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gruco
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Bruce Willis is actually dead.

Darth Vader is Luke's father.

Leia is Luke's sister.

Sephiroth kills Aeris.

Rosebud is a sled.

Soylent Green is people.

Dorothy was dreaming.

Gandalf survived the fall.

The aliens are weak against water.

Sheik is Zelda.

Bowser and Baby Bowser are the final boss of Super Mario Sunshine.

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cfalcon
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u r so meen!!!11!!!111!!!!!
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Donald
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Leia is Luke's sister.

The Titanic sinks.

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Dark_Herakurosu
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Akasha turns to dust.

Dryland exists after all.

Darth Vader is Luke's father.

Tetsuo's powers grow too strong to be controlled.

John Cofee gets electrocuted.

Jack Torrence blows up the Overlook Hotel.

E.T. returns home.

Austin Powers and Dr. Evil are brothers.

Neo really is The One.

Simba becomes king.

Johnny 5 comes back to life.

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There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections, and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

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Anthrax
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DRY LAND IS A MYTH
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undone-backwards
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Robin Williams' chink friend is VC.

The butler did it.

Norman Bates is the killer and he likes to dress in womens' clothes.

Teddy is not the bad dude.

Tessio was the snitch.

Harrison Ford is a clone aswell.

Mr.Glass did all that bad shit.

Ian Holmes is really an android working for the government.

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Mr. K is a facist.
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Mentar the Malady Monkey
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Jar Jar Binks is, in fact, a faggot.
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EspeonNidoking
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Catgonk and Badcrow are indeed my legal guardians.

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"Yeah, my pubic hair has dollar signs trimmed in it!

$$Bling Bling$$" ~Jman

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Eaichu250
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GOD DAMMIT YOU RUINED EVERYTHING WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO AND DO THAT GOD DAMMIT MY LIFE IS RUINED FUDDDDDDDDDDGGGGEEEEEEE YOU ;_;
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pkthunder
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Beth dies.
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Eaichu250
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quote:
Originally posted by pkthunder:
Beth dies.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON MY TEAM OH GOD DAMMIT WHY MY BRAIN ARTRRGHRG THE SPOILERS STOP RUINING MY LIFE STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSOTPOSTP
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Gary Oak beats the Elite 4 and you battle him after Lance.

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YOU'RE WINNER!

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Tghost
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Roger Kint is Keyser Soze.
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Charmeleon42
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Char42 beat Ikuse at Quake 2.
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K is killing kittens right now!

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MickHale18: nevermind, I'll pull out for a second
MickHale18: *pulls out finger*

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Odnamra Taizem
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Kagome is the reincarnation of Kikyou.

Ruby/Sapphire Elite 4 Champion is not Lance.

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"We did it becuase... we're us!" - Ivan

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ceoalex316
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My real name is Rodney.
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pkthunder
I look like your mom.
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quote:
Originally posted by Odnamra Taizem:
Ruby/Sapphire Elite 4 Champion is not Lance.

[Frown]
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veloS
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Vaati is Ganon's pawn.

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www.mightyrhapsody.com

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quote:
Originally posted by Donald:
The Titanic sinks.

Kramer: "it sinks AGAIN?!?"
Best. Mobile. Commercial. Ever.

SPOILER:
The original record for the Lon-Lon steeplechase was set by Malon.

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I love nintendolover, but only in a strictly platonic sense.

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Dweedle
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Dewey defeats Truman.

[ 01-28-2003, 11:13 AM: Message edited by: Dweedle ]

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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune

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Psybro
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quote:
Originally posted by Dark_Herakurosu:
Jack Torrence blows up the Overlook Hotel.

That's the novel, in the movie he just freezes to death whilst his wife and son make off in the black guy's snowtractor thing.
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Dav1dL
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Ganon isn't in Celda.

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Never argue with an idiot, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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Barrierd
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James Bond doesn't get the world blown up and has sex with a chick.

Princess Fiona is really an ogre, not a human.

Bridget falls in love with Colin Firth's character.

Jumanji washes up on a beach in France.

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Where are my bitches

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ReturnofNumeroUno
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Goatse.cx is infact a really gross site.

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Ich Liebe NintendoLover

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Ikuse
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quote:
Originally posted by Charmeleon42:
Char42 beat Ikuse at Quake 2.

Lies. I own you, and if I have to brand you, I WILL do so.

Frodo doesn't throw the ring into the cracks of doom, gollum bites his finger off and falls in.

[ 01-28-2003, 05:36 PM: Message edited by: Ikuse ]

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Kid Vid2
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Hustler One is really an AI program
Meganites were designed to destroy half the human population
Hyuga is a spy for the government trying to get Kurou and Akadama to weaken each other in battle so the government can move in and take the foundry for free
Kids will do anything for Hairy Lee
Micheal Jackson's nose isn't real
Spike kills Vicious, then dies
Lain is the true god of The Wired

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Green Ranger
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Bruce Willis was actually dead the whole time but he really didn't know until the end.

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GO GO GREEN RANGER! YOU MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGER!!!!

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You have to make a copy of the tape then get someone else to watch it.

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Bowser and baby bowser are the final bosses of Super Mario Sunshine. (oh wait mk was banned)

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Chumble spuzz.

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quote:
Originally posted by Ikuse:
quote:
Originally posted by Charmeleon42:
Char42 beat Ikuse at Quake 2.

Lies. I own you, and if I have to brand you, I WILL do so.

IKUSE IS CONFUSED
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Why did pokemon always attack themselves when confused? I think they should have attacked people at random, it would be funny to see a pinsir go beat up some people at a retirement home or something.

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Thwart my deadly hamster so I can shuffle my burnt underpants.

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Anakin Skywalker is Darth Vader.

If you choose the boy, your rival is a girl.

Optimus Prime dies.

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My brain went on vacation and left my pancreas in charge

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pkthunder
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Maggie shot Mr. Burns.
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New Guy
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Tyler Durden is really imaginary.
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cfalcon
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Good one.

You get credits, and two girls in bikinis looking away from you with "X"s on their bathing suits. A voice says "See you again... hahahaha!"

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Kids will do anything for Hairy Lee

You rock for saying that...

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Olga was the ninja.
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Boodabonzi
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In SMB:3 Mario and Luigi have the same moveset.

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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Tghost
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NEO IS CONNECTED. TO THE SOURCE.
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The piece of Skylab is blown off course and doesn't hit the campers.

He rides the bomb through the broken doors while waving his cowboy.

That Wrath of Khan guy controls the girl, but Leslie Nielson disables it with love.

It turns out a park with dinosaurs was a bad idea.

Bruce Banner is alive, and pussies out by going to South America and feeding the poor or some shit.

The scary muppet puts the shard back in the dark crystal and makes everything bright and shiny.

more later...

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" When we get outta the 80's and into the 90's, we'll make the 60's look like the 50's. "

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quote:
Originally posted by gruco:

The aliens are weak against water.

Heh. Can it really be consider a spoiler if you aren't specific about it? This one is like saying "A guy got shot". [Razz]

I know which movie you're referring to. But it's hardly a spoiler for someone who hasn't seen it, since there's more than one movie with aliens in it. ^_~

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quote:
Originally posted by Ikuse:
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You forgot the one where James Bond saves the day, but his new wife dies in a drive by shooting.
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Spike dies.

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Bucket.

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Kanto and Johto are not in RS.
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NintendoLover is JolteonX.
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Jack's wife dies.

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Queers are faggots.
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