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EspeonNidoking
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posted 02-11-2003 07:53 PM      Profile for EspeonNidoking   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
what happened with Steven Segal?

has always been my favorite actor dude, or one of...

but i heard he got arrested...

did he like beat someone's ass or somethin?

wtf tell me plz.



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[ 02-11-2003, 08:03 PM: Message edited by: EspeonNidoking ]

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Donald
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posted 02-11-2003 08:13 PM      Profile for Donald   Email Donald      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
http://www.cnn.com/2003/LAW/02/11/seagal.mob.trial.ap/index.html

I wonder if Segal camps with that gun of his...

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laZeye
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posted 02-11-2003 08:39 PM      Profile for laZeye     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I never liked Steven Seagal. His whole "badass-with-a-pony-tail" persona really doesn't do it for me. I would like to see Jackie Chan or Jet Li take him to school sometime.

I heard that once Seagal issued a general challenge to all the workers on a movie set, and some black belt in judo took it up. Well, they fight, and the judo guy gets Seagal in a choke-hold and Seagal passes out. Next day, Seagal asks for a rematch, the judo guy does the same thing, and Seagal soiled himself.

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EspeonNidoking
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posted 02-11-2003 08:43 PM      Profile for EspeonNidoking   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
seagal = aikido.

you know 90% of stories are made up on the spot. [Wink]

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posted 02-12-2003 12:40 AM      Profile for Mr. K   Author's Homepage   Email Mr. K   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
What did Seagal do, threaten to sit on someone?
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The Muffin King
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posted 02-12-2003 03:04 PM      Profile for The Muffin King   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by EspeonNidoking:
seagal = aikido.

you know 90% of stories are made up on the spot. [Wink]

quote:
Orignally posted by Badcrow:
158% of statistics are made up on the spot.



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posted 02-12-2003 05:07 PM      Profile for ceoalex316     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
"In New York, I always carry a gun"
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Rolken
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posted 02-12-2003 05:27 PM      Profile for Rolken   Author's Homepage   Email Rolken   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Idiot.

If I was well-known and in a densely populated place (especially after past shady dealings), I'd want protection too.

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Anxious Clock
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posted 02-12-2003 05:39 PM      Profile for Anxious Clock     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Rolken:
Idiot.

If I was well-known and in a densely populated place (especially after past shady dealings), I'd want protection too.

"Oh my God! It's Steven Segal! Let's mug him!"

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The Muffin King
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quote:
Originally posted by Rolken:
Idiot.

If I was well-known and in a densely populated place (especially after past shady dealings), I'd want protection too.


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Rolken
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posted 02-12-2003 09:53 PM      Profile for Rolken   Author's Homepage   Email Rolken   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Double meanings are great.

"Oh my God! It's Steven Segal! Let's mug him!"

Exactly.

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ceoalex316
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posted 02-12-2003 10:09 PM      Profile for ceoalex316     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Rolknut:
Idiot.

If I was well-known and in a densely populated place (especially after past shady dealings), I'd want protection too.

I was joking, that means you shouldn't have taken that post seriously.

But seriously, you know how many cops are on the streets of New York now?

The marijuana industry took a nosedive. Times are tough.

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posted 02-13-2003 10:05 AM      Profile for Badcrow     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Sure it has....
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posted 11-02-2010 06:08 PM      Profile for Face   Author's Homepage   Email Face   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Steven Segal is one bad villain.

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