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Anthrax
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posted 08-30-2003 09:16 PM
Show your Azure Heights spirit by including your favorite Nazi in your sig.
Also feel free to post pictures of nazis in any thread you like.
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She told The Associated Press she first realized her son was mentally ill in 1996 when he killed her oldest child, a 25-year-old woman who suffered from cerebral palsy, by beating her with a dumbbell.
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Thomas
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posted 08-30-2003 09:41 PM
I don't follow your jive, so I'll post Hitler's favorite television theme song, the theme song to Cheers:
making your way in the world today
takes everything you've got
taking a break from all your worries
sure would help alot
wouldn't you like to get away?
all those nights when you've got no lights,
the check is in the mail
and your little angel hung the cat up by it's tail
and your third fiancee didn't show
sometimes you want to go...
where everybody knows your name,
and they're always glad you came
you want to be where you can see
our troubles are all the same
you want to be where everybody knows your name
you roll out of bed, Mr. Coffee's dead
the morning's looking bright
and your shrink ran off to Europe and didn't even write
and your husband wants to be a girl
be glad there's one place in the world...
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FlameBait
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posted 08-30-2003 11:57 PM
Barbie.
Would you like to know more? Watch Rat Race.
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Boodabonzi
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posted 08-31-2003 07:19 AM
Rudolph Hess never did anything but love his country dammit.
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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...
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Donald
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posted 08-31-2003 08:26 AM
*sigh* If you insist...
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Blue Seed
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posted 08-31-2003 11:26 AM
Hitler works at my local Walmart.
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MewtwoSama
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posted 08-31-2003 01:04 PM
Ilsa is the insatiable Nazi commandant whose sexual appetites are matched only by her lust for brutality.
She is the overseer at a death camp that conducts "medical experiments." Ilsa's goal is to prove that women can withstand more pain and suffering than men and therefore should be allowed to fight on the front lines. As the Allied Forces advance into Germany, her depraved desires and sadistic experiments reach new heights of horror.
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posted 09-02-2003 03:17 AM
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Subject: Ninja and Opensource
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Manuel Calavera
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posted 09-05-2003 10:29 AM
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Gates is the Saddam Hussein of the consumer technology world. ~ Mr.K
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Barrierd
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posted 09-10-2003 12:11 AM
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Originally posted by Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk:
Oh, I didn't notice somebody had already taken Goebells, and here I was verbing him around in my sig. Is it a big deal (ie. share?) or would you rather I choose another nazi?
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Where are my bitches
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Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk
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posted 09-10-2003 02:54 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Barrierd:
quote:
Originally posted by Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk:
Oh, I didn't notice somebody had already taken Goebells, and here I was verbing him around in my sig. Is it a big deal (ie. share?) or would you rather I choose another nazi?
Seeing as Herr Goebbel's has a special place in everyone's hearts, I don't mind at all.
Though I have the feeling that Himmler's feeling a little left out.
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Rolken
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posted 09-10-2003 05:19 AM
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Mr. K
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posted 09-11-2003 12:03 AM
I'm going old skool pre-Nazi...
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newbalance is my favorite shoe because they combine style and comfort in an affordable package suitable for people of all ages.
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Wintermute
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posted 09-11-2003 01:08 PM
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kikered
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posted 09-11-2003 03:35 PM
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Wintermute
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posted 09-12-2003 11:42 PM
Dude, M. Bison is just a criminal overlord. I think if anything he has some communist ties.
Try to show a little sensitivity here.
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Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk
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posted 09-13-2003 01:33 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Wintermute:
Dude, M. Bison is just a criminal overlord. I think if anything he has some communist ties.
Try to show a little sensitivity here.
The fact that Bison was technically at one point, a woman sort of negates his ability to be a good Nazi.
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Ikuse
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posted 09-13-2003 11:54 AM
M.Bison is Korean. Need I say more?
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Barrierd
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posted 09-14-2003 06:27 PM
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Originally posted by Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk:
The fact that Bison was technically at one point, a woman sort of negates his ability to be a good Nazi.
I thought that being a good Nazi was, in part, about hiding your disturbing sexual fetishes and secrets behind a pile of Jews.
ami rite or am i rong?
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Where are my bitches
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Boodabonzi
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posted 09-15-2003 11:09 AM
when was Bison a woman?
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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...
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Peter the man
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posted 09-15-2003 01:33 PM
Juni, Juli, and Cammy are female clones of Bison.
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The F-word!
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dAyWaLkEr
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posted 09-15-2003 04:31 PM
mebbe he's thinking about rose, who uses the same powers as vega.
rose > juli > cammy > juni?
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absence of evidence isn't evidence of absence
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Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk
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posted 09-15-2003 10:09 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Boodabonzi:
when was Bison a woman?
When he was Rose.
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Boodabonzi
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posted 09-17-2003 11:03 AM
txs C-G luvu
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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...
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LanderZRPG
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posted 09-18-2003 01:06 AM
Everyone should rent the movie... I think it was called "Victory"
Some very, VERY stupid movie where some Allies play soccer against the Nazis, for some reason which might make the movie work if you cover your eyes, clench your eyes and mutter to yourself.
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From what we've learned, it seems like you'd prefer girls dressed in ant costumes or something... -Kazuki (Regarding tl;dr)
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MewtwoSama
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posted 09-07-2005 11:44 PM
The Nazis invented the sex doll
The Nazis invented the worst thing ever: the assembly-line death factory. But they also invented something else, perhaps the only legacy of theirs that endures to this very day. During World War II, Hitler's war machine created the world's first sex doll: Borghild.
The ”field-hygienic project” was an initiative of Himmler, who regarded the doll as a ”counterbalance” for the sexual drive of his stormtroopers. In one of his letters, he mentions the ”unnessessary losses” the Wehrmacht had suffered in France, inflicted by street prostitutes. ”The greatest danger in Paris are the wide-spread and uncontrolled whores, picking up clients in bars, dancehalls and other places. It is our duty to prevent soldiers from risking their health, just for the sake of a quick adventure.” One assumes Himmler also wanted to stop any racial dilution of the great German army.
The project was considered ”Geheime Reichssache”, which meant ”more secret than top secret.” Himmler put Dr. Joachim Mrurgowsky in charge, the highest ranking officer of Berlin's notorious SS Institute.
The world’s first sexdoll – or ”gynoid” – was built in 1941 by a team of craftsmen from Germany's Hygiene Museum in Dresden. The project was supervised by a famous technician, Franz Tschakert. He was the ”father of the woman of glass,” which happened to be the sensation in the 1930’s International Hygiene Exhibition.
Psychiatrist Dr. Rudolf Chargeheimer wrote the following note as the project went forward:
”The sure thing, purpose and goal of the dolls is to relieve our soldiers. They have to fight and not be on the browl or mingle with 'foreign womenfolk.' However: no real men will prefer a doll to a real woman, until our technicians meet the following quality standards:
The synthetic flesh has to feel the same as real flesh;
The doll’s body should be as agile and moveable as the real body;
The doll’s organ should feel absolutely realistic.”
A stickler for verisimilitude. Between June 1940 – 1941, IG Farben had already developed a number of ”skin-friendly polymers” for the SS. Their special characteristics: high-tensile strength and elasticity.
The cast of a suitable model proved to be more difficult. Borghild was meant to reflect the beauty-ideal of the Nazis: white skin, fair hair and blue eyes. Although the team considered a doll with brown hair, the SS Hygiene Institute insisted on manufacturing a ”Nordish doll.” Tschakert hoped to plaster-cast from a living model. A number of famous female athletes were invited to come to his studios.
But in a letter to Mrurgowsky, Tschakert came to this conclusion: ”Sometimes the legs are too short and look deformed, or the lady has a hollow back and arms, like a wrestler. The overall appearance is always dreadful and I fear there is no other way than to combine.” While Mrurgowsky still favoured a ”whole imprint” of prevailing diva Kristina Söderbaum, the Borghild-designer decided to build the doll’s mold in a ”modular way,” taking bits and pieces from different women. In Tschakert's view, the doll should be nothing less than a ”female best-form,” a ”perfect automaton of lust,” that would combine ”the best of all possible bodies.” The team agreed on a cheeky and naughty face, a look-a-like of actress Käthe von Nagy, but she politely declined to lend her face to Tschakert’s doll.
After Mrurgowsky’s exit, Dr. Hannussen took over, and rejected the idea to cast a face from a living person. He believed in an ”artificial face of lust,” which would be more attractive to soldiers. ”The doll has only one purpose and she should never become a substitute for the honourable mother at home ... When the soldier makes love to Borghild, it has nothing to do with love. Therefore the face of our anthropomorphic sex machine should be exactly like the common wanton’s face.”
Borghild’s presentation in Berlin was a great success. While Himmler examined her artificial orfices, Tschakert was very nervous, but Himmler was so enthusiastic, he ordered 50 Borghilds on the spot.
Eventually, the project appear to have been put on the back-burner as Nazi-Germany faced more pressing needs, and the German army had to face its enemies without the comfort of the Aryan plastic sex bomb. No wonder they lost, squeezed between French prostitutes and Russian bayonets. What remained of the project was destroyed when allied warplanes destroyed Dresden in 1945. Which proves that the Dresden bombing was a true atrocity: now we don't have a copy of the world's first sex doll.
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Hade ni ikuze!
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Kingler
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posted 09-08-2005 05:42 AM
Desert Fox? More like Desert Foxy.
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arise chicken, arise
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Mr. K
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posted 09-08-2005 06:01 AM
If only Hitler had won, we would all have access to high-quality fuckbots and Mick_Hale would never have befouled our forum.
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Kingler
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posted 09-08-2005 06:09 AM
Meow. I think some old German scientists are still alive and kicking.
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arise chicken, arise
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Mr. K
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posted 09-08-2005 07:53 AM
If the Nazis were still in charge, it'd also do the dishes and clean the leaves out of your gutters.
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posted 09-09-2005 05:42 PM
I'm so glad nobody has chosen Mussolini or G. W. Bush, as neither one was/is a Nazi. So many people get those related-but-different political philosophies confused, it's good to see that we're more astute here.
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posted 09-15-2005 10:36 AM
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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune
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