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posted 05-06-2003 03:23 AM      Profile for Pornbot   Author's Homepage   Email Pornbot   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
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Pornbot
I AM A GAY FAGGOT GAY

Not that I don't like you anymore...

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I love cake.

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Boodabonzi
like a virgin
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I'm in great shape and I much prefer fruit salad to cake.

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Dweedle
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I like ice cream cake the best, although a good apple pie blows any cake out of the water.

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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune

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Boodabonzi
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now that I think about it Mr. Kipling does make exceedingly good cakes

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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moogleman
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Mmmm....cakefat....
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I like lemon cakes. Lemon ice cream cakes are exceedingly better.

Someday, I must try a Baked Alaska.

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Fatty Fat Fat Fat.

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Remember folks theres no "I" in "Orgy". Now ask yourself "Are you a team player"?

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posted 05-07-2003 09:28 PM      Profile for TeLeFonE   Email TeLeFonE   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
yeah, what about pie?

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quote:
Originally posted by Boodabonzi:
now that I think about it Mr. Kipling does make exceedingly good cakes

Damn straight.

Although Signature Range's mince pies are better.

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Are they an ozzy thing?
Because I hadn't heard of them so I checked at Sainsbury's and came up wanting.
Could you paypal me some?

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mmmmmm pie
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I ingested antibacterial soap to see if it would kill the things living in my stomach.

I can't tell if it's working yet.

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quote:
Originally posted by Rolken:
I ingested antibacterial soap to see if it would kill the things living in my stomach.

I can't tell if it's working yet.

Dude, you NEED those things.
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quote:
Originally posted by Rolken:
I ingested antibacterial soap to see if it would kill the things living in my stomach.

I can't tell if it's working yet.

Way to give yourself the screaming-ass shits, homie. :thumbsup:
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just top 'em up with a yakult

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Coxy
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quote:
Originally posted by Boodabonzi:
Are they an ozzy thing?
Because I hadn't heard of them so I checked at Sainsbury's and came up wanting.
Could you paypal me some?

Yeah.
Yes, but you'll have to wait until next Christmas, or you could just try to find out who actually makes them before they get repackaged as SR.

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quote:
Originally posted by Rolken:
I ingested antibacterial soap to see if it would kill the things living in my stomach.

I can't tell if it's working yet.

Yummy.

GOODJOB!

The Korean War took place during the Holocene epoch of the Quarternary period of the Cenozoic era. The war was fought between North Korea, South Korea, West Korea, and sharks. The North Koreans were communists who were trying to take over South Korea and turn it into a giant communist amusement park. The South Koreans were a bunch of computer nerds that played Starcraft and Diablo II all day, so they were oblivious to their impending doom. The West Koreans had just defeated the East Koreans in a brutal gang war, creating New West Korea. They wanted South Korea for themselves and thus had to fight off the North Koreans. Sharks hate Koreans.

In the first few days of the war, West Korea sank into the ocean and was never heard from again. It is believed sharks detonated a nuclear device under West Korea, causing it to disappear beneath the waves. The world looked on as sharks gained a foothold in the Korean War.

As North Korea built their huge army and weapons factories, the South Koreans built huge armies of zerglings and firebats. Unfortunately zerglings and firebats were only theoretical at this time and could not be built anywhere other than a computer. The South Koreans, armed only with their keyboards and humorous emoticons, suffered vicious losses at the hands of the communist pinko North Koreans.

During the middle years of the war, it was unclear who would be the victor of this war. The United States watched and waited to see who would be the victors before finally allying themselves with North Korea. The Combined force of the US and North Korea was too much for South Korea, the entire population of South Korea was killed off in two days.

With North Korea victorious, they set their sights on their final remaining foe, sharks. Platoons of American and North Korean soldiers would stand on the beach madly firing into the surf, but it was no use. Boats were not to be invented until 50 years later, and fishing rods 100 years after that. The North Koreans grew paranoid, knowing that their entire country was surrounded by their only natural predator.

During this time sharks were building the most terrible device ever to grace the Earth: the Funny Car. With Funny Cars sharks would be able to drive on land and run over all Koreans in their path.

On March 14th, 1832, the first Funny Car emerged from the depths onto the beaches of North Korea. The North Korean soldiers looked on in fear as it was followed by hundreds of thousands more. In the ensuing panic a young North Korean soldier fired at one of the Funny Cars and killed its shark driver. This was the first and only shark casualty in the entire Korean War. Seeing one of their comrades slain, the Funny Car sharks were filled with a boiling rage, and laid waste to the entire continent of Korea. North Korea had no defences against such a weapon, and they were massacred. Millions of Koreans and thousands of American soldiers were flattened under the tires of the terrible Funny Cars. To this day Korea is nothing but a barren wasteland of tire marks.

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quote:
Originally posted by Psybro:
quote:
Originally posted by Rolken:
I ingested antibacterial soap to see if it would kill the things living in my stomach.

I can't tell if it's working yet.

Dude, you NEED those things.
Don't seem to.

Experiment > Theory

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I like chocolate meringue pie. Also, hot apple pie with Vanilla Ice Cream. Also, my money is on the sharks.

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