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I have a colony of shrimp living in my bladder
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posted 09-05-2003 07:52 PM      Profile for Barrierd   Email Barrierd   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
~I don't know if this will work in AH anymore, but I'd like to introduce a thread which will either float down into obscurity or have at least a few good posts. (NOT TAKING THE CHALLENGE!)~

The point of this thread is to take a song--any song--and deliberately misinterpret the meaning of the lyrics (with sexy results!). With any luck you'll never think of the song in quite the same way again. Write out the lyrics (you're allowed to be picky with which lines to use; the point is to know that you're right and everyone else is wrong) and dissect those lines to the Xtreme.

Some songs are easier to misinterpret than others, and, to start things off, I've decided to pick Chantal Kreviazuk's "In this Life". I have another song my Michelle Branch I can do if anyone thinks it's fun (songs about love etc are easier than more hardcore stuff, IMO).

What you can do:
-misinterpret lines
-mishear/misread lines (to an extent)
-use bogus facts to support your claim
-omit lines which do not further your point (again, to an extent)
-adopt a persona who is an idiot


~Chantal Kreviazuk

In This Life

This song is probably the most well known song about a girl who would like to have sex with her brother. Some may say the lyrics are no more than "a bit ambiguous", but they have done little-to-no research and are idiots. I'll now present to you the reasoning behind my obvious belief.

Let me show you what Iím made of
This is a reference to her genes (from "what I'm made of"). Note how she immeadiately calls to attention her DNA, etc.

Good intentions are not enough
To get me though today and this life.

The "good intentions" are likely her sexual feelings towards her sibling. She seemingly wants more than just these feelings (ie. action) to continue her daily living.

Youíre in the basement watching the tv,
Iím on the second floor watching the ceiling.
We sleep underneath the same big sky at night.

This is the largest reference to the fact that they are related. In a family situation, it is more likely that siblings will be a) in seperate rooms, and b) doing different things than in a boyfriend/girlfriend situation.

I dream the same dream we can fly
Noting her obsession. Incest is often less of a relationship and more of an obsessive sexual fantasy.

You can run from me
You can hide form me
But I am right beside you
In this life.

A couple things of note. First, there is the obvious unwillingness on the part of the brother/"lover" to give in to the aggressor (lyricist). Secondly, she adds "in this life" as almost a reincarnation/birth signal, and as the object of her affections is of the same flesh, this line makes more sense as a warning that "if we do not do this in this life, we will not be brother and sister anymore", which defeats the whole purpose of commiting incest at all.

Let me tell you who you really are
Youíre my comfort
Youíre not a superstar

She fails to mention that they are also closely related, because she feels it would be harder to lure him into sex if he was constantly reminded of their relation.

I can reach up and bring you back down to the ground
She wants to pull him away from heaven. This is obvious.

And give you everything you dream about
She falsely assumes that he feels the same way despite his reluctancy.

Iíll give you all the things that I never get
Give you all I have and have no regret
Take you to the places that Iíve never been

Here first gives us the knowledge that she is the older of the sibling, and shows her attempts to bribe him into submission.

Forgive you all the things that you cant forget
She again assumes he wants her, although she concedes that he wishes to forget his lustly thoughts.

Take away the pain with my healing hands
A handjob.

Wash away your sins and set your spirit free
By commiting this act, she, in a twisted reversal, wants to absolve the sins of incest.

Let me show you what Iím made of
She ends on the same note as her song begins.

Kreviazuk is probably a lunatic, but her subtle hints at immoral acts can slip through an unaware mind. Be ion guard always!

I don't know how good it is, but it's a framework, at least. If I get one good post from this, I'll be happy.

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Where are my bitches

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posted 09-05-2003 09:13 PM      Profile for Pornbot   Author's Homepage   Email Pornbot   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I think when lars is saying saint anger is round his neck it means he never gets respect and ppl r mean to him prolly
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posted 09-05-2003 11:39 PM      Profile for The Muffin King   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
some1 interpret 4 me plz

Swollen with liquid
Ready to burst
A load of my lymph
Will quench this dead body's thirst
One month in the grave
twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I pisse din her maggot filled asshole
Fucking the rotting
My semen is bleeding
The smell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity
The smell was unbearable
As I unburied her
I cum blood from my erection
I feel it run
down her throat, swallow
Eyes glassy and vacant
body dug up to play with
Skin greasy and naked
tounguing her rotted anus
I need a live woman
to fill with my fluid
A delicate girl, to mutilate, fuck and kill
her body exceptional
she thought I was normal
but I wanted more
I came blood inside of her
chocking on the clot
gagging on the snot
gushing blood, from her mouth
bloody gel leaking out
Body buried in a shallow grave
Unmarked for none to find
The sickness I have left behind
Undetected go my crimes
The greatest thrill of my life
Violnet, climax
Serging serum
on my skin
Back from the dead
I am resurrected
to spew, putrefaction

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I have a colony of shrimp living in my bladder
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posted 09-06-2003 01:32 AM      Profile for Barrierd   Email Barrierd   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I think that was when my parents concieved me.

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