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Topic: ATTENTION ALL YOU GODDAMN ZEMS
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cfalcon
OLDNBLD
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posted 08-07-2003 04:35 AM
NOTICE: If you call another forum member a name (except Zem), your post will be deleted and you will be banned. Other sorts of inappropriate posts may also be deleted and/or result in bannings at the moderators' discretion.
YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF ZEMS. A BUNCH OF DIRTY MOUTHED HAIRY PALMED JEWFUCKING ZEMS. AS MANY GODLESS ZEMS AS YOU ALL GATHERED HERE I HAVE NEVER SEEN. YOU ZEMS WILL BE THE DEATH OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY.
BASTARD ASSCUNTSHITWHORE ZEMS.
EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU.
ZEM YOU ARE A ZEM. PKTHUNDER YOU ARE A ZEM. STARCALIBER YOU ARE A ZEM THAT NEVER PLAYS F-ZERO. CEOALEX YOU ARE A ZEM. WINTERMUTE YOU ARE AN UNDEAD NORTHERN ZEM. ANNIEKAT YOU ARE A WANNABEE ZEM. SLADE_64 YOU ARE A MODERATING ZEM. ANTHRAX YOU ARE A VIETNAMESE PROSTITUTE ZEM. ICEHAWK YOU ARE A PUSSYASSED ZEM. IKUSE YOU ARE AN UNPRONOUNCABLE ASSHAT ZEM. SO ARE YOU IYSE.
I AM TIRED NOW BUT I WILL CALL MORE OF YOU "ZEM" AT A LATER TIME.
Well, this calling people names sure is fun. Next time though, Mr. K, you should let us call people names besides "Zem". It's kind of a lame insult and all.
From: 39°45' N, 104°52' W | Registered: Feb 2000
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Mr. K
Racist
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posted 08-07-2003 04:43 AM
Are you happy now, Zemfucker?
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cfalcon
OLDNBLD
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posted 08-07-2003 04:46 AM
Sure thing cuntragZemsucker. Without language, we're no better than animals, after all.
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Boodabonzi
like a virgin
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posted 08-07-2003 08:09 AM
that's clever
- - - - - OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...
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Land und Leute
HETEROSEXUAL
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posted 08-07-2003 10:50 AM
LOL! I see that the notice has been changed.
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The Muffin King
Farting Nudist
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posted 08-07-2003 11:25 AM
I'm scared mommy.
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Blue Seed
Farting Nudist
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posted 08-07-2003 01:12 PM
Wut?
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Zem
Farting Nudist
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posted 08-07-2003 02:21 PM
For anyone who doesn't get the irony of everyone being called "Zem"... well, it's pretty funny. You should read one of the greatest books ever, and find a good conversation with the paranoid android.
- - - - - Evil: Statistics, Microsoft, and Telemarketers.
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ceoalex316
Time for the flaming leprosy party
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posted 08-07-2003 02:30 PM
Fuck you.
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IceHawk78
NOBODY IMPORTANT
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posted 08-07-2003 09:54 PM
The paranoid android? But... But... Pory said I was an android... and now I feel paranoid... are you talking about me?
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PeePants
Remember me?
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posted 08-08-2003 01:08 AM
My hands won't stop itching.
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Twinkle
I'm feeling fat and sassy~!
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posted 08-08-2003 03:00 AM
quote: The robot stopped and looked at the mattress. It looked at it quizzically. It was clearly a very stupid mattress.
- - - - - Hich loch faauto noxlattoyen.
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Boodabonzi
like a virgin
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posted 08-08-2003 06:52 AM
Now the next part of the book is very good, there's lots of romantic intrigue and everything. But if that's not your cup of tea you can always just skip on a bit towards the end which is a good bit and has Marvin.
[paraphrasing can't find my copy]
- - - - - OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...
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Uiru
Sketch Molester
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posted 08-08-2003 02:10 PM
I'm looking at my copy right now (a trilogy in five parts, booyeah) but I've recently dug through it looking for the word "recipreversexclusion" so I don't feel like looking for that exact passage right now. ~Uiru
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AFRO NOOOOOOO!!!
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Twinkle
I'm feeling fat and sassy~!
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posted 08-09-2003 08:14 PM
Did you find it, or was it wherever you didn't look?
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