posted 07-04-2003 05:53 PM                    

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Originally posted by Fluorine:
plz ban me for trying to be a smartarse

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posted 07-04-2003 06:52 PM                 

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Originally posted by Psybro:
English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?

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posted 07-05-2003 03:27 AM                    

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Originally posted by Psybro:
English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?

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posted 07-06-2003 01:45 PM                      

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Nearly everyone who posts at this board:

I used to be a Pokemon playing fag.

Now I'm just a fag.

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posted 07-08-2003 01:11 PM                    

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Originally posted by Anthrax:
"But surely this one is different," said Helmsley.
"To an extent yes, a few more functions, a different shade of orange, a carrying handle, but nothing particularly major."
Nora interjected after being silent for a few minutes, "Nothing major? It has its own power source, it revolutionalizes the entire system, schedules would have to be completely redone. Pathways would have to be reset and rebuilt. Don't you tell me nothing particularly major."
Coracle glanced at Nora as if to say "For God's sake be quiet you silly twit." He continued, "While our dear Nora may be taken slightly aback at the upgrades, I assure all of you that there will be no need to reset the pathways or reschedule the, er, schedules."
"Hmm, I'm not really sure about this, Coracle. I mean, a carrying handle? Why on Earth?" asked Carbonate.
"People, please. We all know that the population has always been averse to change. We all know that they fear things that are new and complex. But surely we also must realize that the population will latch onto something if it is truly proven to improve whatever minor part of their life that could use improving."
All the eyes in the room turned to old Nigel, who up until now had been almost invisible to the people in the room.
Coracle beamed, "Yes! Thank you Nigel, at least another one of us realizes that this won't bring about the fall of mankind."
"But," Nigel continued, "if a product is perceived to be not useful, or only useful at some times, the population will never demand it, let anlone recognize its existance. And the graveyard of failed ideas is a very large field indeed."
"So are you suggesting we go along with this?" asked Carbonate. "Coracle has forgotten to mention that one of the 'slight changes' is an engine that runs off a very deadly poison which has the ability to be transmitted through air."
Coracle was about to assure Carbonate that the seal to the fuel tank is unopenable by means other than the fuel syringe, but he was cut off when Mr. Tuesday bolted into the room and started mauling Nigel.

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