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FlameBait
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posted 08-05-2003 01:00 PM $Profile for FlameBait$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Hillary Duff

Jenna Jameson

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cfalcon
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posted 08-05-2003 01:05 PM $Profile for cfalcon$ $Email cfalcon$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

EXCELLENT THREAD OF THE DAY

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Ikuse
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posted 08-05-2003 01:15 PM $Profile for Ikuse$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Ikuse$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

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MK
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posted 08-05-2003 02:16 PM $Profile for MK$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Post more Jenna Jameson plz, preferably topless...

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dAyWaLkEr
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posted 08-05-2003 02:37 PM $Profile for dAyWaLkEr$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

it's uncanny until you look below their necks [Smile]

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pkthunder
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posted 08-05-2003 04:20 PM $Profile for pkthunder$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email pkthunder$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Does Hilary Duff have one of those countdown-til-she's-eighteen sites?

And something's wrong with Jenna's left boob.

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Boodabonzi
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posted 08-05-2003 05:24 PM $Profile for Boodabonzi$ $Email Boodabonzi$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Is that that Lizzie Maguire chick? I may go see Cody Banks just because she's in it. Hopefully she does the same routine as that chick who used to be in Saved by the Bell and ends up going into porn.

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posted 08-05-2003 05:25 PM $Profile for TeLeFonE$ $Email TeLeFonE$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

rofl

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fuck this username is gay

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cfalcon
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posted 08-05-2003 05:35 PM $Profile for cfalcon$ $Email cfalcon$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

something's wrong with Jenna's left boob

I believe it is no longer entirely carbon based.

She is therefore a cyborg.

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dAyWaLkEr
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posted 08-05-2003 05:40 PM $Profile for dAyWaLkEr$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

hottest. cyborg. ever.

wat's wrong looking about her left boob? i'm not gonna stare at it for an hour (got movies for that) so give me the rundown kthx

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Psybro
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posted 08-05-2003 06:38 PM $Profile for Psybro$ $Email Psybro$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Hilary Duff's no Amanda Bynes.

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Thomas
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posted 08-05-2003 06:55 PM $Profile for Thomas$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by dAyWaLkEr:
wat's wrong looking about her left boob?

The skin looks deflated on the upper-inner side.

Oh, and its fake.

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Fenix
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posted 08-05-2003 07:38 PM $Profile for Fenix$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Fenix$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Psybro:
Hilary Duff's no Amanda Bynes.

Quite correct.

EDIT: why hello there

[ 08-05-2003, 07:40 PM: Message edited by: Fenix ]

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posted 08-05-2003 07:39 PM $Profile for dr.steelix$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Why is there a topic with pictures of ~40 year old ugly women.

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posted 08-06-2003 11:00 AM $Profile for Dweedle$ $Email Dweedle$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I believe she's already 16

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dAyWaLkEr
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posted 08-06-2003 04:35 PM $Profile for dAyWaLkEr$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

tho in 2 more years we'll prolly be focused on another underaged girl, so no point in saving up the money. alcohol provides a far greater reward than a boob job.

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cfalcon
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posted 08-06-2003 04:57 PM $Profile for cfalcon$ $Email cfalcon$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I believe she's already 16

she had better be at least that old

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posted 08-06-2003 11:15 PM $Profile for Slade_64$ $Email Slade_64$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by FlameBait:

Hillary Duff

4 out of 10

quote:
Originally posted by FlameBait:

Jenna Jameson

5 out of 10

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cfalcon
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posted 08-07-2003 12:29 AM $Profile for cfalcon$ $Email cfalcon$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Are you the one I asked to post a fucking picture of what you consider a 10?

Cause those two are pretty hot. I wouldn't call them 10s, but still.

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posted 08-07-2003 12:49 AM $Profile for Slade_64$ $Email Slade_64$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

If you did I don't remember when.

Besides 5 isn't bad; it's just "fuckable". [Wink]

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posted 08-07-2003 01:34 AM $Profile for PeePants$ $Email PeePants$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I am quite expectant to see Hillary fill out over the next year or two. Hopefully puberty will provide her with the neck that shall make her an even more lovelier creature.

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posted 08-07-2003 02:07 AM $Profile for Cloud9x$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Cloud9x$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Hillary < Amanda < Lindsay.
kthx.

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posted 08-07-2003 02:27 AM $Profile for Slade_64$ $Email Slade_64$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

She's a 10. Click on link to see why I think so.

Also, wtf is Lindsey?

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posted 08-07-2003 02:59 AM $Profile for Slade_64$ $Email Slade_64$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Then u put up a 10. I'd like to see what you consider as such.

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Thomas
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posted 08-07-2003 03:18 AM $Profile for Thomas$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Milla Jovovich and Claire Danes are tens.

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Slade_64
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posted 08-07-2003 03:32 AM $Profile for Slade_64$ $Email Slade_64$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by AnnieKat:
Eh, Slade's pick is way skinny. He can lust after her all he likes, but I prefer women...

You said there were better women in your opinion so prove it. Don't be a smartass.

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posted 08-07-2003 03:51 AM $Profile for Slade_64$ $Email Slade_64$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Thomas:
Milla Jovovich and Claire Danes are tens.

Yeah, I'm gonna say close, but no cigar. 9.5. She's kinda too small chested for my tastes...

8

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posted 08-07-2003 04:02 AM $Profile for AnnieKat$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email AnnieKat$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

EDIT: This is a '10' female of my species. Isn't she INCREDIBLE?

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posted 08-07-2003 07:57 AM $Profile for Boodabonzi$ $Email Boodabonzi$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

but she's a mumma so her cunt will be too loose

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posted 08-07-2003 08:47 AM $Profile for undone-backwards$ $Email undone-backwards$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

but she's a mumma so her cunt will be too loose

So...just get her to lube up the brown spider instead.

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The Muffin King
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posted 08-07-2003 09:17 AM $Profile for The Muffin King$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

How you guys find Claire Danes hot, I don't know.

Her nose is so big she could be half Jewish.

EDIT: Fagkuse, English isn't Spermy's first language, so fuck off.

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dAyWaLkEr
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posted 08-07-2003 03:20 PM $Profile for dAyWaLkEr$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

english should never be anybody's first language

zemanova > lindsay > creepy whale creature

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Thomas
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posted 08-07-2003 04:43 PM $Profile for Thomas$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Wait, wait, wait.
Brooke Burke's face is laughable, and you think she is a 10?
ERROR, ERROR
THE PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE
ABORT, ABORT

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cfalcon
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posted 08-07-2003 05:12 PM $Profile for cfalcon$ $Email cfalcon$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Male dolphins are very clever.

The hold the female dolphin still by pressing against her from both sides while one of them mates.

I forget whether they alternated or trade places.

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Dark_Herakurosu
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posted 08-07-2003 08:07 PM $Profile for Dark_Herakurosu$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Dark_Herakurosu$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Dolphins have prehensile penii.

(Only the males tho)

*runs*

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posted 08-07-2003 09:41 PM $Profile for Land und Leute$ $Email Land und Leute$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Thomas:
Wait, wait, wait.
Brooke Burke's face is laughable, and you think she is a 10?
ERROR, ERROR
THE PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE
ABORT, ABORT

I wholeheartly agree. Her face is not that good looking, though her body is a different story.

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dAyWaLkEr
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posted 08-07-2003 11:35 PM $Profile for dAyWaLkEr$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

sorry ... i don't know my fat sea creatures

but a whale is closer than a dolphin ...

a prehensile penis means you can shake hands with it, though that's not my thing (a few other AH'ers come to mind though)

other things:

it can grab a beer
it can open an underwater door
it can arm wrestle

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posted 08-08-2003 03:30 AM $Profile for veloS$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

OK, where’s the wise guy who deleted my posts? [Mad]

What happened to freedom of speech?

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posted 08-08-2003 06:56 AM $Profile for Boodabonzi$ $Email Boodabonzi$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

there's freedom of speech and there's gaydom of speech

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quote:
Originally posted by Boodabonzi:
Is that that Lizzie Maguire chick? I may go see Cody Banks just because she's in it.

Gaydom of speech. I agree, Booda.

And you were serious. [Eek!]

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posted 08-08-2003 07:11 AM $Profile for Boodabonzi$ $Email Boodabonzi$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

huh?

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Ikuse
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posted 08-08-2003 12:26 PM $Profile for Ikuse$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Ikuse$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by dAyWaLkEr:
it can arm wrestle

Is it still arm wrestling if you use your dick?

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dAyWaLkEr
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posted 08-08-2003 12:43 PM $Profile for dAyWaLkEr$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

appendage wrestle. happy?

tho it'll prolly bite your HEAD off if it loses [Frown]

EDIT: edited for sake of witty reply which must follow

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posted 08-08-2003 12:53 PM $Profile for Fenix$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Fenix$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

You should've said "bite your head off" so someone could immediately post "WHICH HED OLOOLOLOL!1".

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posted 08-08-2003 03:36 PM $Profile for IceHawk78$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email IceHawk78$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

WHICH HED OLOOLOLOL!1

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posted 08-08-2003 09:22 PM $Profile for dAyWaLkEr$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

gogogo ice hawk

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posted 08-08-2003 09:38 PM $Profile for cfalcon$ $Email cfalcon$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

so where are the naked pictures

i guess this thread is a waste

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posted 08-09-2003 02:24 AM $Profile for Slade_64$ $Email Slade_64$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

apparantly you didn't click on brooke...

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