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MewtwoSama
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posted 09-05-2003 08:04 AM $Profile for MewtwoSama$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email MewtwoSama$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I was playing Madden and I was having a wonderful time playing Chargers vs Raiders. LT had 170 yrds going into the 3rd qtr and I was up 21-6.
I felt something in my bum bum. I noticed it felt liquidy and I got up to see and saw two blood spots on my couch.

I then realize my hemorrhoid had burst.

The pain is actually less now. When it was swollen, I could barely sit, walk, etc. I looked at my shorts and saw that a piece of clotted blood came out.

So anyway, I played with google and found some funny links:

http://web2.iadfw.net/~elo/news/rhoids.html

quote:
"I was rubbing my arse pretty hard on the rock when one of my hemorrhoids burst open and blood spilled out all over the place. The relief was immediate and there was no more pressure or pain. It was truly a miracle from Jesus," Kalim said.

http://shtick.org/Charlie/charlie59.htm

http://www.hackwriters.com/unspeakable.htm

[ 09-06-2003, 01:47 PM: Message edited by: cfalcon ]

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Ikuse
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posted 09-05-2003 08:59 AM $Profile for Ikuse$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Ikuse$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Rolken
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posted 09-05-2003 09:03 AM $Profile for Rolken$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Rolken$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

yeah, I wasn't terribly coherent after forty or so hours without sleep

condolences, that clotted blood stuff sounds pretty nasty too

Also Jesus lives.

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MewtwoSama
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posted 09-05-2003 09:32 AM $Profile for MewtwoSama$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email MewtwoSama$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

So I thought I farted.

I checked my ass and found blood again.
I took a shower and this big red thing fell on the floor.

I wish I had medical insurance.

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Blue Seed
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posted 09-05-2003 10:00 AM $Profile for Blue Seed$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I... once had a nasty pimple on my foot.

Putting on my left shoe became a battle of life or death.

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EspeonNidoking
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posted 09-05-2003 11:08 AM $Profile for EspeonNidoking$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

oh...my...god... [Frown]

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posted 09-05-2003 11:09 AM $Profile for Pornbot$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Pornbot$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

God that's so hot

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FlameBait
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posted 09-05-2003 04:04 PM $Profile for FlameBait$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Have I told you all about that zit I had on my sack that one time?

But yeah, that's pretty nasty. =[

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Blue Seed
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posted 09-05-2003 04:30 PM $Profile for Blue Seed$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Hah, I read that one.

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Charmeleon42
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posted 09-05-2003 05:45 PM $Profile for Charmeleon42$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Charmeleon42$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I took a shower and this big red thing fell on the floor.

Dude, your ass is falling off! Also how big.

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Boodabonzi
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posted 09-05-2003 06:08 PM $Profile for Boodabonzi$ $Email Boodabonzi$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

How do those bleeding flesh grapes feel compared to, say, being kicked in the balls?

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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cfalcon
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posted 09-06-2003 01:48 PM $Profile for cfalcon$ $Email cfalcon$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

You have stolen all pleasure from the formerly delightful vegetable medley I was eating.

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MewtwoSama
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posted 09-08-2003 02:01 PM $Profile for MewtwoSama$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email MewtwoSama$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

cfalcon: sorry

bonzibuddy: I'd rather get kicked in the junk

charmander: about the size of a nickel

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MewtwoSama
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posted 08-19-2005 11:02 PM $Profile for MewtwoSama$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email MewtwoSama$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

semi rolken thread

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Rolken
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posted 08-21-2005 06:38 PM $Profile for Rolken$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Rolken$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

posting in a thread with me in the title

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Mr. K
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posted 08-23-2005 12:17 AM $Profile for Mr. K$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Mr. K$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

how is your ass now

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MewtwoSama
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posted 08-23-2005 01:20 AM $Profile for MewtwoSama$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email MewtwoSama$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

My fungal medication is wrecking damage on my liver and my shit is never regular.

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Psybro
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posted 08-23-2005 07:05 PM $Profile for Psybro$ $Email Psybro$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I think I had a haemarrhoid once I don't know

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