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I'm such a moron that I keep an axe behind me at all times.
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posted 04-13-2003 02:55 PM      Profile for Bowser   Email Bowser   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote

This is a little long, but if you find humor in the suffering of others, trust me, its a good read. sum it up, last night sucked. To begin with, I was supposed to be at my date's house at 7:30. Well I showed up late at 7:45. The rest of the group was there and waiting for me. So I come strolling in late and get to meet her parents whom I'd never met before.

It was my date and I, and her friend and her date. So we get our pictures taken and then head off to the restaurant. Well to say the least, the food sucked. Not to mention that I didn't wake up yesterday until around 4. So I didn't have anything to eat until we went to the restaurant. Well all 3 of them wanted little pansy salads, and I wasn't gonna be the odd man out, so I ordered a salad when I was friggin' starvin' like marvin.

Then while we're eating my date's friend's date (the other guy) was a complete asshole. After we finished me and him about got into it in the parking lot on the way out to the car. I was sick and tired of him and about knocked him and his "4 years of etiquite (sp?) school" into the hospital. We were in each others face and it wasn't pretty.

Then our two groups split up. My date and I went to my house to let my parents take pictures while the others went to the prom. Well my date is an animal lover, so I let her see my dog and she bends over and starts petting it. When all of a sudden the dog goes postal and bites her in the lip, ripping out a chunk, literally, of her lip and she starts bleeding everywhere. Also the dog headbutted her in the nose and broke, I repeat, broke her nose. And the only lucky part of the night was that her dress was red so the blood didn't show up.

So my parents fix up her lip and we take off for prom, which at that time we are already 45 minutes late for. Then on the way there there is an accident and we get stuck behind a mob of cars and end up being and hour and 15 minutes late to prom.

Well it just keeps getting worse. Obviously she's not too happy about the dog, and although she wouldnt' admit it, I could tell she wasn't happy with me. Well we get in there and she makes the lame excuse that "the music sucks" and she doesn't want to dance. So my parents paid out the ass to rent a tux, buy me tickets, and paid for a crappy dinner all to have her refuse to dance. So I got to spend my entire night walking around the prom talking to people who were having a great time.

Then we leave after it ends and our group goes back to her house to chill afterwards. Well we get there (yea that asshole was there) and start playing pool. Well I'm really good at pool, the girls were all right, and the other guy just plain sucked. And guess what teams were, guys vs girls. So my team gets beat up on by two girls because he makes more of their balls then ours.

Then as if it couldn't get any worse, that other guy starts hitting on my date at her house in front of me. And to be honest it seemed like she was liking it, but by that point I didn't care. The other girl had to go home soon after, and the dick left with her. Well I knew nothing was gonna happen between me and my date, so I left went home and slept the crappy night off.

Oh and did I mention that my car also broke down before I went to prom that night? I had to take my mom's car, which also sucked.

Man what a crappy night.

[ 04-13-2003, 02:55 PM: Message edited by: Bowser ]

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posted 04-13-2003 04:47 PM      Profile for Lark84     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
My prom sucked too (though not as much as his). The "cool" girls in my class (those who watched way too many American college TV shows and thought it was an accurate description of reality) said we "had to have one". (Insert fantasies about prom-night sex, limos, guys asking them to the prom etc. here). I didn't wanna go, because I hate parties. The reason they wanted to have a prom in the first place was so they could all get drunk.

Everyone had to come, because otherwise it would get too expensive for those who really *wanted* to have a prom. I didn't care to find a girl, so they fixed me up with this pretty hot girl whom I vaguely knew, who didn't care at all for me. I paid the tickets for both of us (~60 bucks), but she promised she'd pay back her 30 bucks later.

Strangely enough, at the pre-dance dinner I was placed together with the "cool" people. I think it was because they wanted to talk to the girl I was with, plus I think they wanted to get a chance to humiliate me.

In the middle of the dinner, they gave out "awards" to people. "Coolest guy", etc, and for the geeks, stuff like "Mr. Smellgood" (for a guy who never used antiperspirant). When the turn came to me, I thought they'd really put the smack down, instead I got "Mr. Sesame" based on some rumor from 6th grade(!!!!) that I always went to bed after watching Sesame Street. It was so lame I got really disappointed.

Post-pre-dance dinner, the music started and it was so fucking loud I walked away and sat outside of the building, reading an old newspaper. Never got to dance, but I hate that shit anyway.

And oh, my "date" never paid me back. How surprising. And the food sucked, too.

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posted 04-14-2003 12:50 AM      Profile for Slade_64   Email Slade_64   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Man, good thing my school didn't have a prom...

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posted 04-14-2003 01:28 AM      Profile for Dweedle   Email Dweedle   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I had a really good time at my senior prom last year. Basically everyone that went did. I think something is wrong with your schools.

Also $30 tickets? That's absurd. My school didn't have tickets, we had prom bids, and one covered two people. These bids were $115. That's just about double what you had to pay, Lark. Good thing I got a free bid for being smart.

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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune

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posted 04-14-2003 04:09 AM      Profile for sporkcore   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
i stayed home on prom night and drank a ton with my friends

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"A boy, a girl - A love story. But why did it end in misery. Taking our chances, getting our thrills...Taking and taking but never getting our fill." - GlassJaw w/Ray Cappo

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posted 04-14-2003 04:13 AM      Profile for Ikuse   Author's Homepage   Email Ikuse   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
That is my kind of prom night.
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posted 04-14-2003 10:25 AM      Profile for Mick_Hale   Email Mick_Hale   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I went to grade 8 prom with a friend and it was pretty dull. I skipped the high school prom and played Starcraft, IIRC.
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posted 04-14-2003 12:35 PM      Profile for AnnieKat   Author's Homepage   Email AnnieKat   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Man, that sucks. [Frown] I'm sorry.

Prom hasn't happened yet here... May 3rd. It'll probably suck, it did last year, but not on THAT kinda scale.

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posted 04-14-2003 03:21 PM      Profile for MK     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I skipped my junior & senior prom
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posted 04-14-2003 04:15 PM      Profile for Charmeleon42   Author's Homepage   Email Charmeleon42   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Bah. Screw proms. I'm not dishing out money (which would come from WHERE) in upwards of $80 a ticket, and to rent a Tux or whatever. I've never been to anything like one, but I can easily assume for music, they'll play the latest in hip-hop, rap, and the like - things not classy enough for any of that spending.
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