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Anthrax
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Who would win in a fight between all the black people in the world and a 200 foot tall aborted human fetus?

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She told The Associated Press she first realized her son was mentally ill in 1996 when he killed her oldest child, a 25-year-old woman who suffered from cerebral palsy, by beating her with a dumbbell.

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posted 07-18-2002 11:50 PM      Profile for Zerot   Author's Homepage   Email Zerot   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Well... the blacks have teh blingbling, but the fetus makes it's own gravy.

It is a toss up, I say.

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posted 07-19-2002 12:00 AM      Profile for SpunkDawg4-Life   Author's Homepage   Email SpunkDawg4-Life   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
It depends on how many fetus's there are....but i'll go with the fetus's since they would seem pretty pissed right about now.

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I don't get it.
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Anthrax
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posted 07-19-2002 12:16 AM      Profile for Anthrax   Author's Homepage   Email Anthrax   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
It's just one giant fetus that may or may not be taller than 200 feet. Look, I've drawn it in MSPaint:


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Lol, I was gonna go draw a pic, but, yours is probably better than mine would've been...
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struggling.... to breathe.... that is one of the most morbidly funny pictures I have ever seen in my entire life.

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Heh, that's a pretty good pic [Big Grin]

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I don't know... fetus's have always been know for their right hooks.

I'd have to say the black people, though.

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I fetus is nothing to black people, do I have to remind you that black people are the toughest and roughest species of man kind. [Mad]

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I'm 10' tall, where am I in that picture?

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we b doggz thx 8-)
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I am laughing out loud

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hey anthrax, im a newblar, but can u make that to format as an aim icon? that would be krunk ^^

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Your post makes me sad.
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What if it's a black fetus?

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Anthrax
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quote:
Originally posted by Bulbasaur3000:
What if it's a black fetus?

It's clearly a red fetus.
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A fetus can have political affliation?
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A fetus unfettered by society's natural dispositions towards others by gender, race or creed?
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A fetus can have political affliation?


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I think this is the funniest topic I've ever seen.

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If a black fetus is aborted, would it be considered a hate crime?
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Zerot wins.
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What if the fetus is one quarter Jew, one quarter Nazi, one quarter Black... and finally one quarter mexican albino?
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That all depends on whether or not the doctor performing the operation was a foreigner.
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What if it were Dr. Mengele ?

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Its a trap!
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How so?
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Why, in the charming illustration presented by Anthrax, do the fleeing black people have green afros? Are they -punk- black people? That changes everything, you know....
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They're trees.
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Those are indeed trees. The little black dots swarming the fetus are the black people.
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And why do the trees have afros?!

(nb: The humour was missed previously, so now I'm being blatantly obvious. Note the icon.)

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Either that, or the Harlem Globetrotters went to a Green Day gig.

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Welcome to 4 months ago.

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I'm glad someone revivied this...

(Fetus for Prez!)

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quote:
Originally posted by MK:
I'm glad someone revivied this...

(Fetus for Prez!)

Was nowhere close to being funny the first time.

And it still isnt funny now.

Try again some other day, son.

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Q.What do you call a black woman who has an abortion?

A. Crimestopper.

You, see what I did right, I said that all black people are criminals, you see, so, you see, if a black woman had an abortion that would be one less criminal, do you see? Okay, I'll explain it again. Despite the fact that most crime is committed by white guys looking for a thrill there is a stereotype going round that black people are criminals. I endorse the latter as a member of the former [Big Grin]

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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quote:
Originally posted by Zerot:
Well... the blacks have teh blingbling, but the fetus makes it's own gravy.

It is a toss up, I say.

Step 1: Fetus makes gravy-stuff.
Step 2: Black people bring chicken.
Step 3: Black people put gravy on chicken.
Step 4: Fetus dies from lack of gravy that keeps it moist.

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Uhm… how ‘bout a giant fetus vs. the Lati@s? Or other legendaries…

BTW, I’m not trying to be funny ur something. But I am curious…

Oh yeah… the lati have Soul Dew.

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I never noticed this before, but apparently, there are white ppl aiding the black ppl in attacking the Native American fetus.

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Who would like to see something sechsee?

asylumeclectica.com/malady/archives/harlequin

You know you love it.

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Whooooo
I've heard of that condition, but never read about it or saw a picture. Thanks.
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Does my picture not load? You have to have an up to date browser for it to load...
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loaded for me.
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oh, it loaded. It's just the immense amount of shit that's leaving people speechless.

EDIT: (also what is it.)

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Actually, I don't get it either. I'm assuming it's a reference to a movie I haven't seen, so I can't judge how witty it is.

If the picture had involved watermelons, though, it would probably be better.

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Erm. Those pictures of dead babies gave me an urge to vomit on all of you.
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quote:
Originally posted by cfalcon:
Actually, I don't get it either. I'm assuming it's a reference to a movie I haven't seen, so I can't judge how witty it is.

If the picture had involved watermelons, though, it would probably be better.

It's from the Japanese intro of Pokémon The 5th movie with Latios and Latias. In English they cut that part cause they thought it would "bore" little kids, but it's important to the friggen storyline!
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Ok, no problem. I think you overestimated our "pokemon dork" factor by just a bit, though- I haven't seen that one (I believe I saw the first four), and I certainly haven't seen the Jp version.
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