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cfalcon
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Zem emailed me this priceless link:

http://cartalk.cars.com/About/Gay-Lesbian/nominations.html

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Payback
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My dad keeps saying I should get a Jetta...

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"Payback's a bitch" ~cfalcon

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Jman
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Best page in the Universe. Ugly Car article.
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Holy shit, VW is queer.
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*owns a 1993 Volkswagon Fox...*
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Chevy Avalanche:

It almost looks like a Transformer, but since Transformers are badass (except for when the creators were temporarily abducted by aliens and a shitty-cartoon chip was implanted in their brains that caused them to make the short lived "Beast Wars" series),


TRUKK NOT MUNKEY!! [Roll Eyes]

The claim that Beast Wars was "short-lived" is rather bogus, since it lasted just as long as G1 (three seasons). And if you count Beast Machines (since it had the same characters and picked up right were BW left of), the Beast series was longer (five seasons).

it was hard for me to find a Transformer lame enough to do the Avalanche justice. Alas, the first one who came to mind is the one I eventually went with:

Bumblebee: what a dumbass.

Bumblebee's sole purpose in the show was to run around and shove his fist up people's asses while their backs were turned. Maybe that wasn't his goal verbatim, but the fact remains: nobody knew what Bumblebee's real purpose was other than getting in the way of the most badass Transformer ever (next to Unicron): Star Scream.


It's "Starscream", genius.

also I actually like the look of the Aztek

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