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Boodabonzi
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posted 08-26-2003 10:04 AM
I am in fact British. This may come as a surprise to some of you who thought I wasn't but I am. Fire away.
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posted 08-26-2003 10:08 AM
Why is your name Boodabonzi?
Do you like living in Britain?
What do you like about AH?
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Dweedle
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posted 08-26-2003 11:22 AM
are you hotornot
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Manuel Calavera
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posted 08-26-2003 11:43 AM
Have you seen how shit Sunderland is in general?
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posted 08-26-2003 11:59 AM
Will you make up your goddamn mind whether you're American or not?
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Boodabonzi
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posted 08-26-2003 12:57 PM
I was nicknamed Bonzi in primary school (along with Big Nose Bonnett but that's another story) when I got into CS I used it as my handle but some German clanfag had it already so I added "Booda" to the front because I like Goodfellas and they say "Baddabing baddaboom" and "Baddabonzi" sounds even shiter than "Boodabonzi" so I picked "Boodabonzi".
I love living in Britain. I would prefer to live in Massachucettes.
I like that Dweedle posts here.
My thighs steam.
I've been to Newcastle and liked it I don't know about Sunderland - at least you got to oogle Charlotte Church there.
I am american as apple pie sir.
I call cigarettes cancer sticks. We call cigarettes "fags" because anyone who takes the time to say "Can I have a cigarette?" instead of "gimme a fag" is a fucking idiot. I believe it originated from the fact that the measure of tobacco most often bought weighed the same as a faggot so people would say "Gimme a faggot of tobacco." and when cigarettes started being marketed the faggot thing stuck but was shortened, because we Brits shorten everything if we possibly can.
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Thomas
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posted 08-26-2003 02:18 PM
in your opinion, who is cooler, freeman or white?
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ceoalex316
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posted 08-26-2003 02:27 PM
Do you have crooked teeth?
Are everyone’s teeth in Britain fucked up?
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Dweedle
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posted 08-26-2003 02:43 PM
quote: Originally posted by Boodabonzi: I like that Dweedle posts here.
will you be the father of my children
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Ferquin
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posted 08-26-2003 04:30 PM
Why is there a sandwich named after your people?
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Boodabonzi
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posted 08-26-2003 06:19 PM
That's a toughie. White is better at computer games. Freeman is funnier on his own but it's only together that both of them really shine. This is no Simon and Garfunkel we're talking about here; this is Laurel and Hardy, it's Pinky and Perky, it's Yogi and Booboo. One without the other just doesn't work unless Muns is about to cop a squat on.
My teeth are not perfect, but they're not bad. I'd say about 36% of the British have crooked teeth. About 15% of the English, 25% of the Scottish, 70% of the Welsh and 89% of the Northern Irish.
Only if I get to name one of them Tarzan.
Because we had the largest empire known to man. Just you remember that.
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posted 08-26-2003 07:34 PM
When will you apologize for the revolutionary war?
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Boodabonzi
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posted 08-26-2003 08:00 PM
We won't apologise for it. You were entitled to do your shit and if you needed help from an ailing French monarchy to do it then we weren't gonna risk our necks to stop you. Hence our complete lack of sending much of an army to kick your asses.
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Coxy
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posted 08-26-2003 09:14 PM
Why do you spell bona fide horribly?
Why do you Britishers get some games before us, and some games after us? Suck to be you or me, depending on the phase of the moon. ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
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Atma
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posted 08-26-2003 09:16 PM
During the Revolutionary War, British sodleirs wore bright red uniforms and marched on unprotected roads with a fight song that goes "Shoot me... shoot me... shoot me!" or soemthing. Do you know that we know that you plan to reinstate that?
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Zerot
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posted 08-27-2003 06:02 AM
will i ever get laid
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Boodabonzi
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posted 08-27-2003 10:37 AM
Because that way it has "boner" in it.
I think it's something to do with the trade union gap.
Well that's bollocks isn't it.
Yes you will Corey, when you stop being a defensive little pussy and get out there and make a fucking move.
VeloS please rephrase your post into the form of a question or refrain from posting.
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Thomas
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posted 08-27-2003 02:24 PM
If you could kill any member of this forum, who would it be?
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Ikuse
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posted 08-27-2003 06:44 PM
are you in fact, "like a virgin", as your member status states?
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Ikuse
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posted 08-27-2003 07:10 PM
why the hell does edonkey find about 800 sources and not ever start downloading from any of them?
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veloS
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posted 08-28-2003 05:19 AM
Well, exqeeze me, mr. "I'm a british ex-virgin".
OK, how 'bout: "Why is Rhapsody so frigging cool?"
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posted 08-28-2003 06:04 AM
Is your life, as a Brit, like that shown on Wallace and Gromit?
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Boodabonzi
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posted 08-28-2003 01:54 PM
I'd probably kill pkthunder to see who would reap vengeance upon me.
No I am not sir.
I don't fucking know what you're talking about.
I don't know them sorry. Probably their gimmick.
I hang out with more penguins but otherwise yes.
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Manuel Calavera
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posted 09-01-2003 03:18 PM
DO YOU REMEMBER ROCK AND ROLL RADIO
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posted 09-01-2003 04:37 PM
quote: Have you seen how shit Sunderland is in general?
good call
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dAyWaLkEr
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posted 09-01-2003 04:51 PM
did you care when diana died?
how's the ratio of hobos to working people? higher than US? Canada?
what's the latest tv craze?
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Boodabonzi
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posted 09-02-2003 07:00 AM
YES
I didn't believe my brother when he said it had happened but I didn't care in the same way that I don't care when anyone not close to me dies. I just felt bad for the people that cared for her as I was forced to by the 24/7 coverage.
I'd say outside of London there's a ratio of about 1:100,000 inside London it's more like 2:1
There's this crazy show called the Simpsons, I dunno if you've seen it or whatever but Bart sang this rude Christmas song when they aired that show back at the start of August and had the entire nation in hysterics. We're just waiting to see if they make a proper show out of that brilliant pilot.
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Manuel Calavera
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posted 09-05-2003 10:24 AM
quote: Originally posted by undone-backwards: quote: Have you seen how shit Sunderland is in general?
good call
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posted 09-05-2003 01:00 PM
What did I do to piss you off?
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Boodabonzi
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posted 09-05-2003 05:50 PM
I'm not pissed off at you love. I have been at a really low ebb the whole way through summer. I mean like I just don't care about anything because nothing seems to be worth caring about. Recently it's picked up.
But when I was all angsty and shit I found myself really hating people who seemed to be happy and you seemed kinda happy. Sorry Kim, I guess I didn't talk to you and ignored the hell out of you and was an asshole whenever I did talk to you. I hope you did well in that exam you had.
I'm over my angst shit now so if you fancy conversing you know where I am. Rock on.
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posted 09-05-2003 09:40 PM
How the Hell can you people eat something called "spotted dick"? And for that matter, what the hell IS spotted dick? Besides a disease.
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posted 09-06-2003 07:54 AM
It's a pudding. And we don't eat it, welsh people do.
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posted 09-06-2003 09:14 AM
Why is it northern girls are so much hotter than southern girls?
Who's gonna win, Macedonia or England?
Why do Australians still pretend that England is crap at rugby?
Why is cricket actually classed as a sport?
How come the Darkness make me do multiple sex wees?
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Boodabonzi
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posted 09-07-2003 04:45 PM
My northern nigga Manuel covered that first one well enough.
They're not, they're just - oftentimes - 50% more likely to sleep with someone on the first date.
England won, I woulda said England anyhow.
Because, despite our trouncing of France, we will probably not win the world cup and they know that. Also they blame our win against them on Wendell Sailor not getting enough of the ball and Matt Rogers not being fully fit. I say okay to the first one but Josh Lucy would have fucked up Rogers if he was fit or not.
Because Flintoff makes it interesting.
Because they come under the rare heading of a band who are good at doing what has already been done well in the past and therefore they give anyone with an IQ immediate strongwood.
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posted 09-09-2003 03:26 PM
Northern girls are much nicer than those "DAAAAHN SAAAFF". We have bonny lasses oop norT.
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Jaybee
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posted 09-10-2003 03:08 AM
quote: Originally posted by Boodabonzi: I say okay to the first one but Josh Lucy would have fucked up Rogers if he was fit or not.
I DEMAND SATISFACTION . Wendell can piss off as far as I'm concerned, but Mat Rogers could run rings around Lucy, chap. One good tackle from a hospital ball; thats all he is.
Undone Backwards: Speaking as an Australian, we're just in denial. England has been crap at everything for so long, its hard to admit that they'll probably beat us at something finally. [ 09-10-2003, 03:09 AM: Message edited by: Jaybee ]
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Manuel Calavera
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posted 09-10-2003 05:12 AM
quote: Originally posted by Jaybee: England has been crap at everything for so long, its hard to admit that they'll probably beat us at something finally.
Right, drinking competition, now. Pint mugs of absinthe. Think you can handle it? And short of Frenzal Rhomb, can you name any decent Australian bands that could hold a candle to Iron Maiden, AC/DC (Brian Johnson used to live near my auntie's house), The Beatles or any such?
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Boodabonzi
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posted 09-10-2003 10:00 AM
Matt Rogers is, granted, very good. But England's backs are the best in the world currently and I don't think that should be under any scrutiny.
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posted 09-10-2003 11:56 AM
With Lomu out of the picture Ben Cohen is gonna sex up the pitch.
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Jaybee
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posted 09-10-2003 08:18 PM
Is absinthe that stuff that is supposed to make you hallucinate? I think thats on import restrictions in Australia, so I probably couldn't get a pint even if I wanted too*.
*couldn't handle it anyway.
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posted 09-10-2003 09:40 PM
On Friday I am drinking absinthe.
I will report back with my findings.
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Coxy
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posted 09-10-2003 11:39 PM
quote: Originally posted by Jaybee: Is absinthe that stuff that is supposed to make you hallucinate? I think thats on import restrictions in Australia, so I probably couldn't get a pint even if I wanted too*.
*couldn't handle it anyway.
You can get it in Australia, no problems.
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posted 09-11-2003 03:53 AM
quote: Originally posted by Coxy: You can get it in Australia, no problems.
Dan Murphy's?? [ 09-11-2003, 03:59 AM: Message edited by: Jaybee ]
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Boodabonzi
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posted 09-11-2003 11:27 AM
quote: Originally posted by Anthrax: On Friday I am drinking absinthe.
I will report back with my findings.
oh shit we created a monster
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Manuel Calavera
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posted 09-11-2003 03:32 PM
quote: Originally posted by Anthrax: On Friday I am drinking absinthe.
I will report back with my findings.
Good luck. You may need it.
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posted 09-11-2003 08:53 PM
Do British people eat babies?
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Ikuse
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posted 09-11-2003 09:33 PM
holy shit I can't rate him a 1 what the hell ):
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posted 09-11-2003 09:42 PM
On Friday I am drinking absinthe.
Is that stuff legal yet?
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