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Boodabonzi
like a virgin
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posted 08-02-2003 05:29 AM
it was a brick [ 08-03-2003, 12:56 PM: Message edited by: Boodabonzi ]
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Ikuse
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posted 08-02-2003 06:22 AM
SUPERB
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Triple C
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posted 08-02-2003 10:58 AM
Yeah, we're ANTHRAX and we take no SHIT
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Mr. K
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posted 08-05-2003 09:00 AM
And we don't care for writing hits?
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Coxy
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posted 08-05-2003 09:26 AM
Compère: Yes, great, well now for the first lime on television 'Interesting People' brings you a man who claims he can send bricks to sleep by hypnosis. Mr Keith Maniac from Guatemala.
(Maniac is sitting by compère. He wears a top hat and an opera cloak.)
Maniac: Good evening.
Compère: Keith, you claim you can send bricks to sleep.
Maniac: Yes, that is correct, I can...
Compère: Entirely by hypnosis.
Maniac: Yes ... I use no artificial means, whatsoever. (leans and picks matchbox off desk to light pipe, opens it and stn'kes match)
Voice: (from matchbox) Aaagh!
Dove: You've injured Mr Stools!
Maniac: (picks up other box and lights pipe) I simply stare at the brick and it goes to sleep.
Compère: Well, we have a brick here, Keith. (indicates brick on desk) Perhaps you can send it to sleep for us...
Maniac: Oh ... Ah, well, I am afraid that is already asleep.
Compère: How do you know?
Maniac: Well, it's not moving ....
Compère: Oh, I see - have we got a moving brick? Yes, we've got a moving brick, Keith, it's coming over now.
(We see a man in a white coat preparing to throw brick. He throws it gently. It lands on the desk in front of Keith. Keith stares at it as it falls.)
Maniac: There we are, fast asleep.
Compère: Very good, very good indeed.
Maniac: All done with the eyes.
Compère: Yes, Mr Keith Maniac from Guatemala.
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Dweedle
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posted 08-05-2003 10:46 AM
Boodabonzi's a brick and I'm drowning slowly off the coast and I'm headed nowhere
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Zem
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posted 08-05-2003 10:58 AM
This thread is like getting hit in the head with a lemon wrapped around a brick.
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Boodabonzi
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posted 08-05-2003 11:24 AM
That episode was on the other night the undertaker bits were more annoying than funny
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Twinkle
I'm feeling fat and sassy~!
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posted 08-05-2003 02:25 PM
Actually, I think it seems more like a brick wrapped around a lemon.
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dAyWaLkEr
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posted 08-05-2003 02:41 PM
more like shoving that pink insulation shit into every one of your orifices
i saw a brick once, it was attached to a wall. his whole family was staring at me.
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Zem
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posted 08-05-2003 03:32 PM
quote: Originally posted by Twinkle: Actually, I think it seems more like a brick wrapped around a lemon.
Damn, you'd think I wouldn't have screwed that up. Thanks.
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Ferquin
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posted 08-05-2003 10:51 PM
She's a brick... house! She is might-ay might-ay, lettin' it all hang out!
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Mr. K
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posted 08-06-2003 06:30 AM
OW!
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Dweedle
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posted 08-06-2003 11:13 AM
Commodores 4 lief
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Boodabonzi
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posted 08-06-2003 11:20 AM
quote: Originally posted by Dweedle: Commodore64 is lief
I agree
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Mr. K
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posted 08-07-2003 07:19 AM
Dunno if you guys ever watched Northern Exposure, but the bar in the show was called "The Brick". When I visited the town in real life, tho, I could tell it used to be "The Prick"...they just added a bit of neon. It seemed so obvious in real life (the sign even looked like a phallus), I have to figure they did something to the image on teevee.
Maybe it was just the angle.
I dunno.
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Boodabonzi
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posted 08-07-2003 08:19 AM
that was the weirdest show ever it fucked me up proper
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Mr. K
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posted 08-07-2003 10:18 AM
Twin Peaks was way weirder (and better and meaner and hotter), but Northern Exposure used to actually make me feel good, which is just fucked up. Well, until the last season or two when it started to suck.
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