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Boodabonzi
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posted 08-02-2003 05:29 AM      Profile for Boodabonzi   Email Boodabonzi   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
it was a brick

[ 08-03-2003, 12:56 PM: Message edited by: Boodabonzi ]

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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Ikuse
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posted 08-02-2003 06:22 AM      Profile for Ikuse   Author's Homepage   Email Ikuse   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
SUPERB
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Triple C
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posted 08-02-2003 10:58 AM      Profile for Triple C     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Yeah, we're ANTHRAX and we take no SHIT
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Mr. K
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posted 08-05-2003 09:00 AM      Profile for Mr. K   Author's Homepage   Email Mr. K   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
And we don't care for writing hits?
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Coxy
Hulkamania has run wild over me.
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posted 08-05-2003 09:26 AM      Profile for Coxy   Email Coxy   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Compère: Yes, great, well now for the first lime on television 'Interesting People' brings you a man who claims he can send bricks to sleep by hypnosis. Mr Keith Maniac from Guatemala.

(Maniac is sitting by compère. He wears a top hat and an opera cloak.)

Maniac: Good evening.

Compère: Keith, you claim you can send bricks to sleep.

Maniac: Yes, that is correct, I can...

Compère: Entirely by hypnosis.

Maniac: Yes ... I use no artificial means, whatsoever. (leans and picks matchbox off desk to light pipe, opens it and stn'kes match)

Voice: (from matchbox) Aaagh!

Dove: You've injured Mr Stools!

Maniac: (picks up other box and lights pipe) I simply stare at the brick and it goes to sleep.

Compère: Well, we have a brick here, Keith. (indicates brick on desk) Perhaps you can send it to sleep for us...

Maniac: Oh ... Ah, well, I am afraid that is already asleep.

Compère: How do you know?

Maniac: Well, it's not moving ....

Compère: Oh, I see - have we got a moving brick? Yes, we've got a moving brick, Keith, it's coming over now.

(We see a man in a white coat preparing to throw brick. He throws it gently. It lands on the desk in front of Keith. Keith stares at it as it falls.)

Maniac: There we are, fast asleep.

Compère: Very good, very good indeed.

Maniac: All done with the eyes.

Compère: Yes, Mr Keith Maniac from Guatemala.

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I love nintendolover, but only in a strictly platonic sense.

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Dweedle
My hands and feet are mangos
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posted 08-05-2003 10:46 AM      Profile for Dweedle   Email Dweedle   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Boodabonzi's a brick and I'm drowning slowly
off the coast and I'm headed nowhere

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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune

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Zem
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posted 08-05-2003 10:58 AM      Profile for Zem     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
This thread is like getting hit in the head with a lemon wrapped around a brick.

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Evil: Statistics, Microsoft, and Telemarketers.

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Boodabonzi
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posted 08-05-2003 11:24 AM      Profile for Boodabonzi   Email Boodabonzi   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
That episode was on the other night the undertaker bits were more annoying than funny

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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Twinkle
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posted 08-05-2003 02:25 PM      Profile for Twinkle        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Actually, I think it seems more like a brick wrapped around a lemon.

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Hich loch faauto noxlattoyen.

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dAyWaLkEr
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posted 08-05-2003 02:41 PM      Profile for dAyWaLkEr     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
more like shoving that pink insulation shit into every one of your orifices

i saw a brick once, it was attached to a wall. his whole family was staring at me.

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absence of evidence isn't evidence of absence

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Zem
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posted 08-05-2003 03:32 PM      Profile for Zem     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Twinkle:
Actually, I think it seems more like a brick wrapped around a lemon.

Damn, you'd think I wouldn't have screwed that up. Thanks.

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Evil: Statistics, Microsoft, and Telemarketers.

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Ferquin
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posted 08-05-2003 10:51 PM      Profile for Ferquin   Author's Homepage   Email Ferquin   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
She's a brick... house!
She is might-ay might-ay, lettin' it all hang out!

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Ferquin N.C. Root
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Mr. K
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posted 08-06-2003 06:30 AM      Profile for Mr. K   Author's Homepage   Email Mr. K   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
OW!
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Dweedle
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posted 08-06-2003 11:13 AM      Profile for Dweedle   Email Dweedle   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Commodores 4 lief

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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune

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Boodabonzi
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posted 08-06-2003 11:20 AM      Profile for Boodabonzi   Email Boodabonzi   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Dweedle:
Commodore64 is lief

I agree

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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veloS
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posted 08-07-2003 05:02 AM      Profile for veloS     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
A prick.

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www.mightyrhapsody.com

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Mr. K
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posted 08-07-2003 07:19 AM      Profile for Mr. K   Author's Homepage   Email Mr. K   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Dunno if you guys ever watched Northern Exposure, but the bar in the show was called "The Brick". When I visited the town in real life, tho, I could tell it used to be "The Prick"...they just added a bit of neon. It seemed so obvious in real life (the sign even looked like a phallus), I have to figure they did something to the image on teevee.

Maybe it was just the angle.

I dunno.

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Boodabonzi
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posted 08-07-2003 08:19 AM      Profile for Boodabonzi   Email Boodabonzi   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
that was the weirdest show ever it fucked me up proper

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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Mr. K
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posted 08-07-2003 10:18 AM      Profile for Mr. K   Author's Homepage   Email Mr. K   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Twin Peaks was way weirder (and better and meaner and hotter), but Northern Exposure used to actually make me feel good, which is just fucked up. Well, until the last season or two when it started to suck.
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