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powercat
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quote:
Originally posted by spunman:
powercat: Am I responsible for ruining Azure Heights with this thread?

i've got almost a year on you, and saturday morning cartoons with a spunman-sized basin of highly weetened cereal is still the highlight of my week. way i see it, if god wanted me to grow up, he would've given me girls.

Hehe... I love Saturday morning cartoons. I also really dig the Adult Swim stuff on weeknights on Cartoon Network and the Saturday night stuff, too.

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Hehe... I love Saturday morning cartoons. I also really dig the Adult Swim stuff on weeknights on Cartoon Network and the Saturday night stuff, too.

Amen, brother.

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posted 08-30-2003 04:30 PM $Profile for The Muffin King$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

What type of car do you drive?

If you could go back in time, would you stil become a teacher?

Where do you see yourself in 5/10/15/20 years?

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Originally posted by The Muffin King:
What type of car do you drive?

If you could go back in time, would you stil become a teacher?

Where do you see yourself in 5/10/15/20 years?

1. I drive a Toyota pickup.
2. Yeah, I think I would be a teacher. I wanted to be a teacher because of the schedule. Having summers off is the coolest thing in the world.
3. I'll probably still be teaching at the same school... More than likely, I'll be teaching the kids of my current students.

I have an interesting story about a Club Carwash I had to supervise this morning, but I'm about to do my Fantasy Football draft. I'll try to post the story here later tonight.

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OK, so here's the story I promised. I am the advisor for one of the many clubs on campus. This weekend, we decided to have a carwash to raise funds for our club. Most of the people who came to our carwash gave between $5 and $10 to wash their cars, vans, trucks, etc. Then, this dude shows up in a big rig and asks if we can wash it for him. I'm inclined to tell the kids no, but our club president decides that she thinks it would be fun. So, the kids spend like 30 minutes working on this guy's big rig. Meanwhile, he's walking around with a camera taking pictures of the girls as they wash his car. It seems a bit freaky to me, but the kids are eating it up and posing for the guy's pictures. Finally, after 10 kids spent the better part of 30 minutes on the guy's big rig, he decides to donate a measly $5 to our club fund. What a lame-ass, cheapskate!

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posted 09-02-2003 01:28 PM $Profile for undone-backwards$ $Email undone-backwards$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

...so did you like my dad?

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Have you ever had a teacher's aid?

Please hire me. [Frown]

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quote:
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Have you ever had a teacher's aid?

Please hire me.

Sorry, I already have 3 TAs this year!

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How pissed off do you get when you learn a student plagiarized an essay?

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Two quick questions

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Originally posted by Cesar:
How pissed off do you get when you learn a student plagiarized an essay?

Do you actually check whether or not the essay is plagarised, or can you just tell?

Secondly, do you ever play any of the popular card games like Magic or Yugi?

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That gave me SUCH a WRONG mental image. Play....Yugi.... XD (In case you were wondering, the image was a guy in a pimp suit bitchslapping the little guy with spiky hair from the anime XD)

Anyway, have you ever accused a student of cheating, only to later discover that you were wrong?

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posted 09-02-2003 11:35 PM $Profile for powercat$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Mere Scrub:
Two quick questions

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Originally posted by Cesar:
How pissed off do you get when you learn a student plagiarized an essay?
Do you actually check whether or not the essay is plagarised, or can you just tell?

Secondly, do you ever play any of the popular card games like Magic or Yugi?

I can spot plagarized papers quite well. Last year, I busted 12 students on final projects and gave them zeroes. It lowered their quarter grades by one full letter grade. I check online with surprising accuracy.

I don't play any card games, but I do enjoy a good strategy RPG.

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posted 09-02-2003 11:38 PM $Profile for powercat$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

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Originally posted by Artie Cuno:
Anyway, have you ever accused a student of cheating, only to later discover that you were wrong?

Nope. I only make an accusation if I'm 100% sure I'm correct. I actually let some kids slide last year because I wasn't able to find proof of cheating.

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quote:
Originally posted by Cesar:
How pissed off do you get when you learn a student plagiarized an essay?

I don't take it personally. I do, however, fail any paper that has been copied. I usually check papers by using Google or Turn It In .

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posted 09-03-2003 12:36 AM $Profile for Dweedle$ $Email Dweedle$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

can I take one of your hot lady students out on a date

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posted 09-03-2003 12:57 PM $Profile for powercat$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

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can I take one of your hot lady students out on a date

That would be up to them, I suppose. If you're gonna be in Northern California soon I could put in a good word for you.

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posted 09-03-2003 04:54 PM $Profile for Dweedle$ $Email Dweedle$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

You could also try to convince them to go to NYU. I will put them through my personal orientation program.

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posted 09-04-2003 03:49 PM $Profile for Boodabonzi$ $Email Boodabonzi$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

lol does that involve you sexing them up?

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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posted 09-04-2003 04:48 PM $Profile for Dweedle$ $Email Dweedle$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

no what gave you that idea

ctrl6

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You ever suspend or expel a student? For what?

Is the procedure to expel a student annoying, because some teachers in my school avoided suspending kids because they claimed it would take up too much of their time.

I’m surprised no one asked what teachers talk about in the teachers lounge, I thought that question was some sort of cliche. Though anyone who has a job would know the answer to that question, its not so hard.

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You ever suspend or expel a student? For what?

Is the procedure to expel a student annoying, because some teachers in my school avoided suspending kids because they claimed it would take up too much of their time.

I’m surprised no one asked what teachers talk about in the teachers lounge, I thought that question was some sort of cliche. Though anyone who has a job would know the answer to that question, its not so hard.

I've suspended a few kids. In my school district, a teacher can suspend a kid for 2 days for any reason they want. The school will back the teacher up 100% on the issue. It's kind of nice to know that I have that power if I need it. Generally, I only use suspension as a last resort. To expel a kid is a different story completely. It takes a hearing before the school board and a ton of paperwork and stuff like that. It can be a real pain in the ass.

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Dweedle: can I take one of your hot lady students out on a date
powercat: That would be up to them, I suppose. If you're gonna be in Northern California soon I could put in a good word for you.

"i'm very flattered, but i'm afraid i'll have to decline, marie. there are several avenues open for you to earn some extra credit, and i could never take advantage of my position like that. but if you're free this saturday, a ner- i mean, a GUY i hardly know from a pokémon forum on the internet is going to be in town..."

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1. Do you grade hard?

2. Do you believe Wyoming exists?

3. Is parking terrible at your school?

4. Is your school overcrowded

5. Do you think two lunch periods is acceptable?

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1. Do you grade hard?

2. Do you believe Wyoming exists?

3. Is parking terrible at your school?

4. Is your school overcrowded

5. Do you think two lunch periods is acceptable?

1. I don't grade that hard. My class is easy to pass if you attend every day and complete all of your assignments.

2. Isn't Wyoming somewhere between Narnia and Never-never Land?

3. Parking is OK. I usually see empty parking spots in the parking lot throughout the day.

4. Personally, I don't really care for the two lunch period thing. My school uses two lunch periods, and I don't like trying to teach while kids are walking around outside making noise and stuff like that. Plus, it encourages kids to cut and take two lunches.

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2. Isn't Wyoming somewhere between Narnia and Never-never Land?

More like a collapsed star if you ask me. At least there's stuff in Narnia and Never-Never Land.

Also, do you eat from the cafeteria or bring your own lunch?

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Plus, it encourages kids to cut and take two lunches.

Those fat bastards.

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quote:
Originally posted by Sonuis:

quote:
Originally posted by powercat:
2. Isn't Wyoming somewhere between Narnia and Never-never Land?
More like a collapsed star if you ask me. At least there's stuff in Narnia and Never-Never Land.

Also, do you eat from the cafeteria or bring your own lunch?

I eat in the teacher's cafeteria. I'm too lazy to make a lunch every day, so I pay for the crappy school food.

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Shameless bumping of an old topic! Yay, me!

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why won't you leave those kids alone

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1. Will you teach my next year college course?
2-3. have been deleted for both our sanity.
4. Essays: Quality or quantity?
5. Can you detect bullshit answers? Are there any students that are really good at it, or is it all bad?

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quote:
Originally posted by Cesar:
1. Will you teach my next year college course?
2-3. have been deleted for both our sanity.
4. Essays: Quality or quantity?
5. Can you detect bullshit answers? Are there any students that are really good at it, or is it all bad?

1. I wish. That would involve going back to college for my masters, and I'm too frickin lazy for that.
4. Quality
5. Yes, no, and all bad.

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But if there are students who are good at BS answers, then you wouldn't be able to tell, and therefore wouldn't detect them...

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quote:
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But if there are students who are good at BS answers, then you wouldn't be able to tell, and therefore wouldn't detect them...

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Westley: You're that smart?
Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Westley: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.

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about the two lunch thing...

my school has FOUR!

haha I win.

but anyway, are you teaching anyone now that you knew when you were in school? Like the little brother of the dude who sat next to you in Math, or something like that.

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but anyway, are you teaching anyone now that you knew when you were in school? Like the little brother of the dude who sat next to you in Math, or something like that.

Actually, I've got the little sister of a girl who was in my high school class. Her little sister looks just like the girl from my year.

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Are you still teaching?

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posted 01-18-2015 01:25 PM $Profile for powercat$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Yes, I am!

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