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New Guy
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posted 03-25-2003 08:22 PM      Profile for New Guy   Email New Guy   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I think it would be neat to be small, so I was thinking maybe a laptop or a cellphone. I can't think of any cool weapon, so I'm open to ideas.

And no, this is not a shameless attempt at brown nosing.

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EspeonNidoking
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posted 03-25-2003 08:25 PM      Profile for EspeonNidoking   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
i'd be that one with "kekeke" across my chest, "kakaka" on both arms, and "gagagaggaga" across my visor.

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cfalcon
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Anything evil with wings.
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AnnieKat
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posted 03-25-2003 08:38 PM      Profile for AnnieKat   Author's Homepage   Email AnnieKat   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I'd be a human who could magically turn into a small calico cat at will.

Or a stapler. I've always wanted to be a stapler.

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Anthrax, will you marry me?

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Anthrax
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posted 03-25-2003 08:39 PM      Profile for Anthrax   Author's Homepage   Email Anthrax   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
i would transform into an action figure.

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She told The Associated Press she first realized her son was mentally ill in 1996 when he killed her oldest child, a 25-year-old woman who suffered from cerebral palsy, by beating her with a dumbbell.

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Jman
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I'd transform into NintendoLover.
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SDShamshel
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Chewing gum.
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Ferquin
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posted 03-25-2003 09:39 PM      Profile for Ferquin   Author's Homepage   Email Ferquin   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I would be Cosmos, the stupid little flying saucer. That or a big-ass semi-truck with a mysterious, disappearing trailer.

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Ferquin N.C. Root
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MewtwoSama
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Magnum .50 Caliber Smith & Wesson Handgun
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Mick_Hale
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posted 03-25-2003 10:22 PM      Profile for Mick_Hale   Email Mick_Hale   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by AnnieKat:
I'd be a human who could magically turn into a small calico cat at will.

I'd turn into a bigass Dalmatian and pwn your pansy cat ass.
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Rolken
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posted 03-25-2003 11:05 PM      Profile for Rolken   Author's Homepage   Email Rolken   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Laser death ray, duh.
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Ferquin
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posted 03-25-2003 11:10 PM      Profile for Ferquin   Author's Homepage   Email Ferquin   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I dunno about that one. Shockwave always seemed to be a pushover. I mean, even Spike and the fuckin' Dinobots could get past him to get on the Space Bridge. What a pansy!

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posted 03-25-2003 11:19 PM      Profile for Cloud9x   Author's Homepage   Email Cloud9x   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
an electric transformer.

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Tghost
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posted 03-25-2003 11:31 PM      Profile for Tghost   Author's Homepage   Email Tghost   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I'd want to transform from a giant robot, into some other form of giant robot. Preferably graven in the image of Goddish.

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My brain went on vacation and left my pancreas in charge

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cfalcon
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I'd turn into a bigass Dalmatian and pwn your pansy cat ass.

Let's finish eating.

Besides, aren't you the bitch?

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Kid Vid2
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posted 03-26-2003 07:03 AM      Profile for Kid Vid2   Email Kid Vid2   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I would be the Zombie Transformer, wandering the countryside and feeding off the delicious metal brains of any other Transformers that had the misfortune to run into me at night.

In the day, I'd spend my time hiding as a giant trash can, obviously.

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veloS
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A vibrator. Yum yum.

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www.mightyrhapsody.com

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Gary Oak
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A cool looking spacecraft.

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AnnieKat
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posted 03-26-2003 01:03 PM      Profile for AnnieKat   Author's Homepage   Email AnnieKat   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Mick_Hale:
quote:
Originally posted by AnnieKat:
I'd be a human who could magically turn into a small calico cat at will.

I'd turn into a bigass Dalmatian and pwn your pansy cat ass.
Oh, no. You'd turn into a large calico tomcat if you wanted to pwn my "pansy cat ass".

Maybe you could get laid if you were a tomcat.

(I'm sorry, he deserved this sexual reference. kthx.)

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aתּņĩềκẢ†~ nθW |’m @ r33| ķıťŧŷ

Anthrax, will you marry me?

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Dweedle
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I would be Ben Affleck so I could fuck Jennifer Lopez.

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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune

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MewtwoSama
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Jenny from the block has been around the block a few too many times

[ 03-26-2003, 01:35 PM: Message edited by: MewtwoSama ]

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Mick_Hale
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Wow, just when I thought it was safe.....
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White Cat
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Interesting, my second-ever post to Usenet was on this subject.

For some reason, re-reading the above makes me cringe.

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Dweedle
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quote:
Originally posted by Mick_Hale:
Wow, just when I thought it was safe.....

How ironic.

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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune

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kikered
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I BE X-BOX!!!111
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Mick_Hale
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lol kikered is huge lol
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Thom Burr
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I saw this quoted in the most recent copy of Newsweek, 3/31/2003, page 15...

"My dad passed away the year before and I didn't have anybody really around, so I really latched onto him when I was a kid." --Optimus Prime, a member of Ohio's 5694th National Guard Unit, on why he legally changed his name to that of the leader of the Autobots Transformers.

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White Cat
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posted 03-30-2003 05:43 PM      Profile for White Cat   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Hey Thom, if you haven't already, see this thread.

And even better than being a regular Transformer, try this kind.

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"Anybody gone into Whole Foods lately and see what they charge for arugula?"
-- Barack Obama, campaigning in Iowa

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