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Anthrax
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Pony

Idiot Something Contest

Tracy In Red

Closest Something Wins

Fallout Shelters

Furthest Away Something Totally Loses

Jay

Post Something That's Not A Number

I Cannot Stress How Much It Annoys Me When People Don't Follow The Rules

Milennium Falcon

Please Refrain From Being Funny

Stryper

Escher Google

Handprint

Chaka

'Dangerous'

Low Art

Home Theater

A Danish Stamp

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Twinkle
I'm feeling fat and sassy~!
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Not a pipe.

Alternatively, "La trahison des images", by RenÚ Magritte.

[ 07-06-2003, 04:29 AM: Message edited by: Twinkle ]

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Hich loch faauto noxlattoyen.

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PowerAngelic
I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was...
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87

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It's about Power.

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cfalcon
OLDNBLD
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Did you read? Post a thing, not a number. There is a losing thing and a winning thing, if I read Anthraxese correctly.

My thing is:

The Dada movement

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Subject: Ninja and Opensource

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Anthrax
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
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Brayze
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Decorative Glass Jars Full of Pasta
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Ikuse
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My brain floating in a solution of mountain dew and the blood of 1000 virgins.
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Donald
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The volleyball from Cast Away
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pkthunder
I look like your mom.
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Days of Thunder
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Rolken
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Roxette
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crowN
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How do I play? [Frown] [Embarrassed]

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http://profiles.myspace.com/users/Krivanka

^___^;;

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Coxy
Hulkamania has run wild over me.
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The King of Red Lions.

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I love nintendolover, but only in a strictly platonic sense.

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Clicky Pensi
Captain Fag of the Fags from Planet Fag
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French vanilla coffee.

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Chumble spuzz.

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Fire.

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Piss off not the kittens, lest they claw your balls off.

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Wintermute
My custom title sucks.
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Triple C
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tape measure
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Fenix
I live in a public bathroom.
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Fleshlight.

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life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery

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ceoalex316
Time for the flaming leprosy party
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A Tree.

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Maximum Penetration Industries.

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Ferquin
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"Persistence of Memory" by Salvador Dali, 1931

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Ferquin N.C. Root
The Ferquinarium

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Psybro
Half Psyduck. Half Slowbro. All cop.
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Nicolo Machiavelli's jock strap
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Thomas
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Christopher Walken
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Uiru
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Nerd girls with glasses.
~Uiru

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TIDUDSOFIEIHUGHEXXXC: "maybe he will let you touch his blow up do"

AFRO NOOOOOOO!!!

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moogleman
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People who call my mom a milf.
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Atma
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Naked horny catgirl

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"My name is Atma...
I am pure energy... and as ancient as the cosmos.
Forgotten in the river of time...
I've had an eternity to ponder the meaning of things...
And now I have an answer..."

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MK
is somewhat large.
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Kerrigan
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Fluorine
SMELLY BUTT
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Not a number, eh?

1/0

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ReturnofNumeroUno
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Ramms+ein

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Ich Liebe NintendoLover

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Psybro
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quote:
Originally posted by Fluorine:
plz ban me for trying to be a smartarse

oic
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Fluorine
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I was referring to the NaN (Not a Number) pattern for float values, that is produced by operations that cannot yield a number.

Of course I forgot that there was also an +/- overflow value and that 1/0 would not return NaN but infinity, but fortunately infinity isn't a number either so I am safe.

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Psybro
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English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?
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PikaBlade
I AM A GIRL
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box of drunken weasels

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~*Pikablade*~
"Truly, if there is evil in the world, it lies within the hearts of mankind." -Tales of Phantasia

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Donald
Bob the Builder
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quote:
Originally posted by Psybro:
English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?

He's a CANADIAN Frenchman.
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The Muffin King
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I'm ripping off of this because I think this is what inspiered the topic:

I mean, goldfish lamp wallpaper skeleton in my Bavarian Star or what? Flowers mirror computer Smurfs every time Moses flies playing cards in or around Paris.

[ 07-04-2003, 07:44 PM: Message edited by: The Muffin King ]

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Sonuis
Sonius
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DAI YAM A BEARDED LAIDY [This Guy]
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NOBODY IMPORTANT
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One pet lightning firew­rk (a firew­rk that sends ­ff lightning every time it is set ­ff.)

T­ insure that the pet firew­rk gets thr­ugh security, y­u must perf­rm the "D­pler Radar 40000 Indian Aztec Sn­w Dance" at the same time y­u are sh­uting ­ut the tw­ c­nfusing sentences previ­usly menti­ned and writing them d­wn ­n a titanium-reinf­rced b­x that y­u will be shipping af­rementi­ned firew­rks in.

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PeePants
Remember me?
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WELCOME TO THE END OF THE COMPUTER AGE
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GenyaA310
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quote:
Originally posted by Psybro:
English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?

Pulp Fiction is the greatest movie ever.

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You and I have a rendevous with destiny. We can secure for ourselves this, the last best hope that man has to offer or the first steps into a thousand years of darkness. Ronald Reagan

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Mr.E
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I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!

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MickHale18: nevermind, I'll pull out for a second
MickHale18: *pulls out finger*

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I'm gonna go with "Closest Something".

EDIT: I sincerely hope that's not funny.

[ 07-05-2003, 04:44 AM: Message edited by: 137 ]

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Zerot
I pay schoolgirls to verbally abuse me.
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Paranoid androids.
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Rubber Glowing Flamingo
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Raspberry Heaven.
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Jman
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quote:
Nearly everyone who posts at this board:

I used to be a Pokemon playing fag.

Now I'm just a fag.

Do I win?
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Mere Scrub
Orangutan Spouse
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Dancing bananas

[PBJ Time!]

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Anthrax
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blue blue blue oyster
blue blue blue oyster
blue blue blue oyster
oyster poisoning

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Slade_64
chipmunk pr0n author
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glowing condoms

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Bucket.

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Anthrax
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"But surely this one is different," said Helmsley.
"To an extent yes, a few more functions, a different shade of orange, a carrying handle, but nothing particularly major."
Nora interjected after being silent for a few minutes, "Nothing major? It has its own power source, it revolutionalizes the entire system, schedules would have to be completely redone. Pathways would have to be reset and rebuilt. Don't you tell me nothing particularly major."
Coracle glanced at Nora as if to say "For God's sake be quiet you silly twit." He continued, "While our dear Nora may be taken slightly aback at the upgrades, I assure all of you that there will be no need to reset the pathways or reschedule the, er, schedules."
"Hmm, I'm not really sure about this, Coracle. I mean, a carrying handle? Why on Earth?" asked Carbonate.
"People, please. We all know that the population has always been averse to change. We all know that they fear things that are new and complex. But surely we also must realize that the population will latch onto something if it is truly proven to improve whatever minor part of their life that could use improving."
All the eyes in the room turned to old Nigel, who up until now had been almost invisible to the people in the room.
Coracle beamed, "Yes! Thank you Nigel, at least another one of us realizes that this won't bring about the fall of mankind."
"But," Nigel continued, "if a product is perceived to be not useful, or only useful at some times, the population will never demand it, let anlone recognize its existance. And the graveyard of failed ideas is a very large field indeed."
"So are you suggesting we go along with this?" asked Carbonate. "Coracle has forgotten to mention that one of the 'slight changes' is an engine that runs off a very deadly poison which has the ability to be transmitted through air."
Coracle was about to assure Carbonate that the seal to the fuel tank is unopenable by means other than the fuel syringe, but he was cut off when Mr. Tuesday bolted into the room and started mauling Nigel.

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Sonius
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Take that you dinosaur!
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The Fox Network

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You and I have a rendevous with destiny. We can secure for ourselves this, the last best hope that man has to offer or the first steps into a thousand years of darkness. Ronald Reagan

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Psybro
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quote:
Originally posted by Anthrax:
"But surely this one is different," said Helmsley.
"To an extent yes, a few more functions, a different shade of orange, a carrying handle, but nothing particularly major."
Nora interjected after being silent for a few minutes, "Nothing major? It has its own power source, it revolutionalizes the entire system, schedules would have to be completely redone. Pathways would have to be reset and rebuilt. Don't you tell me nothing particularly major."
Coracle glanced at Nora as if to say "For God's sake be quiet you silly twit." He continued, "While our dear Nora may be taken slightly aback at the upgrades, I assure all of you that there will be no need to reset the pathways or reschedule the, er, schedules."
"Hmm, I'm not really sure about this, Coracle. I mean, a carrying handle? Why on Earth?" asked Carbonate.
"People, please. We all know that the population has always been averse to change. We all know that they fear things that are new and complex. But surely we also must realize that the population will latch onto something if it is truly proven to improve whatever minor part of their life that could use improving."
All the eyes in the room turned to old Nigel, who up until now had been almost invisible to the people in the room.
Coracle beamed, "Yes! Thank you Nigel, at least another one of us realizes that this won't bring about the fall of mankind."
"But," Nigel continued, "if a product is perceived to be not useful, or only useful at some times, the population will never demand it, let anlone recognize its existance. And the graveyard of failed ideas is a very large field indeed."
"So are you suggesting we go along with this?" asked Carbonate. "Coracle has forgotten to mention that one of the 'slight changes' is an engine that runs off a very deadly poison which has the ability to be transmitted through air."
Coracle was about to assure Carbonate that the seal to the fuel tank is unopenable by means other than the fuel syringe, but he was cut off when Mr. Tuesday bolted into the room and started mauling Nigel.

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