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gruco
I am Ian Garvey's lovechild.
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posted 01-27-2003 06:32 PM
Bruce Willis is actually dead.
Darth Vader is Luke's father.
Leia is Luke's sister.
Sephiroth kills Aeris.
Rosebud is a sled.
Soylent Green is people.
Dorothy was dreaming.
Gandalf survived the fall.
The aliens are weak against water.
Sheik is Zelda.
Bowser and Baby Bowser are the final boss of Super Mario Sunshine.
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cfalcon
OLDNBLD
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posted 01-27-2003 06:34 PM
u r so meen!!!11!!!111!!!!!
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Donald
Bob the Builder
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posted 01-27-2003 06:50 PM
Leia is Luke's sister.
The Titanic sinks.
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Dark_Herakurosu
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posted 01-27-2003 07:40 PM
Akasha turns to dust.
Dryland exists after all.
Darth Vader is Luke's father.
Tetsuo's powers grow too strong to be controlled.
John Cofee gets electrocuted.
Jack Torrence blows up the Overlook Hotel.
E.T. returns home.
Austin Powers and Dr. Evil are brothers.
Neo really is The One.
Simba becomes king.
Johnny 5 comes back to life.
- - - - - There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections, and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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Anthrax
Ultimate Authoritative Power in the Universe
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posted 01-27-2003 07:52 PM
DRY LAND IS A MYTH
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undone-backwards
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posted 01-27-2003 07:53 PM
Robin Williams' chink friend is VC.
The butler did it.
Norman Bates is the killer and he likes to dress in womens' clothes.
Teddy is not the bad dude.
Tessio was the snitch.
Harrison Ford is a clone aswell.
Mr.Glass did all that bad shit.
Ian Holmes is really an android working for the government.
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Badcrow
Cute Fluffy Squirrel
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posted 01-27-2003 07:56 PM
Mr. K is a facist.
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Mentar the Malady Monkey
worst username ever
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posted 01-27-2003 08:45 PM
Jar Jar Binks is, in fact, a faggot.
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EspeonNidoking
warcraft 3
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posted 01-27-2003 09:27 PM
Catgonk and Badcrow are indeed my legal guardians.
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$$Bling Bling$$" ~Jman
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Eaichu250
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posted 01-27-2003 09:39 PM
GOD DAMMIT YOU RUINED EVERYTHING WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO AND DO THAT GOD DAMMIT MY LIFE IS RUINED FUDDDDDDDDDDGGGGEEEEEEE YOU ;_;
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pkthunder
I look like your mom.
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posted 01-27-2003 09:52 PM
Beth dies.
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Eaichu250
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posted 01-27-2003 09:55 PM
quote: Originally posted by pkthunder: Beth dies.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON MY TEAM OH GOD DAMMIT WHY MY BRAIN ARTRRGHRG THE SPOILERS STOP RUINING MY LIFE STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSOTPOSTP
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Porygone
The Goatse Man
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posted 01-27-2003 10:02 PM
Gary Oak beats the Elite 4 and you battle him after Lance.
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Tghost
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posted 01-27-2003 10:07 PM
Roger Kint is Keyser Soze.
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Charmeleon42
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posted 01-27-2003 10:42 PM
Char42 beat Ikuse at Quake 2.
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Mr.E
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posted 01-27-2003 11:02 PM
K is killing kittens right now!
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Odnamra Taizem
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posted 01-27-2003 11:12 PM
Kagome is the reincarnation of Kikyou.
Ruby/Sapphire Elite 4 Champion is not Lance.
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ceoalex316
Time for the flaming leprosy party
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posted 01-27-2003 11:12 PM
My real name is Rodney.
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pkthunder
I look like your mom.
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posted 01-28-2003 12:41 AM
quote: Originally posted by Odnamra Taizem: Ruby/Sapphire Elite 4 Champion is not Lance.
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Coxy
Hulkamania has run wild over me.
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posted 01-28-2003 08:33 AM
quote: Originally posted by Donald: The Titanic sinks.
Kramer: "it sinks AGAIN?!?" Best. Mobile. Commercial. Ever.
SPOILER: The original record for the Lon-Lon steeplechase was set by Malon.
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Dweedle
My hands and feet are mangos
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posted 01-28-2003 11:11 AM
Dewey defeats Truman. [ 01-28-2003, 11:13 AM: Message edited by: Dweedle ]
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Psybro
Half Psyduck. Half Slowbro. All cop.
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posted 01-28-2003 12:19 PM
quote: Originally posted by Dark_Herakurosu: Jack Torrence blows up the Overlook Hotel.
That's the novel, in the movie he just freezes to death whilst his wife and son make off in the black guy's snowtractor thing.
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Dav1dL
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posted 01-28-2003 01:04 PM
Ganon isn't in Celda.
- - - - - Never argue with an idiot, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Barrierd
I have a colony of shrimp living in my bladder
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posted 01-28-2003 03:40 PM
James Bond doesn't get the world blown up and has sex with a chick.
Princess Fiona is really an ogre, not a human.
Bridget falls in love with Colin Firth's character.
Jumanji washes up on a beach in France.
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ReturnofNumeroUno
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posted 01-28-2003 04:38 PM
Goatse.cx is infact a really gross site.
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Ikuse
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posted 01-28-2003 05:34 PM
quote: Originally posted by Charmeleon42: Char42 beat Ikuse at Quake 2.
Lies. I own you, and if I have to brand you, I WILL do so.
Frodo doesn't throw the ring into the cracks of doom, gollum bites his finger off and falls in. [ 01-28-2003, 05:36 PM: Message edited by: Ikuse ]
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Kid Vid2
I am a tub of earwax.
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posted 01-28-2003 05:55 PM
Hustler One is really an AI program Meganites were designed to destroy half the human population Hyuga is a spy for the government trying to get Kurou and Akadama to weaken each other in battle so the government can move in and take the foundry for free Kids will do anything for Hairy Lee Micheal Jackson's nose isn't real Spike kills Vicious, then dies Lain is the true god of The Wired
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Green Ranger
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posted 01-28-2003 08:06 PM
Bruce Willis was actually dead the whole time but he really didn't know until the end.
- - - - - GO GO GREEN RANGER! YOU MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGER!!!!
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Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk
Happy Good Times Fortune Happiness Happity Hocks Cat-Gonk Happifier
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posted 01-28-2003 08:54 PM
You have to make a copy of the tape then get someone else to watch it.
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Clicky Pensi
Captain Fag of the Fags from Planet Fag
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posted 01-28-2003 09:38 PM
Bowser and baby bowser are the final bosses of Super Mario Sunshine. (oh wait mk was banned)
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Charmeleon42
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posted 01-28-2003 10:40 PM
quote: Originally posted by Ikuse: quote: Originally posted by Charmeleon42: Char42 beat Ikuse at Quake 2.
Lies. I own you, and if I have to brand you, I WILL do so.
IKUSE IS CONFUSED
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stinky cheese man
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posted 01-30-2003 03:28 AM
Why did pokemon always attack themselves when confused? I think they should have attacked people at random, it would be funny to see a pinsir go beat up some people at a retirement home or something.
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Tghost
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posted 01-30-2003 03:44 AM
Anakin Skywalker is Darth Vader.
If you choose the boy, your rival is a girl.
Optimus Prime dies.
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pkthunder
I look like your mom.
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posted 01-30-2003 12:14 PM
Maggie shot Mr. Burns.
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New Guy
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posted 01-30-2003 03:07 PM
Tyler Durden is really imaginary.
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cfalcon
OLDNBLD
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posted 01-30-2003 03:20 PM
Good one.
You get credits, and two girls in bikinis looking away from you with "X"s on their bathing suits. A voice says "See you again... hahahaha!"
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MK
is somewhat large.
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posted 01-30-2003 04:01 PM
Kids will do anything for Hairy Lee
You rock for saying that...
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Living on air bubbles
Frank Stallone
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posted 01-30-2003 05:00 PM
Olga was the ninja.
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Boodabonzi
like a virgin
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posted 01-30-2003 06:01 PM
In SMB:3 Mario and Luigi have the same moveset.
- - - - - OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...
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Tghost
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posted 12-09-2003 06:21 PM
NEO IS CONNECTED. TO THE SOURCE.
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Kazuki
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posted 12-09-2003 08:03 PM
The piece of Skylab is blown off course and doesn't hit the campers.
He rides the bomb through the broken doors while waving his cowboy.
That Wrath of Khan guy controls the girl, but Leslie Nielson disables it with love.
It turns out a park with dinosaurs was a bad idea.
Bruce Banner is alive, and pussies out by going to South America and feeding the poor or some shit.
The scary muppet puts the shard back in the dark crystal and makes everything bright and shiny.
more later...
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Ikuse
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posted 12-09-2003 08:08 PM
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Crimzonite
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posted 12-09-2003 11:25 PM
quote: Originally posted by gruco:
The aliens are weak against water.
Heh. Can it really be consider a spoiler if you aren't specific about it? This one is like saying "A guy got shot".
I know which movie you're referring to. But it's hardly a spoiler for someone who hasn't seen it, since there's more than one movie with aliens in it. ^_~
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Crimzonite
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posted 12-09-2003 11:28 PM
quote: Originally posted by Ikuse: James Bond saves the day.
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Slade_64
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posted 12-10-2003 12:24 AM
Spike dies.
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Fluorine
SMELLY BUTT
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posted 12-10-2003 09:36 AM
Kanto and Johto are not in RS.
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White Cat
Nobody knows why I'm an admin.
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posted 12-10-2003 02:09 PM
NintendoLover is JolteonX.
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Sniper404
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posted 12-10-2003 02:19 PM
Jack's wife dies. [ 12-10-2003, 02:20 PM: Message edited by: Sniper404 ]
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Jman
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posted 12-10-2003 03:53 PM
Queers are faggots.
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