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Rei the Giant Koffing
Farting Nudist
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posted 11-17-2002 05:55 PM $Profile for Rei the Giant Koffing$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I, Rei the Giant Koffing, have offically succeeded in orgasming twice in under 2 minutes.

A nice bed, shiny manakin, and Dr. pepper made it possible. whoohoo! [Big Grin]

*runs away*

From: Americas b0rked penis | Registered: Jun 2001 | IP: Logged

MK
is somewhat large.
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posted 11-17-2002 09:13 PM $Profile for MK$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Orgasm twice in two minutes? Heck, how is that possible for a male, I've heard stories, but, ahhh, to me those lesser boosts aren't true orgasms...

But, hey, if you pulled it off more power to ya, congrats...

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Bulbasaur3000
Donkeylips
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posted 11-17-2002 10:00 PM $Profile for Bulbasaur3000$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

It's not that hard. (No pun intended)

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From: Plano, TX =( | Registered: May 2001 | IP: Logged

Rei the Giant Koffing
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posted 11-17-2002 10:38 PM $Profile for Rei the Giant Koffing$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Bulbasaur3000:
It's not that hard. (No pun intended)

Oh yeah?!?! I'd liek to see you do it! [Mad]

Prepare the webcam! [Big Grin]

From: Americas b0rked penis | Registered: Jun 2001 | IP: Logged

veloS
8=D~~O:
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posted 11-18-2002 05:04 AM $Profile for veloS$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I simply cannot believe that. Tell me how you achieved that. I simply do not believe it.

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Face
I invented cancer.
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posted 11-18-2002 03:31 PM $Profile for Face$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Face$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Try to get three next time.

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Weezing!

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veloS
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posted 11-21-2002 09:01 AM $Profile for veloS$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I'm still waiting for an answer, Rei. [Roll Eyes]

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Ikuse
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posted 11-21-2002 04:49 PM $Profile for Ikuse$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Ikuse$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

you had sex wih a manikin?

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Fenix
I live in a public bathroom.
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posted 11-21-2002 05:54 PM $Profile for Fenix$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Fenix$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Mannequin.

From: The Homeworld, Aiur | Registered: Nov 2001 | IP: Logged

Rei the Giant Koffing
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posted 11-21-2002 06:01 PM $Profile for Rei the Giant Koffing$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Indeed.

...and I own my success to the Dr. pepper. [Big Grin]

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ceoalex316
Time for the flaming leprosy party
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posted 11-22-2002 06:43 PM $Profile for ceoalex316$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Rei the Giant Koffing:
Dr. pepper made it possible. whoohoo!

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Maximum Penetration Industries.

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MK
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posted 11-22-2002 06:47 PM $Profile for MK$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by...

Dr. pepper made it possible. whoohoo!

I'm insulted...

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Lark84
My skeleton is made of creamy nougat.
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posted 11-23-2002 11:34 AM $Profile for Lark84$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by MK:
I'm insulted...

Why, because in reality your favourite soft drink has been tasting worse than urine for a long time?

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MK
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posted 11-23-2002 01:49 PM $Profile for MK$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

It does not taste worse than urine, I drink multiple Dr Peppers every day and I love them...

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Manuel Calavera
Sock Lover
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posted 11-23-2002 04:42 PM $Profile for Manuel Calavera$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

No, it definitely tastes like urine.

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Face
I invented cancer.
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posted 11-24-2002 12:47 PM $Profile for Face$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Face$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Maybe it's because you pissed in it.

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veloS
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posted 11-24-2002 02:03 PM $Profile for veloS$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

LOL...

And 7-UP > any other soft drink.

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Manuel Calavera
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posted 11-24-2002 03:21 PM $Profile for Manuel Calavera$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by veloS:
And 7-UP > any other soft drink.

Incorrect. Sprite > 7-UP.

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Fenix
I live in a public bathroom.
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posted 11-24-2002 03:55 PM $Profile for Fenix$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Fenix$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

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ceoalex316
Time for the flaming leprosy party
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posted 11-24-2002 07:11 PM $Profile for ceoalex316$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Face:
Maybe it's because you pissed in it.

That was funny.

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Maximum Penetration Industries.

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Eaichu250
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posted 11-29-2002 07:38 PM $Profile for Eaichu250$ $Email Eaichu250$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I HAVE SUCEEDED.

ALL TOPICS THAT HAVE A KOFFING ICON ARE NOW ALL ALIGNED ON THE FIRST PAGE!

SUCESS! ^_^

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lol

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Rei the Giant Koffing
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posted 01-10-2004 03:17 AM $Profile for Rei the Giant Koffing$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

No, Urine tastes a bit different.

..oh, uhm...

-Rei

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TeLeFonE
X-treme rotary telephone
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posted 01-10-2004 01:14 PM $Profile for TeLeFonE$ $Email TeLeFonE$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by MK:
It does not taste worse than urine, I drink multiple Dr Peppers every day and I love them...

Maybe you enjoy the taste of urine?

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fuck this username is gay

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sunburnt_aphid
most boring gimmick ever
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posted 01-11-2004 04:00 AM $Profile for sunburnt_aphid$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

So? Once I orgasmed 5 times in 4 minutes! It was good. [Wink]

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I like Jessie from Team Rocket <3

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Dweedle
My hands and feet are mangos
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posted 01-11-2004 04:57 PM $Profile for Dweedle$ $Email Dweedle$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

fuck this shit, Dr. Pepper is the best soda ever and anyone who doesn't think so should be eaten by a mutant pancake

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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune

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Jman
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posted 01-11-2004 05:58 PM $Profile for Jman$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I like Dr. Pepper.

But Moutain Dew for life.

Who needs a properly functioning reproductive organ?

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TnA
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posted 01-11-2004 11:21 PM $Profile for TnA$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

"What do you have to drink?"
"Only Mountain Dew and crab juice."
"Eeewww! Blech! I'll take the crab juice!"

[ 01-12-2004, 08:27 AM: Message edited by: TnA ]

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Coxy
Hulkamania has run wild over me.
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posted 01-12-2004 09:00 AM $Profile for Coxy$ $Email Coxy$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Dweedle:
fuck this shit, Dr. Pepper is the best soda ever and anyone who doesn't think so should be eaten by a mutant pancake

PAGING CAT-GONK TO THIS THREAD.

We make so much money from his crippling addiction.

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Mr.E
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posted 01-12-2004 06:00 PM $Profile for Mr.E$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Root Beer you motherfuckers

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MickHale18: *pulls out finger*

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sunburnt_aphid
most boring gimmick ever
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posted 01-12-2004 09:48 PM $Profile for sunburnt_aphid$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Mt. Dew sucks.
Coke sucks.
7-up sucks.

Who loves orange soda? Kel loves orange soda. Is it truuuuuue?

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I like Jessie from Team Rocket <3

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