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10,000Lb.Snorlax
loves long time.
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posted 05-02-2003 09:27 PM $Profile for 10,000Lb.Snorlax$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I have always wanted to be a very large wolf - like 10 feet tall at the shoulders. If I was a big wolf I could run really fast and swallow people in less than five bites. My teeth would be really big, too and I wouldn't get cold in the winter because I would have a fur coat. I might get fleas and ticks, though. I *despise* ticks.

I think Mr. K would be a Mexican desert lizard with a slithery tongue. I think SC would be a kangaroo with boxing gloves. I think Anthraw would be a pony. And I think that cFalcon would be an eagle. Biffster would be an ostrich. And all the Asian people would be Panda bears or japanese beetles. Also NintendoLover would be Mario.

What animal would you be/why?

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Anthrax
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posted 05-02-2003 09:31 PM $Profile for Anthrax$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Anthrax$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

i'm not no goddamn pony

furry

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She told The Associated Press she first realized her son was mentally ill in 1996 when he killed her oldest child, a 25-year-old woman who suffered from cerebral palsy, by beating her with a dumbbell.

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Mentar the Malady Monkey
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posted 05-02-2003 09:44 PM $Profile for Mentar the Malady Monkey$ $Email Mentar the Malady Monkey$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I'd be a camel spider.

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Charmeleon42
Date Rapist
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Donald
Bob the Builder
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posted 05-02-2003 09:59 PM $Profile for Donald$ $Email Donald$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

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Ognob
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ceoalex316
Time for the flaming leprosy party
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quote:
Originally posted by 10,000Lb.Snorlax:
Also NintendoLover would be Mario.

What animal would you be/why?

Mario /= Animal.

I'd be a Lion, cuz they sleep 20 hours a day. Other than that I'd be a cheetah.

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IceHawk78
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posted 05-02-2003 11:11 PM $Profile for IceHawk78$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email IceHawk78$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

The guy who posted right above me:

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Dragonite21
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Sloth

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Mr.E
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posted 05-03-2003 03:20 AM $Profile for Mr.E$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

The Motherfucking King of Motherfucking Karp, yo.

Also then I could turn into a big dragon and use my scaree DRAGON RAGE OMG RUNNN!!!!!!1!!1111222ONEONE attack. Or something.

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Boodabonzi
like a virgin
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posted 05-03-2003 06:12 AM $Profile for Boodabonzi$ $Email Boodabonzi$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Lepoard Seal, they eat the other seals for breakfast. Any of you say you'd be an orca I aint gonna be happy.

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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PikaBlade
I AM A GIRL
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posted 05-03-2003 08:34 AM $Profile for PikaBlade$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email PikaBlade$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

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~*Pikablade*~
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LanderZRPG
Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, lads!
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posted 05-03-2003 10:40 AM $Profile for LanderZRPG$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Pikablade beat me to it [Frown]

lol.

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Ferquin
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posted 05-03-2003 02:00 PM $Profile for Ferquin$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Ferquin$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I'd be a Snorlax if they existed. But since they don't, I guess I'd be lazy-ass cat like Garfield. And Snorlax sorta looks like a gigantic fat cat too.

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The Ferquinarium

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ThaMasta
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posted 05-03-2003 02:08 PM $Profile for ThaMasta$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email ThaMasta$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

A big hard black bull. Don't know why, i have always thought they were pretty cool.

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Fenix
I live in a public bathroom.
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posted 05-03-2003 06:33 PM $Profile for Fenix$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Fenix$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

A white tiger.

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The Muffin King
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Zerot
I pay schoolgirls to verbally abuse me.
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posted 05-03-2003 09:33 PM $Profile for Zerot$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Zerot$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

My friends say I look like a possum.

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Cloud9x
Estelle Getty
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posted 05-03-2003 11:24 PM $Profile for Cloud9x$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Cloud9x$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

comedy domu-kun.. damn it.

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Porygone
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posted 05-04-2003 09:16 AM $Profile for Porygone$ $Email Porygone$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

A cat of some sort. Most likely a tiger.

I enjoy laying around the house and sleeping. While sleeping, I supposedly snore. Friends claim the stores sound a bit like a cat's purring.

When happy, I occasionally make purring sounds. When pissed off, I have been known to growl/hiss.

I tend to avoid water, but will enjoy an occasional dip in the pool (no public pools - people pee and masturbate in those things).

I drink milk far more often than water.

I've been known to wear cat ears (tiger) around the house and at gatherings. I have a tail, but my cousin borrowed it and she's yet to return it. I also have several cat toys, most noticably a catnip I carry around as a good luck charm and portable toy (the fun of a Game Boy without needing batteries!).

Due to pure laziness, my nails tend to grow a bit longer than most guys.

I have a thing for catgirls.

I eventually plan to get stripes tatooed onto my cheeks (the sides of my face, not THOSE cheeks!).

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Sonuis
Sonius
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posted 05-04-2003 11:11 AM $Profile for Sonuis$ $Email Sonuis$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by 10,000Lb.Snorlax:
I have always wanted to be a very large wolf - like 10 feet tall at the shoulders. If I was a big wolf I could run really fast and swallow people in less than five bites. My teeth would be really big, too and I wouldn't get cold in the winter because I would have a fur coat. I might get fleas and ticks, though. I *despise* ticks.

Also, what would all of the Frenchies be?

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Donald
Bob the Builder
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posted 05-04-2003 11:52 AM $Profile for Donald$ $Email Donald$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Scaredy-cats or monkeys.

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137
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HAHA no way. Monkeys are cool.

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10,000Lb.Snorlax
loves long time.
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posted 05-04-2003 12:41 PM $Profile for 10,000Lb.Snorlax$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Sonuis:
Also, what would all of the Frenchies be?

They would be those dogs from the "Ducktales" city of Duckburg. You know -- the Plutoish looking Disney idea of a dog? The Beagle Boys in Ducktales are also these dog-like people.

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Dark_Herakurosu
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posted 05-04-2003 10:56 PM $Profile for Dark_Herakurosu$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Dark_Herakurosu$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I'd be a tall, black w/ grey raccoon wearing a trenchcoat. That's usually what I go by in furry etc. Merf.

Also; why don't I have a custom title?

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veloS
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1 Stone eagle
2 White Shark
3 Velociraptor
4 My cat
5 Primeape

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Psybro
Half Psyduck. Half Slowbro. All cop.
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posted 05-05-2003 02:29 PM $Profile for Psybro$ $Email Psybro$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

im a raven

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AnnieKat
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posted 05-05-2003 02:33 PM $Profile for AnnieKat$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email AnnieKat$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

*drily* I think my animal likeness is a little obvious... but in case anyone can't figure it out, I'd be a cat. A medium-sized black cat with one white foot and a white tail-tip. I'd also have really sharp claws. [Smile]

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Anthrax, will you marry me?

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Anthrax
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posted 05-05-2003 03:13 PM $Profile for Anthrax$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Anthrax$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

you are all banned

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EspeonNidoking
warcraft 3
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posted 05-05-2003 05:23 PM $Profile for EspeonNidoking$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

warcraft 3

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veloS
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posted 05-06-2003 03:57 AM $Profile for veloS$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

EN... Why? For the love of God; why?

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Pornbot
I AM A GAY FAGGOT GAY
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posted 05-06-2003 09:13 AM $Profile for Pornbot$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Pornbot$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I AINT NO FUCKIN FURRY YA HEAR

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