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ceoalex316
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posted 07-02-2003 01:37 AM      Profile for ceoalex316     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Nah, not really. I just don't feel like making the topic title describe what you will get in my post. This might start some spin-off threads, but then this thread will have failed in achieving its goal of breaking the unspoken law of AH society. If everyone starts making posts with topic sentences that don’t match then that will be the new social law, which my thread didn’t break. Oh well.

Real topic starts here: When I get bored online I go and harass girls on yahoo pool (but only the ones with a picture in their profile) and create retarded topics on AH. What do you do when you get bored online?

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dr.steelix
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posted 07-02-2003 01:50 AM      Profile for dr.steelix     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Well first of all, I don't see the difference between being bored online and offline, and I am bored when I don't have anything that I want to do, and if I don't have anything that I want to do, I naturally just sit in my chair or lie in bed.

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Slade_64
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posted 07-02-2003 01:59 AM      Profile for Slade_64   Email Slade_64   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by ceoalex316:
When I get bored online I go and harass girls on yahoo pool...

Really? You may have seen me there before then. So far I've gotten several webcam flashes and a good number of pics. I'm surprised what they are willing to do in a pool chat room...

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veloS
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posted 07-02-2003 04:50 AM      Profile for veloS     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Funny enough, I ONLY watch internet pr0n when I'm bored.

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PKMN Master FRAZZE
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posted 07-02-2003 07:09 AM      Profile for PKMN Master FRAZZE     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by veloS:
Funny enough, I ONLY watch internet pr0n when I'm bored.

Yeah, and then you jack off and swallow your seed.

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What's the use of the truth if you can't tell a lie?

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IceHawk78
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posted 07-02-2003 08:39 AM      Profile for IceHawk78   Author's Homepage   Email IceHawk78   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by PKMN Master FRAZZE:
Yeah, and then you jack off and swallow your seed.

What's your point? If he likes it, then don't rap it 'til you've tried it.
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Rolken
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posted 07-02-2003 08:45 AM      Profile for Rolken   Author's Homepage   Email Rolken   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by ceoalex316:
When I get bored online I go and harass girls on yahoo pool (but only the ones with a picture in their profile) and create retarded topics on AH.

You seem to be bored a lot.
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Dweedle
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posted 07-02-2003 11:48 AM      Profile for Dweedle   Email Dweedle   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
When I get bored I sign off and proceed to go out with friends

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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune

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EspeonNidoking
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posted 07-02-2003 12:47 PM      Profile for EspeonNidoking   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Dweedle:
When I get bored I sign off and proceed to go out with friends

yup.

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ceoalex316
Time for the flaming leprosy party
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posted 07-02-2003 01:27 PM      Profile for ceoalex316     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
What if it’s 1 AM in the morning? [Trash Bear]

[ 07-02-2003, 01:27 PM: Message edited by: ceoalex316 ]

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Ikuse
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posted 07-02-2003 01:56 PM      Profile for Ikuse   Author's Homepage   Email Ikuse   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by EspeonNidoking:
quote:
Originally posted by Dweedle:
When I get bored I sign off and proceed to go out with friends

warcraft3.

From: In my pants. | Registered: Aug 2002  |  IP: Logged
Boodabonzi
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posted 07-02-2003 02:11 PM      Profile for Boodabonzi   Email Boodabonzi   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
way to go with the originality there chippy

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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Ikuse
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posted 07-02-2003 02:45 PM      Profile for Ikuse   Author's Homepage   Email Ikuse   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
First legitimate text replacement of EN on my part there. also, i am not a chippy
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The Muffin King
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posted 07-02-2003 04:32 PM      Profile for The Muffin King   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by ceoalex316:
What if it’s 1 AM in the morning? [Trash Bear]

Go to bed you fucking vampire.
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Artie Cuno
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posted 07-02-2003 11:36 PM      Profile for Artie Cuno     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Heck, I never sign off until after 2 AM XD *VAMPYRE*

And as for the boredom thing: The Sims. Sephiroth and Cloud sims fucking in a dressing room= hilarious.

Zack and Yami Bakura sims doing the same thing= WRONG. That's what I get for leaving them alone together with Free Will enabled XD

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Rolken
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posted 07-02-2003 11:58 PM      Profile for Rolken   Author's Homepage   Email Rolken   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Sephiroth and Cloud sims fucking in a dressing room= hilarious.

What's the deal with this? It seems like every FF girlie dreams of Cloud and Sephie nude. I didn't think gay guys were hot.

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Artie Cuno
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posted 07-03-2003 12:12 AM      Profile for Artie Cuno     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Sephiroth= the hottest guy in FFVII.
Cloud= has an obsession with Sephi that is FAR from healthy. Come on now.

And it's the personality meshing I find amusing, not the actual boinking.

...That was just an added bonus. [Big Grin] [PBJ Time!] [Big Grin] [PBJ Time!] [Big Grin]

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Rolken
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posted 07-03-2003 01:35 AM      Profile for Rolken   Author's Homepage   Email Rolken   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Come on, they're both too psychotic to even worry about sex. I mean, fifty hours and Tifa's top stays on the whole time.
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Ikuse
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posted 07-03-2003 12:26 PM      Profile for Ikuse   Author's Homepage   Email Ikuse   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
As far as what you see, it doesn't... *drool*
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