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crazychik01
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posted 04-19-2002 12:29 PM $Profile for crazychik01$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email crazychik01$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I can't wait to go back to school! This Spring Break literally sucks for me. Today and yesterday were one of the worst days in my life. [Frown]

Another thing is that I'm bored out of my mind. I think I am going farther into depression. Any ideas of what I should do? [Confused]

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Slade_64
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posted 04-19-2002 12:36 PM $Profile for Slade_64$ $Email Slade_64$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Silver_Persian:
Masturbate.

Lots.

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ßacon
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posted 04-19-2002 12:45 PM $Profile for ßacon$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email ßacon$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I'M MASTURBATING RIGHT NOW!!!11

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Mister Cant
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posted 04-19-2002 02:13 PM $Profile for Mister Cant$ $Email Mister Cant$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Can someone tell me how to type while masturbating?

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crazychik01
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posted 04-19-2002 02:20 PM $Profile for crazychik01$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email crazychik01$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

On top of my bad sping break, 1 of my friends died last night. [Frown]

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ßacon
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posted 04-19-2002 02:30 PM $Profile for ßacon$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email ßacon$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Mister Cant:
Can someone tell me how to type while masturbating?

Just use your left hand to jerk it, and your right to type. It's a bit difficult at first, but you'll get used to it.

Ugh... ugh... ohhhh yeah.

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crazychik01
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posted 04-19-2002 02:40 PM $Profile for crazychik01$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email crazychik01$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by ßacon:

quote:
Originally posted by Mister Cant:
Can someone tell me how to type while masturbating?
Just use your left hand to jerk it, and your right to type. It's a bit difficult at first, but you'll get used to it.

Ugh... ugh... ohhhh yeah.

You should know. Probley had a lot of practice.

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ßacon
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posted 04-19-2002 02:44 PM $Profile for ßacon$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email ßacon$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

So, that's how it's going to be, then?

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crazychik01
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posted 04-19-2002 02:51 PM $Profile for crazychik01$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email crazychik01$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Hey Bacon, I was just joking. Please don't take it offensive or anything.

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Slade_64
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posted 04-20-2002 04:56 PM $Profile for Slade_64$ $Email Slade_64$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Mister Cant:
Can someone tell me how to type while masturbating?

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Mick_Hale
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posted 04-20-2002 10:49 PM $Profile for Mick_Hale$ $Email Mick_Hale$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

That was the best pic posted on this forum in well over a year.

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Slade_64
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posted 04-11-2003 03:18 AM $Profile for Slade_64$ $Email Slade_64$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Whatever happened to crazychik01?

also what does [This Guy]

look like without a beard?

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Jenova
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posted 04-11-2003 08:34 AM $Profile for Jenova$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Jenova$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

This is all you'll ever need.

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Mick_Hale
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posted 04-11-2003 12:25 PM $Profile for Mick_Hale$ $Email Mick_Hale$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

That was the best pic posted on this forum in well over a year.

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Anthrax
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posted 04-11-2003 12:44 PM $Profile for Anthrax$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Anthrax$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Yeah except that picture is easily at least five years old and it's been posted here one thousand times.

sry jenova

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Jenova
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posted 04-11-2003 12:47 PM $Profile for Jenova$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Jenova$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I care. Honestly.

So what if it's been used before? You people went through a phase of "You suck!" pictures...and the gimp from fatchicksinpartyhats.com is age-old and over-used...bite me [Razz]

I wasn't trying to be original, I was making an anti-microsoft gesture.

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Anthrax
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posted 04-11-2003 01:02 PM $Profile for Anthrax$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Anthrax$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Yeah, I was trying to point out to Mick that it is in no way "the best pic posted on this forum in well over a year."

I didn't really care that you posted it, I just had to inform Mick that the pic is ancient.

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She told The Associated Press she first realized her son was mentally ill in 1996 when he killed her oldest child, a 25-year-old woman who suffered from cerebral palsy, by beating her with a dumbbell.

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Donald
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posted 04-11-2003 01:10 PM $Profile for Donald$ $Email Donald$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Mister Cant:
Can someone tell me how to type while masturbating?

Voice recognition software.

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cfalcon
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posted 04-11-2003 02:08 PM $Profile for cfalcon$ $Email cfalcon$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

There's a left handed Dvorak keyboard, without a doubt the fastest way to type when you're missing an arm.

Well, there's a right handed keyboard too, but I'm guessing that you want that right hand elsewhere.

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ceoalex316
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posted 04-11-2003 02:28 PM $Profile for ceoalex316$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Don't most people jerk off with their left hand?

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Slade_64
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posted 04-11-2003 02:53 PM $Profile for Slade_64$ $Email Slade_64$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

no...

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moogleman
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posted 04-11-2003 03:05 PM $Profile for moogleman$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Slade_64:
no...

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Fenix
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posted 04-11-2003 03:12 PM $Profile for Fenix$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Fenix$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I'm masturbatorially ambidextrous.

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Ferquin
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posted 04-12-2003 03:30 PM $Profile for Ferquin$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Ferquin$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I wonder how parapalegics get their rocks off?

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Mr. K
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posted 04-15-2003 12:09 AM $Profile for Mr. K$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Mr. K$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Don't most people jerk off with their left hand?

I hump a stuffed Pokemon.

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The Muffin King
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posted 04-15-2003 12:11 AM $Profile for The Muffin King$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Yeah, well that's nothing.

I penetrate.

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Porygone
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posted 04-15-2003 11:19 AM $Profile for Porygone$ $Email Porygone$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

This is bringing back repressed memories of LexyEevee.

And I kill kittens with my right hand. I could do it with my left hand when I was younger. Hell, I would even switch back and forth during the night to avoid making it naturally lean to one side.

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veloS
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posted 04-16-2003 06:36 AM $Profile for veloS$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

For me, left hand= better orgasm.
Right hand= fatser orgasm.

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The Muffin King
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posted 04-16-2003 07:52 AM $Profile for The Muffin King$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I use the left, as it is gentler and more precise.

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Slade_64
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posted 04-17-2003 02:55 AM $Profile for Slade_64$ $Email Slade_64$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Look ma, no hands!

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Kiseiju
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posted 04-20-2003 05:24 AM $Profile for Kiseiju$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by veloS:
For me, left hand= better orgasm.
Right hand= fatser orgasm.

I take it you use righty when you're hungry.

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veloS
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posted 04-20-2003 09:03 AM $Profile for veloS$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I go to the kitchen to eat milk and cookies when I'm hungry.

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SDShamshel
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posted 04-20-2003 10:07 AM $Profile for SDShamshel$ $Email SDShamshel$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Ferquin:
I wonder how parapalegics get their rocks off?

Feet.

And yoga.

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