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cfalcon
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posted 12-16-2002 08:58 PM
I am a cheater.
I don't know how to spell "insufferable".
[ 12-18-2002, 02:16 AM: Message edited by: Mr. K ] [ 01-20-2004, 03:19 AM: Message edited by: White Cat ]
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Rolken
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posted 12-16-2002 09:12 PM
I am opinionated, and frequently insuffereable. I often keep my posts short so that [ 12-16-2002, 09:16 PM: Message edited by: cfalcon ]
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EspeonNidoking
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posted 12-16-2002 09:16 PM
While I may appear mature at times, most of my life is spent online fighting with people who are utterly indistiguishable from me. I am a weed in the garden of love, a being mere microns above the ones I insult, a huge ass minus sign in the sky, and a general plague of darkness o'er the land. [ 12-16-2002, 09:21 PM: Message edited by: cfalcon ]
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ceoalex316
Time for the flaming leprosy party
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posted 12-16-2002 09:26 PM
I never know when to quit. My life is an endless cycle of dashing uphill against rocks, hoping wrecklessly that they will yield against the considerable density of my noggin.
And if you want to speak metaphorically, it only gets worse. [ 12-16-2002, 09:39 PM: Message edited by: cfalcon ]
- - - - - Maximum Penetration Industries.
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Badcrow
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posted 12-16-2002 09:31 PM
My posts are sporadic and spastic bearing strong resemblance to my colon in that regard and while I claim to be a Christian I am actually a member of a secret sect that believes the comma should be destroyed and never used because that way people who read a sentence will fall over and die because they never get to fucking inhale and then the great curse of humanity will be at an end and the plant gods can come out and then I'll use some ellipses... [ 12-16-2002, 09:53 PM: Message edited by: cfalcon ]
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Kid Vid2
I am a tub of earwax.
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posted 12-16-2002 09:38 PM
Since all my posts are short and worthless, this will be no exception.
kidvid2 loses.
Oh, sorry, I usually put in an image that isn't funny: 
And I always quote someone else's useful message in the hope of grasping but an asshair of their worth:
I am opinionated, and frequently insuffereable. I often keep my posts short so that [ 12-16-2002, 10:13 PM: Message edited by: cfalcon ]
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cfalcon
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posted 12-16-2002 09:40 PM
Or "reckless". [ 12-18-2002, 12:41 PM: Message edited by: Wintermute ]
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Anthrax
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posted 12-16-2002 09:47 PM
oh my dear god i am too easy a target [ 12-16-2002, 09:53 PM: Message edited by: cfalcon ]
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Porygone
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posted 12-16-2002 09:49 PM
Couldn't cfalcon somehow get banned for this?
- - - - - YOU'RE WINNER!
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Anthrax
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posted 12-16-2002 09:53 PM
i think that if i post witty statements that are hurtful to those around me i can improve my lot in life, because everything is based on the hierarchy of nerds here on azure and I've typed too long so here is a funny picture
 [ 12-16-2002, 10:03 PM: Message edited by: cfalcon ]
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Anthrax
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posted 12-16-2002 09:55 PM
also i can't stop crying sometimes, but don't you realize how much I hate you? I don't care though because i think it's enough to relate to other humans by making fun of them on the internet, even though my existence is totally vacant and I abuse anime as an emotional proxy for any sort of sincere human contact
arrgh why am i still even here I hate this board and K is a fascist. why haven't I been banned/murdered?
Thrax for mod. [ 12-17-2002, 10:35 PM: Message edited by: Wintermute ]
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Mentar the Malady Monkey
worst username ever
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posted 12-16-2002 10:07 PM
OH! Me next.
- - - - - WHAT.
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Porygone
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posted 12-16-2002 10:08 PM
This looks kinda fun. Me too!
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Anthrax
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posted 12-16-2002 10:15 PM
that picture i posted was broken
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cfalcon
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posted 12-16-2002 10:17 PM
Alright, I'm still at work, so I'm driving home because I'm starving. Hopefully another mod will come along and dish out some pain.
ceoalex# should check his PMs, btw. His first post was something like "I bet cfalcon edits posts here".
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Badcrow
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posted 12-16-2002 10:17 PM
I don't think he can get banned for it... since you know damn well from the topic name that you're going to be insulted.
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Lunair
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posted 12-16-2002 10:32 PM
This topic is funny. With a capital n.
And I post big-ass posts (BAP's for short) when I get all riled up, so, like Rolken's post, I'm gonna cut
[ 12-17-2009, 03:07 AM: Message edited by: cFa|con ]
- - - - - "Pulling together is the aim of despotism and tyranny. Free men pull in all kinds of directions." Terry Pratchett, The Truth.
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Fenix
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posted 12-16-2002 10:40 PM
This could be fun.
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SDShamshel
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posted 12-16-2002 10:42 PM
Ding.
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Sonuis
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posted 12-16-2002 10:51 PM
Dong.
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David Akihabara
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posted 12-16-2002 10:53 PM
Mods change the post because-
= Profanity (Not here) = Dumbassed content, Which hence makes the poster dumbassed
= Who knows?
- - - - - Fortes Fortuna Jurat
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Mewone
I have a pokemon as my username. I mean, come on.
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posted 12-16-2002 10:57 PM
Like so many others in this thread, Mr. K has no fucking opinion whatsoever about me. [ 12-17-2002, 03:22 AM: Message edited by: Mr. K ]
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DarkLickitung
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posted 12-16-2002 11:17 PM
quote: Originally posted by David Akihabara: Mods change the post because-
= Profanity (Not here) = Dumbassed content, Which hence makes the poster dumbassed
= Who knows?
Allah says you posting is bad, don't do it
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Tghost
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posted 12-16-2002 11:21 PM
Which one am I again?
I think I might be foreign. [ 12-18-2002, 02:23 AM: Message edited by: Mr. K ]
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Mick_Hale
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posted 12-16-2002 11:45 PM
I've been doing some deep thinking, and have finally come to realize a few things.
Mr. K is an example for minorities everywhere, and a leader in the truest sense of the word. He is a kindly shepherd, guiding his flock much as Jesus, who is the Lord come to Earth, guides all his children.
Wintermute is a lifelong champion of social justice. His every word is gospel, nourishment, and a beacon to those less fortunate, such as myself.
And come on, the holocaust wasn't really so bad. Why worry about it now?
God I love this place. [ 12-18-2002, 01:06 PM: Message edited by: Wintermute ]
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Wizzymoto
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posted 12-17-2002 12:24 AM
Wintermute is a lifelong champion of social justice.
Not to mention a vortex of sexual magnetism. [ 12-18-2002, 12:44 PM: Message edited by: Wintermute ]
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Anxious Clock
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posted 12-17-2002 12:30 AM
I was going to post a one liner, but decided against it.
- - - - - Mr. K: omg nintendolover that shiz iz nawt k00l i m gonna bann j00 fuxx0rz!!!11!! - Mr. K to Nintendolover
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Donald
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posted 12-17-2002 12:42 AM
Purple is the greatest colour in existence.
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Slade_64
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posted 12-17-2002 01:24 AM
żQue diablos es "colours"?
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posted 12-17-2002 03:36 AM
Am I EN? Who can fucking tell, really.
wait why... am i using...
the shift key oH and i need way more gramelineS ![[Cool]](cool.gif) [ 12-17-2002, 10:27 PM: Message edited by: Wintermute ]
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dr.steelix
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posted 12-17-2002 07:35 AM
I am a Jew.
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Psybro
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posted 12-17-2002 02:28 PM
I am interested in knowing what 2200+ inane one-liners with no real content or direction get me.
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Uiru
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posted 12-17-2002 03:06 PM
That gets a 5, or something. [ 12-17-2002, 10:16 PM: Message edited by: Wintermute ]
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AFRO NOOOOOOO!!!
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Zerot
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posted 12-17-2002 04:24 PM
This thread is dumb. I think I'll go start a poll...
Controversy: good or bad? [ 12-17-2002, 10:15 PM: Message edited by: Wintermute ]
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NintendoLover
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posted 12-17-2002 05:41 PM
Please vote for me for Poster of the Year.
p.s. I am really NintendoLover, and not JoltyOnix or whoever. [ 12-17-2002, 10:13 PM: Message edited by: Wintermute ]
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Badcrow
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posted 12-17-2002 06:04 PM
Should we call it, pulling a NintendoLover or pulling a Face?
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Ikuse
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posted 12-17-2002 06:31 PM
I'm not sure, but I think I'm mostly annoying. [ 12-17-2002, 10:17 PM: Message edited by: Wintermute ]
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Boodabonzi
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posted 12-17-2002 06:31 PM
Depends on who is the more attractive of the two.
- - - - - OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...
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Zerot
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posted 12-17-2002 07:13 PM
My last post wasn't even funny. [ 12-17-2002, 10:37 PM: Message edited by: Wintermute ]
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Rolken
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posted 12-17-2002 07:22 PM
I'm either that guy who used to play Counter-Strike with K who camped all the fucking time or that other one who likes Chanseys. [ 12-18-2002, 02:22 PM: Message edited by: Mr. K ]
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Fluorine
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posted 12-17-2002 07:28 PM
I suck cherry popsicles and I drink coconut juice.
Which, thanks to my rudimentary grasp of English, I think means: "science and creationism are the same thing and should be taught in gym class, which is the same thing as logic." [ 12-17-2002, 10:49 PM: Message edited by: Wintermute ]
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Mewone
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posted 12-17-2002 09:58 PM
I am filler. I am the internet equivalent of a miscolored bar that briefly flips along your TV screen, the noise that permeates from all angles to turn your television to a gray mess of chaos. Easily forgettable, not stupid but not smart, I post short links that aren't exactly annoying, so you probably just remember me as "Dude on Azure #1694". I post infrequently, and I may not post interesting stuff, but let it be shouted from the rooftops:
I could be worse. [ 12-19-2002, 04:46 PM: Message edited by: cfalcon ]
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I M A Pokeprofessional
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posted 12-17-2002 10:16 PM
Most creatures in the universe are better informed than me. I even routinely lose arguments with Hydrogen atoms, but this won't stop me- nay, it will not even dissuade me- from peddling my tripe as loundly and as frequently as my fat little fingers will allow. In fact, I think I will argue with you all now. You all suck. You are uninformed. You are all idiots for not reading my mind when I wrote my first post. I didn't write anything useful, but damn, you guys are dumb for not figuring it out from that.
What, you don't know what I'm talking about?
See? I told you. [ 12-19-2002, 04:49 PM: Message edited by: cfalcon ]
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gruco
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posted 12-17-2002 11:03 PM
I wanna see whatcha got on me.
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Anthrax
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posted 12-17-2002 11:18 PM
Wintermute knows me too well.
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Mr.E
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posted 12-17-2002 11:44 PM

- - - - - MickHale18: nevermind, I'll pull out for a second MickHale18: *pulls out finger*
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cfalcon
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posted 12-18-2002 12:17 AM
I was busy most of today, but while talking with K during a break I had this idea of what to do for Mick's post. See, Mick posting in here is kinda like MK posting, in the sense that you want there to be more than one of them because you just have so much to say.
Ok, fine, I was just going to say some goofy shit about Jews.
But still, I'd been looking forward to it!
Ah well.
This thread makes me wish The Great Dreamer were around. I think I could type a fucking novel, there.
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Anthrax
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posted 12-18-2002 01:01 AM
Thats why I'm posting multiple things.
Please continue editing my posts.
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IceHawk78
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posted 12-18-2002 03:31 AM
I'm better than everyone.
Including you. And you. And you.
Oh yeah, you too. I'm even better than myself, so hah! [ 12-19-2002, 10:40 AM: Message edited by: IceHawk78 ]
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Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk
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posted 12-18-2002 07:22 AM
I am simply not worth the effort. [ 12-18-2002, 02:23 PM: Message edited by: Mr. K ]
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