posted 04-13-2003 02:55 PM                    

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This is a little long, but if you find humor in the suffering of others, trust me, its a good read.

Hmm....to sum it up, last night sucked. To begin with, I was supposed to be at my date's house at 7:30. Well I showed up late at 7:45. The rest of the group was there and waiting for me. So I come strolling in late and get to meet her parents whom I'd never met before.

It was my date and I, and her friend and her date. So we get our pictures taken and then head off to the restaurant. Well to say the least, the food sucked. Not to mention that I didn't wake up yesterday until around 4. So I didn't have anything to eat until we went to the restaurant. Well all 3 of them wanted little pansy salads, and I wasn't gonna be the odd man out, so I ordered a salad when I was friggin' starvin' like marvin.

Then while we're eating my date's friend's date (the other guy) was a complete asshole. After we finished me and him about got into it in the parking lot on the way out to the car. I was sick and tired of him and about knocked him and his "4 years of etiquite (sp?) school" into the hospital. We were in each others face and it wasn't pretty.

Then our two groups split up. My date and I went to my house to let my parents take pictures while the others went to the prom. Well my date is an animal lover, so I let her see my dog and she bends over and starts petting it. When all of a sudden the dog goes postal and bites her in the lip, ripping out a chunk, literally, of her lip and she starts bleeding everywhere. Also the dog headbutted her in the nose and broke, I repeat, broke her nose. And the only lucky part of the night was that her dress was red so the blood didn't show up.

So my parents fix up her lip and we take off for prom, which at that time we are already 45 minutes late for. Then on the way there there is an accident and we get stuck behind a mob of cars and end up being and hour and 15 minutes late to prom.

Well it just keeps getting worse. Obviously she's not too happy about the dog, and although she wouldnt' admit it, I could tell she wasn't happy with me. Well we get in there and she makes the lame excuse that "the music sucks" and she doesn't want to dance. So my parents paid out the ass to rent a tux, buy me tickets, and paid for a crappy dinner all to have her refuse to dance. So I got to spend my entire night walking around the prom talking to people who were having a great time.

Then we leave after it ends and our group goes back to her house to chill afterwards. Well we get there (yea that asshole was there) and start playing pool. Well I'm really good at pool, the girls were all right, and the other guy just plain sucked. And guess what teams were, guys vs girls. So my team gets beat up on by two girls because he makes more of their balls then ours.

Then as if it couldn't get any worse, that other guy starts hitting on my date at her house in front of me. And to be honest it seemed like she was liking it, but by that point I didn't care. The other girl had to go home soon after, and the dick left with her. Well I knew nothing was gonna happen between me and my date, so I left went home and slept the crappy night off.

Oh and did I mention that my car also broke down before I went to prom that night? I had to take my mom's car, which also sucked.

Man what a crappy night.

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