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10,000Lb.Snorlax
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posted 04-12-2003 11:03 PM $Profile for 10,000Lb.Snorlax$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I nominate urine after three helpings of asparagus.

I got up to go to the toilet to take a piss at 3 am last month and while I was doing so I was jolted wide awake just from the fumes wafting into my nostrils. I couldn't go back to sleep for hours. The rumors are true. For added effect become very dehydrated if possible before trying.

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MK
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posted 04-12-2003 11:21 PM $Profile for MK$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Once when I was working at the mall, this old dude got near me and he farted. It was silent but man did it smell... it was awful just for what it was, some dude just farted in front of me like it was nothing...

[ 04-12-2003, 11:21 PM: Message edited by: MK ]

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10,000Lb.Snorlax
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posted 04-12-2003 11:26 PM $Profile for 10,000Lb.Snorlax$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

The best public farts are the loud ones that people don't even try and hide. Mostly middle aged men. Like in the Men's room at sporting arenas or at the movie theater. *BRRRRRRT* I almost always start giggling. It's funny when it's soooo obvious that someone in a room farted, but everyone acts like they don't notice it. Comeon. You've GOT TO have heard that!

Did you know that yogurt helps to qwell gas? Something about the friendly bacteria in that then starts growing in your intestines.

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Gary Oak
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posted 04-13-2003 02:23 AM $Profile for Gary Oak$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

One summer I was in a junior lifeguard program and was at the beach all day everyday, one day it was over a hundred degrees outside and a fish washed up ashore in our area of the beach. That was a terrible smell.

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Manuel Calavera
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posted 04-13-2003 05:55 AM $Profile for Manuel Calavera$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

An old guy on the bus. I'm confident he actually shat himself. He must have been deaf or something because his fart lasted eleven whole seconds, and he didn't even respond to everyone going "Oh, for the love of Jesus, oh criminy, that's fucking harsh" etc.

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Yurika
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posted 04-13-2003 06:51 AM $Profile for Yurika$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

There was an old lady 2 houses down from my previous house. She had 2 cats and wasn't able to fully maintain them due to her old age. The her yard smelled of musky cat urine which was very awful and foul. During the hot summer days the smell would be stronger and then the breeze would blow it near our house. I love cats but I must say that cat urine really does have a foul odour.

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Zerot
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posted 04-13-2003 08:35 AM $Profile for Zerot$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Zerot$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Burnt cheese.

Makes me gag every time.

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Rolken
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posted 04-13-2003 11:25 AM $Profile for Rolken$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Rolken$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

A yard full of rotting leaves after a hailstorm.

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Lark84
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posted 04-13-2003 04:29 PM $Profile for Lark84$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

unwashed cock

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New Guy
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posted 04-13-2003 06:45 PM $Profile for New Guy$ $Email New Guy$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

For such "clean" animals, cats are pretty smelly. What's even worse is that they bury thier shit so you can't see it to avoid it. So mine is cat shit I stepped in once. Belonged to an old, ragged cat with apparently poor digestion. Not really noteworthy, but VERY putrid.

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moogleman
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posted 04-13-2003 06:57 PM $Profile for moogleman$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

First of all:

quote:
Originally posted by 10,000Lb.Snorlax:
wafting

Let's never use this word again.

Second, I think Lark wins.

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Donald
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posted 04-13-2003 08:24 PM $Profile for Donald$ $Email Donald$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

My brother's cooking.

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sporkcore
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posted 04-14-2003 04:03 PM $Profile for sporkcore$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

urine when it's on any heat source. people used to do it in the high school bathrooms on the heaters and it made the whole floor smell like burning piss. they would have to close down the bathroom for 2 days till the smell went away.

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Fenix
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posted 04-14-2003 04:28 PM $Profile for Fenix$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Fenix$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Semen after copious amounts of steak.

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ThaMasta
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posted 04-19-2003 05:01 PM $Profile for ThaMasta$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email ThaMasta$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

- Lick the back of your hand.

- Sniff it.

Can anyone expain that?

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Ferquin
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posted 04-19-2003 05:57 PM $Profile for Ferquin$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Ferquin$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

You have bad breath and you just rubbed it onto your hand with your tongue.

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ThaMasta
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posted 04-20-2003 03:26 PM $Profile for ThaMasta$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email ThaMasta$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

That'll do for me.

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Bulbasaur3000
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posted 04-20-2003 05:15 PM $Profile for Bulbasaur3000$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

is the most obvious answer.

For my own answer, dead pets don't necesarily smell "ew gross!", but it's a very disturbing smell that you don't forget.

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10,000Lb.Snorlax
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posted 04-20-2003 05:57 PM $Profile for 10,000Lb.Snorlax$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Ferquin:
You have bad breath and you just rubbed it onto your hand with your tongue.

so many people neglect brushing their tongue! It harbors at least 5X the bad smells that your teeth do... That's why I keep my ole' pussy waxer nice and clean.

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pkthunder
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posted 04-20-2003 07:47 PM $Profile for pkthunder$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email pkthunder$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by 10,000Lb.Snorlax:

quote:
Originally posted by Ferquin:
You have bad breath and you just rubbed it onto your hand with your tongue.
so many people neglect brushing their tongue! It harbors at least 5X the bad smells that your teeth do... That's why I keep my ole' pussy waxer nice and clean.

sup asl?

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