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Charmeleon42
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posted 05-05-2003 02:56 AM      Profile for Charmeleon42   Author's Homepage   Email Charmeleon42   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
If you could invent your own gender, what would it be and what would it do?

EDIT: A one line post doesn't bode well with my title and formatting. A lengthining is in order.

For good measure.

[ 05-05-2003, 02:58 AM: Message edited by: Charmeleon42 ]

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AnnieKat
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posted 05-05-2003 10:37 PM      Profile for AnnieKat   Author's Homepage   Email AnnieKat   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Uh... Jews?

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MK
is somewhat large.
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Ok, how about trestio and trestia. Trestios look just like human males and Trestias look just like human females except that they don't use sexual intercourse to reproduce. They reproduce asexually. Every so many years they split in half and divide.
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veloS
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posted 05-06-2003 04:18 AM      Profile for veloS     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by MK:
Ok, how about trestio and trestia. Trestios look just like human males and Trestias look just like human females except that they don't use sexual intercourse to reproduce. They reproduce asexually. Every so many years they split in half and divide.

OMG... only you could come up with genders that will be VIRGIN 4 LIFE!!! Or did I just give YOU a spoiler?

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Automaton
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posted 05-06-2003 07:02 AM      Profile for Automaton   Author's Homepage   Email Automaton   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by MK:
Ok, how about trestio and trestia. Trestios look just like human males and Trestias look just like human females except that they don't use sexual intercourse to reproduce. They reproduce asexually. Every so many years they split in half and divide.

YAH CUZ THIS WAY THEY WON'T GET GERMS!!
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Porygone
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posted 05-06-2003 08:45 AM      Profile for Porygone   Email Porygone   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by MK:
They reproduce asexually. Every so many years they split in half and divide.

That sounds kinda painful.

And wouldn't it be kinda boring due to lack of variety?

[ 05-06-2003, 08:47 AM: Message edited by: Porygone ]

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Psybro
Half Psyduck. Half Slowbro. All cop.
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posted 05-06-2003 11:48 AM      Profile for Psybro   Email Psybro   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Is it a new kind of gender if I slit her throat at the point of climax?
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MK
is somewhat large.
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quote:
Originally posted by Psybro:
Is it a new kind of gender if I slit her throat at the point of climax?

I think that'd be like a reverse praying mantis so, yeah that counts as a new one...
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Barrierd
I have a colony of shrimp living in my bladder
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posted 05-06-2003 02:39 PM      Profile for Barrierd   Email Barrierd   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Also what is the point of having two genders if they don't even need to interact. Seems redundant.

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Zerot
I pay schoolgirls to verbally abuse me.
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posted 05-06-2003 05:29 PM      Profile for Zerot   Author's Homepage   Email Zerot   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Some prokaryots have upwards of 6 or 7 seperate genders.
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Barrierd
I have a colony of shrimp living in my bladder
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posted 05-07-2003 03:22 PM      Profile for Barrierd   Email Barrierd   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
And they're still calling them "genders"? What do the different genders entail in those species? I must need a new definition of "gender" because I thought:

2. Sexual identity, especially in relation to society or culture.
a. The condition of being female or male; sex.
b. Females or males considered as a group: expressions used by one gender.


(from dictionary.com)

If you'd like to answer, that would be good for my learning.

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DrFuko
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quote:
Originally posted by Barrierd:
Also what is the point of having two genders if they don't even need to interact. Seems redundant.

SO 1 GENDER STAYS IN THE HOUSE AND DOES THE COOKING AND ALL THAT BORING SHIT WHILE THE OTHER ONE GOES OUT TO DRINK BEER AND BOWL AND THEN COMES BACK AND BEETS UP THE OTHER GENDER , DUH!

quote:
Originally posted by MK:
Ok, how about trestio and trestia. Trestios look just like human males and Trestias look just like human females except that they don't use sexual intercourse to reproduce. They reproduce asexually. Every so many years they split in half and divide.

Can they at least masturbate frequently?

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Noone expects.... THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!

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Fractyl
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I've always thought it would be neat if someone looked like a woman, you know, it the long hair and the boobs and everything. Then you look down and WHAM!

a penis

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I pretty much agree with Fractyl. -- Porygone

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Manuel Calavera
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posted 05-12-2003 07:47 AM      Profile for Manuel Calavera     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Fact 1: The penis is an extended form of the clitoris

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DrFuko
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quote:
Originally posted by Manuel Calavera:
Fact 1: The penis is an extended form of the clitoris

WRONG! The clitoris is actually a residual penis.

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Noone expects.... THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!

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