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Boodabonzi
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posted 08-02-2003 05:29 AM $Profile for Boodabonzi$ $Email Boodabonzi$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

it was a brick

[ 08-03-2003, 12:56 PM: Message edited by: Boodabonzi ]

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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Ikuse
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posted 08-02-2003 06:22 AM $Profile for Ikuse$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Ikuse$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

SUPERB

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Triple C
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posted 08-02-2003 10:58 AM $Profile for Triple C$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Yeah, we're ANTHRAX and we take no SHIT

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Mr. K
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posted 08-05-2003 09:00 AM $Profile for Mr. K$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Mr. K$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

And we don't care for writing hits?

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Coxy
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posted 08-05-2003 09:26 AM $Profile for Coxy$ $Email Coxy$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Compère: Yes, great, well now for the first lime on television 'Interesting People' brings you a man who claims he can send bricks to sleep by hypnosis. Mr Keith Maniac from Guatemala.

(Maniac is sitting by compère. He wears a top hat and an opera cloak.)

Maniac: Good evening.

Compère: Keith, you claim you can send bricks to sleep.

Maniac: Yes, that is correct, I can...

Compère: Entirely by hypnosis.

Maniac: Yes ... I use no artificial means, whatsoever. (leans and picks matchbox off desk to light pipe, opens it and stn'kes match)

Voice: (from matchbox) Aaagh!

Dove: You've injured Mr Stools!

Maniac: (picks up other box and lights pipe) I simply stare at the brick and it goes to sleep.

Compère: Well, we have a brick here, Keith. (indicates brick on desk) Perhaps you can send it to sleep for us...

Maniac: Oh ... Ah, well, I am afraid that is already asleep.

Compère: How do you know?

Maniac: Well, it's not moving ....

Compère: Oh, I see - have we got a moving brick? Yes, we've got a moving brick, Keith, it's coming over now.

(We see a man in a white coat preparing to throw brick. He throws it gently. It lands on the desk in front of Keith. Keith stares at it as it falls.)

Maniac: There we are, fast asleep.

Compère: Very good, very good indeed.

Maniac: All done with the eyes.

Compère: Yes, Mr Keith Maniac from Guatemala.

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Dweedle
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posted 08-05-2003 10:46 AM $Profile for Dweedle$ $Email Dweedle$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Boodabonzi's a brick and I'm drowning slowly
off the coast and I'm headed nowhere

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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune

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Zem
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posted 08-05-2003 10:58 AM $Profile for Zem$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

This thread is like getting hit in the head with a lemon wrapped around a brick.

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Boodabonzi
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posted 08-05-2003 11:24 AM $Profile for Boodabonzi$ $Email Boodabonzi$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

That episode was on the other night the undertaker bits were more annoying than funny

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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Twinkle
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posted 08-05-2003 02:25 PM $Profile for Twinkle$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Actually, I think it seems more like a brick wrapped around a lemon.

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Hich loch faauto noxlattoyen.

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dAyWaLkEr
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posted 08-05-2003 02:41 PM $Profile for dAyWaLkEr$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

more like shoving that pink insulation shit into every one of your orifices

i saw a brick once, it was attached to a wall. his whole family was staring at me.

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absence of evidence isn't evidence of absence

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Zem
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posted 08-05-2003 03:32 PM $Profile for Zem$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Twinkle:
Actually, I think it seems more like a brick wrapped around a lemon.

Damn, you'd think I wouldn't have screwed that up. Thanks.

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Ferquin
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posted 08-05-2003 10:51 PM $Profile for Ferquin$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Ferquin$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

She's a brick... house!
She is might-ay might-ay, lettin' it all hang out!

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Mr. K
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posted 08-06-2003 06:30 AM $Profile for Mr. K$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Mr. K$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

OW!

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Dweedle
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posted 08-06-2003 11:13 AM $Profile for Dweedle$ $Email Dweedle$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Commodores 4 lief

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Boodabonzi
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posted 08-06-2003 11:20 AM $Profile for Boodabonzi$ $Email Boodabonzi$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Dweedle:
Commodore64 is lief

I agree

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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veloS
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posted 08-07-2003 05:02 AM $Profile for veloS$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

A prick.

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Mr. K
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posted 08-07-2003 07:19 AM $Profile for Mr. K$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Mr. K$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Dunno if you guys ever watched Northern Exposure, but the bar in the show was called "The Brick". When I visited the town in real life, tho, I could tell it used to be "The Prick"...they just added a bit of neon. It seemed so obvious in real life (the sign even looked like a phallus), I have to figure they did something to the image on teevee.

Maybe it was just the angle.

I dunno.

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Boodabonzi
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posted 08-07-2003 08:19 AM $Profile for Boodabonzi$ $Email Boodabonzi$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

that was the weirdest show ever it fucked me up proper

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Mr. K
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posted 08-07-2003 10:18 AM $Profile for Mr. K$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Mr. K$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Twin Peaks was way weirder (and better and meaner and hotter), but Northern Exposure used to actually make me feel good, which is just fucked up. Well, until the last season or two when it started to suck.

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