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10,000Lb.Snorlax
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posted 07-19-2003 12:16 AM
Most of these are longer -- do them ala carte if you feel like it.
1.) Would you rather date a woman/man whom you were immensely attracted to but could never have any physical contact with other than holding hands, hugging or date a girl/boy of slightly less than average attractiveness to you who instigates orgies and threesomes for the two of you? What if former was really cool and fun to hang out with? What if the latter was instead?
2.) Would you rather move to the most northern part of Alaska in a town of 5,000 people for two years and get paid $100,000 for it afterwards or move to Nogales, Mexico and for $10,000? In both cases you would not be allowed to return to the continental US during the two years.
3.) Would you rather own the patent to a process for cold fusion without having discovered the process yourself or be credited with its discovery but receive no money *from anybody* (not even book deals, exposes, interviews, awards, etc.) as reward other than historical commemoration?
4.) One night you and your nerdy buddy Dr. Nedward (of the same sex as you) are exiting from a bar via the alley space aliens descend and invite you (not Nedward) to their utopian binary star system 2 parsecs away on the condition that you can never return to Earth. You eagerly accept. But the aliens say that you *must* choose a companion. Your scientist friend Nedward would be able to document your journies with this new alien race and transmit his annals of your amazing diplomacy and discoveries back to earth immortalizing you forever. Suddenly a *gorgeous* member of the opposite sex stumbles through the bar door into the alley alongside you. Do you choose Nedward or the hottie? Their acceptance is of no concern to the aliens who can overpower any resistance either may offer. The space ship leaves in 30 seconds.
5.) Would you rather lie to your spouse by convincing them that you have been having an affair (when you actually have not) possibly resulting in divorce or lose at everthing (monoply, gambling, bets, sports games, video games etc.) for 20 years? Your spouse would be in a state of such sadness and anger that an explaination on your part of "just kidding" would *never* be believed. From henceforth things would have to be dealt with under the understanding that you had cheated on her.
6.) Would you rather let 5 of your co-workers take pictures of you mother having sex with two strangers or take the pictures yourself? The pictures would have to be framed well and in focus while shooting.
7.) Would you rather be released 100 meters away from two 12 foot Great white sharks in the ocean with a knife and ten gallons of human blood spilled all around you and the beach shore ten feet *beyond* the sharks or have both of your left pinky toe surgically removed? There is no current and the sea is calm.
8.) Would you rather be Indiana Jones' teaching assistant at Barnett College or James Bond's driver to and from the airport? Doctor Jones is seldom on campus and Mr. Bond is not one for idle chit chat with men of lesser standing to and from his SR-71.
9.) Would you rather be marooned on an abandoned Russian naval base on a desert island (100 square miles) some where in the South Pacific with plenty of canned food, water and supplies to survive in solitude for 5 years or have drastic, permanent full body plastic surgery altering your appearance and making you unrecognizeable to even your closest friends-- however not by definition an improvement .
10.)Your name is Damien Twilight. You are an eccentric Scientist. You are altering your genes to give you praeternatural animalistic abilites. You can only splice your DNA with three other organisms without killing yourself. These following organisms available to you each have benefits and weaknesses, none affect your appearance unless specifically stated.
- Bat -- Sonar vision enhances hearing 10,000% -- decrease vision 50%, physcial stature diminshed 10%.
- Cobra -- Ability to secrete fatal dosages of venom through teeth -- lowers motabolism and blood temperature 50%.
- Humming Bird -- increased motablism x 5, heart beat and energy level -- must eat 1/10 body weight in food per day, chace for cardiac arrest (which is not a disease) during lifetime x 4
- Gecko -- ability to stick to all surfaces including glass using microscopic hairs on hands and feet -- You are nocturnal by nature ; sunlight hurts you.
- Eagle -- vision enhanced x 10 -- bones are hollowed.
- Horse -- physical endurance x 4, male genital size very much enlarged -- harbor at least one major mental illness.
- Cockroach -- *extreme* resistance to temperature radiation, toxins, disease and harsh environs, smell increased 50% -- lifespan +5%, hearing & taste decreased 20% vision decreased 15%.
- Vine -- 60% of energy comes from photosynthesis -- energy level directly proportionate to amount of sunshine exposed to
- Shark -- Immunity to cancer, aids and all other human diseases, smell +200% -- always extremely hungry, unrestful sleep.
- Tortise -- lifespan x 1.7 -- speed of movement decresed 50%.
- Chili pepper -- "hot blood" makes you loathesome to all biting insects (ticks, mosquitoes, flies), increased oxygen carrying hemoglobin means your body has more oxygen utilization i.e. you're more physically fit -- unable to receive blood from any donors.
- Octopus -- intelligence x 2, ability to change skin color/patterns instantly to match desired surroundings, regeneration of limbs-- lifespan decreased 50%.
Bearing in mind their respective advantages and disadvantages, which organisms would you choose? Some Combinations appear disadvantageous.
11.) You are Zachary Banestorm, the pilot for the first human manned space expedition to Mars. As your two astronaut team members Silvia and Barry are exploring the planet you stay at the ship to get things ready for take off. Suddenly 200 meters away Silvia appears hurrying quickly towards the ship waving her arms frantically. Behind a crested Boulder 30 feet beyond her and twenty feet above, the maw of a giant spider emerges. Silvia is hurrying towards the ship and staying in front of the pursuing spider which is dragging what looks to be the body of Barry in a webbed sack beneath it's thorax. You estimate that Silvia will reach the ship no more than 10 seconds before the spider does. But Silvia is 150 meters away from the ship. With launch sequence already prepared would you rather escape Mars and leave Silvia to fend for herself, failing the mission or stay and try to save both of you? That Web that the spider has Barry wrapped up in looks pretty serious. That spider must be 20 feet tall.
12.) Would you rather be tied to a post in an obscure back alley some where in New York City with $10,000 of your own money/family's money in $100 bills visually strapped to your clothed body and your hands and legs cuffed and your eyes blind folded for 24 hours, or be forced to lose a total of $20,000 at a Casino in Vegas (this means that it is possible to WIN as much as you are able but you have to keep gambling *until* a total of 20,000 of your own money has been lost via gambling)?
13.) If you or your wife gave birth to a severly disabled child with three arms, one and a half heads, and one leg, but otherwise perfectly healthy would you keep it and love it, give it up for adoption or let the hospital handle it and never look at it again?
14.) You are Captain Amazing -- the world's most loved super hero. Your true identity is hidden by a glittering turquoise mask which is universally recognized and honored as the iconic representation of truth and justice. After 20 years saving the world your powers have diminished forcing you to retire. Your true identity is Clarence Goolé, a middle class simpleton who picks oranges in Florida. At the President's farewell assembly honoring you in your retirement you are asked if you would like to make a speech in recognition of the people's appreciation of you. The crowd of 400,000 people are chanting for you to take off your mask and show them who Captain amazing is. This could make Clarence Goolé very rich and famous, or it could mar the reputation of Captain amazing by making him seem nothing more than a has-been fruit picker. Do you take off your mask and live comfortably off of the funds donated to you by the people you saved, or fly away into the sunset one last time forever keeping Captain amazing an immortalized mystery in the hearts of people everywhere (and living off of your fruit picking salary)?
15.) God gives you the opportunity to eliminate three things from the world. Scientific laws, planetary objects, people, places, countries. things are all game. What would you excise?
16.) Would you rather have a magical tattoo of an animal or object of your choosing anywhere on your body that came to life// became usuable (after it grew to an enlarged size) or the ability to remember everything you've ever read or heard?
17.) If you had access to a hydrogen bomb beneath an immense prison city populated by only rapists, murderers, felons, villains, terrorists and evil doers in a country far away from you would you detonate it? There is no way that the bomb would ever be traced to you.
18.) Someone rushes past you and out of their pocket falls a $50 bill. By the time you realize what has happened they are 30 feet beyond you. You could probably catch up to them. What do you do?
19.) You are hired by a woman to help her pack up things before she and her family moves to a new house. She sets you up on the top floor of her house all by yourself with a radio, bottle of water and ten standard cardboard boxes filled to the brim with Playboy magazines dating back to before they started putting dates on them all the way up until 1988. She then tells you to repack all of them into new boxes and label them accordingly, and to come down stairs when you are done. What's your strategy for handeling this job?
20.) Would you rather have a very addictive personality (addicted to the pleasure of scratching an itch, sex, masturbation, tastes of certain foods etc.) and greatly enhanced plasure from such things, or *very* bad studdering (can't understand what you are saying) but an amazing talent for playing the guitar?
21.) Your friend Tiffany asks you to bring your camera to the the Pajama Party thrown by a local club. You give Tiffany your small Elph camera to keep in her purse while you are at the bar since your PJs do not have pockets. At the end of the night when they cab is dropping you off in front of your apartment and you ask Tiffany for your camera back, she says she doesn't have it and must have left it back at the club. The camera is never seen or heard of again and it had your graduation pictures on it, and your present from your father for graduation two weeks before had been to spend $100 to have it repaired. What do you do?
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1.) Would you rather date a woman/man whom you were immensely attracted to but could never have any physical contact with other than holding hands, hugging or date a girl/boy of slightly less than average attractiveness to you who instigates orgies and threesomes for the two of you? What if former was really cool and fun to hang out with? What if the latter was instead?
Hmmm... first case, the sex... second case, the lack of sex... third case, obviously the sex... tough, since I've never had sex ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
2.) Would you rather move to the most northern part of Alaska in a town of 5,000 people for two years and get paid $100,000 for it afterwards or move to Nogales, Mexico and for $10,000? In both cases you would not be allowed to return to the continental US during the two years.
Damn, Alaska even if you switched the money around
3.) Would you rather own the patent to a process for cold fusion without having discovered the process yourself or be credited with its discovery but receive no money *from anybody* (not even book deals, exposes, interviews, awards, etc.) as reward other than historical commemoration?
Well, how did I get the patent for it? Am I screwing someone else over and feeling guilty for it? If not, the cash, if so, the discovery.
4.) One night you and your nerdy buddy Dr. Nedward (of the same sex as you) are exiting from a bar via the alley space aliens descend and invite you (not Nedward) to their utopian binary star system 2 parsecs away on the condition that you can never return to Earth. You eagerly accept. But the aliens say that you *must* choose a companion. Your scientist friend Nedward would be able to document your journies with this new alien race and transmit his annals of your amazing diplomacy and discoveries back to earth immortalizing you forever. Suddenly a *gorgeous* member of the opposite sex stumbles through the bar door into the alley alongside you. Do you choose Nedward or the hottie? Their acceptance is of no concern to the aliens who can overpower any resistance either may offer. The space ship leaves in 30 seconds.
The chick, unless I'm really missing something this one's not even close...
5.) Would you rather lie to your spouse by convincing them that you have been having an affair (when you actually have not) possibly resulting in divorce or lose at everthing (monoply, gambling, bets, sports games, video games etc.) for 20 years? Your spouse would be in a state of such sadness and anger that an explaination on your part of "just kidding" would *never* be believed. From henceforth things would have to be dealt with under the understanding that you had cheated on her.
Wow. Other than some retarded 'fsck teh st00pd ho' response, this one's definitely a push.
6.) Would you rather let 5 of your co-workers take pictures of you mother having sex with two strangers or take the pictures yourself? The pictures would have to be framed well and in focus while shooting.
What's happening with the pictures? If they're being published on the internet or some other way made public I'll let the co-workers do the dirty work. If they're being locked away never to be seen again I think I'll do it myself... maybe... yuck...
7.) Would you rather be released 100 meters away from two 12 foot Great white sharks in the ocean with a knife and ten gallons of human blood spilled all around you and the beach shore ten feet *beyond* the sharks or have both of your left pinky toe surgically removed? There is no current and the sea is calm.
Toes.
8.) Would you rather be Indiana Jones' teaching assistant at Barnett College or James Bond's driver to and from the airport? Doctor Jones is seldom on campus and Mr. Bond is not one for idle chit chat with men of lesser standing to and from his SR-71.
Definitely Bond's driver... I see no positives in being a teaching assistant and I'll bet Bond likes to travel in style. Plus maybe he'll occasional hop in with a hottie and I'll get to play the voyeur
9.) Would you rather be marooned on an abandoned Russian naval base on a desert island (100 square miles) some where in the South Pacific with plenty of canned food, water and supplies to survive in solitude for 5 years or have drastic, permanent full body plastic surgery altering your appearance and making you unrecognizeable to even your closest friends-- however not by definition an improvement .
So neither better or worse looking, just different? I'll go with that.
10.)Your name is Damien Twilight. You are an eccentric Scientist. You are altering your genes to give you praeternatural animalistic abilites. You can only splice your DNA with three other organisms without killing yourself. These following organisms available to you each have benefits and weaknesses, none affect your appearance unless specifically stated.
- Bat -- Sonar vision enhances hearing 10,000% -- decrease vision 50%, physcial stature diminshed 10%.
- Cobra -- Ability to secrete fatal dosages of venom through teeth -- lowers motabolism and blood temperature 50%.
- Humming Bird -- increased motablism x 5, heart beat and energy level -- must eat 1/10 body weight in food per day, chace for cardiac arrest (which is not a disease) during lifetime x 4
- Gecko -- ability to stick to all surfaces including glass using microscopic hairs on hands and feet -- You are nocturnal by nature ; sunlight hurts you.
- Eagle -- vision enhanced x 10 -- bones are hollowed.
- Horse -- physical endurance x 4, male genital size very much enlarged -- harbor at least one major mental illness.
- Cockroach -- *extreme* resistance to temperature radiation, toxins, disease and harsh environs, smell increased 50% -- lifespan +5%, hearing & taste decreased 20% vision decreased 15%.
- Vine -- 60% of energy comes from photosynthesis -- energy level directly proportionate to amount of sunshine exposed to
- Shark -- Immunity to cancer, aids and all other human diseases, smell +200% -- always extremely hungry, unrestful sleep.
- Tortise -- lifespan x 1.7 -- speed of movement decresed 50%.
- Chili pepper -- "hot blood" makes you loathesome to all biting insects (ticks, mosquitoes, flies), increased oxygen carrying hemoglobin means your body has more oxygen utilization i.e. you're more physically fit -- unable to receive blood from any donors.
- Octopus -- intelligence x 2, ability to change skin color/patterns instantly to match desired surroundings, regeneration of limbs-- lifespan decreased 50%.
Bearing in mind their respective advantages and disadvantages, which organisms would you choose? Some Combinations appear disadvantageous.
Wow, these pretty much all suck on the whole... erm, Gecko I guess, I can handle being inside and living mostly at night... Chili Pepper, the insect thing'll help at night, and I haven't needed blood yet and certainly hope not to... and I guess Eagle, I'm not really certain the effect hollow bones would have (if it involves not being able to stand up or some shit switch to cobra or something), and I wouldn't mind having better vision.
11.) You are Zachary Banestorm, the pilot for the first human manned space expedition to Mars. As your two astronaut team members Silvia and Barry are exploring the planet you stay at the ship to get things ready for take off. Suddenly 200 meters away Silvia appears hurrying quickly towards the ship waving her arms frantically. Behind a crested Boulder 30 feet beyond her and twenty feet above, the maw of a giant spider emerges. Silvia is hurrying towards the ship and staying in front of the pursuing spider which is dragging what looks to be the body of Barry in a webbed sack beneath it's thorax. You estimate that Silvia will reach the ship no more than 10 seconds before the spider does. But Silvia is 150 meters away from the ship. With launch sequence already prepared would you rather escape Mars and leave Silvia to fend for herself, failing the mission or stay and try to save both of you? That Web that the spider has Barry wrapped up in looks pretty serious. That spider must be 20 feet tall.
Shit, sitting here I'd probably say I'll try for both of us... actually in the situation 50 to 1 I'm gone.
12.) Would you rather be tied to a post in an obscure back alley some where in New York City with $10,000 of your own money/family's money in $100 bills visually strapped to your clothed body and your hands and legs cuffed and your eyes blind folded for 24 hours, or be forced to lose a total of $20,000 at a Casino in Vegas (this means that it is possible to WIN as much as you are able but you have to keep gambling *until* a total of 20,000 of your own money has been lost via gambling)?
20 grand down.
13.) If you or your wife gave birth to a severly disabled child with three arms, one and a half heads, and one leg, but otherwise perfectly healthy would you keep it and love it, give it up for adoption or let the hospital handle it and never look at it again?
Shit. Obviously I'm keeping the damn thing, but that's one helluva challenge.
14.) You are Captain Amazing -- the world's most loved super hero. Your true identity is hidden by a glittering turquoise mask which is universally recognized and honored as the iconic representation of truth and justice. After 20 years saving the world your powers have diminished forcing you to retire. Your true identity is Clarence Goolé, a middle class simpleton who picks oranges in Florida. At the President's farewell assembly honoring you in your retirement you are asked if you would like to make a speech in recognition of the people's appreciation of you. The crowd of 400,000 people are chanting for you to take off your mask and show them who Captain amazing is. This could make Clarence Goolé very rich and famous, or it could mar the reputation of Captain amazing by making him seem nothing more than a has-been fruit picker. Do you take off your mask and live comfortably off of the funds donated to you by the people you saved, or fly away into the sunset one last time forever keeping Captain amazing an immortalized mystery in the hearts of people everywhere (and living off of your fruit picking salary)?
Definitely taking it off, I really couldn't give a rat's ass about how I'm remembered, it's all about how I'm living.
15.) God gives you the opportunity to eliminate three things from the world. Scientific laws, planetary objects, people, places, countries. things are all game. What would you excise?
Shit that's open-ended. Since I really don't wanna give this the thought it requries, racism, violence, and the designated hitter rule.
16.) Would you rather have a magical tattoo of an animal or object of your choosing anywhere on your body that came to life// became usuable (after it grew to an enlarged size) or the ability to remember everything you've ever read or heard?
Remembering stuff.
17.) If you had access to a hydrogen bomb beneath an immense prison city populated by only rapists, murderers, felons, villains, terrorists and evil doers in a country far away from you would you detonate it? There is no way that the bomb would ever be traced to you.
Wow, nice one. Prison city, meaning they're stuck there and can't get out? That's how I read the question, and if that's the case then no, I'll leave 'em to each other. If it's just a city populated that sort, and they're free to leave, or have a parol system similar to ours in the states, then I'll blow 'em to hell.
18.) Someone rushes past you and out of their pocket falls a $50 bill. By the time you realize what has happened they are 30 feet beyond you. You could probably catch up to them. What do you do?
Ouch, I think I'd take it to 'em... might depend on a bit more of the situation. By rushes past, did they bump me? Did I see them? Meh...
19.) You are hired by a woman to help her pack up things before she and her family moves to a new house. She sets you up on the top floor of her house all by yourself with a radio, bottle of water and ten standard cardboard boxes filled to the brim with Playboy magazines dating back to before they started putting dates on them all the way up until 1988. She then tells you to repack all of them into new boxes and label them accordingly, and to come down stairs when you are done. What's your strategy for handeling this job?
Just take 'em out and put 'em back away, nothing in between. I can get my rocks off elsewhere, and the risk of embarassment or some other problem simply isn't worth it.
20.) Would you rather have a very addictive personality (addicted to the pleasure of scratching an itch, sex, masturbation, tastes of certain foods etc.) and greatly enhanced plasure from such things, or *very* bad studdering (can't understand what you are saying) but an amazing talent for playing the guitar?
Addictive personality
21.) Your friend Tiffany asks you to bring your camera to the the Pajama Party thrown by a local club. You give Tiffany your small Elph camera to keep in her purse while you are at the bar since your PJs do not have pockets. At the end of the night when they cab is dropping you off in front of your apartment and you ask Tiffany for your camera back, she says she doesn't have it and must have left it back at the club. The camera is never seen or heard of again and it had your graduation pictures on it, and your present from your father for graduation two weeks before had been to spend $100 to have it repaired. What do you do?
Ummmm... nothing? I'd probably expect Tif to get me a new one or something, but there's nothing I'm really going to do. Recalling my own graduation, I took tons of pictures with other people, so I'll call them up and get some doubles I guess.
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posted 07-19-2003 02:53 AM
1.) Would you rather date a woman/man whom you were immensely attracted to but could never have any physical contact with other than holding hands, hugging or date a girl/boy of slightly less than average attractiveness to you who instigates orgies and threesomes for the two of you?
2.) Would you rather move to the most northern part of Alaska in a town of 5,000 people for two years and get paid $100,000 for it afterwards or move to Nogales, Mexico and for $10,000?
3.) Would you rather own the patent to a process for cold fusion without having discovered the process yourself or be credited with its discovery but receive no money *from anybody* (not even book deals, exposes, interviews, awards, etc.) as reward other than historical commemoration?
4.) Do you choose Nedward or the hottie?
Being scientifically inclined makes this easy.
5.) Would you rather lie to your spouse by convincing them that you have been having an affair (when you actually have not) possibly resulting in divorce or lose at everthing (monoply, gambling, bets, sports games, video games etc.) for 20 years?
6.) Would you rather let 5 of your co-workers take pictures of you mother having sex with two strangers or take the pictures yourself?
7.) Would you rather be released 100 meters away from two 12 foot Great white sharks in the ocean with a knife and ten gallons of human blood spilled all around you and the beach shore ten feet *beyond* the sharks or have both of your left pinky toe surgically removed?
8.) Would you rather be Indiana Jones' teaching assistant at Barnett College or James Bond's driver to and from the airport? Doctor Jones is seldom on campus and Mr. Bond is not one for idle chit chat with men of lesser standing to and from his SR-71.
9.) Would you rather be marooned on an abandoned Russian naval base on a desert island (100 square miles) some where in the South Pacific with plenty of canned food, water and supplies to survive in solitude for 5 years or have drastic, permanent full body plastic surgery altering your appearance and making you unrecognizeable to even your closest friends-- however not by definition an improvement .
10.)- Gecko -- ability to stick to all surfaces including glass using microscopic hairs on hands and feet -- You are nocturnal by nature ; sunlight hurts you.
- Tortise -- lifespan x 1.7 -- speed of movement decresed 50%.
- Octopus -- intelligence x 2, ability to change skin color/patterns instantly to match desired surroundings, regeneration of limbs-- lifespan decreased 50%.
11.)With launch sequence already prepared would you rather escape Mars and leave Silvia to fend for herself, failing the mission or stay and try to save both of you?
12.) Would you rather be tied to a post in an obscure back alley some where in New York City with $10,000 of your own money/family's money in $100 bills visually strapped to your clothed body and your hands and legs cuffed and your eyes blind folded for 24 hours, or be forced to lose a total of $20,000 at a Casino in Vegas?
13.) If you or your wife gave birth to a severly disabled child with three arms, one and a half heads, and one leg, but otherwise perfectly healthy would you keep it and love it, give it up for adoption or let the hospital handle it and never look at it again?
14.) Do you take off your mask and live comfortably off of the funds donated to you by the people you saved, or fly away into the sunset one last time forever keeping Captain amazing an immortalized mystery in the hearts of people everywhere (and living off of your fruit picking salary)?
15.) God gives you the opportunity to eliminate three things from the world. Scientific laws, planetary objects, people, places, countries. things are all game. What would you excise?
Entropy, inefficiency, democracy.
16.) Would you rather have a magical tattoo of an animal or object of your choosing anywhere on your body that came to life// became usuable (after it grew to an enlarged size) or the ability to remember everything you've ever read or heard?
17.) If you had access to a hydrogen bomb beneath an immense prison city populated by only rapists, murderers, felons, villains, terrorists and evil doers in a country far away from you would you detonate it?
Nope.
18.) Someone rushes past you and out of their pocket falls a $50 bill. What do you do?
Give it back.
19.) She then tells you to repack all of them into new boxes and label them accordingly, and to come down stairs when you are done. What's your strategy for handeling this job?
Put the boxes in bigger boxes.
20.) Would you rather have a very addictive personality (addicted to the pleasure of scratching an itch, sex, masturbation, tastes of certain foods etc.) and greatly enhanced plasure from such things, or *very* bad studdering (can't understand what you are saying) but an amazing talent for playing the guitar?
21.) The camera is never seen or heard of again and it had your graduation pictures on it, and your present from your father for graduation two weeks before had been to spend $100 to have it repaired. What do you do?
Go back on my own.
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posted 07-19-2003 03:29 AM
1.)Being involved in a rather complex and confusing relationship at the moment, I'll pass on this one for now.
2.)If I could take people with me, and had a good internet connection available, I'd pick Alaska. Otherwise, not at all.
3.)Provided I got a substantial amount of recognition, I'd have invented it and made the patent public property, thus making no money on it but also preventing some other individual or corporation unjustly rich.
4.)Does it have to be one of the two? If so, I'd probably decline the invitiation.
5.) Knowing nothing of spouses, I'll have to leave this question unanswered. Does the universe collapse if I bet that I'm going to lose a bet?
6.) Eurgh. MY mom? I'd pick the co-workers. I don't have to look at the pictures, right?
7.) "Both of my left pinky toe"? Well, whatever you meant by that, I'd definitely take the surgery, as a) the sharks could remove quite a lot more than that, and b) I can't swim.
8.) Neither, although if I had to pick one I'd say Indiana Jones. His classes must be interesting, at least.
9.) The naval base, if I got a decent Internet connection, and knew my coordinates. Otherwise, the surgery. Either way, I could make a killing starring on my own reality TV show.
10.) Tortoise, octopus, and gecko. And I'd get a name change.
11.) Wait for Silvia to get in, then blast off before the spider gets to the ship.
12.) Er, is that a net change of $20,000, and winning simply delays the inevitable? Or can I offset my losses by winning?
13.) Keep it, definitely.
14.) Provided the speech went well, I'd reveal my identity. There would be enough people personally helped by my good deeds who wouldn't care about my past, and I would spend my retirement training a successor.
15.) If they didn't have to be done at the same time and could be saved indefinitely, I'd keep the third one for removing the changes made by the other two, in case of unforseen consequences. Depending on what sort of mood God was in, I might use one for removing the restriction on the number of removals I could make. Failing that, I'd remove excessive stupidity from the world, and the definition of "hacker" as "someone who breaks into computer systems" from the world's vocabulary. Even if things went well, I'd save the third one for emergencies, such as removing "that boulder that's about to crush me" or "the supression of my latent superpowers".
16.) Remembering, definitely, provided that I could forget things if I wanted to. I'd take remembering without forgetting if the alternative required me to get the tattoo.
17.) Not immediately, but I'd make said population aware of the bomb.
18.) Catch up to him and return it. His potential loss is much greater than my gain. His rushing implies an urgency of some sort, and the $50 bill that he was carrying may be what is urgently needed somewhere. Of course it's possible that he stole it from someone and is fleeing, but if that's the case it's pretty unlikely that I'd find the rightful owner, and if I kept it it'd be guaranteed to be wrongfully acquired by me. Besides, I'd rather not take the chance that the $50 could have saved someone's life or something, and have who-knows-what on my conscience.
19.) Work as efficiently as possible, and sort them into boxes labeled by date.
20.) Do I get to choose the addiction? Or is it "all of the above"? In either case, I wouldn't take the guitar if I couldn't sing along properly with it.
21.) Hmm... her asking me to bring the camera was a bit suspicious. How well do I know her, and what, if any, pictures were taken with the camera while I was there? I'd check at the club the next day, first of all, then I'd ask her questions of the sort that would help if she actually lost the camera, such as "When did you last see it?", gradually moving to things like "What was it doing out of your purse?", and if the answers were unhelpful or dodgy, then confronting her about whether she stole it.
[EDIT: Fixed wonky formatting and typos. Also, the fact that I picked the same animals as Rolken is coincidence.]
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by 10,000Lb.Snorlax:
[QB]Most of these are longer -- do them ala carte if you feel like it.
1. thats too damn hard to answer
2. this is easy, Alaska, with enough money to buy everything i need for a year and why on Gods earth would u move to Nogales
3. own the patent definitely as long as i get money
4. I am an honorable man. I would take my best friend. No woman could ever replace that void if that person and I were to never be friends again.
5. Again integrity is in question. I would rather lose at everything gamewise for 20 years than to hurt a person that I love and a person who loves me.
6. thats awful, I refuse to answer
7. Hehe, Great Whites dont ever get that close to shore and they hate human blood, so yeah put me in the water with the sharks.
8. Hell even sittin' in Indys office is like a trip to one of those places he goes too. Those artifacts would keep me interested for a long time and u dont mention anything about not being able to tag along on a mission with Indy. James Bond sounds like a prick, Ill be the assistant.
9. Maroon me, the world is so small nowadays that anyone would find me, seeing as people would look for me before they thought I was dead, once again nothing is said about the other survivors.
10. Bat, Eagle, and Shark-The bats lack of vision is made up by the eagles sense of vision. The speed of the eagle will keep me at a fast pace. The low amount of food needed for the bat and eagle will cause me to not need food as much as the shark does. And Ill be the healthiest thing alive.
11. I would use the missles that are equipped in the spacecraft to blow the spider to hell above where barry is wrapped in web. Then knowing that the spider is dead, I would attempt a rescue mission for barry(just in case hes not dead) and sylvia would watch the ship after the trauma. And earths prime directive is to find new life therefore I will not have failed the mission at all because we found this giant spider. btw, snorlax, what is ur fascination with giant spiders?
12. losing 20000 sounds better than being assraped by a mexican ganglord
13. The baby would not be able to know its family. The monstrosity would have to be taken care of by the hospital. Me and my wife have inadequate resources to give the child what he needs.
14. I would take off the mask and gain the money. Workin class people would have hope that they can do superhuman things as I did if they knew I was just like them.
15. this is too rediculous
16. magical tatoo, if i had to remember goatse for the rest of my life, i would be in such agony, but since ill have my magic tatoo, ill lose the pic in senility
17. only if my country asked me to first, aka draft me for the assignment
18. I catch up to them and give it back. The reward is much greater possibly, and Id feel good.
19. I turn the radio on to Christian radio, and I begin doing what she asks.
20. Oh lord, addictive personality. The idea of being "the stuttering kid" frightens me.
21. I lie down sobbing and Tiffany does everything she can to make it up for the rest of her life.
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Heh, heh. He said harder. Heh. Then he said longer...
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1. Not sure, probably a hottie without physical contact
2. Alaska
3. I gotta go with money
4. I'd want to stay on Earth. I like it here.
5. Always lose for 20 years
6. Let stranger do it
7. I never liked my toes much anyway
8. I'm thinkin' it'd be cool to drive James Bond
9. Abandoned Navy Base
10. Shark, Octopus, and Chili Pepper
11. Try to save us all
12. Lose $20,000
13. Keep it and love it
14. That's a tough one. I'd probably unmask.
15. I would ask God to rid the world of anger, failing that, I don't know.
16. I'd have a magical Triforce tatoo
17. I would not press the button
18. Put forth some effort to return the $50
19. I'd sort them by date, after flipping through a few of them "to read the articles"
20. addiction
21. I'd be really pissed off, and try to somehow get the camera back
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If these threads only had one question in them, I might read them...otherwise, just assume that I'd pick whatever answer cfalcon doesn't pick.
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posted 07-19-2003 05:15 PM
1.) I've always wanted a threesome
2.) Alaska
3.) Pass
4.) There's a really good chance that I can just get sex from Dr. Nedward. So I'll go with him.
5.) Pass
6.) Pass
7.) Take my toes, please.
8.) So Indy's TA! He'd be in class enough. Plus, then I'd be a TA at a university doing research for Indiana Jones, and that's cool enough as it is, even if there isn't a chance I'd get to have sex with him.
9.) I'll take the solitude of the desert iisland in the South Pacific. I'll write the next "Walden".
10.) Eagle, Chili pepper, Octopus
cfalcon could have probably guessed I would pick the eagle and the chili pepper
11.) I think the mission is pretty well fucked anyway. I'd save myself and get the hell out of Dodge.
12.) Forced to lose the money in Vegas. Gambling is fun, and if you're worried, you can try to get it over with quickly by making big bets.
13.) Let the hospital handle it and never look at it again. Silly 10K, playing with my fears like that. ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
14.) Wow, this is like the first tough one. (The above passes I just didn't care about.) My first gut reaction was to go ahead and reveal myself, but after thinking about it, I'd have to go with keeping the mystery alive.
15.) Menstrual cramps, dust, and uh, racism. Sure, I'll go with racism.
16.) The magical tatoo. That's just cool. Plus, if I remembered everything, then there's no chance I'd be able to forget goatse.cx.
17.) Probably not. But I might give my power to blow them all up to someone who wants to and does have the cajones to do it.
18.) Keep the fifty dollars.
19.) I think I'll organise them by color. Thanks for the water... it's hot and dusty up here on the top floor.
20.) I think I'll go with the addictive personality.
21.) I'd inform the police. Cunt just stole my camera. Nah, really, I'd probably just have to chalk it up as a loss.
EDIT: Oh fuck, I just went back and realized the Dr. Neddard is the same sex as me. Oh well, maybe I can just get sex from her.
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1.)Orgies, definately the orgies.
2.) Alaska
3.) Own the patent.
4.) No guarantee the 'hottie' would be pleased with me for for whisking them off like that. The doctor comes with me, the aliens can engineer me some sex slave if necessary, which it probably won't be.
5.) Lose at everything. Man that's ass, though.
6.)5 of my co-workers.
7.) Toe, begone!
8.) I'd rather be Indiana Jones' teaching assistant.
9.) Plastic surgery.
10.) Cockroach, chili pepper. My vision is better than perfect as it is, and I couldn't care less about touch and taste.
11.)Like the spider will be able to get in, 10 seconds is a long time. I'd wait.
12.) Casino.
13.) No contest, leave the hospital to dispose of it.
14.) Off comes the mask.
15.) Hate, fear, and ugliness.
16.) Magical tattoo! Sometimes remembering stuff sucks ass.
17.) I can't kill that many people who did nothing to me. The city stays.
18.) I'd give it back, I don't care about 50 fucking bucks.
19.) What? I'd leave and get a less stupid job.
20.) The addictive personality would result in death almost certainly. I'd take the guitar.
21.) Oh well, looks like I lose. My buddy should pay me back, I guess.
EDIT: I had spelling errors, I must be getting more stupider or something
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Harder and Longer (21 Different Questions).
Yes, for a brief moment, I actually thought this would be a topic about penises.
1.) Would you rather date a woman/man whom you were immensely attracted to but could never have any physical contact with other than holding hands, hugging or date a girl/boy of slightly less than average attractiveness to you who instigates orgies and threesomes for the two of you? What if former was really cool and fun to hang out with? What if the latter was instead?
Too hard. I'm gonna pass right now.
2.) Would you rather move to the most northern part of Alaska in a town of 5,000 people for two years and get paid $100,000 for it afterwards or move to Nogales, Mexico and for $10,000? In both cases you would not be allowed to return to the continental US during the two years.
Is this some kind of trick question? Is there something special in Nogales, Mexico? Of course I would want to go to Alaska.
3.) Would you rather own the patent to a process for cold fusion without having discovered the process yourself or be credited with its discovery but receive no money *from anybody* (not even book deals, exposes, interviews, awards, etc.) as reward other than historical commemoration?
This depends. Did I threaten the founder of the process or anything like that? I mean, I don't want to do vile things just for money.
4.) One night you and your nerdy buddy Dr. Nedward (of the same sex as you) are exiting from a bar via the alley space aliens descend and invite you (not Nedward) to their utopian binary star system 2 parsecs away on the condition that you can never return to Earth. You eagerly accept. But the aliens say that you *must* choose a companion. Your scientist friend Nedward would be able to document your journies with this new alien race and transmit his annals of your amazing diplomacy and discoveries back to earth immortalizing you forever. Suddenly a *gorgeous* member of the opposite sex stumbles through the bar door into the alley alongside you. Do you choose Nedward or the hottie? Their acceptance is of no concern to the aliens who can overpower any resistance either may offer. The space ship leaves in 30 seconds.
Dr. Nedward is my friend. Why wouldn't I choose him? And just because the aliens can overpower the girl doesn't mean I can do it. Sex might be forbidden on that planet anyway. 
5.) Would you rather lie to your spouse by convincing them that you have been having an affair (when you actually have not) possibly resulting in divorce or lose at everthing (monoply, gambling, bets, sports games, video games etc.) for 20 years? Your spouse would be in a state of such sadness and anger that an explaination on your part of "just kidding" would *never* be believed. From henceforth things would have to be dealt with under the understanding that you had cheated on her.
There must be a reason that I have a spouse. And I don't think telling her that I cheated on her is part of it. Forget the bets and games and whatnot (I don't gamble anyway and video games are no biggie). I wouldn't do that to my spouse. I'm mean, she my spouse!
6.) Would you rather let 5 of your co-workers take pictures of you mother having sex with two strangers or take the pictures yourself? The pictures would have to be framed well and in focus while shooting.
That's sick. I'll let the co-workers take the pictures. I just don't ever want to see the pictures. (Note that it doesn't say the pictures will be distributed and shared [which is a good thing], so I would guess that the pictures would hang in my mother's house. Fine. That's her problem. Stupid slut mother.)
7.) Would you rather be released 100 meters away from two 12 foot Great white sharks in the ocean with a knife and ten gallons of human blood spilled all around you and the beach shore ten feet *beyond* the sharks or have both of your left pinky toe surgically removed? There is no current and the sea is calm.
Question: How does one have two left pinky toes? 
8.) Would you rather be Indiana Jones' teaching assistant at Barnett College or James Bond's driver to and from the airport? Doctor Jones is seldom on campus and Mr. Bond is not one for idle chit chat with men of lesser standing to and from his SR-71.
I'll do the teaching. Less dangerous. What if someone tries to bomb Bond's car while he's in it?
10.)Your name is Damien Twilight. You are an eccentric Scientist. You are altering your genes to give you praeternatural animalistic abilites. You can only splice your DNA with three other organisms without killing yourself. These following organisms available to you each have benefits and weaknesses, none affect your appearance unless specifically stated.
I'd definitely use Chili pepper DNA. There don't seem to be any disadvantages here except that I can't get blood from donors. No problem. I'll just store some of my own blood when I'm healthy. An octopus sounds great too. I'd try and balance out the lifespan problem with that of the Tortoise. So what if it's slow. I'm slow moving anyway. So in the end, blood-sucking bugs hate me, I'm twice as smart, much more physically fit, I can blend in and hide when people wanna eat me, I can regenerate my limbs when they actually find me and eat me ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif) , and I have a slightly longer lifespan. Yay me.
11.) You are Zachary Banestorm, the pilot for the first human manned space expedition to Mars. As your two astronaut team members Silvia and Barry are exploring the planet you stay at the ship to get things ready for take off. Suddenly 200 meters away Silvia appears hurrying quickly towards the ship waving her arms frantically. Behind a crested Boulder 30 feet beyond her and twenty feet above, the maw of a giant spider emerges. Silvia is hurrying towards the ship and staying in front of the pursuing spider which is dragging what looks to be the body of Barry in a webbed sack beneath it's thorax. You estimate that Silvia will reach the ship no more than 10 seconds before the spider does. But Silvia is 150 meters away from the ship. With launch sequence already prepared would you rather escape Mars and leave Silvia to fend for herself, failing the mission or stay and try to save both of you? That Web that the spider has Barry wrapped up in looks pretty serious. That spider must be 20 feet tall.
Is this Silvia... err... hot?
12.) Would you rather be tied to a post in an obscure back alley some where in New York City with $10,000 of your own money/family's money in $100 bills visually strapped to your clothed body and your hands and legs cuffed and your eyes blind folded for 24 hours, or be forced to lose a total of $20,000 at a Casino in Vegas (this means that it is possible to WIN as much as you are able but you have to keep gambling *until* a total of 20,000 of your own money has been lost via gambling)?
I'll get back to you on this one.
13.) If you or your wife gave birth to a severly disabled child with three arms, one and a half heads, and one leg, but otherwise perfectly healthy would you keep it and love it, give it up for adoption or let the hospital handle it and never look at it again?
You know that if you give it up for adoption, the foster parents definitely won't love him and might even abuse him because of the way he is. And God knows what the hospital would do to the poor child. I'd keep him and love him, even if it might be hard. I mean, he's my child.
14.) You are Captain Amazing -- the world's most loved super hero. Your true identity is hidden by a glittering turquoise mask which is universally recognized and honored as the iconic representation of truth and justice. After 20 years saving the world your powers have diminished forcing you to retire. Your true identity is Clarence Goolé, a middle class simpleton who picks oranges in Florida. At the President's farewell assembly honoring you in your retirement you are asked if you would like to make a speech in recognition of the people's appreciation of you. The crowd of 400,000 people are chanting for you to take off your mask and show them who Captain amazing is. This could make Clarence Goolé very rich and famous, or it could mar the reputation of Captain amazing by making him seem nothing more than a has-been fruit picker. Do you take off your mask and live comfortably off of the funds donated to you by the people you saved, or fly away into the sunset one last time forever keeping Captain amazing an immortalized mystery in the hearts of people everywhere (and living off of your fruit picking salary)?
I would fly away into the sunset one last time. No way I would put my family and friends in jeopardy by removing my mask. I will live my life knowing that Captain Amazing did all that he could do, and that people will respect him for it. Old heroes never die, they just fade away. Maybe another Captain Amazing will rise some day and accept the challenge.
15.) God gives you the opportunity to eliminate three things from the world. Scientific laws, planetary objects, people, places, countries. things are all game. What would you excise?
What. I don't really want to get rid of any of these. Why should we?
16.) Would you rather have a magical tattoo of an animal or object of your choosing anywhere on your body that came to life// became usuable (after it grew to an enlarged size) or the ability to remember everything you've ever read or heard?
I don't want to remember everything I've ever read or heard. Don't you just wish some memories would go away. Like your middle school locker combinations? Or how that girl/guy hurt you so much. I don't really want the tattoo either, but somethings are best forgotten.
17.) If you had access to a hydrogen bomb beneath an immense prison city populated by only rapists, murderers, felons, villains, terrorists and evil doers in a country far away from you would you detonate it? There is no way that the bomb would ever be traced to you.
No, I'd rather have the rapists and murders suffer in their own cages.
18.) Someone rushes past you and out of their pocket falls a $50 bill. By the time you realize what has happened they are 30 feet beyond you. You could probably catch up to them. What do you do?
I'd try and give it back (that is, run after them). However, due to the Tortoise DNA (question 10), I would never catch up to them so I'd just have to keep it .
19.) You are hired by a woman to help her pack up things before she and her family moves to a new house. She sets you up on the top floor of her house all by yourself with a radio, bottle of water and ten standard cardboard boxes filled to the brim with Playboy magazines dating back to before they started putting dates on them all the way up until 1988. She then tells you to repack all of them into new boxes and label them accordingly, and to come down stairs when you are done. What's your strategy for handeling this job?
Well, the fastest way would definitely be to organize them by date, then pack them into their respective boxes. I might flip through a few of them, but that definitely wouldn't be what I'd spend my time on.
20.) Would you rather have a very addictive personality (addicted to the pleasure of scratching an itch, sex, masturbation, tastes of certain foods etc.) and greatly enhanced plasure from such things, or *very* bad studdering (can't understand what you are saying) but an amazing talent for playing the guitar?
I thought "addictive personality" meant that people really enjoyed your company because of who you are.
21.) Your friend Tiffany asks you to bring your camera to the the Pajama Party thrown by a local club. You give Tiffany your small Elph camera to keep in her purse while you are at the bar since your PJs do not have pockets. At the end of the night when they cab is dropping you off in front of your apartment and you ask Tiffany for your camera back, she says she doesn't have it and must have left it back at the club. The camera is never seen or heard of again and it had your graduation pictures on it, and your present from your father for graduation two weeks before had been to spend $100 to have it repaired. What do you do?
Is this Tiffany... err... hot?
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1.) I'm not sure why I'd not be able to touch them if I was really attracted to them (since attraction is half being attractive to the other person for me) so I'll pass on the first question. For the second part, I'd have to pass on the same grounds. For the third, it'd be orgies, hands down.
2.)Fuck, I want to move to Alaska anyways. Who in their right mind would want to go to Mexico?
3.)Since I plan on living forever, then I'd say the historical memory of me having discovered it.
4.) I'm gonna have to defer and bring my best bud along. If you guaranteed this chick was my soulmate or someshit, then it'd be harder.
5.) Well, now that sucks. Still, I'm gonna have to go with the shit for 20 years.
6.) I could at least make it artistic looking, so let me do it.
7.) Bye bye, toes.
8.) If I didn't despise schooling so much, I'd go for Docter Jones, but I'll have to go with being the chauffeur.
9.) Be a different person, thanks.
10.) I'm gonna pick my own three species instead and list their advantages/disadvantages, 'cause that list is too limited.
Chameleon - You can shift the colours on your body to match the surroundings around you, but you are now covered in scales.
Peregrine Falcon - Vision*10, Speed*10, Body Mass/10
Oak Tree - Lifespan*5, Speed/5
11.) Luckily, Sylvia remembered her jetpack and flew into the spaceship before the spider got there. After it did, we turned off our simulation helmets and remembered that there are no living creatures that are 20 feet tall on Mars, and sighed happily that it was only a simulation.
12.) I choose life. [/Sid]
13.) Depends on what disabilities it is, but when I have a baby, I'll be able to either have it genetically modified or have it aborted before it is born.
14.) Why the hell do I have such a fucked up name as "Clarence Goole"? I say that I'm not going into retirement, but keeping my mask on and fighting until I die. Which, since I can't die (my superpower was invincibilty, with a weakness for being distracted easily by pizza) means I've got a bit of fight left in me.
15.) This soon coming to a NEW TOPIC near you. I choose to first remove whatever it is stoping me from being able to do whatever I can imagine doing. Second, I choose to remove the ability to remove my choices (wishes, if you will.) Lastly, I choose to remove my death. Thus I end up on top with the ability to do whatever I imagine, I can't die, and nobody can reverse these effects. Thanks, God!
16.) Photographic memory is so fucking awesome. Hand it over now, bee-yoch!
17.) Can't I move the bomb to someplice, like, say, the moon? I'm assuming it'd be big enough to split the moon into two, that is. See, I want to have two moons orbiting the earth, not one.
18.) Yell down the street to them: "Thanks for the money!"
19.) I'd first ask the woman if she wanted to keep the dirty things. Since she's probably fairly old, she'll say no and ask me to dispoe of them. See, she forgot what was in them and thought that you were packing up all of her old Tee-Shirts. I would then turn my trunk into a trashcan, and throw all of the old magazines away into it. After doing so, I would collect my fee and forget to give the radio back, because the one in m car died last week.
20.) Stutteres have no personality, so I'll take a personality.
21.) I obviously have to strip-search her, since I don't want to find that she's stolen my brand new camera. Not to mention the fact that when all the girls were playing spin the bottle with each other and she ended up in a 69 with two other girls I had plenty of pictures of it, and I didn't want her keeping those, I wanted them.
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1) Orgies>all. Besides, as a teen, no sex = bad. It would depend on how far below average she was, though.
6) Do I have to see the pictures? If not, my friends can do as they please.
7) Losing your toes fucks up your walking, and sharks don't like the taste of humans. I'll take my chances with them.
20) Stuttering is curable.
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1) The orgies, definitely
2) I would move to Alaska.
3) Shit this one is hard, but I think I would go with the patent. It'd be too hard to be credited with the discovery without receiving any profit from it.
4) What's the point of being immortalized when you're not here to witness it? The hottie all the way, man.
5) Well, if I really love my wife I might choose to lose at everything (I don't play much games), but I'd probably just lie to her.
6) What? I'll let others do it.
7) I'd rather have my toes removed surgically than my entire foot, and possibly more, torn apart.
8) Indiana Jones's teaching assistant.
9) In both cases I'd feel quite alone, so I'll go with the free food.
10) I'll go with gecko (climbing walls à la Spiderman sounds cool), chili pepper (I fucking hate insects) and cockroach (extreme resistance to everything sounds cool).
11) I'll try to save both of us.
12) I prefer to lose 20,000 dollars.
13) 1.5 heads? wtf is that? Anyway, I'm not sure, I'd have to see the baby for myself. I'd probably keep it.
14) I'll remove my mask.
15) Shit this is so vague. I guess I'd remove pollution, technology and all of the Earth's population except 1000 people or so, so we can have a new start.
16) I want to be able to remember everything. There's so many things I forgot that I wish I didn't, plus I could become a fucking scientific genius in one day, just by looking at stuff.
17) I would do it. In fact, if there was no way I could be found, I would detonate a bomb no matter where it is on this planet, as long as it's not too close, just for the hell of it.
18) I'd try to catch up to them, and if I fail, I'd keep the bill.
19) I'd have a good time then organize the magazines by the playmate's hair color.
20) I'm already addicted to this quiz.
21) I didn't even go to my graduation, so you'd figure I wouldn't care and just get the bitch to buy me a new camera.
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1.) Would you rather date a woman/man whom you were immensely attracted to but could never have any physical contact with other than holding hands, hugging or date a girl/boy of slightly less than average attractiveness to you who instigates orgies and threesomes for the two of you? What if former was really cool and fun to hang out with? What if the latter was instead?
This is an absurdly lose-lose scenario. I would take the second, just because it would result in a less defective life. But bad news either way.
2.) Would you rather move to the most northern part of Alaska in a town of 5,000 people for two years and get paid $100,000 for it afterwards or move to Nogales, Mexico and for $10,000? In both cases you would not be allowed to return to the continental US during the two years.
Another lose/lose. 50,000 a year of 5,000 a year, in both cases to move to a place where I'll find a shitty job or a super-shitty job. I'd take Alaska, because Mexico is crazy, but man, if I wanted that kind of experience I could just live like a hermit NOW and make more money over two years (and remember, 100k / 2 years is *really* taxed compared to 50k over 2 years). In fact, to a lesser extent, I *ALREADY* made the "Alaska" choice.
3.) Would you rather own the patent to a process for cold fusion without having discovered the process yourself or be credited with its discovery but receive no money *from anybody* (not even book deals, exposes, interviews, awards, etc.) as reward other than historical commemoration?
The second, unless there was going to be some other individual posing as the true me or something, in which case, the first. But come on, what would be cooler than open-source energy production methods
4.) One night you and your nerdy buddy Dr. Nedward (of the same sex as you) are exiting from a bar via the alley space aliens descend and invite you (not Nedward) to their utopian binary star system 2 parsecs away on the condition that you can never return to Earth. You eagerly accept. But the aliens say that you *must* choose a companion. Your scientist friend Nedward would be able to document your journies with this new alien race and transmit his annals of your amazing diplomacy and discoveries back to earth immortalizing you forever. Suddenly a *gorgeous* member of the opposite sex stumbles through the bar door into the alley alongside you. Do you choose Nedward or the hottie? Their acceptance is of no concern to the aliens who can overpower any resistance either may offer. The space ship leaves in 30 seconds.
Nedward. The aliens have air and water and food, so they can probably make something to give you sex- and this isn't Nedward or your signifigant other / soulmate, this is Nedward / random hot bar person. No contest. Even if the rest of your life is fucking squid creatures who come to you when they need some hard-to-reach gooey channel scratched.
5.) Would you rather lie to your spouse by convincing them that you have been having an affair (when you actually have not) possibly resulting in divorce or lose at everthing (monoply, gambling, bets, sports games, video games etc.) for 20 years? Your spouse would be in a state of such sadness and anger that an explaination on your part of "just kidding" would *never* be believed. From henceforth things would have to be dealt with under the understanding that you had cheated on her.
You know, you really suck at generating gender neutral questions. If a "spouse" is a "her" then she's a "wife". But I'd go with the loes for 20 years, because it at least expires, and it would just mean that for that time period I would have to avoid certain things.
6.) Would you rather let 5 of your co-workers take pictures of you mother having sex with two strangers or take the pictures yourself? The pictures would have to be framed well and in focus while shooting.
Coworkers. Why in the world otherwise?
7.) Would you rather be released 100 meters away from two 12 foot Great white sharks in the ocean with a knife and ten gallons of human blood spilled all around you and the beach shore ten feet *beyond* the sharks or have both of your left pinky toe surgically removed? There is no current and the sea is calm.
I will kill the sharks with the knife. Or just swim past them, there are only two. Or find a way to outsmart them- that is what we do best, right? Point is, hairless beach apes on the alert are not good prey for sharks.
8.) Would you rather be Indiana Jones' teaching assistant at Barnett College or James Bond's driver to and from the airport? Doctor Jones is seldom on campus and Mr. Bond is not one for idle chit chat with men of lesser standing to and from his SR-71.
Whichever pays more so I can go and do something better.
9.) Would you rather be marooned on an abandoned Russian naval base on a desert island (100 square miles) some where in the South Pacific with plenty of canned food, water and supplies to survive in solitude for 5 years or have drastic, permanent full body plastic surgery altering your appearance and making you unrecognizeable to even your closest friends-- however not by definition an improvement .
Probably the second. I could accomplish nothing besides sustenance on the island, and that would get old after about a week.
ANIMARL QWESTSHUN
Ok, this is a good exercise in min-maxing, like in D&D. Start with-
Octopus -- intelligence x 2, ability to change skin color/patterns instantly to match desired surroundings, regeneration of limbs-- lifespan decreased 50%.
So now we are smart, with the disadvantage of living for not much time at all. Solution? Look for a lifestyle lengthening one, in this case...
Tortoise -- lifespan x 1.7 -- speed of movement decresed 50%.
Now we have 85% of the lifespan as normal, much more reasonable. And at twice the intelligence, which a bunch of other fruity shit thrown in.
If we throw the shark in, we might even be able to eliminate the lifespan thing- because with immunity to heart disease and cancer, we'll probably live a lot longer anyway. But I'll go with:
Eagle -- vision enhanced x 10 -- bones are hollowed.
In addition to the AWESOME vision thing, we get a disadvantage that doesn't count- having easily breakable bones doesn't matter if you can regenerate like crazy (another octopus ability).
And with all that intelligence, I'm sure I can find a way to lengthen my life beyond normal, anyway.
11.) You are Zachary Banestorm, the pilot for the first human manned space expedition to Mars. As your two astronaut team members Silvia and Barry are exploring the planet you stay at the ship to get things ready for take off. Suddenly 200 meters away Silvia appears hurrying quickly towards the ship waving her arms frantically. Behind a crested Boulder 30 feet beyond her and twenty feet above, the maw of a giant spider emerges. Silvia is hurrying towards the ship and staying in front of the pursuing spider which is dragging what looks to be the body of Barry in a webbed sack beneath it's thorax. You estimate that Silvia will reach the ship no more than 10 seconds before the spider does. But Silvia is 150 meters away from the ship. With launch sequence already prepared would you rather escape Mars and leave Silvia to fend for herself, failing the mission or stay and try to save both of you? That Web that the spider has Barry wrapped up in looks pretty serious. That spider must be 20 feet tall.
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12.) Would you rather be tied to a post in an obscure back alley some where in New York City with $10,000 of your own money/family's money in $100 bills visually strapped to your clothed body and your hands and legs cuffed and your eyes blind folded for 24 hours, or be forced to lose a total of $20,000 at a Casino in Vegas (this means that it is possible to WIN as much as you are able but you have to keep gambling *until* a total of 20,000 of your own money has been lost via gambling)?
Vegas is only money.
13.) If you or your wife gave birth to a severly disabled child with three arms, one and a half heads, and one leg, but otherwise perfectly healthy would you keep it and love it, give it up for adoption or let the hospital handle it and never look at it again?
Keep it.
14.) You are Captain Amazing -- the world's most loved super hero. Your true identity is hidden by a glittering turquoise mask which is universally recognized and honored as the iconic representation of truth and justice. After 20 years saving the world your powers have diminished forcing you to retire. Your true identity is Clarence Goolé, a middle class simpleton who picks oranges in Florida. At the President's farewell assembly honoring you in your retirement you are asked if you would like to make a speech in recognition of the people's appreciation of you. The crowd of 400,000 people are chanting for you to take off your mask and show them who Captain amazing is. This could make Clarence Goolé very rich and famous, or it could mar the reputation of Captain amazing by making him seem nothing more than a has-been fruit picker. Do you take off your mask and live comfortably off of the funds donated to you by the people you saved, or fly away into the sunset one last time forever keeping Captain amazing an immortalized mystery in the hearts of people everywhere (and living off of your fruit picking salary)?
Probably keep anonymity. Revealed, someone would kill me at night or something. Helping people is generally best done when they have no one to blame for it.
15.) God gives you the opportunity to eliminate three things from the world. Scientific laws, planetary objects, people, places, countries. things are all game. What would you excise?
Energy, Time, and Pain. Since God's talking with me, I'm taking the chance that there is an afterlife, so after everything is gone all that's left is some flavor of ageless spirits that can experience no pain.
16.) Would you rather have a magical tattoo of an animal or object of your choosing anywhere on your body that came to life// became usuable (after it grew to an enlarged size) or the ability to remember everything you've ever read or heard?
Good, much better. Superpower versus superpower. In this case, the first is inexplicable, the second might actually exist and is more useful- I'd give serious thought to the second, but a controllable ape would rule. Yea, I'd probably go with that, just to mess with people. RUN IT'S THE POO FLINGING APE OF DENVER!!!!
prison city, H-bomb
If they couldn't get out, leave them there. Unless one of them has pissed me off, specifically.
Actually, the plan becomes to lure the shitty politicians all there at the same time, for some speech about the efficacyi of the prison. THEN boom.
18.) Someone rushes past you and out of their pocket falls a $50 bill. By the time you realize what has happened they are 30 feet beyond you. You could probably catch up to them. What do you do?
This shit has occurred, pretty much. I give them their money back.
19.) You are hired by a woman to help her pack up things before she and her family moves to a new house. She sets you up on the top floor of her house all by yourself with a radio, bottle of water and ten standard cardboard boxes filled to the brim with Playboy magazines dating back to before they started putting dates on them all the way up until 1988. She then tells you to repack all of them into new boxes and label them accordingly, and to come down stairs when you are done. What's your strategy for handeling this job?
You are asked to do a mundane task in a boring place by a woman. What do you do?
20.) Would you rather have a very addictive personality (addicted to the pleasure of scratching an itch, sex, masturbation, tastes of certain foods etc.) and greatly enhanced plasure from such things, or *very* bad studdering (can't understand what you are saying) but an amazing talent for playing the guitar?
Bitch leaves my camera
Hmmm... probably complain about it, but then stop complaining. Maybe, maybe, bring it up if she's a bitch later about something similar to make her shut up, but what's gone is gone.
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posted 07-20-2003 02:49 PM
I can't decide whether Icehawk's or my answer to the "erase three things" question is better.
On his side, he ends up as God. But he had to do semantic tricks to get there, like "I remove my lack of a pony" to get a pony.
Plus, God would make him lose. As a DM for years adjucating wish spells, I can solemnly attest to this.
[iI choose to first remove whatever it is stoping me from being able to do whatever I can imagine doing.[/i]
-Nothing is stopping you. Nothing has been removed.
-The fact that you are yourself instead of the entire universe is stopping you. Your awareness becomes infinite, your desires become those of the universe- net game effect: you are dead.
-The fact that you are not a tortured demon with a lifespan of nanoseconds is what is stopping you (etc....)
Second, I choose to remove the ability to remove my choices (wishes, if you will.)
Man, don't ever play in one of my campaigns. You've just crippled YOURSELF. Plus, let's say all this works like you want, and the first thing you do as surrogate God is to make all girls have bigger boobs or something. You could argue that you have just defined a new "state of the universe" and your next "wish", for a really pretty mountain to arise, doesn't work, because it goes against the universe you set up previously.
Lastly, I choose to remove my death. Thus I end up on top with the ability to do whatever I imagine, I can't die, and nobody can reverse these effects. Thanks, God!]
Actually you have a good shot of ending up isolated, miserable, powerless, and frozen in space, facing an eternity of madness and pain.
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posted 07-20-2003 02:49 PM
I'm reading through the questions, and I've got something to ask.
If we choose to lose for 20 years, as opposed to telling our wives we cheated on them, that means we lose EVERYTHING, such as games and bets.
So what would happen if I made a bet that I'd lose a game?
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posted 07-20-2003 03:05 PM
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Originally posted by Porygone:
I'm reading through the questions, and I've got something to ask.
If we choose to lose for 20 years, as opposed to telling our wives we cheated on them, that means we lose EVERYTHING, such as games and bets.
So what would happen if I made a bet that I'd lose a game?
Why would anyone make a bet with someone who predicted that they would lose?If the goal was to lose, then winning would actually be losing (make sense?). So you would be destined to win in that case, but actually you would be losing since the winning scenario would involve losing. Get it?
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posted 07-20-2003 04:34 PM
So then, I basically have to keep betting that I'd lose and I'd end up 'winning' the bets, which means I can break the lose for 20 years thing?
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posted 07-20-2003 04:38 PM
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Originally posted by Porygone:
So then, I basically have to keep betting that I'd lose and I'd end up 'winning' the bets, which means I can break the lose for 20 years thing?
no. If you bet that you'd lose then you'd **be destined to** end up winning, thereby losing.
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posted 07-20-2003 04:42 PM
But then I'd end up winning the thing I said I'd lose at, which means although I lost the bet, I still won the game or whatever I bet I'd lose at.
So either way, I'm still winning?
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posted 07-20-2003 06:45 PM
Either way you win and lose simultaneously.
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posted 07-20-2003 06:57 PM
Whatever is the worst result happens. So if you bet someone $10 at craps, you lose at craps. But if you bet someone else $30 that you will lose at the craps game, then bet $10 at craps, you win at craps for a net loss of $20.
This also means you can't make money in the stock market, I think.
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posted 07-20-2003 11:42 PM
I'll answer the animal one since I don't really have time for the others, plus it sounds the most intersting.
10.)Your name is Damien Twilight. You are an eccentric Scientist. You are altering your genes to give you praeternatural animalistic abilites. You can only splice your DNA with three other organisms without killing yourself. These following organisms available to you each have benefits and weaknesses, none affect your appearance unless specifically stated.
Bat -- Sonar vision enhances hearing 10,000% -- decrease vision 50%, physcial stature diminshed 10%.
Cobra -- Ability to secrete fatal dosages of venom through teeth -- lowers motabolism and blood temperature 50%.
Humming Bird -- increased motablism x 5, heart beat and energy level -- must eat 1/10 body weight in food per day, chace for cardiac arrest (which is not a disease) during lifetime x 4
Gecko -- ability to stick to all surfaces including glass using microscopic hairs on hands and feet -- You are nocturnal by nature ; sunlight hurts you.
Eagle -- vision enhanced x 10 -- bones are hollowed.
Horse -- physical endurance x 4, male genital size very much enlarged -- harbor at least one major mental illness.
Cockroach -- *extreme* resistance to temperature radiation, toxins, disease and harsh environs, smell increased 50% -- lifespan +5%, hearing & taste decreased 20% vision decreased 15%.
Vine -- 60% of energy comes from photosynthesis -- energy level directly proportionate to amount of sunshine exposed to
Shark -- Immunity to cancer, aids and all other human diseases, smell +200% -- always extremely hungry, unrestful sleep.
Tortise -- lifespan x 1.7 -- speed of movement decresed 50%.
Chili pepper -- "hot blood" makes you loathesome to all biting insects (ticks, mosquitoes, flies), increased oxygen carrying hemoglobin means your body has more oxygen utilization i.e. you're more physically fit -- unable to receive blood from any donors.
Octopus -- intelligence x 2, ability to change skin color/patterns instantly to match desired surroundings, regeneration of limbs-- lifespan decreased 50%.
Bearing in mind their respective advantages and disadvantages, which organisms would you choose? Some Combinations appear disadvantageous.
I'll take the Bat, Eagle, and Shark.
All of them work together well to eliminate each other's weaknesses. With the Bat, your vision is decreased 50%, or x1/2, but the eagle increases your vision x10, which leaves you with vision x5. Hey, I'll take that. The bat also makes you 10% smaller (hey, I wouldn't mind being around 5'8" instead of 6'4". doesn't make much difference to me). And I can work around the Shark's weaknesses (there's always food around the house), and if one of the consequences of eating is gaining a bit of weight, the hollowed bones of the eagle make you lighter and possibly easier to exercise as well. With this combination, the 2 weaknesses cancel each other out to maybe make a positive (more physically fit). And the unrestful sleep? Hell, I already don't get much sleep in the first place, and when I do sleep, I usually wake up throughout the night anyway, so it doesn't matter to me.
Therefore these are the advantages and disadvantages I see in this combination:
PROS
Hearing increased 10,000%.
Vision increased 500%.
Smell increased 200%.
Immunity to all human diseases (LOL, yay, no more diabetes for me!!).
Possibly more physically fit.
CONS
Physical size decreased 10%.
Uneasy sleep.
There's many more pro's than con's in this situation, and like I said earlier, the con's don't bother me much at all anyway.
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posted 07-21-2003 01:44 AM
Originally posted by cfalcon:
I can't decide whether Icehawk's or my answer to the "erase three things" question is better.
Mine, obviously. Not that I'm biased or anything...
I can, however defend this. Mine is better, somewhat, in the sense that it is immenselly more creative than your of sticking to the actual removing of things that you know are there (at least in our current state of consciousness). Not to mention, mine brings much more thought into it other than "what are three things I don't like?"
On his side, he ends up as God. But he had to do semantic tricks to get there, like "I remove my lack of a pony" to get a pony.
Creativity, man. Everyone else tried to get rid of stuff, I tried to use my "geting rid of power" to get stuff. Although I will concede that I would definitely need to thouroughly think out the wording so I don't accidentally screw myself over.
Plus, God would make him lose. As a DM for years adjucating wish spells, I can solemnly attest to this.
God already knows what I want to do with the magical wishes I get, so if he wanted me to "lose" then he'll do it any way.
I choose to first remove whatever it is stoping me from being able to do whatever I can imagine doing.
-Nothing is stopping you. Nothing has been removed.
There is something stopping me. For example, the reason I can't levitate my computer at the moment is the fact that my lack of telekinetic abilities is stopping me. I've simply opened this up so that *anything* I want to be able to do is opened. I've just got to remember to put a failsafe in there that'll allow me to make sure I don't fuckup and accidentally remove my spleen or my consciousness just by thinking about it.
-The fact that you are yourself instead of the entire universe is stopping you. Your awareness becomes infinite, your desires become those of the universe- net game effect: you are dead.
If I was the computer, I still wouldn't be able to telekinetically lift it, now would I?
-The fact that you are not a tortured demon with a lifespan of nanoseconds is what is stopping you (etc....)
See, that's why I don't ever die from the third wish (which should probably be my first one, in retrospect.) But I catch your drift. I have to make sure that I'm getting the first situation, not the second.
Second, I choose to remove the ability to remove my choices (wishes, if you will.)
Man, don't ever play in one of my campaigns. You've just crippled YOURSELF.
It's for security. If not, somebody else can get magical powers and become me and be able to reverse all my choices. Better to cut your hand off than stay stuck at the top of a cliff where nobody knows you are at and starve to death. I'm going for complete and total divinity, here. That includes having nobody, not even myself, be able to change that. It's something you've got to live with.
Plus, let's say all this works like you want, and the first thing you do as surrogate God is to make all girls have bigger boobs or something. You could argue that you have just defined a new "state of the universe" and your next "wish", for a really pretty mountain to arise, doesn't work, because it goes against the universe you set up previously.
Nope, because I said *nothing* could remove any of my powers. Meaning that even if I do something that would make it so I don't have them anymore, I still have them. Sort of like the "Can god make a rock so big he can't pick it up?" question. I becmoe God, so yeah, I can pick it up.
Lastly, I choose to remove my death. Thus I end up on top with the ability to do whatever I imagine, I can't die, and nobody can reverse these effects. Thanks, God!
Actually you have a good shot of ending up isolated,
Nah, with my powers I'll be able to create others like myself to keep me company.
miserable,
That's a chance I'll have to take.
powerless,
Already commented on this.
and frozen in space, facing an eternity of madness and pain.
Again, with my ability to do anything, one of the few things I've *not* taken away is my ability to (a) Make myself forget things (such as seeing goatse.cx, but still knowing enough not to go there) (b) Alter my personality to adapt to my newfound powers. Say in 2 or 3 millenia I decide that liking pizza isn't such a great trait? *pop* "Eww, Pizza, that's disgusting!" (c) I lastly have not removed my ability to put my consciousness into a comotose state, essentially working as a death, without actually dying.
Finally, I would also like to add that, with my power to do anything I can imagine, my next steps would be to remove the ability for anyone ever in the universe to become me. Secondly, I'd have to give myself some better defenses (such as, I'm the only one that can affect myself in any way shape or form, unless I choose to allow them to do so.)
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posted 07-22-2003 09:40 PM
This is an awesome topic. I want another topic like this. If anyone wants to make one, I'd be happy to respond with my answers to their questions.
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If these threads only had one question in them, I might read them...otherwise, just assume that I'd pick whatever answer cfalcon doesn't pick.
Then what would be your answer to number 15? (I'm not trying to discredit you, I really want to know.)
1) It’s only a date so I’ll take the girl I’m attracted to. First comes going out with attractive with sex, then attractive girl and no sex and then comes sex with an unattractive girl.
2) Alaska
3) Historical commemoration
4) The girl
5) Depends how much I like this woman.
6) Pass
7) No toes
8) I hate school, so the driver.
9) If I get a TV and Internet, then the island.
10) Pass
11) Save the girl.
12) I’d get raped in the ally, so I’ll loose the 20,000.
13) Adoption.
14) Fly away.
15) Organized religion, ugly girls and pop culture.
16) Photo memory
17) Question is too vague. I’ll pass.
18) Right now I’d give it back, if I needed money I’d keep it.
19) I’d do the job right and I’d look through most of the magazines.
20) pass
I’d make tiffany buy me a new one.
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