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Mr. K
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posted 08-06-2003 06:40 AM      Profile for Mr. K   Author's Homepage   Email Mr. K   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Have at it.

Might I suggest some of the old standards: "fag", "faggot", "faget", "fgt", and "fagfucker".

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J. Thaddeus Toad
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Zem is a fag.
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Fenix
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Shitcocking asswanker. [PBJ Time!]

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Donald
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load siggytuff.txt

ctrlc-ctrlv "best flame ever"

edit:

<Drill Sgt. voice, in-yer-face-screaming-nonstop>

"What the f*ck is wrong with you, boy? What the
f*ck are you trying to do to our beloved forum? You little
panty-waisted maggot, I'll show you what a flame is!

You befouled, vitiated poltroon. You blighted, malodorous, mephitic
recreant. You are a festering boil on the ass of all humanity. You
have all the backbone of a jellyfish. You moribific, feculent
simpleton. Would that I could change my species, just so that I might
not be associated with you. The stupendous, confounding magnitude of
your insipidness astonishes me.

I cannot believe that anyone could muster such a prodigious,
astounding level of stupidity. If you were any more asinine or
incogitant, you would surely have been put to death long ago. Your
vapidity has gone so far beyond any previous boundaries of puerility
and nugacity as to banish any and all chances of an intelligent
thought from your head. Even the most hardened of regulars
unquestionably cannot believe your fatuousness and illogicality.

Your opinions do nothing but lend credence to the overwhelming fact
that you are such a driveling simpleton that you cannot find your ass
with both hands and a road map. You are the very pinnacle of
insensateness. You are the model of banality and subnormality.
I am aghast at your apparent ability to insert your head into
your own rectum at will.

There cannot be even a fragment of intellectuality or perspicacity
to be found within the gaping void which should contain your brain.
It amazes me that you are able to perform even the most facile of
everyday functions with your exorbitantly disadvantaged and gormless
lack of intellect.

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are
pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas, "I'll bet
you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel".
You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a
lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are
degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you
exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless
newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a
coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum, and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little
worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a
cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench,
a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared
richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth
into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody,
abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and
then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same
species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at
the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut.
Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are
a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you
smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating
one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before
attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are
a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able
to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive
its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to
fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink
shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing
nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid,
nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an
ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with
you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in
a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important
statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What
fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted
tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat,
spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and
obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living
emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a
disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are
deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of
wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You
are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow
wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard
stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes
way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of
stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed
on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten
so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing
hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second
than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing
has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid.
Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of
stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything
else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I
can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you
may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength
left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about
unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped
away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say
anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful.
I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of
babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have
learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success.
True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people
take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we
sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who
find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your
case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have
been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you
the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to
be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.:
You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly,
deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent,
opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted,
racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged,
imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame,
self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent,
libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless,
illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking,
devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic,
fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic,
diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive,
dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim,
unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive,
mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive,
abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

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drop and give me a hundred, boy. Shut yer face and
get on the ground. I better hear you counting, too. You sound like a
little girl scout, speak up like a man, son."

At this point, I would like to say that CatGonk owns my soul. Thank you for reading. - Donald

[ 08-06-2003, 08:10 PM: Message edited by: Donald ]

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Coxy
Hulkamania has run wild over me.
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Zem is a silly sausage.

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137
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Zem, you are Robert. Also, you are Thomas, Christopher, and Mark.
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Ikuse
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posted 08-06-2003 09:18 AM      Profile for Ikuse   Author's Homepage   Email Ikuse   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I'm not taking part in this thread.

[edit:] FAGOT

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PeePants
Remember me?
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posted 08-06-2003 09:23 AM      Profile for PeePants   Email PeePants   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
You should change his name to Peepants. That'll learn his ass.

Also, what is a Zem?

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Zem
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posted 08-06-2003 10:26 AM      Profile for Zem     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Very well, I'd thought to start my own thread this morning "ATTN: Zem Bashers", but I'm thinking this will work just nicely.

Mr. K: You're too kind.

Fenix: Most creative.

137: I actually like that one.

Ikuse: That's very noble of you. (Edit: blow me)

Peepants: It comes from Hitchikian, meaning "mattress." And learn my ass what?

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pkthunder
I look like your mom.
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quote:
Originally posted by 137:
Zem, you are Robert. Also, you are Thomas, Christopher, and Mark.

Hee
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Zerot
I pay schoolgirls to verbally abuse me.
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posted 08-06-2003 10:44 AM      Profile for Zerot   Author's Homepage   Email Zerot   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Why can't we all be nice? [Frown]

Where's the love?

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Psybro
Half Psyduck. Half Slowbro. All cop.
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posted 08-06-2003 10:59 AM      Profile for Psybro   Email Psybro   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Zem is a macho, macho man
he's got to be a macho

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MewtwoSama
Asshole
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posted 08-06-2003 11:47 AM      Profile for MewtwoSama   Author's Homepage   Email MewtwoSama   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
how about poopoo head?
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pkthunder
I look like your mom.
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posted 08-06-2003 01:02 PM      Profile for pkthunder   Author's Homepage   Email pkthunder   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Goatfucker. Cause I know you like "goat" thrown in with your curses.
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IceHawk78
NOBODY IMPORTANT
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Hey, names and don't get banned, I don't know your phone number.

Also what is it?

kthxbai

[edit] in before th

[ 08-06-2003, 01:05 PM: Message edited by: IceHawk78 ]

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Ikuse
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posted 08-06-2003 01:19 PM      Profile for Ikuse   Author's Homepage   Email Ikuse   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Zem:
Ikuse: That's very noble of you. (Edit: blow me)

My dilapidated wooden shack or yours?
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Zem
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quote:
Originally posted by pkthunder:
Goatfucker. Cause I know you like "goat" thrown in with your curses.

Yeah, but it's more of a "son of a motherless goat" type thing. I don't want to hurt the goats, just refer to them.

Ikuse, don't worry, it's long enough to reach. Neither of us has to move.

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Sonuis
Sonius
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Texan
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Zem
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quote:
Originally posted by Sonuis:
Texan

I have never been so horribly insulted. That's..... that's just cruel, man. I must sadly admit I did pass through a Texas airport once, but... that's hardly cause to be so mean.

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Blue Seed
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Okay, so what did Zem do again? I haven't been here in a couple days.

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Give drugs to children.

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Ikuse
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posted 08-06-2003 03:47 PM      Profile for Ikuse   Author's Homepage   Email Ikuse   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
And furthermore, who cares?
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dAyWaLkEr
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quacks mckooky

k burn in my hateful name thx

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Land und Leute
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I take it more people noticed the "Notice" that was on top of the page.

also scrotum

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Charmeleon42
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fuckstick likes fucking sticks
ooooooh

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Gary Oak
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Might I ask who is Zem and why is his name in like 5 topic titles as well as in the warning message?

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Rolken
Vulcan
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pk and flacon's lovechild.
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starCaliber
is evil and also MewtwoSama
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i think i went to a movie with Zem once
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AnnieKat
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Zem is definitely a Mark, all right, but I don't know about the Robert, Thomas, or Christopher part.

I think everyone here has noticed that Zem is an attention whore; he constantly whines (and expects sympathy) about girls, his ex, and life in general. He has no real opinions but constantly forces his "wisdom" on the rest of you in a fashion that inspires in this august body the overwhelming urge to vomit forth unknown bodily organs, shaped coincidentally like "TL:DR".

Therefore, I think the time has come to tell you: Zem is my lovechild with Mick Hale, and we are extremely proud of him.

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aתּņĩềκẢ†~ nθW |’m @ r33| ķıťŧŷ

Anthrax, will you marry me?

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Blue Seed
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I still don't know what the hell is going on. But, whatever. Such is life...

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Thomas
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quote:
Originally posted by AnnieKat:
Blah blah.

I think everyone here has noticed that I'm an attention whore; I constantly whine (and expect sympathy) about boys, Rolken, and life in general. I have no real opinion, but constantly force my "wisdom" on the rest of you... something about tl, dr.

Something about Mick_Hale.


Fixed.

Oh, and tl, dr.

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Ferquin
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Zeeeeem is truly outrageous!
Truly, truly, truly outrageous!

Wooooooahhh Zem!
Zeeeeem the music's contageous!
Outrageous!

Zem is my name!
No one else is the same!
Zem is my name!
Zem!

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The Ferquinarium

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gruco
I am Ian Garvey's lovechild.
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Fuckwit has always been my personal favorite.

One time Mr. K referred to TGD as a lobotomized crack-baby ferret or something. Definitely liked that one.

Of course, the best idea here would be to make a Zem-based Fanta-shotaka movie.

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AnnieKat
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Thomas, I find it pretty pathetic that you can't do a better job of making fun of me than I did. EARTH TO ALL THE AZURIANS: I AM ALREADY MAKING FUN OF MYSELF.

Honestly, if you can't do any better job than that, you need to rip off your penis, barbecue it, put a little KC Masterpiece on it, and eat it, because you're not going to do any good to the human race today ANY OTHER WAY.

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Anthrax, will you marry me?

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Slade_64
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You fat ass manity.

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cfalcon
OLDNBLD
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What's a "manity"?

Hey, I've wondered... why is it calling people names? I mean, "asshat" is not a name. Neither is "fuckstick shitbrick", but I've seen someone called that.

Shouldn't it be "calling people adjectives"? Or "unflattering descriptors"? Or something?

I just reread my post. Every third word or so says "I AM A NERD".

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Mr. K
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posted 08-07-2003 04:39 AM      Profile for Mr. K   Author's Homepage   Email Mr. K   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Shut up and call your annoying friend a name.

And apologize to everyone for bringing him here.

Also Zem is a fagsnuggler.

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veloS
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Zem eats other people’s sperm. Dipshit.

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Ikuse
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I always liked shitwit.

Shitwit, assjar, pole vaulter, cockstealer

Banana raider, potato peeler

elbow grease

beef

meanie [Frown]

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Zem
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At some point someone will have to explain what I did to me, as well. My best guess is absolutely ridiculous. It would seem that if someone calls me "stupid" and tells me to "fuck off", and I repond by calling that person an "idiot", then I have violated the rules by calling that person a name. Not a terribly good name. But, that's my best guess. I guess I'll have to use more adjectives than nouns, because that makes a huge difference. The thread seems to have been deleted.

So, was one thread not enough? I'm glad to see everyone is so receptive to new people. It just gives 'ya warm, tingly feeling all over, doesn't it?

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I came back after not posting for three months to call you a "fgt".

Zem is a fgt.

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I'm glad to see everyone is so receptive to new people

I have seen them be worse.

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quote:
Originally posted by Ferquin:
"Zem is excitement!" etc.

I found this quite funny, as a friend of mine used to love that show and has this song on her CD. Hear it all the time.

Also Zem: lurk more [Wink]

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quote:
Originally posted by AnnieKat:
Thomas, I find it pretty pathetic that you can't do a better job of making fun of me than I did. EARTH TO ALL THE AZURIANS: I AM ALREADY MAKING FUN OF MYSELF.

Honestly, if you can't do any better job than that, you need to rip off your penis, barbecue it, put a little KC Masterpiece on it, and eat it, because you're not going to do any good to the human race today ANY OTHER WAY.

Wow. Your flame was easily, easily more pathetic than mine. I also find it amusing that while you think the people on this forum don't have any affect on you through their flames, that you always retort, and always retort poorly.

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Well, Thomas, the difference was that she was gently poking fun at me, and at the same time mocking herself so as not to be genuinely hurtful.

You were just trying to be mean, so it really wouldn't be right to compare flame quality.

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quote:
Originally posted by AnnieKat:
Thomas, I find it pretty pathetic that you can't do a better job of making fun of me than I did. EARTH TO ALL THE AZURIANS: I AM ALREADY MAKING FUN OF MYSELF.

STOP FUCKING DOING IT IN A WAY THAT MEANS OTHER HUMAN BEINGS MIGHT HAVE TO READ IT
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All right. Mr. K, I can't really get to my email so could you ban AnnieKat plz. The vote that was taken shortly after AnnieKat's "departure" resulted in the policy that if she ever posted again she would be banned.

Also feel free to ban Zem, cfalcon, Porygone, IMAPokeprofessional, or whoever you want.

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IN BEFORE THE BAN

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Anthrax, will you marry me?

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quote:
Originally posted by Anthrax:
Also feel free to ban Zem, cfalcon, Porygone, IMAPokeprofessional, or whoever you want.

whomever
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quote:
Originally posted by Barrierd:
quote:
Originally posted by Ferquin:
"Zem is excitement!" etc.

I found this quite funny, as a friend of mine used to love that show and has this song on her CD. Hear it all the time.

Also Zem: lurk more [Wink]

Since I had to share the TV with my sister, I was stuck watching Jem on more than one occasion. Blame her for me knowing way too much about Jem.

And the MISFITS!

We are the Misfits, our songs are better!
We are the Misfits, the Misfits!
And we're gonna get her!

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Annie: Thomas, I find it pretty pathetic that you can't do a better job of making fun of me than I did. EARTH TO ALL THE AZURIANS: I AM ALREADY MAKING FUN OF MYSELF.

That's why he's making fun of you. See, when people make fun of themselves, it's usually with one of several things in mind. Generally either the person no longer acts that way, he's acknowledging his own imperfection, or he's hyperbolizing. Your post could have been an example of the second if it didn't harbor the same "shove it I don't care what you think and I'm better than you anyway" attitude, which further invites retort because you post here for one of two reasons: you like it, or you are masochistic. Assuming the latter not to be true, and assuming the forum to be a product of its visitors, either your post is inherently self-contradictory or you are. Or both, whatever.

Now you'll either refrain from replying (which would be a show of good sense, btw - there're enough topics that get derailed into nonsense) or you'll post some incendiary retort which will only further undermine your I-couldn't-care-less stance in the eyes of the beholders.

Also manatee.

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