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The Muffin King
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posted 03-04-2003 07:47 PM $Profile for The Muffin King$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Today at skool we found out that a teacher shot himself over the weekend. Apparently they got suspicious when he didn't show up on Monday and didn't call sick. Authorities went to his house and found him dead.

From what I heard of him, he seemed to be the guy who always had a joke to tell, and made everyone laugh at meetings and such. The main theory of why comitted suicide is over his family life. He divorced his wife, and his daughter chose to life with her. His wife was a teacher at a rival high school, and apparently he felt rejected that his daughter chose to move away from him, and not be taught by him. Then he shot himself.

I wonder if it'll make the local teevee station tonight...

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Anthrax
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posted 03-04-2003 07:50 PM $Profile for Anthrax$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Anthrax$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by The Muffin King:
From what I heard of him, he seemed to be the guy who always had a joke to tell, and made everyone laugh at meetings and such.

Well, he certainly made me laugh!

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posted 03-04-2003 07:56 PM $Profile for MK$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

and now he'll go to Hell

Bleh

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ceoalex316
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posted 03-04-2003 07:58 PM $Profile for ceoalex316$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Skewl was probably the only thing that kept him going.

Since he seemed to be joking around and whatever.

MK: and now he'll go to Hell

No he won't, because hell doesn't exist. It doesn't matter if you (MK) believe in hell, that doesn’t change anything. I you believe that the Rangers will win the Stanley cup, it doesn't mean that they will.

[ 03-04-2003, 08:03 PM: Message edited by: ceoalex316 ]

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Anthrax
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posted 03-04-2003 08:05 PM $Profile for Anthrax$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Anthrax$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by MK:
and now he'll go to Hell

Bleh

Oh for fuck's sake do you have to do this in every single thread now?

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The Muffin King
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posted 03-04-2003 08:05 PM $Profile for The Muffin King$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

MK, don't try to be funny, especially if someone like Anthrax already posted.

Cowlix: Yeah, that might be true. I don't know when the split happened, but people who usually joke around alot like that have insecurities and feel the need to compensate.

And please don't drag this into a religious debate about heaven and hell.

[ 03-04-2003, 08:06 PM: Message edited by: The Muffin King ]

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posted 03-04-2003 08:12 PM $Profile for MK$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I was only trying to be funny, you know!?

I apologize, I figured that some of you would laugh, but I see that Anthrax posted first, so I should leave the comedy to him...

I apologize

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posted 03-04-2003 08:17 PM $Profile for Kid Vid2$ $Email Kid Vid2$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I killed myself once, jumped out a window. A few people screamed, a couple pointed, but almost everyone just stared. It sucks to just have people staring at you while you're dead, you know?

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posted 03-04-2003 08:40 PM $Profile for MewtwoSama$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email MewtwoSama$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

the irony is that if MK kills himself, we'll be the ones in heaven

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posted 03-04-2003 09:01 PM $Profile for PikaBlade$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email PikaBlade$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I hate it when every fucking topic on this board turns into a religious argument

sama couldn't have said it better

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posted 03-04-2003 10:52 PM $Profile for ceoalex316$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by PikaBlade:
I hate it when every fucking topic on this board turns into a religious argument

sama couldn't have said it better

It's not our fault that god destined this post to become a religious argument.

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posted 03-04-2003 11:14 PM $Profile for Mr. K$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Mr. K$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I can't believe that no one has yet told u the teacher was hardcore.

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The Muffin King
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posted 03-04-2003 11:16 PM $Profile for The Muffin King$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

He didn't OD or broadcast it, so he wasn't hardcore- he was just a pussy.

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posted 03-05-2003 01:38 AM $Profile for cfalcon$ $Email cfalcon$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

r u ok?

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posted 03-05-2003 01:51 AM $Profile for Badcrow$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

*insert comedy Micks a Jew comment*

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posted 03-05-2003 08:38 AM $Profile for Mick_Hale$ $Email Mick_Hale$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

lol yeah

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posted 03-05-2003 11:11 AM $Profile for Boodabonzi$ $Email Boodabonzi$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Yeah, the cool teacher in our school ended up being a paedophile. Go figure.

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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posted 03-05-2003 01:45 PM $Profile for White$ $Email White$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

No man, he gets tried in April. Innocent until proven guilty n all that.*

*I don't actually stand by that statement.

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ceoalex316
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posted 03-05-2003 05:56 PM $Profile for ceoalex316$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Boodabonzi:
Yeah, the cool teacher in our school ended up being a paedophile. Go figure.

Don't you go to a catholic school?

Also, did you have fun with him?

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posted 03-05-2003 06:24 PM $Profile for White$ $Email White$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Yeh, it's a Catholic School.

He taught us Design Technology for a few years, and was our Head Of Year. He didn't have fun with anyone in our school, or at least nobody in our school has accused him of anything yet. The accusations have come from ex Scouts, as he was a Scout Leader until he got charged for kiddly-fiddling.

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posted 03-06-2003 06:13 AM $Profile for Manuel Calavera$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I'm convinced our old religious studies teacher was a Peter Paedo. He boasted about having seen half the girls in the school naked (They brought in photos of themselves being baptised, or having just been born for some Rites of Passage project.), and he was notorious for standing just beside the stairs and trailing his eyes upwards to look up skirts.

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posted 03-06-2003 06:47 AM $Profile for SDShamshel$ $Email SDShamshel$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by cfalcon:
r u ok?

BUSTAA WOLF!

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posted 03-06-2003 03:17 PM $Profile for J Man Cool$ $Email J Man Cool$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

who need drugs when you can have this?

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posted 03-06-2003 09:47 PM $Profile for AnnieKat$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email AnnieKat$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by ceoalex316:

quote:
Originally posted by Boodabonzi:
Yeah, the cool teacher in our school ended up being a paedophile. Go figure.
Don't you go to a catholic school?

Also, did you have fun with him?

I'm having fun with someone RIGHT NOW!!!! Ahahahahaha!

You'll never guess who. *smugly* Oh, how I love Azurians.

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Anthrax, will you marry me?

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posted 03-06-2003 09:59 PM $Profile for cfalcon$ $Email cfalcon$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

This thread has become so incomprehensible to me that I don't even vaguely understand what's going on. Like, I think MK was joking- but I couldn't be sure. Then everyone started talking about priests raping little boys, and I think AnnieKat had some innuendo in her last post, but it's all just syllables to me.

Dog fart book integral truck run a wording pickup stack Oprah Winfrey oceans wookie rump.

Tickle paper katana hexadecimal Mariah Carey orc foot.

Glassery hobbLEDurangorange.

See, it makes no sense.

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ceoalex316
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posted 03-06-2003 10:34 PM $Profile for ceoalex316$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by cfalcon:
This thread has become so incomprehensible to me that I don't even vaguely understand what's going on. Like, I think MK was joking- but I couldn't be sure. Then everyone started talking about priests raping little boys, and I think AnnieKat had some innuendo in her last post, but it's all just syllables to me.

I laughed out loud when I realized the dead on accuracy of that statement.

AnnieKat, WTF? I wasn’t talking to you, yet you seemed to have answered the question in incomprehensible fashion. What are you talking about?

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posted 03-07-2003 04:12 PM $Profile for New Guy$ $Email New Guy$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

One of the Social Studies teachrs at my high school turned out to be a peodaphile, too. Not the bad, 8 year old kind, but the 12-14 kind. IMO, if girls are old enough to have boobs and dress sexually, they are old enough to be down loaded and fapped to.

quote:
Originally posted by cfalcon:

Dog fart book integral truck run a wording pickup stack Oprah Winfrey oceans wookie rump.

Tickle paper katana hexadecimal Mariah Carey orc foot.

Glassery hobbLEDurangorange.

Reticulated penny ignite? Deconstruction reprogram blob zig-zag. Yin-Yang the collar feather roof. Petulant sink fortune track zombie. Randy Quaid bubble stripe. FURTHEMORE, rock.

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posted 03-07-2003 07:39 PM $Profile for Psybro$ $Email Psybro$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by AnnieKat:

quote:
Originally posted by ceoalex316:

quote:
Originally posted by Boodabonzi:
Yeah, the cool teacher in our school ended up being a paedophile. Go figure.
Don't you go to a catholic school?

Also, did you have fun with him?
I'm having fun with someone RIGHT NOW!!!! Ahahahahaha!

You'll never guess who. *smugly* Oh, how I love Azurians.

?!?
...
!?!

For serious, girl, have you been shootin' up again?

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4trillyo

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posted 03-08-2003 02:38 AM $Profile for EspeonNidoking$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

yeah anniekat doesn't seem to be the brightest girl on this forum.

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posted 03-08-2003 03:16 AM $Profile for Dweedle$ $Email Dweedle$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I think she's masterbating to pictures of old, smelly priests.

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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune

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posted 03-08-2003 09:11 PM $Profile for AnnieKat$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email AnnieKat$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by EspeonNidoking:
yeah anniekat doesn't seem to be the brightest girl on this forum.

*agrees* Probably not. Pkthunder is much smarter than I am... but I fried my brain a few weeks ago, so I'm permanently dumber than I was when I was dating Rolken.

Oh, well. I'm stupid. But so are 90% of the people on this planet, so at least I'm in good company. [Big Grin]

EDIT: And the only thing I've been masturbating to lately is DEFINITELY not a priest... wrong religion.

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Anthrax, will you marry me?

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posted 03-08-2003 09:14 PM $Profile for The Muffin King$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by AnnieKat:
But so are 90% of the people on this planet, so at least I'm in good company.

159% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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posted 03-11-2003 03:19 PM $Profile for pkthunder$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email pkthunder$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by AnnieKat:
EDIT: And the only thing I've been masturbating to lately is DEFINITELY not a priest... wrong religion.

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posted 03-11-2003 03:28 PM $Profile for White$ $Email White$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by AnnieKat:
EDIT: And the only thing I've been masturbating to lately is DEFINITELY not a priest... wrong religion.

So you didn't use a crucifix then?

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posted 03-11-2003 05:58 PM $Profile for Boodabonzi$ $Email Boodabonzi$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Wrong religion ay? How does this float your boat:

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posted 03-11-2003 06:13 PM $Profile for SDShamshel$ $Email SDShamshel$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

So I came up with a design for a character who has like these swords in his shoulders but they're not really swords they're more like sword-handles with double spiritual hooks that can attach to demons in his body temporarily and he attacks with the demons and he wears a uniform and he smiles a lot and his super move involves using his two demon-calling swords together to bring out a big 4-armed demon thing that kills stuff.

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quote:
Originally posted by SDShamshel:
So I came up with a design for a character who has like these swords in his shoulders but they're not really swords they're more like sword-handles with double spiritual hooks that can attach to demons in his body temporarily and he attacks with the demons and he wears a uniform and he smiles a lot and his super move involves using his two demon-calling swords together to bring out a big 4-armed demon thing that kills stuff.

goku kud totally kick hiz a$$

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quote:
Originally posted by PowerAngelic:
goku kud totally kick hiz a$$

Lobo would kick the shit out Goku and then wipe his ass with what's left of him.

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