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Wintermute
My custom title sucks.
Member # 5

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posted 09-06-2003 12:11 PM      Profile for Wintermute   Author's Homepage   Email Wintermute   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Seems like a fair time to review recent moderation by the Pb/Cal/Toby superorganism. Deleting the shit out of everything gets impractical and eventually isn't fun for anyone. (However Pornbot should receive a lifetime honorarium for deleting Your Pictures.) tl;dr alert

1. Topic Creation

FlameBait
You keep making new & pointless topics, suggesting possible brain damage. Explicit approval from Pb is needed for survival.

Mewone, kikered, 137
I don't have a clue who you guys are. Maybe if you make a good impression in an existing topic your creation priviledges can be restored.

Barrierd, Coxy, Atma
Never really had anything against you guys. Topic priviledges restored. Atma, you hardly post in the Park anyway, but go easy on the verbisms. e.g. of a post from you:
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*runs*
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That went out of style in agnp 3 years ago.

Rolken
For the longest time I couldn't understand why your rating was so low. Your posting style was reminiscent of White Cat's which suited me fine. Then you were away for awhile, and since coming back you haven't done much that's interesting to me. Turning into a mormon is pretty funny though. And surely at some point you had your cock in AK's mouth, right? Come on. Which means she couldn't have been talking for a minute, which makes you a saint.

In a lot of your recent topics you've just posted some news item. I'm tempted to say, "arggh this isn't Fark" but OTOH it's a fair attempt to get some discussion going, which god knows the forum could use. I notice that the replies are uniformly limp-dicked and tedious though. Maybe try something else.

2. Posting:

MK
Kid, your last reply to me was not a total disaster, but more importantly, you're practically the funniest guy here. Far as I'm concerned you're bumped down to #4.

NintendoLover
Was never sure how serious Peebs was. Don't have a strong opinion. Thoughts?

Slade_64
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

3. Any posts by Charmeleon42 that use slanty-face in any capacity get deleted.
4. Worthless posts from certain people who produce almost nothing else get deleted at random.

These are forever.

From: Winnipeg, Manitoba | Registered: Feb 2000  |  IP: Logged
Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk
Happy Good Times Fortune Happiness Happity Hocks Cat-Gonk Happifier
Member # 14

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posted 09-06-2003 12:36 PM      Profile for Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
toby gives me a happy feeling in my groin

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IceHawk78
NOBODY IMPORTANT
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posted 09-06-2003 12:52 PM      Profile for IceHawk78   Author's Homepage   Email IceHawk78   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
What's with the Char42 slanty-face thing?

Was this just someone's idea of a strange rule that you liked, or was there some reason for it?

Also, since this thread most likely isn't going anywhere, I move to have this thread now be used to ask what is considered "essential" for a new Gamecube owner.

Games, accessories, etc.

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Rolken
Vulcan
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posted 09-06-2003 01:00 PM      Profile for Rolken   Author's Homepage   Email Rolken   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Turning into a mormon is pretty funny though.

It's so much funnier from the inside, because of all the weirdness that people say that's actually true (despite all the weirdness people say that isn't). Our bishop's clearly terrified that I'll apostasize because I'm not really on good terms with the one who introduced me to the Church. Plus then you get to tell people what you believe in and take pleasure in their incredulous looks, instead of just telling what some random cult believes in. I mean, who cares about that.

I'm tempted to say, "arggh this isn't Fark" but OTOH it's a fair attempt to get some discussion going, which god knows the forum could use.

Yeah, that was pretty much the point.

I notice that the replies are uniformly limp-dicked and tedious though. Maybe try something else.

I pretty much figured they would be, but hey, it's not like they'd be lowering the average quality of posts anyway.

wuvu tobi

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Zerot
I pay schoolgirls to verbally abuse me.
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posted 09-06-2003 01:26 PM      Profile for Zerot   Author's Homepage   Email Zerot   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I don't get it.
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FlameBait
Farting Nudist
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posted 09-06-2003 03:07 PM      Profile for FlameBait   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
It means we're all gonna get butseckzed it we keep acting stupid.

Although I'm finding that kinda hard, considering the wonderful role model we have at the top of the forum.

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Blue Seed
Farting Nudist
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posted 09-06-2003 04:07 PM      Profile for Blue Seed        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Of course, I'm not acknowledged for the pointless krap I post. Although, Wintermute said something or other about coyote vomit in reference to a post I made about MK and a giant penis.

It's difficult to make an intelligent response when the subject makes you want to hijack the short bus.

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Give drugs to children.

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Rolken
Vulcan
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posted 09-06-2003 05:33 PM      Profile for Rolken   Author's Homepage   Email Rolken   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
It's difficult to make an intelligent response when the subject makes you want to hijack the short bus.

Then don't respond?

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Coxy
Hulkamania has run wild over me.
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posted 09-06-2003 08:24 PM      Profile for Coxy   Email Coxy   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
What, just when I was about to post a topic, too.

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I love nintendolover, but only in a strictly platonic sense.

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Psybro
Half Psyduck. Half Slowbro. All cop.
Member # 290

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posted 09-06-2003 08:31 PM      Profile for Psybro   Email Psybro   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Petition for a MIDI to be added to Karp Park
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Pornbot
I AM A GAY FAGGOT GAY
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posted 09-06-2003 09:05 PM      Profile for Pornbot   Author's Homepage   Email Pornbot   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
someone convert st. anger to midi
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Psybro
Half Psyduck. Half Slowbro. All cop.
Member # 290

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posted 09-06-2003 09:42 PM      Profile for Psybro   Email Psybro   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
just put some white noise on, same thing
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Mr.E
Farting Nudist
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posted 09-06-2003 09:49 PM      Profile for Mr.E     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I have a book report due Monday that compares an aspect of another book to a related aspect of the book that shares its name with the title of this topic.

Asshole. [Frown]

[Josef Mengele]

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MickHale18: *pulls out finger*

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dAyWaLkEr
Farting Nudist
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posted 09-06-2003 10:44 PM      Profile for dAyWaLkEr     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
25 seconds of a computer dialing in is certainly a good substitute

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absence of evidence isn't evidence of absence

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veloS
8=D~~O:
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I hate you all.

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