downs suffering female compatriots saying how cute you are you have been cursed with monumentally bad looks

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I dunno, I think I'd like a slightly thinner face. I have chubby cheeks, I look like a rabid hamster when I grin [Frown]

Which is why I don't smile.

Other than that, I'm not too unhappy.

oh nos

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I'm perfect, well maybe I would add a little more meat on my arms [Embarrassed]

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quote:
Originally posted by Jenova:
I dunno, I think I'd like a slightly thinner face. I have chubby cheeks, I look like a rabid hamster when I grin [Frown]

Which is why I don't smile.

Other than that, I'm not too unhappy.

oh nos

you have a delightful smile Harry.

edit: oh shit I mean Nic.

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quote:
Originally posted by ceoalex316:
I second the notion that Ikuse has nice eyes.

Also the best part of the body for a guy to have built, are the abs. Girls go crazy for a dude with a six pack and V-lines (which work the same way as female cleavage, except in the opposite sex.) Also girls are scared of guys who show signs of a beer belly developing, they don't want to go out with someone will gain weight when they marry him.

It's not that big of a problem, since girls aren't that shallow, but if you are going to go with one tight body part, make it the abs.

The problem then though is finding excuses to show them off. They were the one part of my upper body that was Actually Decent, never could get much done with my arms/shoulders.

If I could change anything I'd probably go for more upper-body muscle. I used to train a lot but they never really got any larger, so maybe it's a genetic problem instead. Then again, my dad's arms are thin but his muscles look like cable so maybe it's all there anyway.

also prehensile penis.

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quote:
Originally posted by Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk:
also prehensile penis.

Poor Asians.

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quote:
Originally posted by Boodabonzi:
this may be news to you dude but however much you chat about all your downs suffering female compatriots saying how cute you are you have been cursed with monumentally bad looks

that's alright.

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Less hair. My back is like a fucking Chia Pet. Seriously, this guy is not to much of an exageration.

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(which work the same way as female cleavage, except in the opposite sex.)

I don't buy it for a second.

Seriously, are there websites devoted to girls who run around with cameras snapping pictures of guys with great abs wearing revealing shirts?

In summation, there is noting like cleavage.

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quote:
Originally posted by ceoalex316:
quote:
Originally posted by Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk:
also prehensile penis.

Poor Asians.
if it was prehensile i could have it fold itself up and tuck it into my pants without having to use my hands

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quote:
Originally posted by cfalcon:
(which work the same way as female cleavage, except in the opposite sex.)

I don't buy it for a second.

Seriously, are there websites devoted to girls who run around with cameras snapping pictures of guys with great abs wearing revealing shirts?

In summation, there is noting like cleavage.

No, it just that girls based on their gender role in our society, are less perverted.

Gender roles aside, its exactly like cleavage.

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i wouldnt change nething i am a prefect speciman

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quote:
Originally posted by cfalcon:
noting like cleavage.

I think we just discovered a huge untapped market in post-it notes that look like cleavage.

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I think the gender role has less to do with our society (look at tribal Africans, males pursue the women; look at elk or dragonflies, males pursue the females) and more to do with the way the biology works. However far down the sexual-reproductive chain you look, females hold the eggs, which means that up until conception the sperm has to chase those eggs to ensure reproductive success.

I'll have to gather my thoughts a bit to write an essay on the role of porn in this context. Succinct-ness evades me right now.

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quote:
Originally posted by Uiru:
I apparently have super nails. Why? Girls are always like 'did you know girls would kill to have your nails' and I'm like 'wtf?'.
~Uiru

post pics plz

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quote:
Originally posted by Uiru:
I apparently have super nails. Why? Girls are always like 'did you know girls would kill to have your nails' and I'm like 'wtf?'.
~Uiru

I've been told the same except about my eyelashes

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mah momma said i be fine jus the way i yam

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quote:
Originally posted by 137:
I think the gender role has less to do with our society (look at tribal Africans, males pursue the women; look at elk or dragonflies, males pursue the females) and more to do with the way the biology works. However far down the sexual-reproductive chain you look, females hold the eggs, which means that up until conception the sperm has to chase those eggs to ensure reproductive success.

I'll have to gather my thoughts a bit to write an essay on the role of porn in this context. Succinct-ness evades me right now.

I’m talking about who gets to be more perverted. It is because guys are the more perverted gender in our culture that many of cleavage website are aimed at them. If the gender roles or perverts were to be reversed (keeping in mine that females have the same sex drive) the porn industry would be aimed at the female. Then you’d have tons of male swim suit super models with muscular V-lines showing from their shorts, and tons of male calenders.

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I have a problem with every part of my body.
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quote:
Originally posted by Boodabonzi:
I'd have less point elbows. I really can't find another fault.

I can offer a few suggestions.
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I'd want my lower row of teeth to be straightened out. I never had braces as a kid to fix that, BIG MISTAKE.

The fucking fault (seriously, it's almost exactly like a fault line) pisses me off to no end, PLUS if traps tartar and gunk like you wouldn't believe. [Frown]

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quote:
Originally posted by 10,000Lb.Snorlax:
quote:
Originally posted by Boodabonzi:
I'd have less point elbows. I really can't find another fault.

I can offer a few suggestions.
lay them on me tenkay

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lay them on me tenkay

Don't make me bust out the old booda-chuckle family portrait.

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Ikuse
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there's one, jumpman is living on your face
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Boodabonzi
like a virgin
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I get more chicks that way

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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Cloud9x
Estelle Getty
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>: ^ )

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[22:51] Y2Jesus: shut up japanese peopre

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PKMN Master FRAZZE
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I would like my teeth to straight and white. I've had my braces for 2 years and it seems like I wont get rid of 'em for antother 6 months at least, otherwise I'm pretty happy with my body.

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What's the use of the truth if you can't tell a lie?

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pkthunder
I look like your mom.
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Make sure to wear your retainer. Seriously. Speaking from experience, they will move back.
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Boodabonzi
like a virgin
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snaggletooth is only cute up to a point

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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DoomMullet
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quote:
Originally posted by pkthunder:
Make sure to wear your retainer. Seriously. Speaking from experience, they will move back.

Damn, this couldn't be more true.

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What kind of a fuckass fuck of a bumfuck shithole town is this?

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