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D-Teclis
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posted 01-31-2003 10:31 AM      Profile for D-Teclis   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
but there is a hole :/

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Hearing about brats getting their butt's kicked is always satisfying.~~Pokegod

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Psybro
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posted 01-31-2003 10:45 AM      Profile for Psybro   Email Psybro   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Reaction over at the Something Awful forums when this was posted yesterday:

Why were they cutting that pipe anyway??

If you can think of a better way to kil crabs at 6000 feet below sea level, I'd like to hear it.

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Lark84
My skeleton is made of creamy nougat.
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posted 01-31-2003 12:19 PM      Profile for Lark84     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I'm on a 56K line (boohoo) so could someone please tell me what's in that movie? I like crabs, so I hope they don't get hurt... [Frown] ( [Wink] )

D-Teclis: "Oh,a crab!"
Yes, but is it an ASSCRAB!!!!!!1111!1111!!11!!11oneone!11?

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Psybro
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posted 01-31-2003 12:25 PM      Profile for Psybro   Email Psybro   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
This is a video taken in 6000 feet of water.
An undersea robot is sawing a 3mm wide slit
(1/10th of an inch...remember that width) in a pipeline.
Inside the pipeline is normal atmospheric pressure
while the pressure outside is 2700PSI,
or 1.3 tons per square inch.

And then a crab walks by........

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Crimzonite
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posted 01-31-2003 02:38 PM      Profile for Crimzonite     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Hole wins. Brutality ...
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starCaliber
is evil and also MewtwoSama
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posted 01-31-2003 03:13 PM      Profile for starCaliber   Email starCaliber   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Not only did I enjoy that, I missed it on SA as well.

You win, sir.

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MewtwoSama
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Lobster sticks to magnet
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The Muffin King
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Charmeleon42
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posted 01-31-2003 07:51 PM      Profile for Charmeleon42   Author's Homepage   Email Charmeleon42   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Dude... 3mm...

Crab got so r0x0r3d...

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Fenix
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posted 01-31-2003 09:41 PM      Profile for Fenix   Author's Homepage   Email Fenix   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
the robot was clearly camping that spawn
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Psybro
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posted 02-01-2003 02:23 PM      Profile for Psybro   Email Psybro   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by starCaliber:
Not only did I enjoy that, I missed it on SA as well.

You win, sir.

dude, it was posted at least four times, three of those accompanied by 'READ THE FUCKING FORUMS RETARD'esque rants.
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Bowser
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lmao
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Lark84
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[Frown]
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Donald
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RIP Crab
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Crimzonite
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This incident and the platypus are proof that God has a sense of humor. Neither of these are the products of a serious mind. [Razz]
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Donald
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posted 02-03-2003 07:39 PM      Profile for Donald   Email Donald      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
noooooooooooo

404

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Fenix
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posted 02-03-2003 07:45 PM      Profile for Fenix   Author's Homepage   Email Fenix   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Good thing I mirrored it, then.
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New Guy
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Reminds me of that secene in Alien: Ressurection.

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Yurika
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posted 02-03-2003 09:30 PM      Profile for Yurika     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Pipe wins

FATALITY

FLAWLESS VICTORY

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Remember folks theres no "I" in "Orgy". Now ask yourself "Are you a team player"?

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Sage
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hay u lil crab wots goin on [Smile]
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MK
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quote:
Originally posted by MewtwoSama:
Lobster sticks to magnet

During World Lit II today I couldn't get that song out of my head!

*MK goes and plays Lobster Magnet again...

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Sage
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how do i put lime in coconut
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MK
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If you call me in the morning... I'll tell you what to do...
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Jolteon X
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i want to see this video again

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Charmeleon42
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crab versus pipe dot em-peg

Hey I was in this thread. Too bad I sucked in it.

EDIT: Changed to sexy purple arrow to indicate sexy video action

[ 06-02-2005, 01:21 AM: Message edited by: Charmeleon42 ]

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my god, how stupid can two people be? Attracting a Starmie thats trying to Thunder-Wave a Quagsire.

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Crimzonite
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Oh, I remember this thread. A hole in a pipe totally owned a crab. It ruled.
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Uiru
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That's amazing.

What I don't understand, though, is that the suction seemed to occur in ~four stages. If the force is strong enough to suck in any portion of the crab, what part of the crab's remaining anatomy is strong enough to resist it, even for a second?

Also, a funny followup vid would be the view from inside.
~Uiru

[ 06-03-2005, 12:32 AM: Message edited by: Uiru ]

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TIDUDSOFIEIHUGHEXXXC: "maybe he will let you touch his blow up do"

AFRO NOOOOOOO!!!

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Crimzonite
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quote:
Originally posted by Uiru:

Also, a funny followup vid would be the view from inside.

Agreed.
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