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Boodabonzi
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posted 07-31-2003 05:10 PM      Profile for Boodabonzi   Email Boodabonzi   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I'm not rapping without a good fucking snare

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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Dweedle
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hi hat on 2 and 4

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Iyse
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Who here is actually a drummer? I am, just wondering who else is. [Razz]

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Wizzymoto
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Im practicing like hell this summer, cause I don't want to be a fucking senior on the damn base drum. 3 years i been doing that in marching band.

My fault for joining with no experience in drums, but its my time to shine now baby! No more damn freshman taking my spot.

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I'm actually a drummer...
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posted 08-01-2003 12:55 AM      Profile for Turbo X     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Wizzymoto:
Im practicing like hell this summer, cause I don't want to be a fucking senior on the damn base drum. 3 years i been doing that in marching band.

My fault for joining with no experience in drums, but its my time to shine now baby! No more damn freshman taking my spot.

Hey, you could always be like this dude who couldn't march at all in my school. All 4 years he was on the crash symbols. Hell, he even tripped over the 40-yd line one game. Not the yard marker, the actual chalk line. Comedy at its greatest.

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Dweedle
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I've played percussion in marching band in high school, but that's only because they needed someone to play xylophone, and since I was also the only one in marching band who knew how to play piano, I got stuck in the pit playing xylophone and other percussion.

I could prolly learn drumset fairly well in a month if I had one.

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Ferquin
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Lucky... I wish I could play the piano. My parents were too cheap to encourage any sort of musical training for me.

[ 08-01-2003, 01:36 AM: Message edited by: Ferquin ]

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I thought I'd share, I know everyone is excited.

I have no musical ability whatsoever. None. I was in the chorus in high school, but just the level where you can sign up it like any other class. I have no idea what note is coming out of mouth, and I don't know what note I'm supposed to be hitting. They never let me sing solo, duet, triple..etc.. nothing where there was any chance of my voice not being drowned out by at least 20 others. I have no rythm. I can play no instruments except the very simple version of "Ode to Joy" on a guitar and piano. I failed the "recorder" wind thing in elementary school. I cannot hear lyrics unless they are very clear... it's just a human voice making noise to me.

I am ok with this. In fact, I generally think it's funny... I'm a traditional white guy who can be totally oblivious to not finding the beat....and truly not care. [Smile]

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quote:
Hell, he even tripped over the 40-yd line one game.
I saw a guy on bass trip at a field show competition and the harness hook tore off his ear lobe.

I think thats when I decided to try and switch instruments.

man that was so sick.

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Played percusion for aboot 6 years; guitar for 1 1/2; violen, chelo, and bass for 2; piano 4; singing
7; and keyboard for 2.

I could play a drum kit, but never had one.

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I am a drummer. Well, I was before I moved into my new place and there was nowhere to set up. Now I own a drumset. I also have a djembe that I beat on in my room, but anybody ('cept maybe Zem) can do that.
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Also Trumpet is better. [PBJ Time!]
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Dweedle
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I generally hate brass players, mostly because they suck, but also because they are almost always assholes.

That's why I play basically every instrument that isn't brass.

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And I generally hate saxophone players because they think they're better than every other section of the band.

Maybe your school band / performance group / what have you had a terrible brass section, but I can assure you that this is not universally the case. Why would that stop you from picking up a brass instrument, anyways?

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Char42's a brass player.

Also, I'm pretty alright at GuitarFreaks and DrumMania. [Big Grin]

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Brass players are better kissers.
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Dweedle
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quote:
Originally posted by Fenix:
And I generally hate saxophone players because they think they're better than every other section of the band.

Maybe your school band / performance group / what have you had a terrible brass section, but I can assure you that this is not universally the case. Why would that stop you from picking up a brass instrument, anyways?

Wel, in my general experience, from high school to college, the saxophones were always better, and brass players were mostly assholes (not so much in college, though).

Also I don't play brass instruments because they fuck with my embouchure.

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Dweedle
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quote:
Originally posted by pkthunder:
Brass players are better kissers.

They also have deformed mouths if they play long enough.

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pkthunder
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quote:
Originally posted by Dweedle:
quote:
Originally posted by pkthunder:
Brass players are better kissers.

They also have deformed mouths if they play long enough.
Bitter much, Mr. Sloppy Single-Reed?
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Dweedle
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Not bitter, just stating the truth. All the trumpet players at school have lips that have conformed to their mouthpieces, and it looks kinda stupid. That's one reason I'm glad I never played brass instruments.

Also I play double reeds too.

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Here's what I've always said

"Why blow when you can just wack it?"

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quote:
Originally posted by Dweedle:
All the trumpet players at school have lips that have conformed to their mouthpieces, and it looks kinda stupid.

I can't name a single brass player at our school who's experienced that.

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quote:
Originally posted by pkthunder:
Brass players are better kissers.

So why is Char stuck with Kristen?
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Dweedle
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quote:
Originally posted by Fenix:
quote:
Originally posted by Dweedle:
All the trumpet players at school have lips that have conformed to their mouthpieces, and it looks kinda stupid.

I can't name a single brass player at our school who's experienced that.
They prolly don't play that much outside of school then. The brass players I know who have experienced that are the ones that practice on a consistent basis. I didn't really know anyone in high school that had lips like that, except one trumpet player who practiced all the time. In college, though, almost every single brass player suffers from this condition, because these are the people that are more serious about practicing.

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Brass instruments dont really mess up your lips as much as your teeth if you push them into your mouth really hard... which I've always done since it's easier to hit higher notes that way.

So my teeth are all fucked up. Like, a lot. Not so much that they get in the way... they're comfortable and all, and poke nothing, but you look at them and its like 0_o

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Just look at a pic of Louis Armstrong and you'll see the indentation of the mouthpiece in his lips and you'll see what I'm talking about.

I wasn't aware that they could mess up your teeth as well. What about brass players with braces? That must be horrible.

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Yea, playing the trumpet with braces does suck. In my band though, the saxes were just like almost every single drummer, complete airheads with no common sense. It was the flute section who were the stuck-up snobs. My section (trumpets, hell ya) and the flutes were always going at it as to who was better. Hey, when there's 22 flutes, and us 6 "lowly" trumpet players could easily overpower them, as well as play better overall, I don't think they had much of an argument at all. (4 best brass section awards in 4 years compared to just 1 best woodwind section).

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I mean, goldfish lamp wallpaper skeleton in my Bavarian Star or what? Flowers mirror computer Smurfs every time Moses flies playing cards in or around Paris.

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I had to play my trumpet with braces. Its not much fun, rips up your gums a lot.

I have never had problems with teeth or lips being deformed or whatever. I don't really practice, either, so I don't play enough to deform my mouth.

Eh, you trade off. Sucking at an instrument or permanently destroying your mouth. Whatever.

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Yeah, practicing drumming a lot gave me strong, beefy forearms and calves.
You learn to adjust.

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I was laughing like shit when I saw the topic because I knew it was comming. HAve you seen the Chapell Show where David Chapell was like...

Turn up my base a little bit
Yeah yeah...
No no no, turn in down a little bit
Yeah yeah...
Where the *bleep* is my snare

I was rolling with laughter.

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Dweedle
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I had to play oboe with braces and that wasn't too bad. Cut up my mouth like the first time I tried it and after that it was fine.

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Hey, guys. What about Clarinet players? 8P

Anyway, I hated marching with a passion, so I ran off to the pit for Junior and Senior year. GG.

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quote:
Originally posted by kikered:
Anyway, I hated marching with a passion, so I ran off to the pit for Junior and Senior year. GG.

lol same here

when I was asked to be in the pit I didn't even have to think about it; automatic yes

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HAha, I got stuck in Pit first so I hate it.

1st two years were fun, but then last year it was me and ten freshman who ran a cart full of timpanis into a Mercedes in the parking lot.

Then I got a huge scar on my shin cause they let go of another cart as it was going down a hill and it gashed me good with the edge.

Then one day it rained a hell of a lot, and no one would do shit and I had to get all that crap ready and carry it up two stories into this old gym where they were having a tourney.

So yeah, pit sucks and is boring. Hated sitting in the stands during games and doing nothing, felt like such a lame, even moreso than your typical bando.

In case your wondering how i could be both bass and pit, I go to a brand new school, and the 1st two years, the drum line and pit were one in the same, being that the drumline did not march in the field show.

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