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ceoalex316
Time for the flaming leprosy party
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posted 03-24-2003 06:11 PM $Profile for ceoalex316$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

i am very annoying

also what is a snail

[ 03-26-2003, 10:42 PM: Message edited by: Mr. K ]

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Triple C
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posted 03-24-2003 06:33 PM $Profile for Triple C$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Only if someone calls the thought police.

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EspeonNidoking
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posted 03-24-2003 06:41 PM $Profile for EspeonNidoking$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Snails are really cute but they're rare. where can i find them and do they make good pets?

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Dweedle
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posted 03-24-2003 06:43 PM $Profile for Dweedle$ $Email Dweedle$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Snails are slow, versatile creatures that do not cower in the face of danger.

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ceoalex316
Time for the flaming leprosy party
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posted 03-24-2003 07:17 PM $Profile for ceoalex316$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by EspeonNidoking:
Snails are really cute but they're rare. where can i find them and do they make good pets?

Why is this African American still talking?

[Edit:] Take a guess.

[ 03-24-2003, 07:21 PM: Message edited by: ceoalex316 ]

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Maximum Penetration Industries.

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Sage
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posted 03-24-2003 07:23 PM $Profile for Sage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I use snail slime as lubrication for when I masturbate.

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IceHawk78
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posted 03-24-2003 07:49 PM $Profile for IceHawk78$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email IceHawk78$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Snails do not really taste good. Trust me, I treid them once on a cruise, and I spit it out right after I stuck it in my mouth.

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The Muffin King
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posted 03-24-2003 07:58 PM $Profile for The Muffin King$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Are you kidding? I love escargot. It's the best shit in the world. Most likely, your cruise had shitty cooks. Go to the kitchen and complain. And while you're there, look in the trash, you might find a Great Ball.

They can't fight, but the French sure can cook.

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Living on air bubbles
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posted 03-24-2003 08:07 PM $Profile for Living on air bubbles$ $Email Living on air bubbles$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I'm not aware of any cooks that are particularly good fighters.

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PowerAngelic
I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was...
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posted 03-24-2003 08:24 PM $Profile for PowerAngelic$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Living on air bubbles:
I'm not aware of any cooks that are particularly good fighters.

Under Siege. Segal. Woot.

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Coxy
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posted 03-24-2003 08:33 PM $Profile for Coxy$ $Email Coxy$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

What about that guy in Deep Blue Sea? He was cool.

Anyway, snails taste like crap, and aren't particularly rare, either.

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Mick_Hale
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posted 03-24-2003 10:07 PM $Profile for Mick_Hale$ $Email Mick_Hale$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Dweedle for Governor.

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Dweedle
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posted 03-25-2003 11:05 AM $Profile for Dweedle$ $Email Dweedle$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

If I ever came across a snail walking down the road the same way I was, I might feel compelled to caress it and/or make love to it. Does anyone else have this feeling.

Also vote for me for Governor.

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EspeonNidoking
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posted 03-25-2003 11:22 AM $Profile for EspeonNidoking$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

well, obviously snails are versatile creatures, dispite their size, stealth and power.

they can climb trees duder.

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Atma
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posted 03-25-2003 06:38 PM $Profile for Atma$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Living on air bubbles:
I'm not aware of any cooks that are particularly good fighters.

BoF2. Wildcat. 'nuff said.

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EspeonNidoking
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posted 03-25-2003 06:44 PM $Profile for EspeonNidoking$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

hijack was successful.

good job boys.

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New Guy
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posted 03-25-2003 07:00 PM $Profile for New Guy$ $Email New Guy$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I like Magcargo.

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Mick_Hale
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posted 03-25-2003 07:27 PM $Profile for Mick_Hale$ $Email Mick_Hale$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Living on air bubbles:
I'm not aware of any cooks that are particularly good fighters.

d00d wtf wut aboot kitchen staydeeyum and teh hardkoer iern shef tehy dook it oot reely kool

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Living on air bubbles
Frank Stallone
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posted 03-25-2003 07:37 PM $Profile for Living on air bubbles$ $Email Living on air bubbles$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Mick_Hale:
d00d wtf wut aboot kitchen staydeeyum and teh hardkoer iern shef tehy dook it oot reely kool

link

What the fuck, SA wins... -_-

[ 03-25-2003, 08:46 PM: Message edited by: White Cat ]

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Barrierd
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posted 03-25-2003 07:39 PM $Profile for Barrierd$ $Email Barrierd$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Mick_Hale:
d00d wtf wut aboot kitchen staydeeyum and teh hardkoer iern shef tehy dook it oot reely kool

Do not mock KitcheSta! [Mad]

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Where are my bitches

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EspeonNidoking
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posted 03-25-2003 08:20 PM $Profile for EspeonNidoking$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Living on air bubbles:

quote:
Originally posted by Mick_Hale:
d00d wtf wut aboot kitchen staydeeyum and teh hardkoer iern shef tehy dook it oot reely kool
link

What the fuck, SA wins... -_-

bubbles got raped. gg

[ 03-25-2003, 08:47 PM: Message edited by: White Cat ]

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starCaliber
is evil and also MewtwoSama
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posted 03-25-2003 09:54 PM $Profile for starCaliber$ $Email starCaliber$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

goddammit guys im getting tired of all tehse fukcng fagots that dnot let me lnik teir imgs as mcuh as i want even thoguh i do nto pay for their bndawidth wtf is this gay shit omg so gay

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MewtwoSama
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posted 03-25-2003 10:04 PM $Profile for MewtwoSama$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email MewtwoSama$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

haha, couldnt deal with being hijacked

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Dweedle
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posted 03-25-2003 11:20 PM $Profile for Dweedle$ $Email Dweedle$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

MewtwoSama reminds me of a snail as he is cute, furry, and homophobic.

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MewtwoSama
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posted 03-26-2003 12:26 AM $Profile for MewtwoSama$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email MewtwoSama$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Hey, I am neither cute nor furry

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EspeonNidoking
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posted 03-26-2003 02:08 AM $Profile for EspeonNidoking$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

if you were a furry you'd be on that MTV real life shit.

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cool daddy
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posted 03-26-2003 03:13 AM $Profile for cool daddy$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

put salt on snails it makes them die and also if you step on them

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Dweedle
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posted 03-26-2003 03:39 AM $Profile for Dweedle$ $Email Dweedle$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

<cooldaddy> you know i actually did put salt on numerable snails
<cooldaddy> numerous*

lol numerable

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Atma
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posted 03-26-2003 11:13 AM $Profile for Atma$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

[21:01] * ShockServ likes putting salt on slugs too!!!
[21:01] <Pory> !!!
[21:01] <Pory> POOR SALT

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Forgotten in the river of time...
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J Man Cool
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posted 03-26-2003 03:33 PM $Profile for J Man Cool$ $Email J Man Cool$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Atma:
[21:01] * ShockServ likes putting salt on slugs too!!!
[21:01] <Pory> !!!
[21:01] <Pory> POOR SALT

all this talk about salt and no pepper.

poor bastards.

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bagels

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Atma
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posted 03-26-2003 07:27 PM $Profile for Atma$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by ceoalex316:
If I'm gay and you know it talk about snails...

Magcargo episode comin' up next week.

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Forgotten in the river of time...
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