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posted 08-06-2003 07:01 PM      Profile for 137   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I may possibly be moving faster than the speed of light. This morning new posts (even my posts) showed on the board a minute earlier than the time on my desktop clock. Now the newest posts are 5 minutes ahead of my time.
So, if I never see you guys again, have fun.

EDIT: example: it's 6:56

[ 08-06-2003, 07:01 PM: Message edited by: 137 ]

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Rolken
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posted 08-06-2003 07:12 PM      Profile for Rolken   Author's Homepage   Email Rolken   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
No, you're just going really fast, since you're still going forward in time.
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Fluorine
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posted 08-06-2003 07:12 PM      Profile for Fluorine     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I don't get it.
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posted 08-06-2003 07:17 PM      Profile for 137   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
But if I was just going really fast, I would perceive your time to be slower than mine, and you would perceive my time to be slower than yours.
Maybe I'm moving at a slight slant in a hitherto undiscovered dimension.

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Rolken
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posted 08-06-2003 07:23 PM      Profile for Rolken   Author's Homepage   Email Rolken   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
The uniformity only applies if you're not accelerating. Since you're presumably within range of an Internet connection, it's safe to assume that you've had to accelerate to stay in relative proximity, breaking the symmetry.
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posted 08-06-2003 07:36 PM      Profile for 137   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Hm. I'll have to translate that later. I've been awake for a very long time.
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Land und Leute
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posted 08-06-2003 08:35 PM      Profile for Land und Leute   Email Land und Leute   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Look out. You're being called a fgt.

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posted 08-07-2003 07:12 PM      Profile for 137   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Who? What're you talking bout, Land?
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