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Fenix
I live in a public bathroom.
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posted 04-19-2003 12:37 PM $Profile for Fenix$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Fenix$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

The current subject of this topic is tigers.

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life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery

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The Muffin King
Farting Nudist
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posted 04-19-2003 12:46 PM $Profile for The Muffin King$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Siberian tigers own, which is why Russia doesn't suck completely.

Now comrades, ve talk of Mozer Russia!

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Manuel Calavera
Sock Lover
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posted 04-19-2003 12:48 PM $Profile for Manuel Calavera$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Mother Russia was a song by Iron Maiden.

Speaking of Iron Maidens, I find torture devices interesting? What's your favourite? I like the rack.

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Gates is the Saddam Hussein of the consumer technology world. ~ Mr.K

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Boodabonzi
like a virgin
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posted 04-19-2003 12:51 PM $Profile for Boodabonzi$ $Email Boodabonzi$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Speaking of racks: here are some

The lakers aren't racking up as many points as they should be this year don't you think?

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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Donald
Bob the Builder
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posted 04-19-2003 01:38 PM $Profile for Donald$ $Email Donald$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Someone must've played Shaq Fu and decided to take out Shaq's knee because the game sucked so much.

Speaking of, what IS the worst game of all time?

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Charmeleon42
Date Rapist
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posted 04-19-2003 02:16 PM $Profile for Charmeleon42$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Charmeleon42$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

This Fruit Loops warehouse imitation cereal isn't half bad.

Also, how many more topics do you think Boodabonzi can start in 10 minutes?

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Gary Oak
Farting Nudist
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posted 04-19-2003 03:24 PM $Profile for Gary Oak$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Is it just me or does this site load slow as molasses for anybody else?

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"You think it is done, you think all is well. Well kiss my green ass I shall see you in hell."

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Dweedle
My hands and feet are mangos
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posted 04-19-2003 04:56 PM $Profile for Dweedle$ $Email Dweedle$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I peed in the toilet today.

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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune

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Dark_Herakurosu
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posted 04-19-2003 05:44 PM $Profile for Dark_Herakurosu$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Dark_Herakurosu$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Just how much does AnnieKat suck? I believe Rolken can answer that...

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Rolken
Vulcan
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posted 04-19-2003 05:52 PM $Profile for Rolken$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Rolken$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I believe he cannot.

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ceoalex316
Time for the flaming leprosy party
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posted 04-19-2003 06:37 PM $Profile for ceoalex316$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

There's a good reason for that.

Why doesn't cfalcon use the purple arrow icon for polls?

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MK
is somewhat large.
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posted 04-19-2003 06:55 PM $Profile for MK$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I woke up this morning...

I love Zelda =)

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White
STUPID POST --->
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posted 04-19-2003 07:36 PM $Profile for White$ $Email White$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

The whole idea of topic hijacking is spontaneity and humour. This topic fills neither of those criteria.

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Donald
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posted 04-19-2003 08:21 PM $Profile for Donald$ $Email Donald$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
White
STUPID POST --->

From: In your girl's panties | Registered: Feb 2001 | IP: Logged

Atma
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posted 04-19-2003 08:22 PM $Profile for Atma$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I once trained a tiger to make out with girls. He did well, until a happy-go-lucky hunter shot him. [Frown]

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"My name is Atma...
I am pure energy... and as ancient as the cosmos.
Forgotten in the river of time...
I've had an eternity to ponder the meaning of things...
And now I have an answer..."

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starCaliber
is evil and also MewtwoSama
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posted 04-19-2003 08:28 PM $Profile for starCaliber$ $Email starCaliber$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Donald:
flaming vicariously through Omally's funny in a vain attempt to gain acceptance

ya, ok

code:

lirenth: *massages his inner thighs*
AtlanticSalmon25: *whole body trembles*
lirenth: 5...6...7...8...
lirenth: *licks a little harder*
AtlanticSalmon25: *creams*

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NintendoLover
I'm much dumber in actuality than I pretend to be.
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posted 04-19-2003 09:06 PM $Profile for NintendoLover$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Is AtlanticSalmon25 pretending to be ice cream. Strawberry ice cream has strawberries inside it.

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I love Nintendo!

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MK
is somewhat large.
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posted 04-19-2003 09:14 PM $Profile for MK$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

There was never any black dinosaurs. -ceoalex316

I know! I just want a frickin coconut! Do you people want me to stab my hand! -Kendo Master

I don't care what country you're from and what flavo[u]r of English you speak, "tragedy" does not come with an extra "D". -pkthunder

Bong Rocket: DON'T CALL JAPANESE HARDCORE JAPCORE

MTSowbugs: Giving out email in a room where people say cockgobbler is a bad idea.

<Hiei> WHY does ash release his STRONGEST pokemon every time and still MOAN about losing ;x

kristraj: this forum is horny as hell

If you would have thrown a xbox you might had killed us all off Dinosaur style. -Badcrow

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Pornbot
I AM A GAY FAGGOT GAY
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posted 04-19-2003 09:17 PM $Profile for Pornbot$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Pornbot$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Mavericks suck

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Fluorine
SMELLY BUTT
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posted 04-19-2003 10:38 PM $Profile for Fluorine$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

HEY LOOK EVERYONE I AM WEARING MY UNDERWEAR ON MY HEAD

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Rolken
Vulcan
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posted 04-19-2003 10:59 PM $Profile for Rolken$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Rolken$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Pornbot:
Spurs suck

fixed

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Pornbot
I AM A GAY FAGGOT GAY
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posted 04-19-2003 11:18 PM $Profile for Pornbot$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Pornbot$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Rolken:

quote:
Originally posted by Pornbot:
Spurs suck
fixed

There's a 64 ounce jug of Clorox with your name ot it buddy...don't turn your back on your own destiny

[ 04-19-2003, 11:23 PM: Message edited by: Pornbot ]

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Pornbot
I AM A GAY FAGGOT GAY
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posted 04-19-2003 11:30 PM $Profile for Pornbot$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Pornbot$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Gary Oak: Is it just me or does this site load slow as molasses for anybody else?

56kville- Population: Me

MK: I woke up this morning...

Damn.

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Boodabonzi
like a virgin
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posted 04-20-2003 07:43 AM $Profile for Boodabonzi$ $Email Boodabonzi$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Pornbot:

quote:
Originally posted by Rolken:

quote:
Originally posted by Pornbot:
Spurs suck
fixed
There's a 64 ounce jug of Clorox with your name ot it buddy...don't turn your back on your own destiny

No man, he's right, Tottenham haven't had any pride in their football this season, only a couple of inspirational Keane moments have made them as mediocre mid-table as they are at the moment.

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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AnnieKat
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posted 04-20-2003 11:14 PM $Profile for AnnieKat$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email AnnieKat$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Rolken:
I believe he cannot.

Damn straight he cannot.

The only kind of dinosaurs that ate meat were the theropods of the saurischian branch. Every single carnivorous dinosaur was a theropod of some kind. From Tyrannosaurus to Coelophysis to Dilophosaurus to Dino the Flintsone's family pet, they were all theropod meat eaters. And they were all gay.

Every single meat eating dinosaur ever to exist was a homosexual. Fossils showing interlocked oviraptor skeletons appearing to be affixed at the pelvic area indicate this to be true.

Scientists are still not sure how these homosexual dinosaurs reproduced. Some feel that the females would pretend to be males by wearing moustaches and leather jackets. Once the fruity dinosaur discovered the object of their desire was female, they would be brutally raped again and again until their scaly penises fell off from the strain. Other scientists suggest that dinosaurs could reproduce asexually and the gay sex was just for fun. But most scientists tend to agree with the agressive female rape scenario.

Theropods eventually returned to their underground civilization 65 million years ago, where they continue to have gay dinosaur sex to this very day.

[ 04-20-2003, 11:34 PM: Message edited by: Anthrax ]

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Anthrax, will you marry me?

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Slade_64
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posted 04-21-2003 03:34 AM $Profile for Slade_64$ $Email Slade_64$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I have a hernia. Seriously. Went to the emergency room yesterday, and found out. Was supposed to go to the hospital again last night but decided to go to On The Border instead. Today, I just chilled, kept pressure on my swelling bulge, and watched TeeVee all day. I think I might have to have surgery. But who knows when I'll actually go to the hospital again.

By the way, discovery channel is cool.

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Bucket.

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Ikuse
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posted 04-21-2003 10:00 PM $Profile for Ikuse$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Ikuse$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I only laughed thrice during this WHOLE GODDAMN THREAD. Thrice. Once at Char, once at SC, and once at MK.

You guys need to try harder. [Frown]

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Boodabonzi
like a virgin
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posted 04-22-2003 12:38 PM $Profile for Boodabonzi$ $Email Boodabonzi$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Ikuse - Unbeknownst to myself, I am in fact both gay AND stupid.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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The Muffin King
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posted 04-22-2003 02:48 PM $Profile for The Muffin King$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Don's post was the last one to keep the rhythym of this thread going. You people need to follow along.

[ 04-22-2003, 02:59 PM: Message edited by: The Muffin King ]

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Boodabonzi
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posted 04-22-2003 02:52 PM $Profile for Boodabonzi$ $Email Boodabonzi$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I just thought "Moonwalker" was a good family film.

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SDShamshel
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posted 04-22-2003 09:32 PM $Profile for SDShamshel$ $Email SDShamshel$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

In Michael Jackson's genesis game you could make all the enemies on the screen dance and then they'd die.

Also, Kagura has the best voice out of the Azumanga Daioh cast.

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