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powercat
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posted 08-19-2003 01:26 PM      Profile for powercat     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Last night I discoverd a former high school classmate of mine is now working in porn... err... "artistic films and photographs." That now brings the total number of porn queens from my high school class up to 3. (That I know of!) We only had a graduating class of 400. Does anyone know of a high school class where a higher percentage went into adult entertainment?

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posted 08-19-2003 08:00 PM      Profile for Slade_64   Email Slade_64   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Who the fuck are you?

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posted 08-19-2003 08:42 PM      Profile for Jman   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Slade has said all that needs to be said.
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cfalcon
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Porn star running for governor of Cali is an aquantaince of a bunch of my Miami friends.

As far as chicks from my high school- I doubt very many went into porn.

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posted 08-19-2003 09:25 PM      Profile for Slade_64   Email Slade_64   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Arnold Shwollenpecker?

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posted 08-19-2003 10:55 PM      Profile for Sonuis   Email Sonuis   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Slade_64:
Arnold Shwollenpecker?

Gary Polemen too.
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posted 08-19-2003 11:38 PM      Profile for Dark_Herakurosu   Author's Homepage   Email Dark_Herakurosu   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I heard Ballagher's got a prety big mallet.

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There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections, and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

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cfalcon
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posted 08-19-2003 11:59 PM      Profile for cfalcon   Email cfalcon   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Gary Poleman.

Heh.

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posted 08-20-2003 12:01 AM      Profile for dAyWaLkEr     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
movie box pix?

and please answer slade's question

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powercat
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posted 08-20-2003 12:10 AM      Profile for powercat     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Screw you guys... I'm going home!

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posted 08-20-2003 12:14 AM      Profile for Cloud9x   Author's Homepage   Email Cloud9x   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
are you a women?

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powercat
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quote:
Originally posted by Slade_64:
Who the fuck are you?

Who the fuck am I?!? I'm the guy who would've been your daddy if the damn chimpanzee hadn't beat me over the fence!
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posted 08-20-2003 03:13 AM      Profile for Ferquin   Author's Homepage   Email Ferquin   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
You mean the chimp that was your daddy? We could have been brothers? WOW! What are the odds?

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I can't remember her name, but one of the women running for gov of cal is a porn star. Her name rhymes, I remember that (her first name rhymes with last name).

Anyway, from what I heard she is "supposed" to have a website where she does naked jumping jacks...

Azurians, go find this site...

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posted 08-20-2003 07:29 AM      Profile for Ikuse   Author's Homepage   Email Ikuse   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I believe THIS is the site that you were talking about..
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quote:
Originally posted by MK:
I can't remember her name, but one of the women running for gov of cal is a porn star. Her name rhymes, I remember that (her first name rhymes with last name).

Anyway, from what I heard she is "supposed" to have a website where she does naked jumping jacks...

Azurians, go find this site...

What, no Larry Flint?
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posted 08-20-2003 01:51 PM      Profile for EspeonNidoking   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
-_- uh

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This thread gets my seal of approval.



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quote:
Originally posted by Ikuse:
I believe THIS is the site that you were talking about..

Bah! They're fake.

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They don't look fake to me. Fake ones tend to stick out more rather than hang down, and when she's at the peak of her jump I don't see any scar marks on the undersides. They also flatten out pretty far when she lands, if they were proper porn-star-fake boobs they'd stay in shape.
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Ferquin
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posted 08-20-2003 05:35 PM      Profile for Ferquin   Author's Homepage   Email Ferquin   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
No, there's something unnatural about how they jiggle. That is to say, they don't look liquidy enough. If they were real, it would flop upwards more at the peak of the jump. In the SWF, it looks like they look more solid than liquid.



Look at the above clip and observe the swollen, somewhat stretched appearance of the breasts at the height of the jump. That's usually a dead giveaway to fake breasts - the somewhat firm-looking bounciness as oppose to a more liquidy flop. They are, after all, supposed to be filled with milk, not silicone. Those look too firm and stretched out unnaturally, i.e. implants. They're not, for lack of a better term, "gelatinous" enough. They don't shake like Jell-O. They shake more like mounds of firm cheese.

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Ikuse
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dude yeah they're fake
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That -is- when she's at the peak of her jump, though, that's like someone's grabbed her by the nipples and pulled her boobs upwards. If you take the -other- end of the scale (not bothering to screenshot and save and upload,) they flatten quite like natural breasts.

Although considering she's a bleached-blonde pornstar they probably are fake, just...good-quality fake.

[Edit: Actually, her nipples are too high up, I just re-viewed and saw that. They should be pointing downwards, no-one with natural boobs that large would have nipples in that placement, breasts sag more than that. Yeah, you're right. At first glance they look real, though, that's a bonus]

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Someone should read her platform.

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quote:
Originally posted by Land und Leute:
Someone should read her platform.

hat's quite hilarious. Each point is more ridiculous than the last. Lookie:

1. Legalize gay marriage in California. This isn't so bad, and her reasons are valid, if a bit.... floaty.

2. Tax breat implants. Um, okay. BTW, who's gimmick account are you? Notice how she points out her "naturality". All governors should list which parts of them are fake somewhere in their platform [Mad]

3. Make lap dances a tax deductible business expense. This woman knows her adult entertainment industry!

4. I will wire the Governor’s Mansion with live web cams in every room. This is the crowning acheivement. It is so crazy and so "I AM THE PORN" that it... it might actually work! This is provided she gets in [Wink]

5. I will create a “Porn for Pistols” program to take handguns off the streets. She doesn't mention how pornography factors into taking guns off the street, but how can it be wrong? I'm serious, how?

6. I will recruit fellow performers from the adult video industry as ambassadors of good will. I just don't get this at all.

7. anyone who applies for unemployment will instantly be called for jury duty. I guess this is alright, but I really don't see how it works. I'm probably just being thick.

8. I will fight the federal government's attempts to harass the adult video industry. This isn't really bad, as her point makes enough sense. It's just weird to put in your platform. Well, it all is pretty weird to put in a platform.

All in all, I see nothing wrong with this perfect campaign platform!

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Porn For Pistols would mean that you would trade in your handgun(s) for some of the adult film industry's finest works.
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If I had a gun, I'd trade it in for hi-quality porn. As long as I could swap the porn for different porn when I was done watching it. Or get my gun back.
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o i c now

They should do it by weight, so the larger the gun, the more porn you get. So at least you get your money's worth.

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quote:
Originally posted by dAyWaLkEr:
movie box pix?

No movie box yet... but here's a link to her website.
Heidi Zerbe

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