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Bowser
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posted 04-15-2003 12:48 PM $Profile for Bowser$ $Email Bowser$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

oh god...humanity -1

http://www.ncbuy.com/news/wireless_news.html?qdate=2003-04-15&nav=VIEW&id=6FE075V4B83030415

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SAN FRANCISCO (Wireless Flash) -- Folks whose idea of a telethon is Jerry Lewis sweating in a tuxedo will blush redder than a beet when they hear about an upcoming marathon fundraiser in San Francisco.
Dozens of men and women are expected to strip down and participate in the so-called Masturbate-A-Thon, which will be broadcast live on the internet May 2.

Participants make money for each minute they spend pleasuring themselves, with proceeds going toward a new non-profit group called The Center for Sex & Culture.

While the women tend to last longer and make more money for their orgasms, organizer Carol Queen says she will be "encouraging the guys to take it slow, since this IS for charity."

Although the wank-filled webcast sounds like its just about titillation, there is a serious side: Queen says she's hoping to remove some of the stigma of masturbation and expose it for the natural, unshameful thing it really is.

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moogleman
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posted 04-15-2003 03:07 PM $Profile for moogleman$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I think if all Azurians participated in this, they'd get more money than they know what to do with.

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New Guy
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posted 04-15-2003 03:16 PM $Profile for New Guy$ $Email New Guy$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Headline on May 2:

Kittens across the world are dying to some as yet unidentified disease. Scientinst say this could cause the extinction of the domestic cat.

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Fenix
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posted 04-15-2003 03:18 PM $Profile for Fenix$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Fenix$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

EDIT: fuck beaten

[ 04-15-2003, 03:18 PM: Message edited by: Fenix ]

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PikaBlade
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posted 04-15-2003 03:30 PM $Profile for PikaBlade$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email PikaBlade$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

lol, I'd participate if it was possible. That would be a great thing to say to people, "Well I spent the day masturbating in front of my webcam for charity!"

Maybe I'll just watch and see how many Azurians join in. O_o

On a side note, poor kittens. ;_;

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posted 04-15-2003 03:31 PM $Profile for MK$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Inspiration

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The Muffin King
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posted 04-15-2003 04:07 PM $Profile for The Muffin King$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by PikaBlade:
On a side note, poor kittens. ;_;

They're with God now...

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EspeonNidoking
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posted 04-15-2003 04:10 PM $Profile for EspeonNidoking$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

lol. :\

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Porygone
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posted 04-15-2003 05:02 PM $Profile for Porygone$ $Email Porygone$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by PikaBlade:
lol, I'd participate if it was possible. That would be a great thing to say to people, "Well I spent the day masturbating in front of my webcam for charity!"

What I'm reading is PikaBlade may masturbate in front of her webcam if I give hungry people with unnamed diseases $5 a day.

This is taking place in San Fransisco, eh? Maybe I'll join them.

lol, who knew I was doing charity work every day?

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Knight
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posted 04-15-2003 06:04 PM $Profile for Knight$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

It's hard labour, but people that do charity go to heaven earlier.

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Ikuse
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posted 04-15-2003 08:33 PM $Profile for Ikuse$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Ikuse$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

If I were to go to that, I could get my 20 hours of community service done faster than you can say "Pass me the KY".

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AnnieKat
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posted 04-15-2003 10:16 PM $Profile for AnnieKat$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email AnnieKat$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Wow. Just... wow. *wipes tears from her eyes* This is truly the weirdest thing I have ever seen.

Heh, sounds like fun!

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EspeonNidoking
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While the women tend to last longer and make more money for their orgasms, organizer Carol Queen says she will be "encouraging the guys to take it slow, since this IS for charity."

take it slow fellas, take it slow. </battlecruiser>

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Mr. K
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posted 04-16-2003 02:46 AM $Profile for Mr. K$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Mr. K$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Fenix: EDIT: fuck beaten

Yeah, I'll fuckbeat you, Mister!

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starCaliber
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posted 04-16-2003 02:50 AM $Profile for starCaliber$ $Email starCaliber$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

so hot

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HolyOmeganAngel
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posted 04-17-2003 01:45 PM $Profile for HolyOmeganAngel$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email HolyOmeganAngel$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

*would hate to be the clean up crew at that party [Frown]

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Slade_64
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posted 04-17-2003 02:04 PM $Profile for Slade_64$ $Email Slade_64$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by HolyOmeganAngel:
*would hate to be the clean up crew at that party *

*is reminded of the double stuffed oreo cookie comercial... props to whomever knows what I'm refering to*

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Fenix
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posted 04-17-2003 03:10 PM $Profile for Fenix$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Fenix$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Mr. K:
Yeah, I'll fuckbeat you, Mister!

pretty please?

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Bowser
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posted 04-17-2003 03:11 PM $Profile for Bowser$ $Email Bowser$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Slade_64:
*is reminded of the double stuffed oreo cookie comercial... props to whomever knows what I'm refering to*

lol, I remember that commercial..

"...Whoa..."

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MK
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posted 04-17-2003 03:59 PM $Profile for MK$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

take it slow fellas, take it slow. </battlecruiser>

My defilers will use plague and drop all 24 of your battlecruiser's HP to one! Then I'll send in some scourages! 0wned!

[ 04-17-2003, 04:00 PM: Message edited by: MK ]

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