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cfalcon
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posted 02-16-2003 03:22 AM      Profile for cfalcon   Email cfalcon   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I'm new to actually sharing files. My 28.8 wasn't up to the task, and the Pentium sorta chugged.

I have the following things shared:

- A *ton* of music
- A couple porn files
- A goodly amount of warez

What does everyone want? Even though there's like three porn files, that's all anyone ever wants. I mean, I have popular music, eminem, all that. All anyone wants is the porn. I have lots of fully functional software shared, but no.

All they want is the porn.

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Ikuse
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posted 02-16-2003 04:19 AM      Profile for Ikuse   Author's Homepage   Email Ikuse   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
post pics plz
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IceHawk78
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posted 02-16-2003 07:41 AM      Profile for IceHawk78   Author's Homepage   Email IceHawk78   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
What all do you have?

Don't bother with the music, 'cause that's not really hard to find. But the three pr0n files and all yer warez, what're those?

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posted 02-16-2003 09:31 AM      Profile for D-Teclis   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Yeah,send the porn! [Wink]

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Psybro
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posted 02-16-2003 04:15 PM      Profile for Psybro   Email Psybro   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I noticed getting a lot more uploads when I downloaded a Rose McGowan sex scene from some TV show.
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Fenix
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posted 02-16-2003 05:17 PM      Profile for Fenix   Author's Homepage   Email Fenix   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
When hosting KaZaa, my uploads go like this:

#1. Porn
#2. Anime music / vids
#3. Reference #1 - #2

Therefore, 90% of the internet is horny teenaged anime geeks.

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Atma
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posted 02-16-2003 05:32 PM      Profile for Atma   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
<Darth_Charibombermatrix> I'm greatly annoyed. There are more people downloading 5 different files of FAKE porn from me than 147 mp3s from me...

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posted 02-16-2003 06:17 PM      Profile for ceoalex316     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
People upload high-resolution movies a lot.

It’s hard to find a movie with 640 x 480 resolution and above.

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MK
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posted 02-16-2003 06:34 PM      Profile for MK     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
cfalcon, what kind of connection do you currently have? The way you said it, you made it sound like you're not on 28.8 anymore, but maybe I'm misunderstanding your message...

So, what kind of connection do you have?

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starCaliber
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posted 02-16-2003 07:55 PM      Profile for starCaliber   Email starCaliber   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
for the love of christ don't send MK your porn
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MK
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posted 02-16-2003 09:03 PM      Profile for MK     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
And don't bother sending any to starCaliber, I'm sure he gets plenty of sex as it is and doesn't have the use for such products...
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The Muffin King
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posted 02-16-2003 09:05 PM      Profile for The Muffin King   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by MK:
And don't bother sending any to starCaliber, I'm sure he gets plenty of sex as it is and doesn't have the use for such products...

HARHAR. YOU FLAMED YOUR SELF N00B
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MK
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quote:
Originally posted by The Muffin King:
quote:
Originally posted by MK:
And don't bother sending any to starCaliber, I'm sure he gets plenty of sex as it is and doesn't have the use for such products...

HARHAR. YOU FLAMED YOUR SELF N00B
You have to look deeper to find my "hidden meaning (insert word here)"
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MewtwoSama
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posted 02-16-2003 09:38 PM      Profile for MewtwoSama   Author's Homepage   Email MewtwoSama   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Is it wrong to laugh when MK makes a fool of himself?
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The Muffin King
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Of course not, what's up with this morality bullshit all of a sudden Sama? ur teh terrorizt
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Donald
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quote:
Originally posted by MewtwoSama:
Is it wrong to laugh when MK makes a fool of himself?

No, because then we can get a good chuckle without worrying about anyone getting banned.
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MK
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posted 02-16-2003 11:09 PM      Profile for MK     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
StarCaliber, what's the point in posting under your MewtwoSama account? I mean, they still belong to the same malevolent you, so why bother swapping between them!? I mean, are you trying to make me think more than just you hates me by having your clone nicknames cut me down!?
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The Muffin King
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posted 02-16-2003 11:11 PM      Profile for The Muffin King   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by MK:
StarCaliber, what's the point in posting under your MewtwoSama account? I mean, they still belong to the same malevolent you, so why bother swapping between them!? I mean, are you trying to make me think more than just you hates me by having your clone nicknames cut me down!?

MK should get his own Comedy Central show.
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posted 02-16-2003 11:13 PM      Profile for Anthrax   Author's Homepage   Email Anthrax   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by MK:
StarCaliber, what's the point in posting under your MewtwoSama account? I mean, they still belong to the same malevolent you, so why bother swapping between them!? I mean, are you trying to make me think more than just you hates me by having your clone nicknames cut me down!?

oh man
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starCaliber
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posted 02-16-2003 11:36 PM      Profile for starCaliber   Email starCaliber   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
MK is the new Milhouse Van Houten
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posted 02-16-2003 11:40 PM      Profile for EspeonNidoking   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
-_-

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$$Bling Bling$$" ~Jman

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LanderZRPG
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quote:
Originally posted by MK:
quote:
Originally posted by The Muffin King:
quote:
Originally posted by MK:
And don't bother sending any to starCaliber, I'm sure he gets plenty of sex as it is and doesn't have the use for such products...

HARHAR. YOU FLAMED YOUR SELF N00B
You have to look deeper to find my "hidden meaning (insert word here)"
Wow... it's like looking into a 6-line drawing of a cube... and seeing that it's 3-dimensional!

....

Oh... Sama missed it...

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cfalcon
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Uhh... MK, you don't really think that sC and Mewtwosama are the same, do you?
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MewtwoSama
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Werd.

Oh, people like my anime mp3's because some of the ones I have are pretty obscure.

DASH! DASH! DAN DAN DA-DAN!

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Zerot
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Guys, he's thought this for a long time. If I remember correctly, he mentioned SC=Sama in the topic where Sama got banned.

Why would SC have multiple names, anyways? That's just stupid.

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Wizzymoto
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omg

Zerot=SC

[Eek!]

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The Muffin King
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quote:
Originally posted by Zerot:
Why would SC have multiple names, anyways? That's just stupid.

Sneakerton.
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MewtwoSama
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posted 02-17-2003 06:54 PM      Profile for MewtwoSama   Author's Homepage   Email MewtwoSama   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
also I am also Mr K and Cat Gonk

[ 02-17-2003, 06:58 PM: Message edited by: MewtwoSama ]

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Badcrow
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Sama is me, we got banned around the same time so thats the proof.
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posted 02-17-2003 09:43 PM      Profile for Yurika     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
OMG pr0n...

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also i am t.martin and atma

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I'm really a Turing bot that was uploaded.

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starCaliber
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Zerot: Guys, he's thought this for a long time. If I remember correctly, he mentioned SC=Sama in the topic where Sama got banned.

You got a sharp memory on yuh, kid.

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I like MK... he's funny and nice.

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SDShamshel
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Watch! Using my astounding literary skills, I will skillfully manipulate this topic so we talk about masturbation!
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8==m=D~

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Face
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Where the hell is the pr0n.

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SDShamshel
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quote:
Originally posted by dr.steelix:
8==m=D~

Hmm, so even Ninja Turtles do it.
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veloS
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quote:
Originally posted by SDShamshel:
quote:
Originally posted by dr.steelix:
8==m=D~

Hmm, so even Ninja Turtles do it.
LOFL. [Big Grin]

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