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cfalcon
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posted 08-07-2003 04:35 AM $Profile for cfalcon$ $Email cfalcon$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

NOTICE: If you call another forum member a name (except Zem), your post will be deleted and you will be banned. Other sorts of inappropriate posts may also be deleted and/or result in bannings at the moderators' discretion.

YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF ZEMS. A BUNCH OF DIRTY MOUTHED HAIRY PALMED JEWFUCKING ZEMS. AS MANY GODLESS ZEMS AS YOU ALL GATHERED HERE I HAVE NEVER SEEN. YOU ZEMS WILL BE THE DEATH OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY.

BASTARD ASSCUNTSHITWHORE ZEMS.

EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU.

ZEM YOU ARE A ZEM.
PKTHUNDER YOU ARE A ZEM.
STARCALIBER YOU ARE A ZEM THAT NEVER PLAYS F-ZERO.
CEOALEX YOU ARE A ZEM.
WINTERMUTE YOU ARE AN UNDEAD NORTHERN ZEM.
ANNIEKAT YOU ARE A WANNABEE ZEM.
SLADE_64 YOU ARE A MODERATING ZEM.
ANTHRAX YOU ARE A VIETNAMESE PROSTITUTE ZEM.
ICEHAWK YOU ARE A PUSSYASSED ZEM.
IKUSE YOU ARE AN UNPRONOUNCABLE ASSHAT ZEM.
SO ARE YOU IYSE.

I AM TIRED NOW BUT I WILL CALL MORE OF YOU "ZEM" AT A LATER TIME.

Well, this calling people names sure is fun. Next time though, Mr. K, you should let us call people names besides "Zem". It's kind of a lame insult and all.

From: 39°45' N, 104°52' W | Registered: Feb 2000 | IP: Logged

Mr. K
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posted 08-07-2003 04:43 AM $Profile for Mr. K$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Mr. K$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Are you happy now, Zemfucker?

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cfalcon
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posted 08-07-2003 04:46 AM $Profile for cfalcon$ $Email cfalcon$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Sure thing cuntragZemsucker. Without language, we're no better than animals, after all.

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Boodabonzi
like a virgin
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posted 08-07-2003 08:09 AM $Profile for Boodabonzi$ $Email Boodabonzi$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

that's clever

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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Land und Leute
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posted 08-07-2003 10:50 AM $Profile for Land und Leute$ $Email Land und Leute$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

LOL! I see that the notice has been changed.

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The Muffin King
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posted 08-07-2003 11:25 AM $Profile for The Muffin King$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I'm scared mommy.

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Blue Seed
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posted 08-07-2003 01:12 PM $Profile for Blue Seed$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Wut?

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Give drugs to children.

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Zem
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posted 08-07-2003 02:21 PM $Profile for Zem$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

For anyone who doesn't get the irony of everyone being called "Zem"... well, it's pretty funny. You should read one of the greatest books ever, and find a good conversation with the paranoid android.

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Evil: Statistics, Microsoft, and Telemarketers.

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ceoalex316
Time for the flaming leprosy party
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posted 08-07-2003 02:30 PM $Profile for ceoalex316$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Fuck you.

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IceHawk78
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posted 08-07-2003 09:54 PM $Profile for IceHawk78$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email IceHawk78$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

The paranoid android? But... But... Pory said I was an android... and now I feel paranoid... are you talking about me?

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PeePants
Remember me?
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posted 08-08-2003 01:08 AM $Profile for PeePants$ $Email PeePants$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

My hands won't stop itching.

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Twinkle
I'm feeling fat and sassy~!
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posted 08-08-2003 03:00 AM $Profile for Twinkle$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
The robot stopped and looked at the mattress. It looked at it quizzically. It was clearly a very stupid mattress.

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Hich loch faauto noxlattoyen.

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Boodabonzi
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posted 08-08-2003 06:52 AM $Profile for Boodabonzi$ $Email Boodabonzi$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Now the next part of the book is very good, there's lots of romantic intrigue and everything. But if that's not your cup of tea you can always just skip on a bit towards the end which is a good bit and has Marvin.

[paraphrasing can't find my copy]

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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Uiru
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posted 08-08-2003 02:10 PM $Profile for Uiru$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Uiru$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I'm looking at my copy right now (a trilogy in five parts, booyeah) but I've recently dug through it looking for the word "recipreversexclusion" so I don't feel like looking for that exact passage right now.
~Uiru

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TIDUDSOFIEIHUGHEXXXC: "maybe he will let you touch his blow up do"

AFRO NOOOOOOO!!!

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Twinkle
I'm feeling fat and sassy~!
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posted 08-09-2003 08:14 PM $Profile for Twinkle$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Did you find it, or was it wherever you didn't look?

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Hich loch faauto noxlattoyen.

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