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Badcrow
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posted 02-10-2003 04:06 PM      Profile for Badcrow     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/delldude1.html

I guess they have a new term for prison rape.

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posted 02-10-2003 04:32 PM      Profile for MK     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Dudes
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Sage
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posted 02-10-2003 04:33 PM      Profile for Sage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
oh ok.
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starCaliber
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posted 02-10-2003 04:44 PM      Profile for starCaliber   Email starCaliber   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
at first this thread was crappy but then it was rounded out into super craptacular with bandwidth leeching and MK posting something that i didn't read

thx guys

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posted 02-10-2003 04:47 PM      Profile for MK     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
SC, why don't you go inside a church?
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Nirvana
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MK deserves his own comedy programme.
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posted 02-10-2003 05:40 PM      Profile for EspeonNidoking   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by MK:
SC, why don't you go inside a church?



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posted 02-10-2003 05:51 PM      Profile for Fenix   Author's Homepage   Email Fenix   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
nirvana spelled "program" wrong
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ReturnofNumeroUno
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quote:
Originally posted by Fenix:
nirvana spelled "program" wrong

Honour,Colour and Centre

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Uiru
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quote:
Originally posted by ReturnofNumeroUno:
quote:
Originally posted by Fenix:
nirvana spelled "program" wrong

Honour,Colour and Centre
Offence and Defence, while we're on the topic.
~Uiru

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Hay guys, the Dell dude goes to my college.

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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune

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quote:
Originally posted by EspeonNidoking:
quote:
Originally posted by MK:
SC, why don't you go inside a church?




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Badcrow
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Comics that look just like penny arcade, and have the same humor (humour) as penny arcade aren't funny.

And stop turning this thread into your homo quote train!

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Porygone
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CHOO-CHOO!!!

quote:
Originally posted by veloS:
quote:
Originally posted by EspeonNidoking:
quote:
Originally posted by MK:
SC, why don't you go inside a church?





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Donald
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I still don't get what MK was saying there. </derailment of the quote train>
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Porygone
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posted 02-11-2003 01:48 PM      Profile for Porygone   Email Porygone   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I'm guessing he's trying to suggest that SC is some sort of unholy and blasphemous beast that has emerged from the flaming pits of Hell, and his impurity is so great that coming too close to a house of God would drive him insane and literally tear his very essence apart.

That, or he's making some sort of reference to something.

[ 02-11-2003, 01:49 PM: Message edited by: Porygone ]

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ceoalex316
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posted 02-11-2003 03:25 PM      Profile for ceoalex316     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
This topic is going no where.

I'd like to use this post to inform you that I have been quoted, by Badcrow, making fun of someone other than myself.

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starCaliber
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posted 02-11-2003 03:47 PM      Profile for starCaliber   Email starCaliber   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I go to church sometimes with this chick from my physics class, it's kinda fun. Takes like 2-3 hours of my Sunday though, who dreamed that shit up?

MK's fruitcake reference is in regards to him saying that I would "catch on fire or somethin" if I went in a church, backed by his reasoning that because I don't appreciate his trash posts devoid of any humor and showcasing the intellect of a fifth grader, I'm most certainly hellbound in a religion that I don't practice.

He's the best poster ever, d00dz.

[ 02-11-2003, 05:54 PM: Message edited by: starCaliber ]

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Porygone
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Cool. I was closest.

I really think MK doesn't deserve half the crap he gets 'round here.....

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starCaliber
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Porygone: Cool. I was closest.

You were the only one with a 'theory,' chief.

I really think MK doesn't deserve half the crap he gets 'round here.....

Yeah, and I don't think bottled water should cost a fucking dollar, but them's the breaks.

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The Muffin King
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Why do I get the feeling SC didn't have a happy childhood?
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Porygone
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You were the only one with a 'theory,' chief.

Stop raining on my parade.

Yeah, and I don't think bottled water should cost a fucking dollar, but them's the breaks.

Point taken.

Why do I get the feeling SC didn't have a happy childhood?

I think he did. Different things make different people happy.

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Point well made. I think it's obvious that sC loves kicking around MK.
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That reminds me of my "you all really want me here because you need someone to make fun of" platform...
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I thought he wanted him to go in a church so that he would get "annointed" by a priest.

heh

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Yurika
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quote:
Originally posted by Badcrow:
Comics that look just like penny arcade, and have the same humor (humour) as penny arcade aren't funny.

And stop turning this thread into your homo quote train!

Dell... It had to be said... Badcrow do you read any internet comics.?.

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starCaliber
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cfalcon: I think it's obvious that sC loves kicking around MK.

sorry man, I'm weak.

[edit] if you'll notice, I didn't call him any names, or even directly ridicule him. I simply presented my point of view on his posting style.

[ 02-12-2003, 02:04 AM: Message edited by: starCaliber ]

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