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Anonymous
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posted 08-12-2003 11:59 PM $Profile for Anonymous$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Don’t squeeze your penis during an orgasm. I got a little carried away and now it burns when I piss. After you sleep it goes away, but that really long piss after your orgasm will hurt like a bitch, so don’t squeeze your penis during an orgasm.

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Biffster
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posted 08-13-2003 12:56 AM $Profile for Biffster$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

the intarweb is a never-ending foutain of knowledge

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AnnieKat
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posted 08-13-2003 03:34 AM $Profile for AnnieKat$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email AnnieKat$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Anonymous:
Don’t squeeze your penis during an orgasm. I got a little carried away and now it burns when I piss. After you sleep it goes away, but that really long piss after your orgasm will hurt like a bitch, so don’t squeeze your penis during an orgasm.

Wow, I know people who used to do that all the time... weird.

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aתּņĩềκẢ†~ nθW |’m @ r33| ķıťŧŷ

Anthrax, will you marry me?

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veloS
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posted 08-13-2003 06:17 AM $Profile for veloS$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

LOLken?

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posted 08-13-2003 06:25 PM $Profile for PeePants$ $Email PeePants$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Anonymous:
Don’t squeeze your penis during an orgasm. It tastes like burning.

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Anonymous
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posted 08-13-2003 07:05 PM $Profile for Anonymous$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by AnnieKat:

quote:
Originally posted by Anonymous:
Don’t squeeze your penis during an orgasm. I got a little carried away and now it burns when I piss. After you sleep it goes away, but that really long piss after your orgasm will hurt like a bitch, so don’t squeeze your penis during an orgasm.
Wow, I know people who used to do that all the time... weird.

I meant squeeze it hard, so hard that it closes the shaft your cum travels through. This could create problems.

BTW, you kids probably think I'm a new member which isn't fun. I'm an old member who asked Mr. K for a anonymous account, and this is what he came up with. I only get to use it for one topic, so if another topic appears under anonymous I didn’t start it. I can only post under anonymous in this thread.

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AnnieKat
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posted 08-13-2003 08:48 PM $Profile for AnnieKat$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email AnnieKat$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

An old member who didn't want to embarass the fuck out of himself?

And yeah, the guy did that. To avoid making a mess or something- I never quite understood the rationale behind it, but he said it didn't hurt. Whatever. He's nuts.

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aתּņĩềκẢ†~ nθW |’m @ r33| ķıťŧŷ

Anthrax, will you marry me?

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Zerot
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posted 08-13-2003 09:02 PM $Profile for Zerot$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Zerot$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I bet it's MK.

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posted 08-13-2003 09:06 PM $Profile for Slade_64$ $Email Slade_64$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

he said old... [Trash Bear]

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posted 08-13-2003 10:07 PM $Profile for Land und Leute$ $Email Land und Leute$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Let's all gang flame Mr. K and find out.

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posted 08-14-2003 01:40 PM $Profile for Dweedle$ $Email Dweedle$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Don't!

Stop!

Thinking about tomoooooooorow!

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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune

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AnnieKat
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posted 08-14-2003 02:03 PM $Profile for AnnieKat$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email AnnieKat$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Nah, we'll just ask cfalcon to match the IP addresses and see who this guy is.

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aתּņĩềκẢ†~ nθW |’m @ r33| ķıťŧŷ

Anthrax, will you marry me?

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cfalcon
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posted 08-14-2003 05:16 PM $Profile for cfalcon$ $Email cfalcon$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Yea, it defeats the point of anonymity to do that, really.

Plus, I guessed correctly on my first try, so whatever.

Anyway, the point is valid. There are certain things you can do that can junk up the works for urination later- you sort of figure out what to avoid and what's ok.

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Slade_64
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posted 08-14-2003 05:29 PM $Profile for Slade_64$ $Email Slade_64$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I have a guess of who it might be...

You all need to exercise those PC muscles. Then there won't be a need to squeeze wit your hands...

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posted 08-14-2003 07:35 PM $Profile for Bulbasaur3000$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I bet it's pkthunder.

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Slade_64
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posted 08-15-2003 01:49 AM $Profile for Slade_64$ $Email Slade_64$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

She has a penis?!!twenty!!!!!

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veloS
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posted 08-16-2003 06:33 AM $Profile for veloS$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Well, it's not me.

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posted 08-18-2003 07:14 PM $Profile for Face$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Face$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

It's Hobart.

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posted 08-18-2003 07:58 PM $Profile for Barrierd$ $Email Barrierd$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

It's Mr. K.

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Where are my bitches

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AnnieKat
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posted 08-18-2003 08:47 PM $Profile for AnnieKat$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email AnnieKat$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Barrierd:
It's Mr. K.

Couldn't be. K never responds to anything I post. It's not K.

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aתּņĩềκẢ†~ nθW |’m @ r33| ķıťŧŷ

Anthrax, will you marry me?

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posted 08-18-2003 10:09 PM $Profile for Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

DON'T

LEEEEEEAAAAVE MEEEE THIS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

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Clicky Pensi
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posted 08-18-2003 11:02 PM $Profile for Clicky Pensi$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

woah this thread is odd, masturbatOH MY GOD IT'S CATGONK. this thread just got about 10 times better.

On topic, uh, yeah. i dont have that problem. hmm.

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Chumble spuzz.

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Anonymous
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posted 08-19-2003 12:36 AM $Profile for Anonymous$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

On further review of the situation I could have gotten the burning feeling because I was jacking it with soap. When I squeezed my dick I must have opened the pee hole too much and gotten soap inside my shaft.

If anyone wants to know who I am they will have to play 20 questions. I will answer all yes or no question except for the stupid ones.

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AnnieKat
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posted 08-19-2003 12:58 AM $Profile for AnnieKat$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email AnnieKat$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Is your original member number less than 500?

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aתּņĩềκẢ†~ nθW |’m @ r33| ķıťŧŷ

Anthrax, will you marry me?

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posted 08-19-2003 01:03 AM $Profile for 137$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

That's the exact question I was gonna ask.

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Anonymous
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posted 08-19-2003 01:32 AM $Profile for Anonymous$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by AnnieKat:
Is your original member number less than 500?

Yea. Now no more questions about my number.

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AnnieKat
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posted 08-19-2003 01:51 AM $Profile for AnnieKat$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email AnnieKat$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Anonymous:

quote:
Originally posted by AnnieKat:
Is your original member number less than 500?
Yea. Now no more questions about my number.

Is your old member rating 2.5 or more?

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aתּņĩềκẢ†~ nθW |’m @ r33| ķıťŧŷ

Anthrax, will you marry me?

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Anonymous
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posted 08-19-2003 01:59 AM $Profile for Anonymous$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

No.

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Slade_64
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posted 08-19-2003 02:06 AM $Profile for Slade_64$ $Email Slade_64$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Wild guess here...

Is your name Simyn?

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ceoalex316
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posted 08-19-2003 02:13 AM $Profile for ceoalex316$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Do you have Blue eyes.

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Anonymous
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posted 08-19-2003 02:58 AM $Profile for Anonymous$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Slade_64:
Wild guess here...

Is your name Simyn?

No.

quote:
Originally posted by ceoalex316:
Do you have Blue eyes.

Yes. I could have had my picture posted.

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Slade_64
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posted 08-19-2003 03:52 AM $Profile for Slade_64$ $Email Slade_64$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Golem Kong?

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posted 08-19-2003 04:44 AM $Profile for Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Clicky Pensi:
woah this thread is odd, masturbatOH MY GOD IT'S CATGONK. this thread just got about 10 times better.

auto and cat-gonk in the same thread, better believe it.

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cfalcon
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posted 08-19-2003 05:07 AM $Profile for cfalcon$ $Email cfalcon$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

also do you have a puppy

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posted 08-19-2003 11:31 AM $Profile for Windex$ $Email Windex$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

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dAyWaLkEr
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posted 08-19-2003 12:13 PM $Profile for dAyWaLkEr$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

KEY Q's:

does your spine tingle when you drink iced tea?
are you prone to lapses of lycanthropy every monday?

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absence of evidence isn't evidence of absence

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Anonymous
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posted 08-19-2003 12:57 PM $Profile for Anonymous$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Slade_64:
Golem Kong?

No.

quote:
Originally posted by cfalcon:
also do you have a puppy

No.

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Wintermute
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posted 08-19-2003 01:11 PM $Profile for Wintermute$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Wintermute$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Can you tune a piano?

Can you tuna fish?

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Anonymous
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posted 08-19-2003 02:24 PM $Profile for Anonymous$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Wintermute:
Can you tune a piano?

No.

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AnnieKat
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posted 08-19-2003 03:28 PM $Profile for AnnieKat$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email AnnieKat$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Was your old username "Iyse"?

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aתּņĩềκẢ†~ nθW |’m @ r33| ķıťŧŷ

Anthrax, will you marry me?

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IceHawk78
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posted 08-19-2003 03:29 PM $Profile for IceHawk78$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email IceHawk78$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Since everybody seems to care about your identity, how about a few much more direct questions:

1) Have you lied when answering any of the previous questions (not counting this one)?

2) What was your previous user name, if you had one?

3) Why do you care if we know who you used to be?

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AnnieKat
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posted 08-19-2003 04:58 PM $Profile for AnnieKat$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email AnnieKat$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

According to the information gathered before, these are the people he could POSSIBLY be (if he's telling the truth):

Charmeleon411, The Great Dreamer, Iyse, Charlie, HayCheng, Talking Toilet Seat, Dekar, Givera, complication, magician type 0, Lance the Dragon Master, Megafly, Ryoga.

Of this list, I'd say that Iyse's got to be the likeliest. Nobody else on this list has been active in years.

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aתּņĩềκẢ†~ nθW |’m @ r33| ķıťŧŷ

Anthrax, will you marry me?

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Charlie
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posted 08-19-2003 05:34 PM $Profile for Charlie$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

It's not me. I have brown eyes.
I still read Azure, I just don't post much (ever).

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no.

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Automaton
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posted 08-19-2003 05:50 PM $Profile for Automaton$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Automaton$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk:

quote:
Originally posted by Clicky Pensi:
woah this thread is odd, masturbatOH MY GOD IT'S CATGONK. this thread just got about 10 times better.
auto and cat-gonk in the same thread, better believe it.

Wtf is this about? I haven't even touched this thread.

Also don't masturbate with dish soap kids. Or Icy Hot.

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posted 08-19-2003 06:18 PM $Profile for Wintermute$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Wintermute$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

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Anonymous
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posted 08-19-2003 10:15 PM $Profile for Anonymous$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by AnnieKat:
Was your old username "Iyse"?

No.

quote:
Originally posted by IceHawk78:

1) Have you lied when answering any of the previous questions (not counting this one)?

No.

quote:
Originally posted by IceHawk78:
3) Why do you care if we know who you used to be?

I thought it would be fun. If you don't care then don't ask questions.

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Ferquin
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posted 08-20-2003 04:54 AM $Profile for Ferquin$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Ferquin$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Is your name "Rumplestilskin?"

[Mad]

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Barrierd
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posted 08-20-2003 12:52 PM $Profile for Barrierd$ $Email Barrierd$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Don't move
Don't talk out of time
Don't think
Don't worry everything's just fine
Just fine

Don't grab
Don't clutch
Don't hope for too much
Don't breathe
Don't achieve
Or grieve without leave

Don't check
Just balance on the fence
Don't answer
Don't ask
Don't try and make sense

I feel numb

Oh sorry guys I thought this thread was about something else [Frown]

Does your real name start with a letter from the first half of the alphabet (up to and including M) ?

[ 08-20-2003, 12:52 PM: Message edited by: Barrierd ]

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Where are my bitches

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Anonymous
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posted 08-21-2003 12:57 AM $Profile for Anonymous$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Barrierd:
Does your real name start with a letter from the first half of the alphabet (up to and including M) ?

Yes.

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posted 08-21-2003 01:05 AM $Profile for IceHawk78$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email IceHawk78$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Anonymous:

quote:
Originally posted by Barrierd:
Does your real name start with a letter from the first half of the alphabet (up to and including M) ?
Yes.

What about your old screen name?

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