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Atma
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posted 03-28-2003 09:53 PM
We need a topic dedicated to cheese. That way when I'm no longer sick, I can read this topic, grin, and eat cheese.
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Bowser
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posted 03-28-2003 10:11 PM
You're sick? Same here. Fever, sore throat, body pain, stuffy nose, headache and dizzyness when I walk =/ To top it off, my mom takes me to the doctor (Whom I hadn't seen since 1993 ) to learn that I had to get a Tetnus shot and a Measules, Mumps, and Rubella shot. Blah. [ 03-28-2003, 10:11 PM: Message edited by: Bowser ]
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TeLeFonE
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posted 03-28-2003 10:22 PM
I like string cheese. Yum. =)
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pkthunder
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posted 03-28-2003 11:19 PM
CHEESE Goddammit! He said this topic is about CHEESE!
My favorite cheese ever is a light cheddary type called Double Gloucester. A real sharp cheddar, in general, is the best you can get, but a smoky swiss can be very satisfying, especially on a sugar-cured ham sandwich.
Cheese, of course, isn't as good as ice cream, but its definitely the best salty food out there. I used to work at the Publix Deli, and that was like, the best cheese experience I ever had. They had so many different kinds and the management actally encouraged us to snack on it so that we knew what all the kinds were like and we could suggest them to shoppers. There, I was introduced to such lovely things as Butterkase and Havarti.
Oh, cheese. Lovely, lovely cheese.
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Gary Oak
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posted 03-29-2003 12:27 AM
Favorite cheezy foods:
Meatball or Sausage Calzones Deep Dish pizza with pepperoni Bacon Cheeseburger Chicken Quesadillas
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Boodabonzi
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posted 03-29-2003 05:31 AM
Cheesestring bedubbydumdubbydim, You know you gotta pull some off, Cheesestring bedubbydumdibwuh, You really really know you gotta pull off a string,
CHEESESTRING! THE REAL APPEALABLE CHEESE!
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Mick_Hale
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posted 03-29-2003 08:11 PM
Cheesecake, cheese danish, cheese strings, cheese omlette, grilled cheese, macaroni and cheese, cheesies, cream cheese, cottage cheese, double-cheese pizza, cheese burrito, cheese.
Tova and Gouda roxxorpwns whenever they're available. Otherwise, mozzarella, cheddar, marble, and brie will do.
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Sonuis
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posted 03-29-2003 10:13 PM
Mild Cheddar
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Donald
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posted 03-29-2003 10:17 PM
Marble > j00
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The Muffin King
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posted 03-29-2003 10:28 PM
We need more mindless topics like these to keep our minds off smrtstoff leik deabtes :)
cheeze whizz r goot
hrhr
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ceoalex316
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posted 03-29-2003 10:52 PM
Melted cheese on toast, string cheese in tomato sauce, and Pizza.
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BigCheese
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posted 03-31-2003 01:44 AM
I named myself BigCheese before I found out cheese gave me diareha. ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
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J Man Cool
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posted 03-31-2003 10:55 AM
cheese > Bush
though that really isn't that hard =/
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Corrupt
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posted 03-31-2003 12:24 PM
nobcheese > bush
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J Man Cool
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posted 03-31-2003 03:34 PM
oh the humanity....
and cheese
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AnnieKat
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posted 03-31-2003 05:04 PM
I love Gouda. Gouda pwns everybody on this forum, and I love Gouda better than I like some of my relatives.
From the moment the kitty bites into a hunk of good Gouda (not that shitty-ass Sam's club garbage), the mellow, rich, smoky flavour causes shudders to run through her body. She loves the smell. She loves the bright red wax it's encased in. She loves Gouda of all shapes, sizes, and ages. Gouda makes her purr.
AnnieKat would trade ANYTHING for Gouda. She'd trade her computer. She'd trade her car. She'd trade her foozball table. She might even trade her Sony big-screen (but it would take a lot of Gouda).
Annie also loves ColbyJack and very sharp Cheddar. When Gouda, cheese of cheeses, is not available, Annie will make omelettes, and use cheddar instead.
Annie loves cheese. Cheese is her God.
And Swiss? Well... Swiss is Holey God.
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PikaBlade
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posted 03-31-2003 05:26 PM
Cheese is good. Super-sharp cheddar is awesome, and most white cheeses taste good. I have a thing for Brie and Camembert, as well. ^_^;
And of course, let's not forget cream cheese. Bread products don't taste right without it.
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10,000Lb.Snorlax
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posted 04-01-2003 07:47 AM
Dairy products aren't meant for humans. Like would you totally suck on a cow tit? Weirdos.
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Rolken
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posted 04-01-2003 08:58 AM
Minerals in the ground weren't meant to be made into computers.
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D-Teclis
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posted 04-01-2003 09:37 AM
*hmmm,roquefort,on a toast,with some butter*
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Fluorine
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posted 04-01-2003 09:43 AM
cheese + apples = good
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Knight
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posted 04-01-2003 11:05 AM
I live in Gouda.
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Psybro
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posted 04-01-2003 01:50 PM
The Rock says AnnieKat should stop using The Rock's gimmick.
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Artie Cuno
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posted 04-01-2003 06:06 PM
Havarti pwnz. Or mozzarella. Yes, I go for wimpy cheese, though a nice, hard, sharp Cheddar is good melted on toast.
Or Boursin. Anyone here ever had that stuff? The very thought of it makes me drool...
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Bowser
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posted 04-01-2003 06:36 PM
quote: Originally posted by Psybro: The Rock says AnnieKat should stop using The Rock's gimmick.

"So Rock...you wanna know who's next, eh?" "YOU'RE NEXT!!!...right after I take a shit, g2g ttyl lol!"
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Donald
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posted 04-02-2003 10:18 AM
quote: Originally posted by Bowser: 
5/5/03, from Halifax, Goldberg will get a "YOU SCREWED BRET" chant.
I know because I have tickets and intend to start the chant. [ 04-02-2003, 10:18 AM: Message edited by: Donald ]
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Zerot
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posted 04-02-2003 10:20 AM
Wrestling is completely heterosexual.
yup [ 04-02-2003, 10:21 AM: Message edited by: Zerot ]
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10,000Lb.Snorlax
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posted 04-02-2003 03:06 PM
quote: Originally posted by Rolken: Minerals in the ground weren't meant to be made into computers.
You just keep on sucking on ole' Bessie's tits. Baby's gotta have his bottle. Human milk is made for cows. Cows milk is made for cows. You will become a cow if you drink it.
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AnnieKat
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posted 04-02-2003 03:13 PM
quote: Originally posted by 10,000Lb.Snorlax: quote: Originally posted by Rolken: Minerals in the ground weren't meant to be made into computers.
You just keep on sucking on ole' Bessie's tits. Baby's gotta have his bottle. Human milk is made for cows. Cows milk is made for cows. You will become a cow if you drink it.
Guernsey, or Holstein?
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Anthrax, will you marry me?
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Dweedle
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posted 04-02-2003 04:33 PM
OOPS I BROKE THE TABLES
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
PENIS [ 04-02-2003, 05:03 PM: Message edited by: Dweedle ]
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Psybro
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posted 04-02-2003 04:56 PM
quote: Originally posted by 10,000Lb.Snorlax: quote: Originally posted by Rolken: Minerals in the ground weren't meant to be made into computers.
You just keep on sucking on ole' Bessie's tits. Baby's gotta have his bottle. Human milk is made for cows. Cows milk is made for cows. You will become a cow if you drink it.
10,000Lb.Snorlax joins us right now, suckling on some random old ladies nipples!
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10,000Lb.Snorlax
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posted 04-03-2003 02:13 PM
quote: Originally posted by Psybro: quote: Originally posted by 10,000Lb.Snorlax: quote: Originally posted by Rolken: Minerals in the ground weren't meant to be made into computers.
You just keep on sucking on ole' Bessie's tits. Baby's gotta have his bottle. Human milk is made for cows. Cows milk is made for cows. You will become a cow if you drink it.
10,000Lb.Snorlax joins us right now, suckling on some random old ladies nipples!
Your momma's nipples
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Psybro
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posted 04-03-2003 02:54 PM
quote: Originally posted by 10,000Lb.Snorlax: quote: Originally posted by Psybro: quote: Originally posted by 10,000Lb.Snorlax: quote: Originally posted by Rolken: Minerals in the ground weren't meant to be made into computers.
You just keep on sucking on ole' Bessie's tits. Baby's gotta have his bottle. Human milk is made for cows. Cows milk is made for cows. You will become a cow if you drink it.
10,000Lb.Snorlax joins us right now, suckling on some random old ladies nipples!
Your momma's nipples
She's DEAD, you heartless BASTARD!
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10,000Lb.Snorlax
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posted 04-03-2003 04:32 PM
She might be dead, but the discharge from her cold, lifeless nipples makes a fantastic cheese spread capable of livening up any party. *Human* cheese is the wave of the future.
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Psybro
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posted 04-03-2003 04:50 PM
She's CREMATED, you witless FUCK!
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Dweedle
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posted 04-03-2003 05:03 PM
Is cremated like cream, cuz that sounds kinda of tasty.
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10,000Lb.Snorlax
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posted 04-03-2003 10:24 PM
quote: Originally posted by Psybro: She's CREMATED, you witless FUCK!
Then maybe this is your father I have in front of me...
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Psybro
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posted 04-04-2003 11:32 AM
reported to mod for drama
oh and we all know you only tried joining that stupid nintendo street team thing to try and get closer to little children, reid [ 04-04-2003, 11:38 AM: Message edited by: Psybro ]
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10,000Lb.Snorlax
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posted 04-04-2003 01:38 PM
quote: Originally posted by Psybro:
oh and we all know you only tried joining that stupid nintendo street team thing to try and get closer to little children, reid
Yes ; more specifically, your little sister.
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Psybro
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posted 04-04-2003 07:45 PM
That would have almost been witty if I wasn't an only child and you weren't a complete moron.
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Uiru
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posted 04-04-2003 08:42 PM
It seems to be too late to say anything about Kraft Dinner. ~Uiru
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AFRO NOOOOOOO!!!
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Atma
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posted 04-08-2003 07:32 PM
quote: Originally posted by Uiru: It seems to be too late to say anything about Kraft Dinner. ~Uiru
Silly Uiru! There's no such thing as late as CHEESE!
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pkthunder
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posted 04-08-2003 08:22 PM
I love Kraft Dinner (BKA Kraft Macaroni & Cheese).
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Kingler
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posted 06-02-2005 11:43 AM
I have to give props to chaos for finding this one. Worst ever.
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Dweedle
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posted 06-02-2005 12:51 PM
but cheese is so goddamn good
pecorino romano is my new favorite
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Boodabonzi
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posted 06-02-2005 03:57 PM
Holy shit some people are retards.
This topic disturbed me.
NB - Psybro is NOT one of those retards.
Bunch of fucking RETARDS
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Mr. K
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posted 06-03-2005 12:43 AM
Kingler: I have to give props to chaos for finding this one. Worst ever.
Really quite amazingly bad. Starts off shitty, then drops 2 or 3 levels in terms of quality, and just when you're used to the zigging it zags straight to the bottom of the septic tank.
Quite spectacularly bad.
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king internet
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posted 06-03-2005 03:36 PM
quote: Originally posted by Kingler: I have to give props to chaos for finding this one. Worst ever.
you're welcome buddy
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