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Topic: The ctrl + v game
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Living on air bubbles
Frank Stallone
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posted 08-16-2003 05:08 AM
Here's how it works. Press ctrl + v in the message box and enter your reply.
No cheating either. Go.
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posted 08-16-2003 05:15 AM
en I
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Ikuse
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posted 08-16-2003 05:23 AM
[02:09] <Antimatter> you don't know parody very well, obviously.
[02:09] <Antimatter> he's not malicious, most of the time. he just has a really poor sense of humor. c_c
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dr.steelix
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posted 08-16-2003 05:44 AM
drawline @maze 0 0
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i am sorry
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starCaliber
is evil and also MewtwoSama
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posted 08-16-2003 05:51 AM
Unlocked Arena
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Dav1dL
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posted 08-16-2003 06:10 AM
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Never argue with an idiot, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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posted 08-16-2003 06:13 AM
oops i broke it.
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Ikuse
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posted 08-16-2003 06:21 AM
[03:18] <Helmacron> I fail to see how that comment is necessary, you spastic nutlicking squirrel raper.
[ 08-16-2003, 06:22 AM: Message edited by: Ikuse ]
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cfalcon
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posted 08-16-2003 06:56 AM
Of the U.S. blackout, he said: "I hope it lasts for 20 years. Let them feel our suffering."
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crowN
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posted 08-16-2003 07:42 AM
SMASHING PUMPKINS LYRICS
"Zero"
My reflection, dirty mirror
There's no connection to myself
I'm your lover, I'm your zero
I'm in the face of your dreams of glass
So save your prayers
For when we're really gonna need'em
Throw out your cares and fly
Wanna go for a ride?
She's the one for me
She's all I really need
Cause she's the one for me
Emptiness is loneliness, and loneliness is cleanliness
And cleanliness is godliness, and god is empty just like me
Intoxicated with the madness, I'm in love with my sadness
Bullshit fakers, enchanted kingdoms
The fasion victims chew their charcoal teeth
I never let on, that I was on a sinking ship
I never let on that I was down
You blame yourself, for what you can't ignore
You blame yourself for wanting more
She's the one for me
She's all I really need
She's the one for me
She's my one and only
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http://profiles.myspace.com/users/Krivanka
^___^;;
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SDShamshel
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posted 08-16-2003 08:45 AM
't yo
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Windex
I am the greatest human being ever. It is impossible to insult me.
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posted 08-16-2003 08:48 AM
ad in your next issue of Kawartha Shoppers Guide
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FireBlast
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posted 08-16-2003 09:08 AM
sp0000000ky!
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Psybro
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posted 08-16-2003 10:05 AM
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posted 08-16-2003 11:16 AM
Front Street
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absence of evidence isn't evidence of absence
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posted 08-16-2003 11:25 AM
s DUSCLOPS's health is
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Uiru
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posted 08-16-2003 11:39 AM
get (bumper pack) dance dance revolution 3rd mix.zip
~Uiru
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TIDUDSOFIEIHUGHEXXXC: "maybe he will let you touch his blow up do"
AFRO NOOOOOOO!!!
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ceoalex316
Time for the flaming leprosy party
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posted 08-16-2003 02:37 PM
Guster
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Ikuse
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posted 08-16-2003 04:27 PM
kl;ijasdf
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Wintermute
My custom title sucks.
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posted 08-16-2003 04:40 PM
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Twinkle
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posted 08-16-2003 09:03 PM
Revifex
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Hich loch faauto noxlattoyen.
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AnnieKat
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posted 08-16-2003 09:54 PM
Your estimated Expected Family Contribution (EFC) is: 37552
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aתּņĩềκẢ†~ nθW |’m @ r33| ķıťŧŷ
Anthrax, will you marry me?
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Tenshi no Myu
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posted 08-16-2003 09:58 PM
@King's Rock
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It hung on with Focus Band!
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PowerAngelic
I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was...
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posted 08-17-2003 04:01 AM
Now, if Season 6 had ended here, with 6.16 Hell’s Bells, I would have to have counted it as one of the worst seasons of Buffy. In some ways this part of Season 6 was superior to Season 1, but not by that much. Although 6.7 Once More With Feeling redeemed an awful lot of pain and two really bad episodes, the musical alone could not carry the whole season. But the season did not end here. It ended six episodes later and it is these final six episodes, along with the musical that provide the payoff that more than redeem the previous pain and render Season 6 the best of Buffy to date.
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It's about Power.
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posted 08-17-2003 07:26 AM
\13·29·13\ (@Sniper404) o/~ sameach shuv ba-moda!
\13·29·20\ (@Sniper404) o/~ haketsev balagan!
\13·29·28\ (@Sniper404) o/~ lirkod kmo john travolta
\13·29·35\ (@Sniper404) o/~ veshuv hadisko lo yelech mikan
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dr.steelix
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posted 08-17-2003 08:02 AM
o/~
מה המצב איתך? מה המצב יא גבר??
מה קורה איתך? האם הכל בסדר?
הכל מאה אחוז? הלילה עם כוס בירה!
תביאי את העכוז, הדיסקו כבר העירה
תזיזי את התחת תרימי ת'אגן
שמח שוב במודה, הקצב בלאגן
נרקוד כמו ג'ון טרבולטה
שוב הדיסקו לא יילך מכאן
אה אה אה אה שוב דיסקו כאן
אה אה אה אה טוב שבאת.
עדיין בפיסוק ויד אחת למעלה
ג'ל בשביל הלוק, מחשוף מוקין באלא
עידן אשר עשה וכולו רוק ודם
מחלקת נשיפה, בסגנון של פעם.
תזיזי את התחת תרימי ת'אגן
שמח שוב במודה הקצב בלאגן
נרקוד כמו ג'ון טרבולטה
שוב הדיסקו לא יילך מכאן
אה אה אה אה שוב דיסקו כאן
אה אה אה אה טוב שבאת.
תזיזי את התחת תרימי ת'אגן
שמח שוב במודה הקצב בלאגן
נרקוד כמו ג'ון טרבולטה
שוב הדיסקו לא יילך מכאן
אה אה אה אה שוב דיסקו כאן
אה אה אה אה טוב שבאת.
o/~
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i am sorry
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Coxy
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posted 08-17-2003 08:14 AM
I've only just now realised the point of this topic.
OK, here goes:
[quote="AMD"
I've had to remove the closing square bracket, but there ya go.
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I love nintendolover, but only in a strictly platonic sense.
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pika
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posted 08-17-2003 11:00 AM
he answer to this question wrong?'
[11:27] * Set by doogles on Sat Aug 16 18:32:01
[11:42] * Gon is now known as Gon[UU]
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"PIKA OF ALL PEOPLE IS THE BIGGEST TWO-FACED ASSHOLE HERE. AS HE ALREADY DEMONSTRATED HE SAID THAT THERE IS A WAY TO MAX OUT ALL STATS COMPLETELY ABOVE 510. WELL DUH...! HOW WOULD HE KNOW THAT IF HE DIDN'T HACK IT HIMSELF?! LOL! PATHETIC!"
TIDUSBLITZABESX
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posted 08-17-2003 02:52 PM
"...Anyway, it came back on us when one of our friends told us he'd get us 'something special'. These girls walk in an he introduces them: 'This is Debbie and this is The Squirter.' I think, 'That's an odd name.' Then they take off their clothes, climb on to the grand piano and start going at each other and I'm thinking, 'What the f--k?' We were totally scared and freaked out, it wasn't sexy - it was terrifying. One of the girls asks for someone to get up close and everyone is like, no f--king way. Then we saw something I have never seen before in my life. One of the girls leans back and starts going at herself and making these shrieking sounds and, without elaborating, two liters of fluid shoots out of her and soaks them, the piano, and the people closest to them. Hence the name The Squirter. Call me a hillbilly, but that's beyond my realm of experience. I mean, do all girls do that?" (He laughs but it instantly drops to a sigh as he recalls the rest of the story. Apparently, the girls came back several hours later for more, this time armed with a stack of sex aids...) "Yes, oh no... um, yes, that's where they came from. I was hoping you wouldn't see them. I was trying to tidy up when bing-bong the door went and I thought, 'Shit! The dildos!'"
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There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections, and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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posted 08-17-2003 04:35 PM
myvirtualmodel.com
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Where are my bitches
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posted 08-17-2003 04:37 PM
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theclaw: I can't rate myself!!
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posted 08-17-2003 05:20 PM
xubis> Umm.. can I go in for the jump.. or? he would ask.
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posted 08-17-2003 06:00 PM
cloud = SUPERMANGSUPERMANGSUPERMANGSUPERMANGSUPERMA
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life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
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posted 08-17-2003 06:22 PM
PHI 6th - Jim Thome hits a home run (32) to right center field. Bobby Abreu scores. PHI 4-3
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Ikuse
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posted 08-17-2003 06:27 PM
The princess looks like she came out of the Jumanji cartoon. wtf. ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
edit: °_o
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posted 08-18-2003 06:47 AM
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Oh, and it's not "newbies", it's "proles". Nothing wrong with being new to the game if you're not stuck in the working classes. Hey, if we're going to be elitist, may as well go the whole hog and refer to the idiots as a lower social rank... - CatGonk at SoaG
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posted 08-19-2003 02:54 AM
Bar be zhygvcyr gnaxref qevira vagb znwbe fubccvat znyy, gnaxf fcyvg
naq pbagragf qvfcrefrq ol rkcybfvirf.
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Hich loch faauto noxlattoyen.
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posted 08-19-2003 03:54 AM
ピーチ姫
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Ferquin N.C. Root
The Ferquinarium
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posted 08-19-2003 11:48 AM
1 BY-LAWS
OF
EAST HAVEN FOOD PANTRY, INC.
ARTICLE I
NAME AND OBJECTIVES
1. Name. The name of this nonprofit corporation shall be East Haven Food Pantry, Inc., hereinafter called the Corporation.
2. Purposes. The purposes for which the Corporation is formed as follows:
a. To solicit donations of money and foodstuffs in order to provide emergency food supplies for needy residents of the Town of East Haven, Connecticut.
b. In pursuance of the above purpose, to engage in any lawful act or activity for which corporations may be formed under Chapter 600 of the Connecticut General Statues, revision of 1958, as amended.
ARTICLE II
Membership
1. Qualifications. Any individual, corporation, firm, partnership, organization or estate that believes in the purposes and objectives of the Corporation may become a member of the Corporation.
2. Admission. Any individual, corporation, firm, partnership, organization or estate shall become a member upon submission of a completed membership form prescribed by the Board of Directors.
3. Resignation. Any member may withdraw from the Corporation by submitting a written resignation to the Secretary, which resignation shall be presented to the Board of Directors by the Secretary after its receipt.
ARTICLE III
Fiscal Year
The fiscal year of the Corporation shall end on the last day of the month of December of each year.
ARTICLE IV
Dues
The membership shall be assessed no dues or other assessments.
ARTICLE V
Meetings of Members
1. The Place of Meetings. Every meeting of members of the Corporation shall be held at the East Haven Community Center or at such other place either within or without the State of Connecticut as shall be specified in the notice of said meeting hereinafter provided.
2. Annual Meeting. The annual meeting of members shall be held on such day in the month of December in each year and at such time and place as may be designated by the Board of Directors. The annual meeting shall be for the purpose of the election of Directors and Officers (if and to the extent necessary to fill vacancies caused by the expiration of terms at the end of such December or by the creation of additional directorships or offices) and for the transaction of such other business as may properly come before such meeting. If the annual meeting of the members is not held as herein prescribed, the election of Directors and Officers may be performed at any meeting thereafter called pursuant to these By-Laws or otherwise lawfully held. The annual meeting of members as herein prescribed shall be considered a regular meeting of the membership of the Corporation.
3. Regular Meetings. Regular meetings of the membership shall be held in accordance with such schedule as the Board of Directors may from time to time adopt.
4. Special Meetings. Special meetings of the membership may be called by resolution of a majority of the membership of the Board of Directors, for the purpose of considering a specific subject. No business other than that specified in the notice of meeting shall be transacted at any special meeting of the members of the Corporation.
5. Notice of Meetings. A notice in writing of each meeting shall be given by or at the direction of the President or the Secretary of the Corporation to each member entitled to vote at such meeting, by leaving such notice with him or at his residence or usual place of business, or by mailing a copy thereof postageprepaid addressed to him at his last known post office address as last shown on the records of the Corporation, not less than seven (7) nor more than fifty (50) days before the date of the meeting.
Such notice shall state the date, hour and place of the meeting, and in the case of a special meeting, the general purpose or purposes for which the meeting is called; any newsletter, bulletin, or similar written matter which contains such information shall suffice as such notice. A written waiver of notice signed by any member or members entitled to such notice either before or after the time stated therein shall be equivalent to the giving of notice to such member or members. The attendance of any member at a meeting without protesting, prior to the commencement of the meeting, the lack of proper notice shall be deemed to be a waiver by such member of notice of such meeting.
6. Quorum. The presence in person or by proxy of ten (10) or more members of the Corporation, or a majority of the members of the Corporation, whichever is less, entitled to vote shall be necessary to constitute a quorum for the transaction of business.
7. Members' Consent. Any action which may be taken at a meeting of members may be taken without a meeting if consent in writing, setting forth the action so taken or to be taken, is signed by all of the persons who would be entitled to vote upon such action at a meeting, or by their duly authorized attorneys or proxies.
In addition, actions taken at any meeting of members however called and with whatever notice, if any, are as valid as though taken at a meeting duly called and held on notice, if: (1) all members entitled to vote were present in person or by proxy and no objection to holding the meeting was made by any member, or (2) a quorum was present, either in person or by proxy, and no objection to holding the meeting was made by any member entitled to vote so present, and if, either before or after the meeting, each of the persons entitled to vote, not present in person or by proxy, signed a written waiver of notice, or a consent to the holding of the meeting, or an approval of the action taken as shown by the minutes thereof. All such waivers, consents or approvals shall be filed with the Corporate records or made a part of the minutes of the meeting.
8. Voting. Except as otherwise provided by statute, the Certificate of Incorporation, or these By-Laws, the affirmative vote at a duly held meeting of members at which a quorum is present of a majority of the members present or represented at such meeting shall be the act of the members. Each member, regardless of class, shall be entitled to one (1) vote on each matter submitted to a vote at a meeting of members unless, and except to the extent that, voting rights of members of any class are increased, limited or denied by the Certificate of Incorporation. In voting on any question on which a vote by ballot is required by law or by these By-Laws or is demanded by any member, the voting shall be by ballot; on all other questions it may be by voice vote.
9. No Proxies. Each member entitled to vote or to execute consents, waivers or releases may do so only in person and not by proxy.
10. Adjournment of Members' Meeting. A majority of the members entitled to vote represented at a meeting may adjourn such meeting from time to time. If a quorum is not present at any meeting of members, a majority of the members entitled to vote present or represented at such meeting may adjourn the meeting to such future time as shall be agreed upon by them, and notice of such adjournment shall be given to the members not present or represented at the meeting.
11. Conduct of Meetings. Except as otherwise provided in the By-Laws or by applicable laws, all meetings of members of the Corporation, the Board of Directors of the Corporation, or Committees of the Corporation shall be conducted in accordance with the parliamentary procedures set forth in Robert's Rules of Order (Revised).
ARTICLE VI
Directors and Officers.
1. Number. The property, affairs, activities and concerns of the Corporation shall be managed by a Board of Directors consisting of the four officers hereinafter prescribed plus not fewer than three nor more than fifteen additional directorships in number. The actual number of such additional directorships shall be fixed from time to time by the Board of Directors, subject to the provisions of this paragraph. Wherever used in these By-Laws the terms "director" and "directors" shall mean both officers and additional directors, unless otherwise specified.
2. Election of Officers and Directors. At the regular December meeting of the members of the Corporation in each numbered year beginning with 1994 there shall be an election of officers and additional directors as necessary to fill vacancies to occur at the end of such month. If said regular December meeting of the members is not held, then such election of officers and additional directors may be held at any meeting thereafter called pursuant to these By-Laws or otherwise lawfully held. Such officers and additional directors shall be elected from the names of the nominees provided by the Nominating Committee, by nominations by the floor, or by nominations by letter; provided, that only an individual who is a member of the Corporation (or who is the designated representative of a member which is a corporation, firm, partnership, organization or estate) shall be eligible for nomination and election as a director. Each member may vote for one candidate for each office and for as many additional candidates as there are additional directorships to be filled. The candidate receiving the most votes for each office shall be declared elected, and the number of candidates equal to the number of additional directorships to be filled receiving the most votes shall be declared elected, and shall take office for a term beginning on the first day of January immediately following the regular December meeting. Each such elected officer shall hold office for a term of two (2) years, and each such elected additional director shall hold office for a term of three (3) years, and until their respective successors have been elected and qualified; except that any director shall cease to be in office upon his death, resignation or lawful removal, or a Court order decreeing that he is no longer a director in office. Any vacancy in the Board of Directors (including any office) which is created a director ceases to be in office for any of the foregoing reasons may be filled for the unexpired portion of the term of such director by the concurring vote of a majority of the remaining directors in office. Any vacancy in the Board of Directors created by the establishment of an additional directorship may be filled by the concurring vote of a majority of the directors until the next annual meeting of members, at which time the position shall be filled by election by the members as provided above, for a term of three years.
Notwithstanding the foregoing, the terms of the initial officers of the Corporation shall end on December 31, 1994, and the terms of the initial additional directors shall end on December 31, 1995, pending the election and qualification of their respective successors.
A person who has served two full consecutive terms as a Director (whether as an officer or additional director) shall not thereafter be eligible for election again until one year has elapsed from the expiration of his second term.
3. Duties and Powers of Directors. The Board of Directors may:
(a) Hold meetings at such times and places as it deems proper;
(b) Appoint committees on particular subjects from the membership of the Board, or from other members of the Corporation;
(c) Determine the form in which the accounts and records of the Corporation shall be kept;
(d) Prescribe the amount of bond, if any, required of the Treasurer and President, and any other person designated by the Board of Directors;
(e) Employ agents;
(f) Devise and execute such other measures that it deems proper and expedient to promote the purposes of the Corporation and to protect the interests and welfare of the members;
(g) Enforce these By-Laws; and
(h) Review periodically the expenditures and affairs of the Corporation and make recommendations regarding the same to the membership.
4. Officers, Qualifications and Duties. The officers of the Corporation shall be a President, a Vice President, a Treasurer and a Secretary. No two of said offices may be held simultaneously by the same person. The duties of the officers of the Corporation shall be such as are prescribed by these By-Laws and as may be further prescribed by the Board of Directors.
5. Bond. No bond shall be required of the officers of the Corporation.
6. President. The President shall be the Chief Executive Officer of the Corporation and shall have all executive authority not otherwise vested by these By-Laws. He shall preside at all meetings of members and the Board of Directors and shall perform all duties incident to the office of President. Except as otherwise provided in these By-Laws or otherwise directed by action of the members of the Board of Directors, the President shall have the power to appoint all committees, and to fill all vacancies occurring in any committee for the remainder of the term of the committee position in which the vacancy occurred. The President shall be an ex-officio member of all committees. The President shall see that all orders and resolutions of the membership of the Corporation and of the Board of Directors are carried into effect. In September or October of each year at whose end vacancies will occur in any offices or additional directorships, the President shall appoint a Nominating Committee of at least three (3) members, which shall report at or before the subsequent December meeting of members a slate of officers and additional directors eligible for election to such vacancies.
7. Vice President. The Vice President shall perform such duties as may from time to time be assigned to him by the Board of Directors or delegated to him by the President. In case of the death, disability, or absence of the President, the Vice-President shall fulfill all the duties and be vested with all the powers and responsibilities of the President.
8. Treasurer. The Treasurer shall have charge and custody and be responsible for all funds and securities of the Corporation, keep full and accurate accounts of receipts and disbursements and other customary financial records of the Corporation, deposit all monies and valuable effects in the name and to the credit of the Corporation in depositories designated by the Board of Directors, and in general, perform such other duties as may from time to time be assigned to him by the Board of Directors or by the President or as are incident to the office of Treasurer. The Treasurer shall, whenever required, submit a statement to the President or Board of Directors showing the financial condition of the Corporation and at all reasonable times submit his records to any committee of the Corporation appointed for the purpose of making an examination and audit. At the annual meeting of the members of the Corporation in each year, the Treasurer shall submit a report showing the amounts received and disbursed by him, the persons or firms to whom such disbursements were made, and the balance of funds standing to the credit of the Corporation. Any check drawn against the funds of the Corporation shall be signed by the Treasurer and the President, unless otherwise designated by the Board of Directors; provided, that in any case a minimum of two officers' signatures shall be required.
9. Secretary. The Secretary shall attend all meetings of the Corporation and of the Board of Directors, and shall keep a book of true and accurate minutes of all such meetings. The Secretary shall issue all notices required by law or by these By-Laws and shall discharge all other duties required by law of a corporate secretary or imposed from time to time by the Board of Directors or by the President or as are incident to the office of Secretary. The seal of the Corporation and all books, records and papers of the Corporation shall be kept in the principal office of the Corporation, except such as shall be in charge of the Secretary, Treasurer or some other person authorized to have custody and possession thereof by a resolution of the Board of Directors. At each annual meeting of the members of the Corporation, the Secretary shall submit a written report of the doings of his office and shall make such recommendations for the conduct of same as he shall deem to be necessary.
10. Fees. Directors as such shall not receive any stated salary for their services, but the Board of Directors shall have authority to authorize reasonable allowances to Directors for expenses actually incurred by them in connection with their duties; provided, however, that nothing herein shall be construed to preclude any director from serving the Corporation in any capacity other than that of director and receiving compensation therefor, as may be determined by the Board of Directors.
11. Removal. Any officer or director may be removed from office by a majority vote of the Board of Directors, for reasons to be stated by the Board of Directors upon taking such vote. No such vote shall be taken unless the Board of Directors shall first deliver written notice of the proposed removal including a statement of the specific reasons therefor, and the date, time and place of the meeting at which the vote is to be taken (which meeting shall be no sooner than ten (10) days after delivery of the notice), to the officer or director in question, who shall have the opportunity to attend such meeting and be heard prior to the vote on the issue of removal.
12. Regular Meetings. Regular meetings of the Board of Directors shall be held in accordance with such schedule as the Board of Directors may from time to time adopt.
13. Special Meetings. The President of the Corporation shall have the power to convene special meetings of the Board of Directors. The President may convene such a special meeting whenever he or she deems it advisable; the President shall also convene a special meeting for a particular purpose when so requested by a petition signed by at least three (3) directors of the Corporation.
14. Notice of Meetings. At least five (5) days' written notice of special meetings of the Board of Directors shall be given to each director, which notice shall specify the date, time and place of such meeting and the business to be transacted. Any newsletter, bulletin or other written matter which contains the foregoing information shall suffice as notice under this paragraph. No business shall be transacted at a special meeting other than that which is specified in the notice of such meeting. A written waiver of notice signed by the director or directors entitled to such notice, whether before or after the time stated therein, for the holding of regular or special meeting, shall be the equivalent of the giving of notice. The attendance of any director at any meeting without protesting, prior to the commencement of the meeting, the lack of proper notice shall be deemed to be a waiver by him of notice of such meeting.
15. Quorum. The number equal to one-half (1/2) of the number of directorships (including offices) at the time shall constitute a quorum for the transaction of business at any meeting of the Board of Directors. Any meeting of the Board of Directors may be adjourned from time to time by a majority vote of the directors present at such meeting. In the absence of a quorum for any such meeting, a majority of the directors present may adjourn such meeting to another time and place. Notice of any adjourned meeting need not be given to any director. The act of a majority of the directors present at a meeting at which a quorum is present at the time of the act shall be the act of the Board of Directors, except as may be otherwise specifically provided by statute, the Certificate of Incorporation, or these By-Laws.
16. Directors' Consent. Any resolution in writing concerning action to be taken by the Corporation, which resolution is approved and signed by all of the directors, severally or collectively, whose number shall constitute at least a quorum for such action, shall have the same force and effect as if such action were authorized at a meeting of the Board of Directors duly called and held for that purpose. The Secretary shall file such consents with the minutes of the meetings of the Board of Directors.
ARTICLE VII
Expenditure of Funds
The reasonable and ordinary expenses of conducting the purposes and affairs of the Corporation, and such extraordinary expenditures as may be consistent with the purposes of the Corporation, shall be paid from the funds of the Corporation upon approval of a majority of the Board of Directors.
ARTICLE VII
Committees
1. Standing Committees. At the first meeting of the Board of Directors during each calendar year, or as soon thereafter as practicable, the President shall appoint the following committees for such year to consist of as many members as he deems advisable:
(a) Volunteers and Membership Committee
(b) Fundraising Committee
(c) Purchasing Committee
(d) Budget Committee
(e) Publicity Committee
(f) Annual Audit Committee
(g) Policy and Procedures Committee
The members of such committees shall hold office until the appointment of their successors. Unless otherwise specifically provided in these By-Laws, any member of the Corporation, including but not limited to directors and officers, may be appointed as members of such committees.
2. Special Committees. The President may, at any time, appoint other committees on any subject for which there are no standing committees. Any member of the Corporation, including but not limited to directors and officers, may be appointed as members of any such committee.
ARTICLE IX
Resignations
Any director, officer or committee member of the Corporation may resign his position at any time by giving written notice of his resignation to the President or the Secretary of the Corporation. Such resignation shall take effect at the time specified in such written notice, or if not time is specified therein, at the time of the receipt thereof by the President or Secretary.
ARTICLE X
Offices
The principal office of the Corporation shall be at such place in the State of Connecticut as the Board of Directors may determine. The Board of Directors may from time to time and at any time establish other offices of the Corporation at whatever place or places it deems advisable.
ARTICLE XI
Seal
The seal of the Corporation shall have inscribed thereon the name of the Corporation, the word "Seal" and the word "Connecticut".
ARTICLE XII
Dissolution
1. Dissolution by Resolution. The Corporation shall be dissolved upon the approval of a resolution of dissolution by the affirmative vote of two-thirds (2/3) of the number of directorships on the Board of Directors and the affirmative vote of a majority of the members of the Corporation. The members of the Corporation shall vote on the resolution of dissolution at a special meeting called for that purpose in accordance with these By-Laws which meeting may be held either before or after said resolution has been voted upon by the members of the Corporation.
2. Distribution. Upon dissolution of the Corporation and satisfaction of any outstanding liabilities, the remaining assets of the Corporation, if any, shall be distributed in accordance with a plan adopted by the Board of Directors, pursuant to this paragraph. No portion of such remaining assets shall be distributed to inure to the benefit of any member of the Corporation. The Board of Directors shall, by the affirmative vote of two- thirds (2/3) of the number of directorships on the Board of Directors, select one or more regularly organized and qualified charitable organizations which have as a primary purpose the provision of food supplies to the needy in a geographical area which includes the Town of East Haven, Connecticut, to receive such remaining assets in such proportions as are designated by the Board of Directors; provided, that if at that time the Connecticut Food Bank, or its successor, remains in existence and continues to have such a primary purpose, then said organization shall be designated to receive all of such remaining assets.
ARTICLE XIII
Amendment of By-Laws
These By-Laws may be amended or repealed by the affirmative vote of at least two-thirds (2/3) of the members present at any duly called and held meeting of the members of the Corporation at which a quorum is present, provided that the proposed action is stated in the notice of such meeting.
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