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Topic: I lost my virginity today.

Corrupt
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posted 04-29-2003 11:26 AM $Profile for Corrupt$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

btw who the fuk's gimmick account is "nintendolover" it's getting old.

My gf is [Cool]

we've been goin out for three years, neither of us come into the ugly category as much as u may believe otherwise

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Psybro
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posted 04-29-2003 12:53 PM $Profile for Psybro$ $Email Psybro$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Land und Leute:
Imagine someone you totally want, going all over you... running their tongue all over you... rubbing against you in all the right places... up and down... front and back... all over the place... And then she (or he) would start going... first slowly, then gradually quicker... and quicker... and quicker... and just when you are about to..... she (or he) would stop... And tease you some more... And just when you were about to..... she would stop. And all this time, you were totally helpless to do anything about it. Wahaha.

Jesus Christ, that would SUCK

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Boodabonzi
like a virgin
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posted 04-29-2003 02:48 PM $Profile for Boodabonzi$ $Email Boodabonzi$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I'd intentionally try to get my fella to spew all over the bitch as soon as possible so she could get it into her head that her bouncing around on top of me while I read the Beano is just as good.

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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Dweedle
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posted 04-29-2003 06:01 PM $Profile for Dweedle$ $Email Dweedle$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by starCaliber:
lolling

for some reason I lolled more at this than at what he was in fact lolling at

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Knight
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posted 04-29-2003 06:12 PM $Profile for Knight$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Land und Leute:
Imagine someone you totally want, going all over you... running their tongue all over you... rubbing against you in all the right places... up and down... front and back... all over the place... And then she (or he) would start going... first slowly, then gradually quicker... and quicker... and quicker... and just when you are about to..... she (or he) would stop... And tease you some more... And just when you were about to..... she would stop. And all this time, you were totally helpless to do anything about it. Wahaha.

And I hope she doesn't defecate on me. Ewwwww...

EDIT: Typo, again.[/QB]

This made me think about the thread where jumpman(?) fantasized about sabrina using her psychic powers to stall your orgasm.

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HolyOmeganAngel
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posted 05-02-2003 11:12 PM $Profile for HolyOmeganAngel$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email HolyOmeganAngel$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

*received his driving permit tuesday...it was a sure sign that God hates all small animals that may be on or near the road*

*went driving today and nearly hit a duck ;[...ducks are k00l!30z so i felt bad [Frown]

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Thomaz
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posted 05-03-2003 04:13 PM $Profile for Thomaz$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Thomaz$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I am a GREAT PERSON [Big Grin]

quote:
You know, I haven't had a kiss either... I'm eight-fucking-teen year old.

I have realised that there is no hope for me. That's why I have completely given up on girls, instead I play videogames and masturbate to Krystal hentai three-four times a day to stop the pain in my heart.

/me does not really agree, I mean I'm 17, thus I still have a chance (if I put my lense in again, I have a better chance [Wink]

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Nothing.

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Knight
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posted 05-03-2003 05:04 PM $Profile for Knight$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Seriously guys, lordy had a girlfriend and if lordy can get a girlfriend anyone can have a girlfriend.

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Dav1dL
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posted 05-03-2003 05:45 PM $Profile for Dav1dL$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

As long as you don't post his pic, it's cool.

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Never argue with an idiot, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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moogleman
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posted 05-03-2003 08:59 PM $Profile for moogleman$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I think you should post it. Nostalgic.

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Psybro
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posted 05-04-2003 11:57 AM $Profile for Psybro$ $Email Psybro$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Knight:
Seriously guys, lordy had a girlfriend and if lordy can get a girlfriend anyone can have a girlfriend.

that's a lie

that is GODDAMN LIE

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Pornbot
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posted 05-06-2003 08:11 PM $Profile for Pornbot$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Pornbot$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Not to ruin the moment or anything but...

Where did you stash the corpse?

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MK
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posted 05-06-2003 09:17 PM $Profile for MK$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Pornbot, Land und Leute isn't one of those reverse praying manti that Psybro invented...

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Pornbot
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posted 05-07-2003 08:20 PM $Profile for Pornbot$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Pornbot$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

No, I ask because I usually huck em' in a dumpster behind IHOP, I have my fingerprints burned off so they can't track me.

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SDShamshel
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posted 05-08-2003 11:08 AM $Profile for SDShamshel$ $Email SDShamshel$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Pornbot:
No, I ask because I usually huck em' in a dumpster behind IHOP, I have my fingerprints burned off so they can't track me.

Touching an open stove multiple times to see if it gets colder doesn't count.

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Land und Leute
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posted 05-10-2003 11:42 AM $Profile for Land und Leute$ $Email Land und Leute$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Hello all. I have been unable to post due to the fact that I posted "pi" in Anthrax's game thread a week ago and got banned. Oh well.

Anyway, I just thought I'd update everyone on what's going on.

Firstly, my girl bled again when I did her recently. I guess she still was still a bit tight and not yet loosened up yet. [Big Grin]

So, I guess it is not unusual for a girl to bleed more than once.

Secondly, I decided to use the lube on her. Heh heh. I put some in the palm of my hand and preceded to rub it all over her treasure area and inside as well. She screamed like crazy. Hooray. I found something new.

Also, I still haven't done that "light bondage" stuff with her so you can still post any suggestions. Because my bed does not have bedposts, and she's probably gonna come over soon, I decided to slide the rope under the mattress instead of tying it to bedposts. I hope it works as well, otherwise she will be saaaad. [Frown]

Also, she likes pie. I like pie too!

kthxbai

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Dweedle
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posted 05-10-2003 12:43 PM $Profile for Dweedle$ $Email Dweedle$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

THANKS FOR THE UPDATE SKIPPY

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Pornbot
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posted 05-10-2003 01:02 PM $Profile for Pornbot$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Pornbot$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Make sure you give her a swift blow to the head before you come, girls love that shit

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Windex
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posted 05-10-2003 04:24 PM $Profile for Windex$ $Email Windex$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

do her in the ass and then spit on her back and say you cummed then when she turns around blow your load right in her face.

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Pornbot
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posted 05-10-2003 05:47 PM $Profile for Pornbot$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Pornbot$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I also approve of the previous strategy.

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Psybro
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posted 05-10-2003 07:12 PM $Profile for Psybro$ $Email Psybro$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Windex:
do her in the ass and then spit on her back and say you cummed then when she turns around blow your load right in her face.

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Boodabonzi
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posted 05-11-2003 11:05 AM $Profile for Boodabonzi$ $Email Boodabonzi$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I can't spit that much. I'd have to vomit.

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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Land und Leute
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posted 05-11-2003 04:28 PM $Profile for Land und Leute$ $Email Land und Leute$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Windex:
do her in the ass and then spit on her back and say you cummed then when she turns around blow your load right in her face.

LOL!! That's awesome! Though I'm not sure if she's ready to be done in the ass.

EDIT: Whoa, I'm "HETEROSEXUAL" now. w00t. [This Guy]

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MK
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posted 05-11-2003 04:36 PM $Profile for MK$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Land und Leute, check your private messages...

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Mr. K
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posted 06-10-2005 04:02 AM $Profile for Mr. K$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Mr. K$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I am not sure what I think about this thread.

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Wintermute
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posted 06-10-2005 09:50 AM $Profile for Wintermute$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Wintermute$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Features much of that weird internet forthrightness I find mildly & pleasantly baffling. We didn't have that when I was a kid. Also reminded me of White's existence.

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starCaliber
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posted 06-10-2005 12:42 PM $Profile for starCaliber$ $Email starCaliber$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

sup toby

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quote:
Originally posted by starCaliber:
sup toby

sup caliber

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Psybro
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posted 06-19-2005 09:01 AM $Profile for Psybro$ $Email Psybro$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

white is in hospital, pray for mojo

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Boodabonzi
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posted 06-20-2005 09:00 AM $Profile for Boodabonzi$ $Email Boodabonzi$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

fuck is he okay?

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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MewtwoSama
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posted 06-20-2005 11:45 AM $Profile for MewtwoSama$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email MewtwoSama$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I didnt enjoy my time in the hospital. Hope White gets better.

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Hade ni ikuze!

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Dweedle
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posted 06-20-2005 03:25 PM $Profile for Dweedle$ $Email Dweedle$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

get well white

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Psybro
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posted 06-20-2005 08:50 PM $Profile for Psybro$ $Email Psybro$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

white is no longer in hospital, disaster averted

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Kingler
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posted 06-23-2005 03:29 PM $Profile for Kingler$ $Email Kingler$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I lost my flower at 15. Unless you count the experimental penetration that occoured with my babysitter's younger sister.

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arise chicken, arise

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Jenova
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posted 07-01-2005 08:17 AM $Profile for Jenova$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Jenova$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

'flower'? okay monica ¬_¬

...hey guys. got bored, checked azure, re-read LnL's "got laid" thread...leaving again now.

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