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Boodabonzi
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code:
 ZerotPKMN:  I have a story 
SpikeLKB: yeah?
ZerotPKMN: Yes
ZerotPKMN: I was, like changing last night, and mid-pulling-down
my pants, I sit down to reply to an IM, right?
SpikeLKB: yeah
ZerotPKMN: And Goldeen (one of the girls I like) comes
running into my room ;_;
SpikeLKB: yeah
ZerotPKMN: I managed to cover myself, so that's good.
ZerotPKMN: That's the story

I tell you man, that's some fucked up shit, she coulda totally seen his knackers.

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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Zerot
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haha
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I thought Goldeen was a Pokemon. [Confused]

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I love Nintendo!

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Psybro
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Goldeen, Goldeen Goldeen, Goldeen
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Zerot
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posted 09-05-2003 11:05 PM      Profile for Zerot   Author's Homepage   Email Zerot   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
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You mean it was really Magikarp?

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Hich loch faauto noxlattoyen.

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way too many questions for that little paragraph
sorry zerot, don't know your current lifestyle.

how come she can just come into your room? unless you like changing in a common room you shoulda locked the door.

[ 09-06-2003, 12:34 AM: Message edited by: dAyWaLkEr ]

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absence of evidence isn't evidence of absence

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But if the door's locked there's no chance of girls walking in on you.
~Uiru

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TIDUDSOFIEIHUGHEXXXC: "maybe he will let you touch his blow up do"

AFRO NOOOOOOO!!!

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that wasn't a bottle of shampoo she was reaching for, buddy.
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I'm gonna go ahead and call shenanigans on the pretense that Zerot doesn't like girls and also this girl is a Pokemon

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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune

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Zerot
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posted 09-06-2003 11:53 AM      Profile for Zerot   Author's Homepage   Email Zerot   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I'm lucky I have a door to my room.

And dun be a h8er Dweedle [Frown]

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Yeah, boy, I was afraid of getting a room without a door too.
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quote:
Originally posted by Zerot:
And dun be a h8er Dweedle [Frown]

Don't hate the playa, hate the game, my man

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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune

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If he didn't reply to the IM she would have seen him with his pants down.
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Exactly
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Ikuse
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so uh, what you're saying is, you pull your pants down while talking to people on aim?

I have a story more like sup asl wanna cyber am i rite?

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Zerot
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Actually I was talking to people, and I realized I hadn't changed pants in 4 days.

Next question [Razz]

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Ikuse
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Alright, so why do you care if some girl that you like no less sees your shorts?

I regularly wear nothing but underwear in my room and if some of my friends come in they better be DAMN sure they're prepared for me in shorts, lest they go mad and try to smash their own faces in on my freshly painted walls. Bastards.

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Zerot
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I would get nervous...
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oh i see, because you have a small wang

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my god, how stupid can two people be? Attracting a Starmie thats trying to Thunder-Wave a Quagsire.

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Zerot
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I like my wang, thank you very much.
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yeah you like it nice n' small.
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No, I like how I can wrap it around my waist and use it as a belt if I need to.
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shut up your dick is small and yuo know it
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posted 09-07-2003 02:42 AM      Profile for Zerot   Author's Homepage   Email Zerot   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
your mom doesn't complain
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Ikuse
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that's a filthy lie!

...

No one with such a small wang could seduce my mother.

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then how do you do it?
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Roofies.
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Zerot
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she wouldn't feel anything if she was awake anyways
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you can have her after I'm done. It might feel like fucking a coffee can for a few but it will shrink down to size in no time I promise.
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Zerot
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i don't care how much your mom likes to be fisted, yo. that's just sick.
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my hand ain't that big bro
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your head is.
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so sup man you get laid yet?
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... [Frown] No.
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yeah didn't think so
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what happened here
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It appears to be childish insults that segued into a discussion of how incest is kid tested and mother approved.
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Sigged.

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Give drugs to children.

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this thread needed more Dweedle

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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Dweedle
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I am fag

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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune

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Dweedle
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edit: Boodabonzi makes me wet

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Dweedle
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edity2: oh shi

wai

^)__))))))))))^^^^^^^^^^

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boobies

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page two is really looking up

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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it has lots of dweedle, how can you resist*

*gay**
**not gay

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Chumble spuzz.

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Wow am I glad I visited this site today.

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Its like a koala bear crapped a raibow on my brain!

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Who are you?
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I think it's Ikuse's mom.

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liek ohmg HAIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!1

^-0)))))))))________________________________^6

u guys r such qt's!!@!12!

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