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Zerot
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I don't think there has been a poll of this famous question...

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Anxious Clock
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If Hitler were alive today I'm pretty sure he'd know who Annie Lennox is.

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Zerot
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Who?
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Anxious Clock
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posted 02-10-2003 08:44 PM      Profile for Anxious Clock     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I want to punch you in the face.

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Mr. K: omg nintendolover that shiz iz nawt k00l i m gonna bann j00 fuxx0rz!!!11!! - Mr. K to Nintendolover

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Do you really think that if we killed Hitler, Staline, and all the other fuckheads who killed hundreds of millions people, there would never have been any genocides?

Go back in time, kill Hitler, and watch someone else take his place. Maybe it wouldn't have been a German, maybe it would have been some mentally diseased French or Italian, I dunno.

...heh

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I agree with Zerot. Who?
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cfalcon
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posted 02-10-2003 09:15 PM      Profile for cfalcon   Email cfalcon   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Either we've got a forum of Nazis or everone is very temporally conservative.

I voted no as well, even though that would be a most excellent neck to wring. I even reject Flourine's arguement, but only because it's bullshit the way it's presented. Does he mean it's inevitable because people are mean, Jews were universally loathed, or because it was "meant to occur"?

Antisemitism was a pretty popular thought process, especially when it was obvious that people with a ton of money had gotten greedy, and, in attempting to make even more money, caused or contributed to a worldwide economic collapse. Sure, it wasn't the fault of some Jewish collective, but they sure were in a lot of banks, and hey, don't they still have money while we're selling these fucking apples?

Given that sentiment, I could have come up with a great racist party that- wait for it- did not involve genocide. In fact, most of the racists here in the US at the time (like Ford and friends) were not *nearly* as crazy as the Nazis.

To top it off, you have to remember that Hitler was *very* persuasive. I keep forgetting that most people only know that Hitler == devil is true, so when I used the exclamation "Yea, if he had Hitler's charisma" I got flack until myself and the other intellectual in the room explained exactly what that meant. One thing that bugs me is that when you see the footage of Hitler these days it's never meant to be flattering, and they usually just show him yelling. Hitler was an imposing mother. He got a nation that was totally on its rump to threaten the entire world, and that is quite an accomplishment. Without him, there would still have been a Nazi party, and it might even have risen to power... but I doubt it would have accomplished either the heights or the depths it did under Hitler's mad control.

The question is, would the world be better off without WWII, the sensless obliteration of millions, and change? Well, I don't know. I don't know if it would be better for me, for America, or for humans in general. I don't know what would have happened with nuclear weapons. I don't know what would have happened economically, politically. I don't even know if more innocents might have ended up dead in the world without Hitler.

But your question does make an assumption: that we are in front of the time machine deciding. Then I wouldn't.

But if I was *already* back in time, knowing what I know now... If I actually had the chance...

Yea. Hell yea.

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I only wish I had half of the charisma of Hitler and a quarter of the intelligence of Goebbels. That way I'd be able to state my opinion and be right almost every time.

Both were brilliant men. So was a whole bunch of famous mobster dudes. Arafat is a pure PR genius. Bill Gates is at the forefront of running the computer industry.

Just because they're pure evil, it doesn't mean that they have good qualities. Given that, if these guys were to use their brainpower for good instead of bad, think about how much different it would be.

Not voting, but I generally stick with the devil I know than the devil I don't. Such a hypothetical question is absolutely mind-bogglingly hard to answer.

So basically, agreeing with cfalcon. Well put.

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Rei the Giant Koffing
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posted 02-10-2003 11:02 PM      Profile for Rei the Giant Koffing   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Read Mein Kampf.
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MewtwoSama
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posted 02-10-2003 11:59 PM      Profile for EspeonNidoking   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
lol

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$$Bling Bling$$" ~Jman

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Fluorine
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posted 02-11-2003 09:26 AM      Profile for Fluorine     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Fl - u - o - rine, damnit.

I think I'm due for a name change [Frown]

[ 02-11-2003, 09:27 AM: Message edited by: Fluorine ]

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Kid Vid2
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posted 02-11-2003 11:11 AM      Profile for Kid Vid2   Email Kid Vid2   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
It's not your fuolt that we Americans can't spell.

Oh, and to answer the question: Would I go back in time to kill Adolf Hitler? No.
Would I go back in time and teach Hitler's father the wonders of the future in the form of Uranium Underwear? Most definately.

[ 02-11-2003, 11:16 AM: Message edited by: Kid Vid2 ]

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DrFuko
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wh00t? Kill Hitler? /me does Doc Brown voice. It could cause a majour time paradox and deestroy the entire universe!!! ...and besides, Hitler is still alive and well...

working for the Milk company!!! (I always knew they were evil.)


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Noone expects.... THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!

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posted 02-11-2003 11:35 AM      Profile for EspeonNidoking   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
woot fuko, looks like you and K worked thing sout.

welcome back! [Wink]

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Mick_Hale
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posted 02-11-2003 02:34 PM      Profile for Mick_Hale   Email Mick_Hale   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Wow, I guess my flag-waving ways are coming back to haunt me again. It's such a terrible thing. I'd hate for this to turn into another one of those debates. Meh.
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starCaliber
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The Muffin King
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I'm writing a book! It's called Mein Krampf and it's fun!

Seriously though, if Hitler had been assasinated before the attack on Russia, German might have been the I.F. Common Language. Who knows?

[ 02-11-2003, 04:46 PM: Message edited by: The Muffin King ]

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Green Ranger
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posted 02-12-2003 10:25 AM      Profile for Green Ranger   Email Green Ranger   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Hitler is a fucking pimp, yo.

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Kid Vid2
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posted 02-12-2003 02:52 PM      Profile for Kid Vid2   Email Kid Vid2   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
No. Pimps are cool. Hitler is not cool. Thus, Hitler is not a pimp, unless you mean he pimps pure evil. Which is still not cool. His car didn't have chainsaw wheels, either.

In conclusion: Pimps >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hitler.

Edit: I agree with Donald, so I added a couple more >s.

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Donald
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quote:
Originally posted by Kid Vid2:
In conclusion: Pimps >>>>>>> Hitler.

Needs a few more > signs.

Anyway, due to fear of causing some massive paradox, I wouldn't go back and kill Hitler.

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MewtwoSama
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This thread is cool. I'd vote for Hitler over Bush.
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Zerot
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posted 08-28-2005 02:17 PM      Profile for Zerot   Author's Homepage   Email Zerot   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
All my threads are cool, don't act surprised.
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Sonuis
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quote:
Originally posted by Zerot:
All my threads are cool, don't act surprised.

Most of them are serious discussion too.


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Boodabonzi
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Number of letters Hitler received daily from women wanting him to father their children: 523 (on average).

And these were just the ones from overseas.

[ 10-09-2005, 03:00 PM: Message edited by: Boodabonzi ]

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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First read my signature. I dont think war should destroy the human race so hence killing Hitler for crimes he did commit yet would make us the bad guy. He did not commit them YET. There can not be any punishment for crimes that did not yet occur. Now do I think that natural selection should govern wether or not the human race survives? Yes. I honestly think we should keep the human population in check. When we become ridiculously over populated we should have a human hunting season. (This excludes the HOTTT girls and the incredibly inteligent children.) If your I.Q. is below 120 you die. Race and religion should not affect who dies. I.Q. should. If 3 billion dumbasses die due to a violent planetary earthquake (wishful thinking) then im ok with that. Im sorry if thats cruel but from a survival standpoint its quite a good idea. The slow cave man that was trying to get away from the saber tooth tiger didnt have kids of his own. Nowdays the kid that swallows too many marbles doesnt grow up to have children of his own. Its kinda good someone once in a while thinks of a way to keep the human population in check. Even though it was majorly fucked up. I guess im torn on the issue but the point is tha you can not pass sentence on crimes that have not occured yet.

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MewtwoSama
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quote:
Originally posted by Zer0Khul:
First read my signature.

rated 1, tl;dr the rest
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[ 10-10-2005, 11:54 AM: Message edited by: MewtwoSama ]

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quote:
Originally posted by Zer0Khul:
words

try some paragraphing there boyo

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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Zer0Khul
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I apologize but I did not realize that perfect grammar was a prerequisite for this forum.

[Roll Eyes]

In addition I'm sorry but I know im weird. I enjoy violence and death. "Its a part of nature." Quoting George Carlin . I hate senseless war. Especialy one that makes americans look like fucked up bastards. Then again most americans are, especialy the ones from Texas. Im European by origin, and I agree with most of Europe.

[ 10-10-2005, 04:51 PM: Message edited by: Zer0Khul ]

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Yeah, perfect grammar isn't. Grammar at all, is. Where the hell did you come from, anyways? I didn't think we still got new members.

quote:
In addition I'm sorry but I know im weird. I enjoy violence and death. "Its a part of nature." Quoting George Carlin . I hate senseless war. Especialy one that makes americans look like fucked up bastards. Then again most americans are, especialy the ones from Texas. Im European by origin, and I agree with most of Europe.
You're posting on a forum for a video game designed for children set up for adults roughly 5 years ago. Why the hell would you apologize for being weird?

Intelligence, however, is useful when posting. Give it a shot next time.

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Zerot
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quote:
Originally posted by Zer0Khul:
First read my signature. I dont think war should destroy the human race so hence killing Hitler for crimes he did commit yet would make us the bad guy. He did not commit them YET.

Fine. Would you kill him the exact moment he ordered the first person to die, or would you let history run it's course?

Besides, it is certainly acceptable (some may say completely justified) to kill one man to save the lives of many, is it not?

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Killing a man you KNEW 100% was going to do something terrible is a good thing.

Killing someone who has YET to do anything terrible and has no intentions of doing so (yet) is a bad thing.

So you'll be doing a bad thing to do a good thing.

The solution is bribe the Vienna art school, duh.

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