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Anthrax
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posted 08-22-2003 01:10 AM $Profile for Anthrax$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Anthrax$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I will answer any questions you may have about the magnificence that is myself.

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Dweedle
My hands and feet are mangos
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posted 08-22-2003 01:22 AM $Profile for Dweedle$ $Email Dweedle$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Did you have anything of value in the car

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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune

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Anthrax
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posted 08-22-2003 01:28 AM $Profile for Anthrax$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Anthrax$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

i dont have a car

From: Somebody put shit in my pants! | Registered: Apr 2000 | IP: Logged

Cloud9x
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posted 08-22-2003 01:31 AM $Profile for Cloud9x$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Cloud9x$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

are you going to marry anniekat

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[22:51] Y2Jesus: shut up japanese peopre

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Tghost
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posted 08-22-2003 02:39 AM $Profile for Tghost$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Tghost$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

using your divine oracling skills, can you answer me this; will nintendolover ever be back?

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Pornbot
I AM A GAY FAGGOT GAY
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posted 08-22-2003 03:01 AM $Profile for Pornbot$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Pornbot$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

hey dude the internet asshole with the huge ego is my gig, fuck off faggot

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Pornbot
I AM A GAY FAGGOT GAY
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posted 08-22-2003 03:03 AM $Profile for Pornbot$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Pornbot$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

oh f

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Ikuse
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posted 08-22-2003 03:10 AM $Profile for Ikuse$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Ikuse$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

i've got something to put in you at the gay bar

From: In my pants. | Registered: Aug 2002 | IP: Logged

Twinkle
I'm feeling fat and sassy~!
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posted 08-22-2003 03:47 AM $Profile for Twinkle$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Pornbot:
hey dude the internet asshole with the huge ego is my gig, fuck off faggot

You're the goatse guy?

Also what is an internet ego.

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Hich loch faauto noxlattoyen.

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The Muffin King
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posted 08-22-2003 10:24 AM $Profile for The Muffin King$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

y r u so fat?

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PeePants
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posted 08-22-2003 11:43 AM $Profile for PeePants$ $Email PeePants$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Do you hands itch?

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Fenix
I live in a public bathroom.
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posted 08-22-2003 11:53 AM $Profile for Fenix$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Fenix$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

are you a women

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life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery

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Anthrax
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posted 08-22-2003 12:27 PM $Profile for Anthrax$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Anthrax$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

yes i am going to marry anniekat

nintendolover will be back

i am so fat because of eugenics

my hands itch sometimes

i am not a women

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Dweedle
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posted 08-22-2003 12:59 PM $Profile for Dweedle$ $Email Dweedle$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

how much more black can these album covers be

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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune

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Psybro
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posted 08-22-2003 01:20 PM $Profile for Psybro$ $Email Psybro$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

On the Itchy and Scratchy CD-ROM, is there a way to get out of the dungeon without using the wizard's key?

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pkthunder
I look like your mom.
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posted 08-22-2003 02:11 PM $Profile for pkthunder$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email pkthunder$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Will you cut your hair for me? You can donate it to Locks of Love.

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Donald
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posted 08-22-2003 02:49 PM $Profile for Donald$ $Email Donald$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Where were you on the night of Febtober 35th, 2041?

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dAyWaLkEr
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posted 08-22-2003 02:56 PM $Profile for dAyWaLkEr$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

will you be ending your own life or paying someone to do it for you in the future?

did you remove your cock ring because you were scared of airport scanners?

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absence of evidence isn't evidence of absence

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Ferquin
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posted 08-22-2003 03:34 PM $Profile for Ferquin$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Ferquin$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Do you have Anthrax? 'Cause that'd be terribly ironic if you contracted it.

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Ikuse
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posted 08-22-2003 03:49 PM $Profile for Ikuse$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Ikuse$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

are you really the sarcastic loud-mouth you make yourself appear to be or are you really just a mild-mannered fellow who wears glasses and listens to soramimi keeki while you're browsing the SA forums?

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Zerot
I pay schoolgirls to verbally abuse me.
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posted 08-22-2003 07:51 PM $Profile for Zerot$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Zerot$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Would you ever be DP'ed? TP'ed? More than tripled?

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Knight
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posted 08-22-2003 07:56 PM $Profile for Knight$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

But what if it played dvd's?

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Anthrax
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posted 08-22-2003 08:18 PM $Profile for Anthrax$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Anthrax$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

sorry about not getting all these joke questions you're throwing out at me

the album covers can be quite black indeed

i'm sure if you brought up the console and typed in "noclip" or something similar you could just walk through the door

no i won't cut my hair

that date has not yet ocurred

i dunno, maybe

i dont have a cock ring

i dont have anthrax

i'm quietly sarcastic and i've stopped wearing my glasses for the time being

i dunno, probably not

dvds

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SSM
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posted 08-22-2003 08:29 PM $Profile for SSM$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Why do fools fall in love. Can you breed ants and bees together. What ever happened to 8-Tracks. Will Rockem' Sockem' robots ever be popular again. If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, what color is the tree. What is your favorite breakfast pastry. Why do people have Yard Sales is no one goes to them. Why do they call it a flea market. Why would a black man drive a white bronco. Is the magic bullet magic or just pretty. What's with the Karp Park picture. Do you know why the caged bird sings. What would Jesus do. What would you do for a Klondike Bar. What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar. Is it really CNN. Why not wear pants with built-in feeties. Why does Randy Newman hate short people. Is it a jungle out there. Are you going to watch monk tonight. Or are you going to watch dead like me. Why are people mean during roleplaying sessions. Why must John Lerrequet reduce himself to doing stupid things. Do you have ants in your pants. Are you a monkey in the middle. Is it a nice day out today. Who is your favorite character from M*A*S*H. Are you a communist. What day is today. Is there a Santa Claus. Got Milk.

That's all.

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The wacky but lovable shrew.

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SDShamshel
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posted 08-22-2003 09:13 PM $Profile for SDShamshel$ $Email SDShamshel$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Can you rescue the president?

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dAyWaLkEr
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posted 08-22-2003 10:42 PM $Profile for dAyWaLkEr$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

can you go rescue emma while i search for ocelot?

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Ferquin
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posted 08-22-2003 10:46 PM $Profile for Ferquin$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Ferquin$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by SDShamshel:
Can you rescue the president?

DAMN! Beat me to it.

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Pornbot
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posted 08-23-2003 12:06 AM $Profile for Pornbot$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Pornbot$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

CUT YOUR HAIR YOU DAMN HIPPIE

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Pornbot
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posted 08-23-2003 12:10 AM $Profile for Pornbot$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Pornbot$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

When will I fulfill my prophecy as the unholy bastard demon son of lucifer who will summon asteroids from the cosmos to rain upon the festering cesspool of earth wiping out every source of life (NOT GOTH).

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Uiru
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posted 08-23-2003 12:55 AM $Profile for Uiru$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Uiru$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Dear Anthrax,

How do you type with boxing gloves on?
~Uiru

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TIDUDSOFIEIHUGHEXXXC: "maybe he will let you touch his blow up do"

AFRO NOOOOOOO!!!

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Twinkle
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posted 08-23-2003 01:05 AM $Profile for Twinkle$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by SSM:
Why do fools fall in love. Can you breed ants and bees together. What ever happened to 8-Tracks. Will Rockem' Sockem' robots ever be popular again. If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, what color is the tree. What is your favorite breakfast pastry. Why do people have Yard Sales is no one goes to them. Why do they call it a flea market. Why would a black man drive a white bronco. Is the magic bullet magic or just pretty. What's with the Karp Park picture. Do you know why the caged bird sings. What would Jesus do. What would you do for a Klondike Bar. What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar. Is it really CNN. Why not wear pants with built-in feeties. Why does Randy Newman hate short people. Is it a jungle out there. Are you going to watch monk tonight. Or are you going to watch dead like me. Why are people mean during roleplaying sessions. Why must John Lerrequet reduce himself to doing stupid things. Do you have ants in your pants. Are you a monkey in the middle. Is it a nice day out today. Who is your favorite character from M*A*S*H. Are you a communist. What day is today. Is there a Santa Claus. Got Milk.

What's wrong with using question marks once in a while. Do you find flagrant misuse of punctuation amusing.

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Hich loch faauto noxlattoyen.

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PeePants
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posted 08-23-2003 05:08 AM $Profile for PeePants$ $Email PeePants$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Did the gorilla truly come out of fucking nowhere?

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Boodabonzi
like a virgin
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posted 08-23-2003 05:54 AM $Profile for Boodabonzi$ $Email Boodabonzi$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

How much money does a paleontologist make?

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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Blue Seed
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posted 08-23-2003 04:49 PM $Profile for Blue Seed$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

How long did you bleed for after that enema?

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Give drugs to children.

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Dav1dL
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posted 08-24-2003 08:10 AM $Profile for Dav1dL$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Can you be bothered to answer anymore questions in this thread?

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Never argue with an idiot, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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Psybro
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posted 08-24-2003 10:16 AM $Profile for Psybro$ $Email Psybro$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Can you GO...

WITH THE FLOW?

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Tghost
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posted 08-25-2003 05:37 AM $Profile for Tghost$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Tghost$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Anthrax:
yes i am going to marry anniekat

nintendolover will be back

Well, that's one out of two predictions come true.

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Dark_Herakurosu
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posted 08-25-2003 09:15 PM $Profile for Dark_Herakurosu$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Dark_Herakurosu$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Pornbot:
CUT YOUR HAIR YOU DAMN HIPPIE

OMG ban wtf.

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Anthrax
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posted 08-27-2003 11:26 PM $Profile for Anthrax$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Anthrax$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

ssm asks too many questions OH I THINK I'LL JUST LEAVE IN A HUFF AFTER JENOVA MAKES FUN OF ME HUFF HUFF HUFF

i can rescue the president but i have no desire to at the moment

i can rescue emma but i have no desire to at the moment

yes you will fufill the prophecy

i dont wear boxing gloves

the gorilla came out of fucking nowhere

a paleontologist does not make a lot of money

i didnt bleed that much

i guess i can be bothered, but people are asking fucking stupid questions

i can go with the flow

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Ikuse
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posted 08-27-2003 11:35 PM $Profile for Ikuse$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Ikuse$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

so how huge are you? are you like, buffo the clown huge or are you just arnold schawrzenegger huge?

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Ikuse
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posted 08-27-2003 11:38 PM $Profile for Ikuse$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Ikuse$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

how do you determine which element is closer? if the element on the periodic tables? if it isn't, how do you determine it? how do you pick the winning and losing elements? is it random?

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Tghost
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posted 08-28-2003 03:40 AM $Profile for Tghost$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Tghost$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

If I ask everyone in the world a question, will I be really knowledgeable or just an annoying prick who asks lots of questions?

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