The Azure Heights Forum


Post New Topic  New Poll  Post A Reply
my profile | search | faq | forum home
  next oldest topic   next newest topic
» The Azure Heights Forum   » The Courtyard   » Karp Park   » Oh yea.

UBBFriend: Email this page to someone!    
Author Topic: Oh yea.
cfalcon
OLDNBLD
Member # 19

Member Rated:
posted 02-13-2003 02:19 PM      Profile for cfalcon   Email cfalcon   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=514&e=6&cid=514&u=/ap/20030213/ap_on_go_co/do_not_call

- - - - -
Subject: Ninja and Opensource

From: 39°45' N, 104°52' W | Registered: Feb 2000  |  IP: Logged
Atma
Farting Nudist
Member # 689

Member Rated:
posted 02-13-2003 02:30 PM      Profile for Atma   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
NY already has such a list. *gets smacked by cfalcon*

And they need one of these for email.

- - - - -
"My name is Atma...
I am pure energy... and as ancient as the cosmos.
Forgotten in the river of time...
I've had an eternity to ponder the meaning of things...
And now I have an answer..."

From: Cinnabar Isle, Long Island, NY | Registered: Jul 2000  |  IP: Logged
IceHawk78
NOBODY IMPORTANT
Member # 1699

Member Rated:
posted 02-13-2003 03:19 PM      Profile for IceHawk78   Author's Homepage   Email IceHawk78   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
If there was any way to go about enforcing such an email-ban list, then I'm sure that'd be passed in a minute as well, but as of now, there's simply no feasible way of doing so, due to the ease in setting up free accounts/bogus accounts.
From: Ohio | Registered: Apr 2001  |  IP: Logged
Charmeleon42
Date Rapist
Member # 1066

Member Rated:
posted 02-13-2003 05:48 PM      Profile for Charmeleon42   Author's Homepage   Email Charmeleon42   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
If there was any way to go about enforcing such an email-ban list,

If I had L337 hax0r skillz, I could enforce my own email-ban list...

From: Mountain Dew Land | Registered: Oct 2000  |  IP: Logged
Donald
Bob the Builder
Member # 1551

Member Rated:
posted 02-13-2003 08:38 PM      Profile for Donald   Email Donald      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Didn't veloS admit to being a telemarketer?

Poor guy could be out of a job now...

From: In your girl's panties | Registered: Feb 2001  |  IP: Logged
Porygone
The Goatse Man
Member # 805

Member Rated:
posted 02-14-2003 02:55 AM      Profile for Porygone   Email Porygone   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I can picture veloS standing on a street corner, waving a sign that says "WILL EAT ANYTHING FOR $$$".

- - - - -
YOU'RE WINNER!

From: Celadon City Gym | Registered: Aug 2000  |  IP: Logged
veloS
8=D~~O:
Member # 2636

Member Rated:
posted 02-14-2003 04:19 AM      Profile for veloS     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I'm planning to find another job, anyhoo... Not because work sux that much, but because I want to find something that pays a bit better.

Porygone made me laugh... but I recommend him to take a look at the poll results of the masturbation poll.

- - - - -
www.mightyrhapsody.com

From: Amsterdam | Registered: Feb 2002  |  IP: Logged
Porygone
The Goatse Man
Member # 805

Member Rated:
posted 02-14-2003 05:01 AM      Profile for Porygone   Email Porygone   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Just checked. A few people said they chose to eat the stuff.

But I can't tell if they're honest, or put it at a joke. 'sides, I can't tell who did and didn't 'admit' to eating it. The only one other than you to admit to it was LexyEevee.

'sides, I can't go around making fun of people for possibly eating sperm without conlusive evidence. Y'know, like having a 'special cookbook' in their kitchen or something.

- - - - -
YOU'RE WINNER!

From: Celadon City Gym | Registered: Aug 2000  |  IP: Logged
Bulbasaur3000
Donkeylips
Member # 1801

Member Rated:
posted 02-14-2003 11:49 AM      Profile for Bulbasaur3000     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Is this the appropriate spot for a photoshop of a cookbook for sperm recipies?

- - - - -
This signature sucks. Why is it here?

From: Plano, TX =( | Registered: May 2001  |  IP: Logged
Donald
Bob the Builder
Member # 1551

Member Rated:
posted 02-14-2003 11:53 AM      Profile for Donald   Email Donald      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Yes. Yes it is.
From: In your girl's panties | Registered: Feb 2001  |  IP: Logged
Avalanche
Farting Nudist
Member # 38

Member Rated:
posted 02-16-2003 12:53 AM      Profile for Avalanche   Author's Homepage   Email Avalanche   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
It tastes like warm yogurt, but salty, and the taste is hard to get out of your mouth. Why would you want to put that in anything besides a girl's hair?

- - - - -
There is no comfort without pain, thus we define salvation through suffering

From: Catherdral City, CA, USA | Registered: Feb 2000  |  IP: Logged
Ikuse
Farting Nudist
Member # 3037

Member Rated:
posted 02-16-2003 04:21 AM      Profile for Ikuse   Author's Homepage   Email Ikuse   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
haha he tasted it testicle taste tester!
From: In my pants. | Registered: Aug 2002  |  IP: Logged
Anxious Clock
President Taft
Member # 1159

Member Rated:
posted 02-16-2003 11:32 PM      Profile for Anxious Clock     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Ikuse:
haha he taSted it teSticle taSte teSter!



- - - - -
Mr. K: omg nintendolover that shiz iz nawt k00l i m gonna bann j00 fuxx0rz!!!11!! - Mr. K to Nintendolover

From: Hell | Registered: Nov 2000  |  IP: Logged
veloS
8=D~~O:
Member # 2636

Member Rated:
posted 02-17-2003 04:19 AM      Profile for veloS     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Avalanche:
It tastes like warm yogurt, but salty, and the taste is hard to get out of your mouth. Why would you want to put that in anything besides a girl's hair?

Salty? WTF?!?!? You definitely did NOT eat your own jizz, my friend.

It's a bit bitter (not much though). More like beer-flavoured yogurt.

Sig that, people [Razz]

- - - - -
www.mightyrhapsody.com

From: Amsterdam | Registered: Feb 2002  |  IP: Logged
cfalcon
OLDNBLD
Member # 19

Member Rated:
posted 02-17-2003 05:05 AM      Profile for cfalcon   Email cfalcon   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Oh
From: 39°45' N, 104°52' W | Registered: Feb 2000  |  IP: Logged
cfalcon
OLDNBLD
Member # 19

Member Rated:
posted 02-17-2003 05:05 AM      Profile for cfalcon   Email cfalcon   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
My
From: 39°45' N, 104°52' W | Registered: Feb 2000  |  IP: Logged
Tghost
Farting Nudist
Member # 1418

Member Rated:
posted 02-17-2003 05:20 AM      Profile for Tghost   Author's Homepage   Email Tghost   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Gawd.
From: Auckland, New Zealand | Registered: Jan 2001  |  IP: Logged
Knight
Insulting title
Member # 1378

Member Rated:
posted 02-17-2003 05:49 AM      Profile for Knight     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
What
From: The farm. | Registered: Jan 2001  |  IP: Logged
Knight
Insulting title
Member # 1378

Member Rated:
posted 02-17-2003 05:51 AM      Profile for Knight     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
The
From: The farm. | Registered: Jan 2001  |  IP: Logged
EspeonNidoking
warcraft 3
Member # 2028

posted 02-17-2003 06:48 AM      Profile for EspeonNidoking   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
fuck

- - - - -
"Yeah, my pubic hair has dollar signs trimmed in it!

$$Bling Bling$$" ~Jman

From: Summit,New Jersey, Tampa, Fl, and Rindge, NH | Registered: Jul 2001  |  IP: Logged
Rolken
Vulcan
Member # 7

Member Rated:
posted 02-17-2003 09:16 AM      Profile for Rolken   Author's Homepage   Email Rolken   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Is
From: Provo, UT | Registered: Feb 2000  |  IP: Logged
IceHawk78
NOBODY IMPORTANT
Member # 1699

Member Rated:
posted 02-17-2003 09:41 AM      Profile for IceHawk78   Author's Homepage   Email IceHawk78   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
That
From: Ohio | Registered: Apr 2001  |  IP: Logged
veloS
8=D~~O:
Member # 2636

Member Rated:
posted 02-17-2003 10:48 AM      Profile for veloS     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
for a sexy guy? Eventhough he has eaten his sperm... he's... so... attractive... Can't... fight... his... SexyneSS...

<Derails the homosexual 1word-train>

- - - - -
www.mightyrhapsody.com

From: Amsterdam | Registered: Feb 2002  |  IP: Logged
The Muffin King
Farting Nudist
Member # 2240

Member Rated:
posted 02-17-2003 11:10 AM      Profile for The Muffin King   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Teh spermos boi interrupted the chain. Crucify him!

And I do believe it's salty, because I remember this joke:

"A college professor is teaching biology and says how sperm is made a sugars, when a blonde asks, 'Then how come it tastes so salty?'"

So therefore, veloS has b0rked taste buds

From: Maryland | Registered: Sep 2001  |  IP: Logged
Charmeleon42
Date Rapist
Member # 1066

Member Rated:
posted 02-17-2003 12:52 PM      Profile for Charmeleon42   Author's Homepage   Email Charmeleon42   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I dunno about salty... my shat in that lump of toilet paper there smells like really really really really dense chlorine.
From: Mountain Dew Land | Registered: Oct 2000  |  IP: Logged
MewtwoSama
Asshole
Member # 12

Member Rated:
posted 02-17-2003 01:14 PM      Profile for MewtwoSama   Author's Homepage   Email MewtwoSama   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Avalanche:
It tastes like warm yogurt, but salty, and the taste is hard to get out of your mouth. Why would you want to put that in anything besides a girl's hair?

I'm guessing he got an unsuspecting snowballing. Those girls out in the California deserts are strange people.
From: Abyss of Evil | Registered: Feb 2000  |  IP: Logged
Manuel Calavera
Sock Lover
Member # 1202

Member Rated:
posted 02-17-2003 03:28 PM      Profile for Manuel Calavera     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Charmeleon42:
I dunno about salty... my shat in that lump of toilet paper there smells like really really really really dense chlorine.

You shouldn't inhale dense chlorine.

- - - - -
Gates is the Saddam Hussein of the consumer technology world. ~ Mr.K

From: Newcastle, Home of Geordies, Brown Ale and The Wildhearts | Registered: Nov 2000  |  IP: Logged
spunman
Farting Nudist
Member # 1181

posted 02-17-2003 11:24 PM      Profile for spunman        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
the taste varies. it all depends on what you eat. yes, the average discharge tastes salty, but i've heard girls give various accounts, including "sweet like candy" (guy ate a lot of donuts 'n stuff). if you don't smoke, don't start: tobacco seriously fucks with the taste, and most girls will never like it. haven't heard anything about the smell, but mine smells like bleach, too.

funny how many topics turn to semen and masturbation, even if only briefly. reminds me of just who comprises the audience here.

From: the middle | Registered: Nov 2000  |  IP: Logged
veloS
8=D~~O:
Member # 2636

Member Rated:
posted 02-18-2003 05:51 AM      Profile for veloS     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by spunman:
the taste varies. it all depends on what you eat. yes, the average discharge tastes salty, but i've heard girls give various accounts, including "sweet like candy" (guy ate a lot of donuts 'n stuff). if you don't smoke, don't start: tobacco seriously fucks with the taste, and most girls will never like it. haven't heard anything about the smell, but mine smells like bleach, too.

funny how many topics turn to semen and masturbation, even if only briefly. reminds me of just who comprises the audience here.

True... but I eat lots o' sweets! How come?

I like eating my girl's pussy a lot... does that have anything to do with it?

- - - - -
www.mightyrhapsody.com

From: Amsterdam | Registered: Feb 2002  |  IP: Logged
Kid Vid2
I am a tub of earwax.
Member # 2514

Member Rated:
posted 02-18-2003 02:22 PM      Profile for Kid Vid2   Email Kid Vid2   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Well-ll now, how does it feel to be a killer?
From: cardbord box :((((((((((((( | Registered: Jan 2002  |  IP: Logged
veloS
8=D~~O:
Member # 2636

Member Rated:
posted 02-19-2003 08:52 AM      Profile for veloS     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Xplain plz.

- - - - -
www.mightyrhapsody.com

From: Amsterdam | Registered: Feb 2002  |  IP: Logged
Badcrow
Cute Fluffy Squirrel
Member # 684

Member Rated:
posted 02-19-2003 09:26 AM      Profile for Badcrow     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by veloS: I like eating my girl's pussy a lot... does that have anything to do with it?
Before or after you blow your load in her?

[ 02-19-2003, 09:26 AM: Message edited by: Badcrow ]

Registered: Jul 2000  |  IP: Logged
veloS
8=D~~O:
Member # 2636

Member Rated:
posted 02-19-2003 01:16 PM      Profile for veloS     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Badcrow:
quote:
Originally posted by veloS: I like eating my girl's pussy a lot... does that have anything to do with it?
Before or after you blow your load in her?
Before. Doi.

Sometimes after... but only like after at least 10-15 minutes...

- - - - -
www.mightyrhapsody.com

From: Amsterdam | Registered: Feb 2002  |  IP: Logged


All times are ET (US)  
Post New Topic  New Poll  Post A Reply Close Topic    Move Topic    Delete Topic next oldest topic   next newest topic
Printer-friendly view of this topic
Hop To:


Contact Us | Azure Heights Pokémon Laboratory

© 2000-2019, Maximum Penetration Industries.

Karpe Diem


The views and opinions expressed on this page are strictly those of the author(s). The contents and links have not been reviewed or approved by the University of Miami.