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crowN
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posted 07-19-2003 08:14 AM
Perhaps you think the masamune is pretty hot. Well, what about the wave beam from Metriod or the Big Goron sword from LOZ:Ocarina of time! Scorpion's spear or Ryu's Dragon punch? The AWP or the Buriza?
I would have to go with FFX's Aeon Anima! His drag you down to hell and kick your ass overdrive is awesome!
Honorable mentions include: The Windforce Hydra bow, AK-47/M4A1, BFG 9000, Perfect Dark's Farsight XJ220, lightning strike from Mario Kart and the Cerebral Bore from Turok!
Please state your opinion(s)!
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The Muffin King
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posted 07-19-2003 08:31 AM
wtf, this thread is super gay.
On that note: Rhino Tank.
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posted 07-19-2003 09:32 AM
Voodoo Doll.
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posted 07-19-2003 12:34 PM
The gun in Shinobi.
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posted 07-19-2003 01:22 PM
Hadouken in Mega Man X.
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posted 07-19-2003 01:34 PM
...the Cerebral Bore from Turok!
wtf cfalcon is in Turok when was this
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posted 07-19-2003 01:40 PM
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Originally posted by Wintermute:
...the Cerebral Bore from Turok!
wtf cfalcon is in Turok when was this
Dammit, now there's pudding on my keyboard.
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posted 07-19-2003 01:42 PM
Lightning Strike? Please....
My penis wins. I swear to you guys it was in a game. And, no, it had nothing to do with sperm.
Guess what game.
On a serious note, I vote for the UT Redeemer, or the Big Goron Sword.
I know alot more cool weapons (like my penis), but I can't remember more now.
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posted 07-19-2003 01:42 PM
I kid b/c I love.
Ultimate in power? Ultimate in coolness?
There was a shareware Wintel RTS game called Warpath I played a long time ago. You conquer/settle planets in your galaxy while others are trying to do the same. One of the weapons was this plague thing, that actually spread from planet to planet in real time as the guy flew around in his command ship. If you were lucky you could shoot it at one planet (not even that expensive, as I recall), go off and manage your resources, then in awhile tour the enemy territory to discover that entire quadrants were decimated.
That was a good one.
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posted 07-19-2003 01:52 PM
The Big Fucking Gun 9000 from Doom.
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posted 07-19-2003 02:11 PM
Light of Judgment.
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Ferquin
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posted 07-19-2003 02:55 PM
Nothing beats invincibility. 
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posted 07-19-2003 04:10 PM
Trident of the Red Rooster (If you know what this is from, I'll give you $800)
Railgun from Quake2
Zato-One's shadow from Guilty Gear
I'll add more when I think of them.
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posted 07-19-2003 05:34 PM
The  block.
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posted 07-19-2003 10:49 PM
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Originally posted by veloS:
On a serious note, I vote for the UT Redeemer
The only thing wrong with it is that it could be shot down before it exploded. Other than that, Redeemer > your whole family tree
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I mean, goldfish lamp wallpaper skeleton in my Bavarian Star or what? Flowers mirror computer Smurfs every time Moses flies playing cards in or around Paris.
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posted 07-19-2003 11:30 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Porygone:
Hadouken in Mega Man X.
OMG, that thing was the shit. I mean, 1-hit-KO against a boss?! Yeah, I'll take it.
Also, the Ether Medallion from Zelda: A Link to the Past. I loved how it froze some of the guys! It was funny how you could throw them around.
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posted 07-19-2003 11:34 PM
The speed sword from Groove Adventure Rave was pretty fucking sweet.
Oh shit, video game... erm, then that super sword in Tactics that gave +2 Speed and Haste or something. I'm a speed whore, if you haven't noticed.
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posted 07-20-2003 01:15 AM
Excalibur is your Auto-Haste friend you speak of.
On that note, my weapon of choice is FF6's Illumina. Because I'm just too lazy to think of anything else good, and Uiru's post got me on a FF line of thinking.
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posted 07-20-2003 01:54 AM
THE SHOE THE GODDAMNED SHOE YOU CAN GET IN THE SHOE AND STOMP THINGS AND WALK ON MUNCHERS NOTHING CAN STOP THE SHOE SHOE SHOE SHOE SHOE GIANT FUCKING GREEN SHOE MOTHERFUCKER ITS ALL ABOUT THE SHOE.
SHOE! SHOESHOESHOESHOESHOESHOE!
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posted 07-20-2003 02:38 AM
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posted 07-20-2003 05:30 AM
quote:
Originally posted by cfalcon:
THE SHOE THE GODDAMNED SHOE YOU CAN GET IN THE SHOE AND STOMP THINGS AND WALK ON MUNCHERS NOTHING CAN STOP THE SHOE SHOE SHOE SHOE SHOE GIANT FUCKING GREEN SHOE MOTHERFUCKER ITS ALL ABOUT THE SHOE.
SHOE! SHOESHOESHOESHOESHOESHOE!
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Agreed. Kuribo's Shoe can kill anything in any video game. No game should be without it.
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posted 07-20-2003 09:00 AM
DK's Hammer in Super Smash Brothers is sheer hilarity.
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Ferquin
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posted 07-20-2003 01:19 PM
quote:
Originally posted by cfalcon:
THE SHOE THE GODDAMNED SHOE YOU CAN GET IN THE SHOE AND STOMP THINGS AND WALK ON MUNCHERS NOTHING CAN STOP THE SHOE SHOE SHOE SHOE SHOE GIANT FUCKING GREEN SHOE MOTHERFUCKER ITS ALL ABOUT THE SHOE.
SHOE! SHOESHOESHOESHOESHOESHOE!
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Let's make a compromise.
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The shoe's great, but once those stupid Piranha Plants shoot a fireball at you, bye bye shoe. But if you were invincible with the shoe, then you'd be unstoppable. Starman's great, if only for a few seconds. The only problem is, you'd have to find a Starman after you get the shoe 'cause you'd have to knock the Goomba out to get the shoe. If you were invincible, you'd kill both the Goomba and the shoe.
Hey, remember that level where you had to be invincible the entire time or be killed by the little black Munchers? That was a bitch to coordinate.
Here's sort of a perplexing idea. If someone were to have the Tanuki suit in the Kuribo's shoe, would they still be able to turn into stone while in the shoe? Or would they lose the shoe if they got hit, but you'd still be stone and not get hurt? Likewise, would you be able to use the Hammer suit in the shoe, defensively? I know you can use fireballs while in the shoe, so I'm assuming hammers work. But would you be able to shield yourself from fireballs while in the shoe?
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cfalcon
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posted 07-20-2003 02:32 PM
Ok, actually you can get the star and then the shoe. You knock Kuribo out of his shoe from underneath. That way you don't kill him instantly.
How do you NORMALLY get the shoe?
You cannot turn into a statue while in the shoe.
You can use hammers.
That would be a good thing for the sequel, but instead they went with "less levels" as a design goal.
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posted 07-20-2003 04:33 PM
Hmm. You're right. It's been a while since I've actually played. For some reason, I was thinking you stomp the Goomba to get him out, but I forgot you bump them from underneath to get them out.
Can you squat in the shoe while in the Hammer suit? Probably not, but I thought I'd throw it out there.
Looks like invincibility plus shoe is the most likely godly combination, even if the invincibility is temporary. Actually, even better would be Hammer suit + shoe + invincibility. How badass is that?
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posted 07-20-2003 06:04 PM
Hookshit from Ocarina of Time.
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posted 07-20-2003 07:52 PM
Kilik's stick
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posted 07-20-2003 08:15 PM
Sword-chucks.
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posted 07-20-2003 10:55 PM
Big Bertha from TA was a pretty sweet gun.
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posted 07-20-2003 11:50 PM
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Hookshit from Ocarina of Time.
Longshit was better...
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posted 07-21-2003 12:44 AM
spoon from ff2 - my god can u believe how much that fucking silverware hurts? hell yes!
the crash in kirby superstar. boom bitch ... who the fuck needs a sword when i can blast away everything in a second?
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posted 07-21-2003 03:34 AM
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Kilik's stick
Very, very badass indeed.
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posted 07-21-2003 03:42 AM
Oh, speaking of Kirby Superstar, the third level Mike power was fucking insane. Even though I cannot begin to pronounce what Kirby says when he does it. My best guess is "GHESHTALLL!!". Regardless, it amuses me greatly. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
The Hammer, Parasol, Plasma, and Sword powers were also joygasmically killtacular.
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posted 07-21-2003 08:58 AM
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Originally posted by Wintermute:
There was a shareware Wintel RTS game called Warpath I played a long time ago. You conquer/settle planets in your galaxy while others are trying to do the same. One of the weapons was this plague thing, that actually spread from planet to planet in real time as the guy flew around in his command ship.
I never bothered with the bioweapons personally, nukes were more my style as you could use them against other ships and you didn't have to worry about cleaning up afterwards. Besides, a good volley of nukes would take out an entire planet anyway.
Heh, I actually played Warpath again last year while my then-girlfriend was in my lap, great shit. There was all this updated shit, but I don't remember any of the specifics for obvious reasons.
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Originally posted by cfalcon:
THE SHOE THE GODDAMNED SHOE YOU CAN GET IN THE SHOE AND STOMP THINGS AND WALK ON MUNCHERS NOTHING CAN STOP THE SHOE SHOE SHOE SHOE SHOE GIANT FUCKING GREEN SHOE MOTHERFUCKER ITS ALL ABOUT THE SHOE.
SHOE! SHOESHOESHOESHOESHOESHOE!
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Originally posted by Totoro:
Big Bertha from TA was a pretty sweet gun.
lol whatever the intimidator fucking owned it.
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posted 07-22-2003 03:36 AM
I say the Magiclaw Sqeuak Toy from Shogo: Mobile Armor Division. I mean really, it was a sqeak toy that said "MAGICLAW!!" over and over again. How cool is that?!
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posted 07-22-2003 03:52 AM
Also in the running is the Super Zapper (Tempest 2k, maybe the original: I played 2k like it was the only game on earth for like a month freshman year), because it kills everything.
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posted 07-22-2003 10:27 AM
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posted 07-22-2003 12:18 PM
The Sister Ray Cannon in FFVII.
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posted 07-22-2003 03:17 PM
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posted 07-22-2003 03:21 PM
All games should have a Super Zapper.
Also, the chainsaw in Doom.
The watermelon in Food Fight.
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posted 07-22-2003 04:50 PM
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Trident of the Red Rooster (If you know what this is from, I'll give you $800)
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posted 07-22-2003 07:53 PM
Without using google? ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
What's so good about hurthling elementalists?
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posted 07-23-2003 04:23 AM
Where is my 800 US dollars, stop playing around and trying to fool me, I don't need to answer any more questions, I already deserve my 800 US dollars.
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posted 07-23-2003 10:44 AM
Super Zapper weapons (the nuke in Road Blasters is a good one) are handy but not usually very interesting. Almost by definition, they instantly reduce the excitement level of the game.
The streetsweeper from the WoD Quake II mod deserves a mention, I think. More weapons need the visceral oomph you get from hosing things down with hundreds of 12-guage shotgun shells per minute.
Also I'm not sure what's sweeter than a long-delayed payoff from choice placement of a proximity mine.
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posted 07-23-2003 10:48 AM
Super Zapper Recharge
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posted 07-23-2003 11:08 AM
The Yasminkov 7000V from Phantasy Star Online. In a world of beam weapons, light sabers and magic canes, nothing does the job like a big fuck off pump action shotgun.
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posted 07-23-2003 07:10 PM
Stinkypoot: Super Zapper weapons (the nuke in Road Blasters is a good one) are handy but not usually very interesting.
If they're used right, they kick ass, because it usually means that the game is designed such that you can get into a situation where the only course of action is to hit the Holy Shit button.
Limited Super Zappers are also cool, unless they're overused. If you've got one shot of a BFG and all 3 other Marines just happen to be in the same room, that's aweseome.
If everyone has a BFG, that is kinda lame.
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posted 07-27-2003 04:43 AM
Karasawa laser rifle, any/all Armored Core games.
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posted 07-27-2003 03:29 PM
Master Sword
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posted 07-27-2003 06:26 PM
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