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IceHawk78
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posted 03-03-2003 06:37 AM      Profile for IceHawk78   Author's Homepage   Email IceHawk78   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
C'mon K. What where you doing last night at something like 10:30 PM on a Sunday night that you couldn't fix your pretty little math department server?
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Mr. K
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posted 03-03-2003 07:24 AM      Profile for Mr. K   Author's Homepage   Email Mr. K   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
The power went out in the building when our Electabuzz wandered away. When we caught him, we spent a few hours punching him in the balls, so he wouldn't leave again.
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Rolken
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posted 03-03-2003 09:24 AM      Profile for Rolken   Author's Homepage   Email Rolken   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Everyone knows Electrodes are more dependable.
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Donald
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posted 03-03-2003 10:28 AM      Profile for Donald   Email Donald      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Rolken:
Everyone knows Electrodes are more dependable.

I thought Electrodes exploded with no provacation...

Come on K, get with the times and get yourself a damn Ampharos. Much more powerful than 'Buzz - and cuter too.

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IceHawk78
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posted 03-03-2003 10:44 AM      Profile for IceHawk78   Author's Homepage   Email IceHawk78   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Ah, Electabuzz runaways. Those are a bitch if you run over one that's run away in the street. Personally, magnetic poering has always intrigued me, as I've seen both magnemites and magnetons used in power plants, but I've never figured out how they can control the electric fields that their magnetic fields generate. But these are almost always a better way to go, and you can control their explosive abilities. Plus, their anti-gravity magnetic fields means that you can more easily store many of them in the same room, or even just keep one or two at the top of each room.
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Dweedle
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posted 03-03-2003 11:03 AM      Profile for Dweedle   Email Dweedle   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
How bout you just get a plug instead of using pogeymans

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D-Teclis
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posted 03-03-2003 11:18 AM      Profile for D-Teclis   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I would suggest a zapdos,but,hmmm...:]

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Mr.E
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OMG PEEKACHOO IZ TEH BEST!!!!!11111!111ONEONETWO USE TEH PEEKACHOO!!!!! IT HAS ZEE OHKO-A-RHYDON T-BOLT SO IT MUST BE TEH POWERFULZ!!!!

And Magneton doesn't explode, IceHawk. [Frown]

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cfalcon
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posted 03-03-2003 02:53 PM      Profile for cfalcon   Email cfalcon   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
How bout you just get a plug

Nah dawg, K still has all his hair.

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Triple C
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posted 03-03-2003 02:56 PM      Profile for Triple C     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I'd seriously work on hiring a Jolteon if I were you
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The Muffin King
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posted 03-03-2003 03:13 PM      Profile for The Muffin King   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Donald:
Come on K, get with the times and get yourself a damn Ampharos. Much more powerful than 'Buzz - and cuter too.

Yeah, but they get sick easily, and you hafta bother with getting a prescription for their medicine, etc.

I say keep the 'Buzz and just have a Rhydon stay on gaurd duty.

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Manuel Calavera
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posted 03-03-2003 04:24 PM      Profile for Manuel Calavera     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
May I remind you all that Koffing can use Thunderbolt?

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The Muffin King
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posted 03-03-2003 04:29 PM      Profile for The Muffin King   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
HOW DARE YOU EVEN SUGGEST THAT THE GREAT KOFFING BE LOWERED DOWN TO THE STANDARDS OF A MERE ELECTABUZZ! HERETIC! INFIDEL! GO HANG YOURSELF! YOU ARE A FOOLISH, SHALLOW THING, AND WE ARE NOT OF YOUR ELEMENT! THE GREAT KOFFING HAS FROWNED UPON YE!
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IceHawk78
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posted 03-03-2003 05:34 PM      Profile for IceHawk78   Author's Homepage   Email IceHawk78   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Well, if we're going with deities, then we might as well just call upon Goddish to instill permanent powering of all electrical devices used in the storage and access of this site.
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kristraj
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posted 03-03-2003 07:10 PM      Profile for kristraj     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
jolt, jolt, jolteon

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Twinkle
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posted 03-03-2003 09:49 PM      Profile for Twinkle        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I hear there's been some recent advances in using Lanturns for hydroelectric power. It might be worth looking into.

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Rolken
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posted 03-03-2003 11:40 PM      Profile for Rolken   Author's Homepage   Email Rolken   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I thought Electrodes exploded with no provacation...

Well, that's what the huge concrete containment facilities are for, right? And there's nothing to worry about if you train them right.

[ 03-03-2003, 11:41 PM: Message edited by: Rolken ]

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Yurika
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Some buildings such as sewerage plants use methane gas to power themselves... Dont we have a Koffing somewhere.?.

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Bulbasaur3000
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We need to start investing in alternative energy sources. These Electric Pokemon are anything but reliable.

Theoretically, a Muk (or one of those heathen Weezings) could provide enough methane gas to power a small-sized city, but Muks are also notoriously difficult.

Just get a performing dance troupe of Pikachus like they had at the Pokemon Center in the 2nd episode of Pokemon, and shoot the ones that run too slow.

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Uiru
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This is awesome. You're all nerds. [Smile]
~Uiru

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AFRO NOOOOOOO!!!

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Twinkle
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Hich loch faauto noxlattoyen.

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quote:
You're all nerds
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Manuel Calavera
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posted 03-06-2003 06:11 AM      Profile for Manuel Calavera     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Ognob:
quote:
You're all nerds
name caller
Technically isn't calling someone a name caller calling them a name?

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Uiru
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posted 03-06-2003 07:27 AM      Profile for Uiru   Author's Homepage   Email Uiru   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Technically isn't calling someone a name caller calling them a name?
BAN HIM BAN HIM BAN HIM [Wink]
~Uiru

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Best topic evar. *Koffing Awards 2003*

Use the Mew2 slut. Can learn thunderbolt.

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posted 03-06-2003 11:47 AM      Profile for Atma   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Just do what I do -- take a female pikachu and cram the power cord up her [CENSORED].

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Forgotten in the river of time...
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And now I have an answer..."

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Uiru
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posted 03-06-2003 12:51 PM      Profile for Uiru   Author's Homepage   Email Uiru   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Never mind, ban HIM. [Smile]
~Uiru

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Ikuse
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posted 03-06-2003 01:18 PM      Profile for Ikuse   Author's Homepage   Email Ikuse   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Atma:
Just do what I do -- take a female pikachu and cram the power cord up her [CENSORED].

What? It's not like this is a frigging family-oriented board in the first place [Razz]

Is it really censored or is it more of a "insert favorite orifice here" type thing?

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Manuel Calavera
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quote:
Originally posted by Ikuse:
Is it more of a "insert favorite orifice here" type thing?

EARHOLE

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Twinkle
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posted 03-06-2003 07:22 PM      Profile for Twinkle        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
nostril > earhole

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quote:
Originally posted by Manuel Calavera:
quote:
Originally posted by Ikuse:
Is it more of a "insert favorite orifice here" type thing?

EARHOLE
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MK
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posted 03-06-2003 10:59 PM      Profile for Mick_Hale   Email Mick_Hale   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Good god, if it didn't result in banning, it would be so goddamned tempting.
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